you were going for the twist that the "good" guys were actually bad while the "bad" guys were actually good.

The twist is that the "good guys" are douchbags, and the "bad" guys... are also douchebags.

Mass war crimes, planetary bombardments to kill less than a dozen individuals, illegal AI research... the Rebels really aren't much better than the Feds. Admittedly their crimes haven't been covered by Commander!Faith as much, but they were the bad guys in FTL for a reason, you know?

Of course, both sides have good and bad individuals - Admiral Tully isn't a twat, he's just resigned to the fact that most of the Federation Admiralty Board are. Like Turzil, who's response to 'potential first contact' was 'clearly enemy reinforcements, open fire immediately' on the basis of 'they speak our language, and we didn't teach them that - therefore, they must be Rebels'

Likewise, there are Rebels who aren't exactly super keen on the whole 'give citizens of the Federation no quarter, nuke everything, etc etc' mindset the Rebel Leader has. One will be appearing, at some point later on, assuming I don't get sidetracked.


Don't worry, you're not the only one waiting for the next setting. I'll admit the FTL arc has dragged on a little longer than I expected, but I'm trying to wrap things up as fast as possible without glossing over too much.

Then we're off to Mars. HehehehehehahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
The twist is that the "good guys" are douchbags, and the "bad" guys... are also douchebags.

I see. In that case, I kind of wish you had expanded on that a little more. Most of the focus was on how horrible the Federation is, and very little time was given to the Rebels. In fact, even when she was talking to both sides she said that the Rebels were basically right about what they were doing. Whatever focus was given on how the rebels were acting was overshadowed on just how incredibly evil the Federation was. To the point where I honestly don't remember a thing about what the Rebels were doing, since the only thing I could focus on was just how messed up the Federation is.

Oh well, it's not a big deal. The story itself is still fine, after all. I think my issue is that I had a bit of a bias when I started reading the FTL arc since I was thinking that the rather vague background for the setting would lead to plot issues. Meaning I'm probably putting more attention on minor nitpicks than I would otherwise.
 
In fact, even when she was talking to both sides she said that the Rebels were basically right about what they were doing.

"What you're doing? Good. How you're doing it? Not so much."

It's probably my fault - as I said, Cmdr!Faith's kinda skimmed over the Rebels. She knew going in that they were the 'bad guys', but the Federation were meant to be nice and fluffy, so find they're not has kind of thrown Cmdr!Faith for a loop, hence more focus on them than the Rebels.
 
"What you're doing? Good. How you're doing it? Not so much."

It's probably my fault - as I said, Cmdr!Faith's kinda skimmed over the Rebels. She knew going in that they were the 'bad guys', but the Federation were meant to be nice and fluffy, so find they're not has kind of thrown Cmdr!Faith for a loop, hence more focus on them than the Rebels.

That makes sense, and thank you for taking the time to respond to my posts. You've definitely helped me clear up some of the confusion I was having over this current arc.
 
No, it's pretty much black and white in this case. Basically ruining the vast majority of the population by making them what amounts to slave while the top officials are in full power? Saying you are no longer human if you don't agree?

Yeah, it's outright ridiculous just how blatantly evil they were made in this story. Like, this is crack-fic levels of absurdly evil.

May I remind you that a lot of human history has governments like that?

Take a look at feudalism, dictatorships of all stripes (Religious, Political and otherwise), some of the absolute monarchies... Some of them are better. Some of them are... not horrible for the common man. But for quite a lot of them? Sure, the wording will be slightly different, but the meaning? The meaning is the same.
 
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Then we're off to Mars. HehehehehehahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH!
*checks back to list of worlds to see what's crossed off*

Okay, so by the end of the next story arc Commander Faith shall have Nanoweapons, napalm lasers, plasma beams and Singularity Weapons. Not sure whether to grin maniacally or hide under the table at the prospect.
 
You missed one thing, Yomoflach. You missed the best thing.

