Finding the Spark (Pathfinder 1E Quest)

I'm mostly joking.
Although, weirdly I think Pepe is sometimes used as a symbol for certain political ideologies of varying extremes. While I can respect most differing political opinions it does leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Also I feel meh at best about using memes in a fantasy quest. Having a logical explanation helps a lot (such as Pe'epe) so in that regard it's better than Kermit.

I am an average internet user, and as such I learned from his political usage by searching the meme and readong about it. I think we are safe on that front.

Besides, in DP's quests we often do references to other stuff.

Anynway, I think we will have fun either way. I am not deadly set on Pe'epe.
 
For what it is worth I did know about the political stuff and I did not say anything because I do not think people should be allowed to confiscate memes like that. They are a kind of art in their own right and deserve to be reclaimed in the spirit of good fun in which they were first posted.
 
Looks like we have a tie. Anyone with an opposition of toothy toad names now is your chance.
Adhoc vote count started by DragonParadox on Apr 4, 2023 at 8:54 AM, finished with 26 posts and 11 votes.
 
I guess Cob will be our Slurk's regular rider for now. Gorok can do the training thanks to his Handle Animal skill, but Cob is the only party member with the Ride skill due to his Goblin racial bonus. That also leaves Gorok free to do regular scouting.

A +8 Ride bonus is pretty solid, especially considering that he hasn't actually put any points into it. Next level it would be worth dropping a point into Ride to be able to benefit from the Class bonus, to push it to +12.
 
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The Season of Still Stone

When you explain about seeing another one of your people and wishing to speak to her our companions are all willing to pay the extra coin for shelter, food, and stabling while you search her out, though only Gorok offers to come along and offer his axe should things go poorly. Not that you expect them to of course, but better too many knives in hand than one across your throat. Thankfully the folk of Cauldron are as prone to gossip as their lake is to burbling, though you could have done without some of what you overheard.

Wish you'd just take her out of here and go.

Wonder what skullduggery they're up to.

Damn caligni, only more trustworthy than the drow, for not living as long.


The latter comment sticks with you in particular given that the dwarf smith that made it makes his living filing down Burnlander coin and then passing it off for full value, something Pepper had informed you in his mistress' place is a hanging offense. All in all, you would have rather not know what a 'hanging' is. It seems more torture and humiliation than means of execution compared to the Bitter Cup which affords a painless death to even the most heinous of criminals. The idea that Burnlanders do not have enough poisons is farcical. Everything is a poison in enough quantity, and numbing is second only to pain and nausea in on the list of natural essences. Any child knows that.

After almost colliding with a handcart filled with waste for the fungal fields you pull your scattered thoughts together and finally admit that you are worried about what you might find when you finally track down the Dancer. More barely concealed disdain? Someone else who wants to use and discard you as quickly as they can lest you dirty their hands by association? It is not as though any of the traveling Dancers had shown you any particular soul-warmth. The most they had done is not go out of their way to kick you, and the more time you spend with Mina, Gorok, and Cob the less of a kindness that seems.

No sense getting cold feet now, having just listened to a fishmonger talk about his family's feud with the neighbors over a stolen titan eel in his grandfather's day. The only interesting thing about the whole story, how one steals a thirty foot eel, is lost in the excruciating details, but eventually he gets to telling you... "Oh, she was over by the Free Fires. Likes to set up a game there from time to time."

Even a newcomer like yourself knew what the Free Fires were. Cauldron had been founded here for two reasons: the water of the lake, drinkable as is by the locals who had long ago adapted and easy to filter for strangers, and the fire that also leapt up from below the stones, allowing for cooking without the use of kindling or sorcery. Most of these deep flames are enclosed in a structure like the Belly of the Beast tavern or Tam's Tannery, but towards the north side of town there is an open space marked only by a rough circle of stones with three blueish flames leaping out for any who might use them.

It is supposed to be a gift from the folk to Cauldron to those travelers who do not have anywhere else to find heat and flame for cooking, a small part of the crater that has not been altered since they arrived. In practice it is the domain of whichever thug has the biggest fist and the loudest bellow to reign over the unfortunate travelers.

In this case it is a rock troll, which might at first glance be confused for a boulder by reason of his enormous girth and the fact that lichen is growing across across his right side, the one nearest to the water. As you have no business with him you had planned to stay well clear of him... until you notice the Dancer you had been looking for is dangling off one lichen covered knee, showing off a trinket made of interlocking ivory balls, one nested inside the other.

"Is this the one you spoke of? The one who can put my bother out of his misery?" The troll raises a flat stone nearby and pulls out an absurdly tiny amethyst, at least compared to the hand about the size of your chest, which seems to hum with life. "Here."

A look of unadulterated desire passes over the Dancer's face as she says in the tongue of the People: "Play along and you will be greately rewarded."

