From Boy to Boss, a Warhammer 40k Ork Boy Quest

Well, the prologue was a nice little thing, onto the next fight! I can already imagine our little Ork's rise to power, leading his own Waagh through the Imperium! Maybe he'll be known as Blitztoof 'Eadsplitta or whatever nickname he'll make for himself. Regardless, I'm eager to see where this goes.
 
God, I love the fact that we're having debates but typing as if we're Orks
 
A Boys first hat iz a specia thing, git face! Can't be any ol grot shite, gatz ta be ah good one it does! Otha wise wassa point?
It ain't no grot shite, ya zoghead. It'z offa da git wot waz drivin' the trukk, so it'z gotta make ya betta at drivin'! AND it'z ta co... coommen... ta remember that first krumpin'!
 
Hatz iz big stuff ya gitz! a good hat showz yooz not some grot wif no eye for accessorizin'!
[x] Yes
 
So I've got an idea for you all. if we'ze going to drive this trukk then how do we get dakka and fuel to use it? I'll tell you how: We'ze going to make the other grots pay fer their rides. Since we'll always be with boss in the best fights, we can ad-ver-tize our business. If a boy wants the best scrap, we'll offer to take em…fer a small fee of course. Teef, beer, or bullets. Iz genius!
 
Oi, gits! Big Boss Narratah 'ere to con-gra-chu-late you'z on finishing da first bitz of dis story. Now dat, you've found yer tribe and got yer Boy on his feet, the next bits of da story will be interesting'. I know whats I wants ta do fer da story, just figgering out da system will be my focus fer now. Aside from dat, Fanks for stickin' wiff me fer so long, an' lets get dis ball rollin'!
Can we get the meks to move the driver section to the back of the wagon and the mob section to the front so we can ram something and then the boyz just charge out and start krumping people instead of having to run around the wagon?

i wonder can we become a mekboys?
There was an option for that at game start so probably not for a while.

[X] No
 
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