MuwahahahahaHAHAHA!
 
Both the Union and the Confederacy had legitimate issues with the way things were being done, and there was really no clear good and bad side.

Not really?
Go read the articles of secession. It pretty much revolved exclusively around the issue of chattel slavery being doomed in the long run, and the South being willing to wage war to keep it.
 
You missed one thing, Yomoflach. You missed the best thing.

MuwahahahahaHAHAHA!
Hmm... nano-forge doesn't really add anything that Commander Faith doesn't do better already... *checks Red Faction wiki because I never played Armageddon* maybe the rainbow laser horse, though in all honesty that's probably a gag rather than a canon part of their arsenal... not seeing anything noteworthy that could be reverse-engineered from the aliens' biology, unless you want freaky bioluminescent parts on your organic avatar (not that that'd be a bad thing)... okay I give up.
 
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Not really?
Go read the articles of secession. It pretty much revolved exclusively around the issue of chattel slavery being doomed in the long run, and the South being willing to wage war to keep it.

Huh, I did some more research and looks like I was wrong. While I knew that slavery was a major issue, I remembered learning that the biggest issue was whether the federal government or state government should have more power.
 
Huh, I did some more research and looks like I was wrong. While I knew that slavery was a major issue, I remembered learning that the biggest issue was whether the federal government or state government should have more power.
Not... really. That was the pretense the South used, but they never really followed that. After all, they got the Fugitive Slave Act, which severely limited the power of Northern states in regards to slavery.
 
Not... really. That was the pretense the South used, but they never really followed that. After all, they got the Fugitive Slave Act, which severely limited the power of Northern states in regards to slavery.

Well, thanks you two for sharing that with me. So from what I read they only really started claiming states rights near the end in order to make themselves look better. Or something like that.
 
Well, thanks you two for sharing that with me. So from what I read they only really started claiming states rights near the end in order to make themselves look better. Or something like that.

All the "states rights" crap is pretty much all post-war historic revisionism.
The only right they cared about, was their right to own slaves. Its made perfectly clear in every document from the time on both sides.
 
When you misspell two thirds of an entire word in a two word sentence, don't expect people to be able to piece together what you meant.

This. Of course they aren't going to find the word you have an issue with if it wasn't spelled correctly. They can't read your mind. And when you realized you had misspelled it, you should have removed the rather condescending, "Did you not read the update?" at the start of the post.
 
49 - Interlude: Unit
It's closer to midnight than 11:30 but it's still, technically, Sunday the 17th.

It totally counts, I swear.


Anyway, this chapter is me trying something a little different. I'm relatively happy with how it came out, myself, but... *shrug*

Might not be for everyone.

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49 - Interlude: Unit


"Understood. You wish to leave the station, now?"

The Human, designated Abigail Drake, Captain, rapidly dipped her head and returned it to an upright position.

The Human gesture for 'affirmative'.

"Very well. Best of luck in your endeavours." Unit's atmospheric vibration unit emitted.

Unit watched them as they made their way out of the room, stepping carefully and maneuvering through gaps in the crowd as they formed, every motion framed by the movement of the people around them.

Observation - avoiding contact where possible. Extrapolation - prefers to avoid social contact in all circumstances? Counterpoint - chose to land at Merridew and engage in social connections. Alternate Extrapolation - no longer wants to be present at this venue. Is preparing to leave.

Further investigation required.


Unit lost sight of the Human as they exited through a doorway on the far side of the room, and after a couple of cycles, reached a consensus on its next operation.

Unit relocated to the access port of a nearby atmospheric circulation system and began deconstructing, its constituent nanobots separating, entering the vent, and reforming in a more practical shape - a long, flexible cylinder with a number of small limbs along its length.

Once it had completely transferred itself into the atmospheric circulation system, it advanced on its objective - the atmospheric containment lock, designated Airlock F14, where the vessel designated Starsong, Air Cruiser, was docked.

