Fate/White Parmesan
- Thread starter AnonymousRabbit
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- Mature Fantasy Modern
Spectral Waltz
Scatterbrained Writer
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- Walking the Endless Corridors
[X] Wake Medb up. Time for work. She can stock up on prana at the station. You also don't want to keep Sarah waiting.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
*Starts sweating audibly*
I may have done an oopsie.
- Location
- Should be a bit higher
It doesn't matter. Canon, what Canon?
Just do your own thing. As long as you're not making money off of it.
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- madison
if you have, you've done so in the most appropriately fate way possible.
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
I tried my beeeeest. Oh well. Them's the breaks it seems. Caster is exactly the person you're all thinking of.
Chalk it up as a Fate thing please, I really didn't know.
I have this sudden urge to make her a Saberface just to really drive it home.
Also closing in an hour.
- Location
- Florida
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- Should be a bit higher
Well I was fairly certain she was Skuld. But that's because I didn't consider that you might not know Victor was an established character in Fate.
Also please refrain making her a Saber Face. Don't spread it any further.
NitroFumetsu
Blaze of Glory
Eh, Leonardo Da Vinci is also canonically male in Fate, but through magic bullshit chose to genderbend herself into the image of the Mona Lisa.
It's not outside the realm of possibility that Doctor Frankenstein might do the same thing. I mean, 'body reconstruction' is his thing. He could have any kind of bullshit reason for it. For example, we know canonically that Frankenstein's monster was female in Fate, that could possibly be partly a testbed for the good Doctor to figure out how to build a member of the fairer sex. Or alternatively the genderbend is a gambit to throw people off the trail of his real identity. I know one person here thought she might be Skuld.
Whatever works.
It's not outside the realm of possibility that Doctor Frankenstein might do the same thing. I mean, 'body reconstruction' is his thing. He could have any kind of bullshit reason for it. For example, we know canonically that Frankenstein's monster was female in Fate, that could possibly be partly a testbed for the good Doctor to figure out how to build a member of the fairer sex. Or alternatively the genderbend is a gambit to throw people off the trail of his real identity. I know one person here thought she might be Skuld.
Whatever works.
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- unknown
[X] Body not responding. Just stay in bed. You don't want anything to do in this stupid war for today. Your Servant's sleeping the sleep of the dead anyway.
- Location
- madison
[X] Wake Medb up. Time for work. She can stock up on prana at the station. You also don't want to keep Sarah waiting.
there is no respite.
there is no respite.
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- West Michigan
There's only one Saberface Caster, and that's Morgan. But maybe she pranked this Caster to look that way for... reasons.
Merlin says hi. As much as I like Nasu!Scáthach, almost everything about her was made up whole-cloth.
Didn't Merlin only train Artoria? Of course, maybe Scathach only trained Cu, I don't know her non-Nasu lore very much.
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- West Michigan
The only three things we know of that Myth!Scáthach did were train Cú and give him Gáe Bulg, almost become Cú's mother-in-law (through Uathach, though that relationship was apparently over by the time Cú reunited with Emer), and become Connla's aunt (through Aífe). Everything about Scáthach ascending to godhood through sheer badassery was a Nasu invention.
We know a lot more about Merlin, if only because our records of Arthurian lore through the centuries are so much more complete than the Ulster Cycle. There's only one trainer-of-heroes (as opposed to a hero who also trained others) who might be more famous than Merlin, and that's Yoda.
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- Somewhere over the Rainbow
[X] Wake Medb up. Time for work. She can stock up on prana at the station. You also don't want to keep Sarah waiting.
AnonymousRabbit
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10 minutes
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
Alas there will be no fluffy cuddling today.
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Fast, Fast, Fast
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
[] Wake Medb up. Time for work. She can stock up on prana at the station. You also don't want to keep Sarah waiting
Your body wanted nothing more than to sink into your bed and dive back into sweet slumber. That would have been great but you were still in the clothes you bled and sweat in and it was bothering you something fierce. You tried getting up and succeeded only after making several of your muscles scream.
It was a taxing effort but you eventually managed before you turned to Medb sleeping like a baby. You grabbed her blanket and wrenched out of her grasp in one sweeping motion. This woke her up as her gathered warmth vanished to be replaced by the chill of the air conditioner.
"Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We've got a cops to look after," you spoke in a gravelly tone before Medb groaned as she buried her face in her pillow.