What do you do?

[] Agree, it could be very useful indeed to have a Dancer in your debt. They are the lorekeepers of the People, respected among all the tribes, and this one seems to be in a bind

[] Clear up the misunderstanding. You do not fancy being on the wrong side of an angry rock troll

[] Write in


OOC: Looking for alchemy supplies will be in the next update.
 
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I suppose we did not fail a sense motive roll here? Right? Right...

I say we play along... as long as it doesn't get us into trouble
 
Oh, crap...

We are not up to tangling with a Rock Troll. We really, really are not ready for that. I wanted to speak with the Dancer, not get sent on a suicide mission.
 
[X] Agree, it could be very useful indeed to have a dancer in your debt, they are the lorekeepers of the People, respected among all the tribes and this one seems to be in a bind

We are playing with fire, but the troll is incredibly dumb and if Roland managed to slay a dragon we can slay a troll
 
I'm assuming this isn't just a vaguely worded assassination plot but rather an actual attempt on the Rock Troll's part to end his brother's suffering.

I think this is enough of a prompt to get the Troll to elaborate before we get ourselves too deeply involved in this.

[X] "I would first need to know what misery plagues your brother...?"
 
I'm assuming this isn't just a vaguely worded assassination plot but rather an actual attempt on the Rock Troll's part to end his brother's suffering.

I think this is enough of a prompt to get the Troll to elaborate before we get ourselves too deeply involved in this.

[X] "I would first need to know what misery plagues your brother...?"

Meh, that is just palying along but more timidly
 
[X] "I would first need to know what misery plagues your brother...?"

Really don't want to even attempt to scam anyone, let alone a rock troll, without more info.
 
By the way, gentlemen, this big guy here has a -1 to wisdom and no ranks in Sense motive.

It is horrendously easy to be deceived.

Anyway, I would totally fulfill my end of the bargain if we can. A poison that affects intelligence, of we can get one, can probably drop a atone troll to 0 intelligence and thus render him unconcious, for example.

And that is if his brother is a Stone Troll like him.
 
By the way, gentlemen, this big guy here has a -1 to wisdom and no ranks in Sense motive.

It is horrendously easy to be deceived.

Anyway, I would totally fulfill my end of the bargain if we can. A poison that affects intelligence, of we can get one, can probably drop a atone troll to 0 intelligence and thus render him unconcious, for example.

And that is if his brother is a Stone Troll like him.
Stone Trolls have very high Fortitude save bonuses, and the kind of poison that could actually have a chance of getting through that is just obscenely expensive. Seriously, the price for even decent poison in Pathfinder is stupidly high.

As for deceiving the Troll, I'm not necessarily against that, but I want to know a bit more before we get involved in shit way beyond our level.
 
Stone Trolls have very high Fortitude save bonuses, and the kind of poison that could actually have a chance of getting through that is just obscenely expensive. Seriously, the price for even decent poison in Pathfinder is stupidly high.

As for deceiving the Troll, I'm not necessarily against that, but I want to know a bit more before we get involved in shit way beyond our level.

The thing is, I have the feeling that we will throw away the opportunity if we ask too much. I would rather play along, and then ask more questions.
 
The thing is, I have the feeling that we will throw away the opportunity if we ask too much. I would rather play along, and then ask more questions.
Better to throw away the opportunity than let the Dancer lead us around by the nose. After all, if we don't get at least a bit of info from the Troll, all we'll have to go on is what the Dancer tells us. I don't trust them not to screw us over.
 
Better to throw away the opportunity than let the Dancer lead us around by the nose. After all, if we don't get at least a bit of info from the Troll, all we'll have to go on is what the Dancer tells us. I don't trust them not to screw us over.
Hmmmm. Still not wholly convinced.

@DragonParadox , a question about mechanics. How would you handle a Coup de grace against an enemy with regeneration, assuming the other side fails the Fortitude save?
 
Hmmmm. Still not wholly convinced.

@DragonParadox , a question about mechanics. How would you handle a Coup de grace against an enemy with regeneration, assuming the other side fails the Fortitude save?

If it was dealt by something that did at least 1 point of damage that cancels it, like say a dagger dipped in acid for a troll, they die, otherwise they fall to -25% of their HP and start regenerating.
 
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If it was dealt by something that did at least 1 point of damage that cancels it., like say a dagger dipped in acid for a troll, they die, otherwise they fall to -25% of their HP and start regenerating.

Wonderful

@Goldfish , a heavy pick does x4 crit damage, meaning that we can get really a high damage potential, and thus instantly go for a really high Fortitude save. If we stack bonuses and coup de grace a sleeping troll, we can take it down. And they have a pitiful will save of +3, so Mina can put it to sleep fairly easily.

Just doing some math
 
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