Due to the efficient form, and lack of traffic on the chosen route, Unit arrived at its destination in exactly 31.2493483 seconds - approximately 19 seconds prior to the estimated time of arrival of Abigail Drake, Captain.

Unit engaged its deconstruction protocols again, component nanobots filtering through the wall and gathering in a cluster under the metal deck directly adjacent to the atmospheric containment lock.

When the Human arrived, and the door opened, Unit waited for them to move inside following, sequentially transferring its nanobots from the deep space facility to the vessel.

Upon entering, the Human wasted no time in moving at high speed to the bow of the air cruiser, not even to discard their insulation garb.

Hypothesis - control room located near ship's bow. Observation - similar to accepted conventions of other known races. Humans, Engi, Lanius, and Mantis.

Unit tracked and pursued the Human, maintaining its scattered physical form. The narrow but functional atmospheric circulation system in the vessel's ceiling proved an optimal travel route, equal to its counterpart on Merridew Station, despite its significantly smaller cross section.

As the Engi passed the atmospheric circulation system's access ports, one hundred nanobots disengaged from the core platform, taking position and scanning the rooms below. The first three rooms Unit passed on each side were unoccupied, as was the fourth room on the right. The fourth room on the left contained one (1) Human, hibernating on the biological recharge platform.

Unit recovered that nanite cluster. It was against protocol to observe hibernating units without just cause. In a significant majority of cases, organics expressed negative emotional reactions when they observed the phenomena.

Further exploration of Starsong, Air Cruiser, was discontinued as a wash of energy waves, radiation, and atmospheric vibrations, characteristic of an activating FTL Phase Drive, filled Unit's sensors.

When the emissions faded to background levels seven point three seconds later, Unit began a few fairly basic calculations.

Duration of travel, 7.319468 seconds. Average speed of FTL travel, 12.9 light years per second. Estimated distance from Merridew Station, 94.4211372 lightyears. Approximate range bracket, 2.3479262 lightyears.

Within the range bracket of 92.073211 to 96.7690634 lightyears There are no star systems or FTL Beacons within range of Merridew Station.


Variables - FTL Speed, Duration of Travel

FTL Speed unknown - Merridew Upgrades suggest level of technical experience surpassing our own.
Starsong, Air Cruiser may possess engines beyond previously accepted limits.

Duration of Travel certain to within a 0.007% margin of error.


Alternate hypothesis - Starsong, Air Cruiser, does not navigate using FTL Beacons. Unsafe practice. High chance of navigational drift without signals to triangulate position. Crew unaware of danger? Unconcerned with danger?

Further investigation required.


Unit continued crawling through the atmospheric circulation system, taking care to avoid imparting too much force on his environment in case the excess vibrations alerted the ship's crew, and arrived after approximately seven seconds of crawling at a filtration grate overlooking a room that had a 98.3% probability of being the ship's command centre.

Abigail Drake, Captain, stood behind the starboard command console, grasper limbs crossed over the headrest of the personnel containment shelf in front of them.

Observation - misuse of safety equipment. Unaware of proper operation, or continued disregard for own safety. Abigail Drake, Captain, is ranking officer of both vessel and vessel group. Implications… worrying.

A second Human was attached and locked into their personnel containment shelf, located adjacent to the vessel's navigational controls. Their grasper limbs were idle, resting on the specially designed platforms adorning the side of the shelf.

Observation - unknown Human, Pilot, is following safety regulations. Abigail Drake, Captain, likely not unaware of regulations, simply uncaring. Loosely regulated procedures. Vessel group leader is unprofessional. Likely extends further through command line, in both directions.

Further investigation required.


Unit turned its attention away from the two organics, redirecting its focus to the other visible elements of the vessel's control room.

Layout is similar to standardised Human designs. Unknown interface layout, uniquely designed control surfaces - nonstandard ship design. Faith Foundation have sufficient resources and funds to design and produce air cruisers and small corvettes, and accompanying operation software.