"I hate you. I hate you so much. Go die in a ditch," Medb groaned as she swung her legs in protest.
"I don't want to die yet! If that Woman in the police station finds out I'm late, she might hunt me down!" You told her as you tried to pull her from the bed.
Medb grit her teeth and held on, "Then go by yourself! I'm tired too! Can't we just stay here?!"
"You can stock up on prana in the police station! The local banana bar should be still open until 12 too!" You growled as you tried pulling her leg but despite everything, her E Ranked strength was enough to make you struggle.
Medb pouted as she huffed, "Maybe for once, you provide should me with prana."
You let go of her foot and let it fall until her toe slammed into the floor. That made her shriek as she jumped and held her foot with a teary look in her eyes. She was like a damned cat. A spoiled rich cat that's in heat all year long. You sighed as you shook your head as Medb hurtled curses at you while you moved to the bathroom.
You need a shower.
.....
....
...
Sarah wasn't at the usual place. This was evident by the time you got to the shooting range and found that she wasn't there. You wait for a bit before frowning once you realized that she might not be coming back. You wondered if the commotion last night made Derrinsmith more cautious and if Sarah were his Servant, he'd want her close by.
A shame. You walked out of the shooting range and went through the empty halls of the police station. You didn't want to tune in on Men's while she's replenishing her prana so you went around a bit, deliberately avoiding the press room.
There were still some activity in the station but it was mostly down at the lobby where the civilians were being accommodated by cops under Medb's control. You walked through the lobby and listened to reports of looting and pillaging of the area in which you fought last night.
The city was starting to feel more of these incidents too. You walked out of the entrance and sighed. Snow fell from the sky and drifted down to the icy streets. Pedestrians walked and continued their days like normal without knowing of the war being waged behind their backs.
Smoked left your lips before you heard the sound of running engine. Looking to the side, you saw a biker come at you at a ludicrous speed before braking hard. The ice on the road made it hard to stop but driver easily slid her bike to the side and come to a halt.
You stepped back as a woman in a black leather biker jacket took off her helmet and let her long purple hair fall down gracefully behind her back. She turned to look at you and cracked a smile as she dismounted her sleek black bike and killed the engine.
"You seem to be waiting for someone. I take it you're not being busy?" Sarah said as she held her helmet underneath her arm.
"I was wondering where you went but... It seems like you're out and about. I thought class wasn't on today," you replied with a shrug.
"My employer simply gave me the day off for today. It's a wonderful thing to be out of those restricting clothes," Sarah looked down herself in satisfaction, "This is more of my style."
"That it does. Well I wouldn't want to get in the way of your day off! See ya," you said before Sarah grabbed your hand.
She was strong. Your eyes widened before she touched the bandage which patched up your cheek. Ah. She might be wondering about your injuries since they weren't there yesterday. You had to come up with an excuse-
"Don't think that just because you're a little wounded that you can skip training. You're coming with me," Sarah said as she had a dangerous glint in her eyes.
"Are you seriously trying to kidnap me in front of a police station?!" You squawked as Sarah managed a small smile at that.
Oh. She was.
The next thing you knew was that you were seated behind her back and the engine of her bike rumbled beneath you. You snapped out of your stupor.
"Please hold on. You might get blown away," Sarah chuckled before the bike started moving.
"Wait, wait, AAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!" you screamed as the bike shot forward.
This was fast. It was faster than Medb's bull in the sky. Oh god oh god oh god. You grabbed on to her side as the chilly December air dug into your flesh. Your knuckles were white from gripping so hard on her jacket.
"Where are you taking me?!" You asked with a shrill voice.
"Food is training too. We are going to acquire sufficient nutrition for your body to allow you to heal faster," Sarah replied as she revved he engine and went even faster.
[] You think you're hitting high Gs somehow so you just passed out while keeping your grip on the bike.
[] Telepathy: RIDER SAVE ME, I'M BEING KIDNAPPED
Your body wanted nothing more than to sink into your bed and dive back into sweet slumber. That would have been great but you were still in the clothes you bled and sweat in and it was bothering you something fierce. You tried getting up and succeeded only after making several of your muscles scream.
It was a taxing effort but you eventually managed before you turned to Medb sleeping like a baby. You grabbed her blanket and wrenched out of her grasp in one sweeping motion. This woke her up as her gathered warmth vanished to be replaced by the chill of the air conditioner.
