- Location
- Writeland
It would be above a pile of dead HYDRA agents who all jumped out the window trying to grab it.
Full Moon Blues (SI, Crossover, Dragonball/MCU)
- Thread starter RoyalNoises
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- Crossover
It would be above a pile of dead HYDRA agents who all jumped out the window trying to grab it.
Shadowofdeath
DUKE OF DEATH
- Location
- North Las Vegas Nevada
Hydra: power that backfires on us as whole at the cost of your lives.
White Lantern
A really overpowered Mary Sue self insert
- Location
- Sector 2184
Talking about loosening teeth do you think saiyan biology lets you regrow teeth cause they got or have a lot of em knocked out
- Location
- Writeland
Well in my gorehound edgelord canon, they get a new set every full moon. But yes, I would say that it's likely that they have more robust and replaceable dentition than humans, not just because of their violent lifestyle but also because of their habit of eating anything they can fit in their mouth. Which is a lot of things.
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
- Location
- The Land of Fire and Poison
Most things, really. If Goku is anything to go by, Saiyans are apparently capable of dislocating their jaw and swallowing things larger than their own head, snake style.
I strongly suspect that Saiyan digestive systems have more in common with antimatter annihilation reactors than anything else; their ability to just vanish tonnes of mass into nowhere (or Ki) is remarkable.
esseresse
R'lyth Power Make-up
- Location
- divorceville, state of depression
- Pronouns
- They/Her
Natasha in a fake grey mustache: The warp core, she's gonna breach Cap'n!
Valkyrie after climbing down from the pile of her latest conquests and adjusting her toupee: Who gave Chard ex-lax?
- Location
- Argentina
Has Cap or any of the others managed to fly yet?
- Location
- Writeland
Nope. Charud's next lesson is throwing them off the helicarrier and yelling at them to stop falling.
Guardsman_Sparky
The Clueless Wonder
- Location
- Virginia
No no no, that's all wrong. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
PyroTechno
The Procrastination Pokemon
And Thor be like: "Unfortunately, friend, I do not believe I have recieved the maximum benefit of this exercise."
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- Writeland
Just realized I completely forgot a line I meant to put in about Bruce quietly sitting near the ring and meditating but honestly you can probably just guess he was doing so. 
deadcrystal
Slaaneshi Cultist
- Location
- The Warp
Ah, going with the 'Humans lack the absurd natural abilities of other species, but can make up for it with good Ki Control and some ingenuity' interpretation.
Well ofc. Energy blasts would be very off-theme for the Cap. Don't suit his aesthetics at all!
Very nice trick and likely to inspire all sorts of Ki experimentation in further training.
Speaking of Ki training, I have come up with the perfect tutor for the humans, even if getting them to do it would be implausible.
Madame Gao. She knows how to use Ki, but far more importantly she's a scary old lady who demands the proper observance of respect. She's dignified, intelligent, ruthless. She's ready made to step into the 'Disdainful mentor' role
I did not know how badly I needed Black Widow with eye beams until today.
Pierce has a fantastic patter. Shame Hydra is such a complete shitshow
Hydra's impulse control matches Cerberus's common sense.
- Location
- Writeland
And Umbrella's dedication to proper safety procedures.
- Location
- Arizona
Maybe its because I've been playing Xenoverse recently, but it seems to me like Natasha is benefitting from the Human Female's gift for Ki Blast abilities, where as the guys benefit from more physical augmenting uses AKA Strike moves.
I could be wrong, but that's a cool coincidence if so.
I could be wrong, but that's a cool coincidence if so.
Well, better than the lessons Picollo might give. "Dodge!"
I figure you can take some inspiration from the Super Moves he has from video games. Even if he can't project an actual beam, I could totally buy Steve being able to enclose himself with ki, and doing Hyper Charging Star at enemies. Hell, with how good he is with that shield, he might even possibly be able to imbue it with ki and do a variation of Destructo Disc.
Man, if Winter Soldier happens close to like what it did, I pity Bucky. He was roughly Steve's equal when they fought before in canon, but now Steve has really been practicing. It makes me think that if it still happens anyway, Hydra will make the Winter Soldier their first test subject for how to possibly use ki.
By the way, I'm surprised Fury hasn't been monitoring the situation more closely,]. I wonder if Hydra has been keeping him busy with distractions, because if he saw Natasha shooting lasers out of his eyes, Fury would have a fucking assembly plant of people going through Charud's training. Because he's beginning to understand that it's a dangerous universe, and while you might get tech like Tony Stark to make walking tanks, it needs a lot of "back end" support for people to build and maintain such systems.
Charud's camp is essentially the holy grail: a proven reliable method to create super soldiers. No need to re-discover some lost formula, no need to gamble on the soldier being an exemplary person, no danger of mutating people into monsters. All he has to do, is sieve through the entire US armed forces and other organizations for the appropriate people, and run them through Charud's training camp. He doesn't need to deal with problematic individuals who might question orders, when he can have trusted people like Maria Hill and Coulson be trained.
Ok, it's not that easy, I expect that ki training is harder than Navy Seal School or Special Forces training; but the point is, that still gives Fury a bigger pool of potential super soldiers.
It's too bad Hydra might have already thought the same.
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Also, Charud really is a merc now, in an older sense of the word. Not just someone being paid to fight, but also in the sense that he's a specialist who has knowledge about a specific form of combat, and he's paid to impart said knowledge to his employers.
Just like Von Steuben. The MO of mercenaries in the past is to have a "core" of fighting professionals, sell their services to people who didn't have said talents but found they need it now. More importantly, most mercenary groups in the past only had a small core of members, and then recruited more people locally if they needed it.
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Nitronorm5688
The Armchair Reader
- Location
- Oakdale, CT
You know, i was halfway expecting Charud to make some sarcastic remark about EVERY planetary government having some super shady organization working behind the scenes to make things better for themselves. It's like it's a trope or something.
RighelloDi'Tutti
Ruler of All
- Location
- The speed force
I never thought I would hear about Baron Von Steuben outside my history class. The man's name deserve to be up there for what he did for the US
GameDragon
Too Hot To Handle
- Location
- Challenger Deep
This is a really interesting fusion of the MCU and DBZ. Besides the possibility of Charud turning SS, I can't wait to see what other sorts of milestones that we might hit.
- Location
- Writeland
Ugh; Seeing this quoted makes me realize how damn repetitive it is. To edit I go.
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
- Location
- The Land of Fire and Poison
Umbrella Employee: 'What is this 'safety' of which you speak? That is when we use random bums off the street as experimental subjects, yes?'
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- Writeland
Neruz
Rogue Spiderbanana
- Location
- The Land of Fire and Poison
"You've got too much nature on you, could contaminate the test samples, gotta get all that nature off before we can expos- I mean let you into the testing facilities."
- Location
- Writeland
Not really. HYDRA's goal hasn't changed, their deal is that humans are too stupid to be in charge of their own actions. An idea I'm sympathetic to, but they forgot that they're nazis, the stupidest kind of human.
You would think the Chitauri Invasion would have made a bigger impact on society.
Also that every other method to mass produce super soldiers have ended in disaster.