Faith Foundation, previously unknown group. Not in any accessed records. Possess development capacity of small solar system. Implications concerning.


Through the primary optic viewport, the Starsong's five Pilgrim, Corvette charges became visible. They approximated an approach vector with the nearest asteroid, decelerating moments before point of force transferal.

Millions of nanomachines were released from the underside of each corvette, converging on the drifting mass of rock and ore and stripping away layers of mass, creating a large flat area.

Then began a construction process - foundations were laid out and built upon, a growing network of interlinked buildings spreading across the asteroid.

Observation - mass projected onto asteroid far surpasses total mass of vessel group. Mass projected onto asteroid surpasses mass removed from asteroid by mining operations. Faith Foundation vessels utilizing more mass than they should possess.

Hypothesis - long range transportation of matter. Counterpoint - no teleportation infrastructure, no background emissions consistent with continuous use of Phase Teleportation technology.

Alternate hypothesis - matter created on site from no or negligible resources, in direct violation of {the law of conservation of mass}. Counterpoint - is direct violation of {the law of conservation of mass}.


No further alternates.

Processing...

Error.

Does not compute.


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After performing a total-network reboot to confirm it was operating at 100%, Unit reassessed the situation.

Observation - Calculations consistent. Results unchanged. Derivative observation - Faith Foundation vessels either engaging in large-scale matter transportation, or violating {the law of conservation of mass}.

Further investigation required.


Unit recalled the seven sensory nodes left behind in the atmospheric circulation system and engaging in deconstruction, individual nanites filtering through the filtration grate and dropping to the metal deck before rebuilding themselves into a humanoid form.

Unit engaged its atmospheric vibration unit as it dipped into its databanks, accessing the relevant information on Human customs and conversation structure.

"Captain Drake. Would you like to explain?"

The Human slowly turned away from the viewport to observe Unit and emptied their respiratory organs.

"I'd love to say something along the lines of 'Ah, I've been expecting you,' but that would be incorrect… how the hell did you get on my ship?"

"I entered through the starboard airlock."

"I had Dante watching the door the whole time we were docked. No one boarded the ship except for me."

Observation - Engi methods of stealth continue to be effective.

"I entered through the starboard airlock. Your denial does not change the facts. Would you like to explain?"

The Human rotated their optics and made a gesture representing confusion before responding. "Yes, I'd like a damn explanation. How'd you actually get on my ship?"

"I entered through the starboard airlock. Please explain how you are engaging in construction of that facility."

The captain glanced over their shoulder, where the now far more advanced facility was still undergoing construction, before turning back to Unit.

"Alright, how about this. If I explain how I'm building that facility, will you explain how you got on my ship?"

Exchange of information. Acceptable terms.

"Very well. How are you building that facility?"

The Human smirked. "Nanomachines, son."

Observation - non-answer. Abigail Drake, Captain, being purposefully vague. Unwilling to answer question.

Further observation - Abigail Drake, Captain, lacks understanding of both Human and Engi families and/or reproductive cycles. In addition to previous examples of lack or disregard of knowledge of safety protocols, new hypothesis. Abigail Drake, Captain, is an idiot.
 
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And this is the problem with constantly spewing references at people who won't get them. They very well may think you insane or stupid.
 
Seriously? Didn't you have basically this exact exchange just a few days ago with that rebel chick with the allcaps name?
 
Seriously? Didn't you have basically this exact exchange just a few days ago with that rebel chick with the allcaps name?
well, people do behave like that in some respects. She is being presented with the same stimulus "how you do that!?" so she gives her already canned response of "NANOMACHINES SON." It's also about as descriptive as the unit was being in regards to it's method of entering her ship.
 
well, people do behave like that in some respects. She is being presented with the same stimulus "how you do that!?" so she gives her already canned response of "NANOMACHINES SON." It's also about as descriptive as the unit was being in regards to it's method of entering her ship.
I was more complaining "We've had this joke already."
 
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