58 - Cultists
As soon as the Firefly got within visible range of the vehicles, a number of weapons opened fire, sending a hail of rockets, plasma blasts, and gauss rounds hurtling towards my poor, unarmed, defenceless scout.
Which proceeded to weather the hits without issue, flying right on over as if it had merely encountered a stiff breeze. I even had it perform an aileron roll, just for shiggles.
Still, kind of an asshole move on their part - 'oh, hey, an unknown flier. Let's shoot at it!'
In their defence, there probably weren't too many amateur glider pilots on Mars. Especially not with the regular communist revolutions and the huge sandstorms currently wrecking the planet.
Anyway, what I'd hoped to achieve with my close-range flyby was a nice picture of the people in the convoy - and despite the fact that most of them were inside vehicles, the few sticking their heads out the roof to man turrets showed me all that I needed.
Dark red hoods, lots of brass and spikes, glowing red optical lenses… yup. Cultists. The post-Guerilla Marauders wore more… not-crazy clothing, from what little I remembered.
Which meant the convoy I was looking at was… well, I was pretty sure I recalled their leader, Adam Hale, having one of the Marauder walkers, and this convoy contained two of the things, so it was a fair bet that this was one of his own.
And though he may have been the utterly insane leader of a rather crazy bunch of cultists, I trusted even he wouldn't be fucking around on the surface of Mars if he didn't absolutely have to. Which gave two possibilities - he was going somewhere, or he was coming back from somewhere. If I had to guess, that somewhere would be the Plague's temple, if only because ROB seemed to massively hate me.
Either way, stopping him was probably prudent.
As the Firefly swooped around for another flyby, I sent the convoy a ping, and was immediately rejected. Apparently Hale - assuming it was Hale, which I had yet to confirm, I reminded myself, - didn't feel like chatting.
Unfortunately for him, I did.
I had a couple of little things to attend to before I left Hemsville, though. First, I constructed another Habitation Block turned-prison on the former site of the colony's school, because I needed somewhere to put the Cultists. Second, I constructed one of my newest vehicles - the Brave IFV, I had decided to call it, - from the Vehicle Factory I had constructed on the eastern border of the town. Small, well equipped, and damn fast, the Brave would likely be incredibly useful in the future.
Third, I constructed a Cloning Bay - the design ripped straight from the
Starsong, it would allow me to produce more NeoAvatars. At some point, I made a note to build a bigger facility for that kind of stuff. A Medical Block, perhaps.
The Cloning Bay quickly set to work producing three NeoAvatars - one was my 'personal' cyborg, Captain Drake, and the other two were nameless, faceless soldier-types. Well, obviously, they had faces, but I put no major effort into constructing them - in fact, I just outright copied two facial structures from the Cloning Bay's databanks and tweaked minor details like eye colour. If at any point they needed names, well, I could figure it out later. For now, I just mentally 'labelled' the queued NeoAvatars as Trooper 1 and Trooper 2.
Unlike the former crew of the
Starsong, I had them garbed in attire far more practical for combat - a grey, battlefield-rated padded bodysuit with smooth, lightweight armoured plating, painted white and green, over the more critical areas - feet, calves, thighs, upper torso, neck, biceps, wrists, and hands.
Critical is a relative term, when discussing robots made of nigh-impervious armour, you see. But I wasn't willing to skimp
entirely, because whilst one could get away missing a couple of pieces, if I'd removed the bicep and neck armour it would have presented a hugely vulnerable target in the most easily visible area, and that just looked outright silly.
I mean, I was trying to at least maintain a veneer of realism, here, and having supposedly professional soldiers run around with their entire upper torso and neck exposed was a ridiculous idea.
Once the NeoAvatars were done, I had them head into the Prison Block, where they could wait for Hale's imminent arrival. Speaking of, I should probably go and collect him.
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FTLverse tech is
so bullshit. Aside from their FTL Phase Drives, which allowed a maximum speed of around two dozen light years per
second, their Phase Teleporters were also pretty silly. Limited only by the amount of power you could supply, and the accuracy of the sensor system you were using, any target larger than a housecat could be transported with precision to
anylocation in range. Smaller targets worked too, of course, but the field had to be a certain size to maintain integrity and that meant a lot of wasted space if you were taking something smaller than a kitten around.
That said, none of that was particularly relevant, as I was teleporting something a little on the
bigger end. Fifteen metres of brutally efficient self replicating machinery, to be specific.
The large Teleporter Pad I constructed over what had once been Hemsville's EDF Barracks, once connected to my sensor grid and power systems, was more than powerful enough to teleport me into the middle of the desert for a quick chat with the cultists. I'd even be able to bring me back, too, which was just plain swell.
I stepped onto the pad and fired it up, and in a flash of light, I was gone.
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I popped back into reality just an inch or two off the ground, barely enough to register on my sensors and just enough to kick up a small cloud of dust and sand upon my landing.