"Wake the fuck up, Samurai. We've got a cops to look after," you spoke in a gravelly tone before Medb groaned as she buried her face in her pillow.
"I hate you. I hate you so much. Go die in a ditch," Medb groaned as she swung her legs in protest.
"I don't want to die yet! If that Woman in the police station finds out I'm late, she might hunt me down!" You told her as you tried to pull her from the bed.
Medb grit her teeth and held on, "Then go by yourself! I'm tired too! Can't we just stay here?!"
"You can stock up on prana in the police station! The local banana bar should be still open until 12 too!" You growled as you tried pulling her leg but despite everything, her E Ranked strength was enough to make you struggle.
Medb pouted as she huffed, "Maybe for once, you provide should me with prana."
You let go of her foot and let it fall until her toe slammed into the floor. That made her shriek as she jumped and held her foot with a teary look in her eyes. She was like a damned cat. A spoiled rich cat that's in heat all year long. You sighed as you shook your head as Medb hurtled curses at you while you moved to the bathroom.
You need a shower.
.....
....
...
Sarah wasn't at the usual place. This was evident by the time you got to the shooting range and found that she wasn't there. You wait for a bit before frowning once you realized that she might not be coming back. You wondered if the commotion last night made Derrinsmith more cautious and if Sarah were his Servant, he'd want her close by.
A shame. You walked out of the shooting range and went through the empty halls of the police station. You didn't want to tune in on Men's while she's replenishing her prana so you went around a bit, deliberately avoiding the press room.
There were still some activity in the station but it was mostly down at the lobby where the civilians were being accommodated by cops under Medb's control. You walked through the lobby and listened to reports of looting and pillaging of the area in which you fought last night.
The city was starting to feel more of these incidents too. You walked out of the entrance and sighed. Snow fell from the sky and drifted down to the icy streets. Pedestrians walked and continued their days like normal without knowing of the war being waged behind their backs.
Smoked left your lips before you heard the sound of running engine. Looking to the side, you saw a biker come at you at a ludicrous speed before braking hard. The ice on the road made it hard to stop but driver easily slid her bike to the side and come to a halt.
You stepped back as a woman in a black leather biker jacket took off her helmet and let her long purple hair fall down gracefully behind her back. She turned to look at you and cracked a smile as she dismounted her sleek black bike and killed the engine.
"You seem to be waiting for someone. I take it you're not being busy?" Sarah said as she held her helmet underneath her arm.
"I was wondering where you went but... It seems like you're out and about. I thought class wasn't on today," you replied with a shrug.
"My employer simply gave me the day off for today. It's a wonderful thing to be out of those restricting clothes," Sarah looked down herself in satisfaction, "This is more of my style."
"That it does. Well I wouldn't want to get in the way of your day off! See ya," you said before Sarah grabbed your hand.
She was strong. Your eyes widened before she touched the bandage which patched up your cheek. Ah. She might be wondering about your injuries since they weren't there yesterday. You had to come up with an excuse-
"Don't think that just because you're a little wounded that you can skip training. You're coming with me," Sarah said as she had a dangerous glint in her eyes.
"Are you seriously trying to kidnap me in front of a police station?!" You squawked as Sarah managed a small smile at that.
Oh. She was.
The next thing you knew was that you were seated behind her back and the engine of her bike rumbled beneath you. You snapped out of your stupor.
"Please hold on. You might get blown away," Sarah chuckled before the bike started moving.
"Wait, wait, AAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!" you screamed as the bike shot forward.
This was fast. It was faster than Medb's bull in the sky. Oh god oh god oh god. You grabbed on to her side as the chilly December air dug into your flesh. Your knuckles were white from gripping so hard on her jacket.
"Where are you taking me?!" You asked with a shrill voice.
"Food is training too. We are going to acquire sufficient nutrition for your body to allow you to heal faster," Sarah replied as she revved he engine and went even faster.
Fast, Fast, Fast
[] Hold on. Hold on or you'll die! Oh God, Jesus or even Ruler please, you don't wanna get flung off.
[] You think you're hitting high Gs somehow so you just passed out while keeping your grip on the bike.
[] Telepathy: RIDER SAVE ME, I'M BEING KIDNAPPED
EternalObserver
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- The Void
[X] You think you're hitting high Gs somehow so you just passed out while keeping your grip on the bike.
Just cause it's funny
Just cause it's funny