To their credit, if the Cultists were surprised about the sudden, unexplainable appearance of a giant robot, they barely showed it. After just a second there were bullets and plasma shells slamming into my Osiris' torso, chipping away the paint and leaving scorch marks on the previously pristine hull.
Well, it hadn't been entirely pristine, but it was certainly cleaner going in than it was coming out.
After a moment, they stopped firing - presumably to reload, and let weapons cool down.
I flicked a few mental switches, turned on a voice synthesiser to give myself a slightly more forceful voice, and asked in a polite, but exasperated manner;
"Are you done?"
They must have realized that their weapons weren't doing anything to my torso, because they quickly shifted targets, with some aiming up at the eye and others aiming at the leg joints, and opened fire again.
For a bunch of maniacs, they seemed pretty on-the-ball, actually. I mean, their continued fire meant pretty much nothing - even their vehicle mounted plasma cannons and rockets were doing such negligible damage that… well, if I'd been of mind to stand around in front of them and do nothing, they might have achieved some level of damage before expending their entire munitions pool.
Since I didn't feel like allowing that to happen, I just raised my arm and fired a huge swarm of nanobots at them, rapidly disassembling every single weapon in the convoy - both vehicle and infantry based.
And as the tide of nanites washed over them and the gunfire stopped, every single visible cultist stood stock still, as if suddenly too afraid to move.
"
Now are you done?"
The first of the two now-disarmed walkers dropped slightly, the body lowering itself to the ground and a small ramp deploying from its belly. A lone figure descended, clad in overly ornate robes and a very fancy hood.
Adam Hale.
Good. It would have been embarrassing if I'd just screwed over a convoy of Marauders.
Before Hale could even open his mouth to speak, I had the Teleporter Pads in my Hab-turned-Prison Block lock on to the coordinates of every Marauder Cultist in the general vicinity of my Osiris. And then, when Hale
did open his mouth to speak… he found himself suddenly alone in a white walled cell.
As did every member of his cult.
I, meanwhile, turned my attention to the vehicles left behind - or rather, forcibly abandoned. Trucks and jeeps, boring. Walkers - far less so.
I mean, walkers were, as a rule, fairly impractical compared to wheeled or treaded vehicles, but if the real walker could match it's in-game feats - such as near-instantaneous 180 degree spins and walking through most buildings effortlessly, - then, well, I wanted it.
And even if it couldn't, it still looked cool, and honestly as far as Red Faction, at least, was concerned, there was so little around to threaten me that I didn't really feel any pressing need to prioritise practicality over style.
Once I had completely assimilated the designs, I turned to leave before having a thought.
Red Faction quad-walkers could crush stuff underfoot. I was currently (piloting?) a much larger quad-walker with much more mass. Could
I crush stuff underfoot?
In the name of science, and for absolutely no other reason at all, I walked over to the first jeep, lifted my leg, and put my giant robot foot clean through the bonnet.
The engine promptly exploded, shoving the Osiris back with a surprising deal of force. Probably because I'd been directly standing on the explosive at the time, but oh well. Had I but a face, I would have been grinning like a maniac as I moved over to the next car.
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Lesson learned - the Osiris is much better at crushing stuff underfoot than the Red Faction walkers are. Other lesson learned - the Osiris is much more top-heavy, and slightly harder to return to an upright position if you fall over than Red Faction walkers.
No, I'm not elaborating.
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The two armoured figures and the woman in the bomber jacket made their way along the corridor towards Hale, passing by a number of other occupied cells, and receiving jeers and cries from the residing inmates.
Hale was, in fact, the only one not jeering at my NeoAvatars as they approached. He remained silent as they drew nearer, staring resolutely at the floor as if he were diving the secrets of the universe from the smooth white tile. I swapped my focus to the lead Avatar and crossed my arms.
I really, really wanted to know if he'd let the bugs out yet - it kind of defined my entire future on this planet. Whether I'd need to start building an army or just cruise into Bastion and solve all their other, smaller problems by way of the Brave. After a couple of minutes, though, it became clear that he wasn't going to react to my presence, so I started talking.
"Adam Hale?"
At the mention of his name, the deranged cult leader looked up, bloodshot eyes twitching. "You're too late!" he cried out dramatically. "I know why you hunted me. I know why you tried to stop me. But it DOESN'T MATTER!"
Perhaps leaving him locked in solitary for a few hours was a mistake. Not that I intended to leave him alone for so long, of course, it was just… well, crushing cars by stomping on them
was pretty fun.
For a moment the insanity seemed to vanish from his features, and he just stared right into my eyes - or rather, the cameras that served as the eyes of the NeoAvatar, - as if engaging in a battle of wills.
And then the madness returned, and he grinned. "No, no! You're too late! The true masters of Mars have already awoken! They will scour the surface of the world, and only the faithful shall be spared! This is the end of Martian oppression!"
And suddenly he broke down into a state that was half crying, half laughing.
"You're too late! Not one unfaithful soul will survive! Not you, not them, not the Masons! This is armageddon!"
The laughter took the lead by far, and Hale stumbled backwards, collapsing onto his bed.
Well. That answers one question, I guess.