Boros' words flow through the portal, as does the sight of him grabbing the Chanter and lunging for the portal.

"He is returning," Bill tells Santa. "And should be through any second now. Is this Aerguon heading for us?"
Santa can't perceive what's going on at the other end of the portal at all, which is a bit unnerving to him- but to know Beta Ray Bill the way Santa now knows the Korbinite is to trust Bill implicitly.

"He's been alerted. When he arrives, I expect he'll investigate. Either he will attack here into the forest prison, or he will reinforce his defenses." He looks at the Dragon. "Does Aerguon attack directly, or does he simply send swarms of daemons against you? The armies of this Castae seem virtually limitless; we will make little impression on his forces except by putting an end to Aerguon's direction of them. Or can Castae simply create new Heralds on a whim?"

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Santa Claus nods. At least that clears up whether It-That-Slays sped through the grand forest, or teleported through it. Maybe.

"I learned quite a bit on the other side, and have a good deal to share about this prison we occupy. You may already know or suspect some of what I now know about the domains of this Castae the Stalwart. Your insight may help us put it all together and form a plan of action, once we have a chance to talk."

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"Bill, you're doing a wonderful job with this portal, but do you know if Boros coming back or pushing on ahead?"

Santa Claus then turns a question directly to It-That-Slays, since Bill seems busy concentrating on the portal itself and may not be able to answer.

"The daemons that guard these walls seem to be commanded by a being titled Aerguon the Unslain. From the title, I would think that either Aerguon is a stranger creature than I would expect, or that you haven't yet had the pleasure of its acquaintance. Since it will try to keep us bottled up here we are likely to have to confront it; can you inform us about its powers?"

It-That-Slays tilts his head. "I have not seen Aerguon since the day the wall was completed. Still, that he yet exists is not terribly surprising. Aerguon has physical strength equivalent to a typical close combat focused Dragon- which is to say probably roughly comparable to Lord Boros. However, more importantly he wields the strange Daemonic magic- with words or gestures or other, more complex means of communication, he can enact changes to his environment. And he is far more proficient with it than any of the lesser Daemons. It is neither the draconic art of Weaving nor the mortal Sorcery, and indeed the land as held by Castae destroys enchantment and undoes Sorcery alike. Moreover, like all the Daemons of Castae, he is durable- tremendously so, in fact, in his case- and not alive. Similarly to a Dragon and their Wyrms, the Daemons beneath him respond to his intent and will, and so he does not necessarily need a means of communication to enact a ploy. He is skilled and cunning in battle."

"Most likely a property of the wall, or whatever realm lies beyond it," Bill states. "I doubt it is mine own portal, considering the beings it has transported.



Boros' words flow through the portal, as does the sight of him grabbing the Chanter and lunging for the portal.

"He is returning," Bill tells Santa. "And should be through any second now. Is this Aerguon heading for us?"

It-That-Slays makes a strange noise, perhaps of disagreement. "I cannot exist outside my Territory, but I would normally simply carve through the Taint. Your portal prevented that, much as the walls prevent my claws from rending through Castae's Taint."

Santa can't perceive what's going on at the other end of the portal at all, which is a bit unnerving to him- but to know Beta Ray Bill the way Santa now knows the Korbinite is to trust Bill implicitly.

"He's been alerted. When he arrives, I expect he'll investigate. Either he will attack here into the forest prison, or he will reinforce his defenses." He looks at the Dragon. "Does Aerguon attack directly, or does he simply send swarms of daemons against you? The armies of this Castae seem virtually limitless; we will make little impression on his forces except by putting an end to Aerguon's direction of them. Or can Castae simply create new Heralds on a whim?"

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The Dragon pauses a moment...

"The portal is not useful, then." He grabs the Chanter as a sort of afterthought, attempting to pull it through the portal with him as he attempts to leave. No sense in leaving behind something of potential value or information, after all! Intelligence is always a vital part of any action.

The creature... golem... Daemon, whatever it is, is unable to resist, and so through the portal it comes with. Lord Boros and the Chanter come through, and as the Chanter begins to speak once more, It-That-Slays moves, it's arms lifting towards the Daemon. Somehow, the Chanter sets on fire, melting to slag, even though the Dragon never touched it. Then, irritable, the Dragon says "You do not leave a Chanter alive to continue speaking. The name of their master seizes Territory with Taint absolutely, and if you are already inside their realm they can do far worse."

Then it turns back to Santa. "Once, I fought the First Alpha of the Jree. The Jree, too, commanded Daemons, although without the direct connections exhibited by these Jyre. The Jree clearly expended some form of effort for each Daemon they needed to replace, and in that regard the Jyre tactics are identical- they may not significantly strain themselves for the common lower types, but they treat nothing as entirely expendable. It's true that Castae could likely replace the loss of a Herald, but could he do so easily he would surely not employ the individually far weaker lower types. "

A pause, almost nostalgic. "Of course, Castae himself has never dared face me. I expect this is because, compared to any of the Jree, Honox was far less imposing in direct combat, lacking a body. Given my claws rended him all the same, Castae would likely also be vulnerable."

Then It-That-Slays returns it's attention to immediate matters. "If Aerguon sees fit to physically relocate himself, he likely expects to need his body as a tool, not just his mind. This does not need to imply a plan to enter my Territory, if he expects us to breach his, but that he responds implies he will target one of you three."

Invisibly to all but Santa, It-That-Slays Territory begins to... shift, in character. Animals and plants begin to change, too slow to be visible to an ordinary watchful eye... yet change they do, steadily, throughout the world. "He means, without a doubt, as he always has, to take any tool that might break his stranglehold from me. I do not aim to allow that."

Simultaneously to the purposeful changes in the life in It-That-Slays Territory, the Wyrms spread about begin to rapidly move. Most converge on the group, but others settle down to particular tasks. "Had I wished to, I could have forced Aerguon to constantly spend troops against me, but it became clear the result would be the same to no benefit. Now, with opportunity arisen, I have ploys I can make. There are methods I used in the War that Aerguon has never seen from me. That Castae never witnessed, nor Honox or their master. I am not lacking in ingenuity. But I cannot plan around you three without some sense of your own abilities and intentions."

 
It-That-Slays tilts his head. "I have not seen Aerguon since the day the wall was completed. Still, that he yet exists is not terribly surprising. Aerguon has physical strength equivalent to a typical close combat focused Dragon- which is to say probably roughly comparable to Lord Boros. However, more importantly he wields the strange Daemonic magic- with words or gestures or other, more complex means of communication, he can enact changes to his environment. And he is far more proficient with it than any of the lesser Daemons. It is neither the draconic art of Weaving nor the mortal Sorcery, and indeed the land as held by Castae destroys enchantment and undoes Sorcery alike..."
At this, Santa Claus rather abruptly tugs on the twine stretching through the portal and retrieves his magical Christmas lights, examining them with a quick glance. The portal itself did provide at least SOME illumination, so Lord Boros should be able to find his way back without trouble, after all.

Do the lights appear to have been damaged or disempowered? They were in Castae's realm for only a limited time.

Moreover, like all the Daemons of Castae, he is durable- tremendously so, in fact, in his case- and not alive. Similarly to a Dragon and their Wyrms, the Daemons beneath him respond to his intent and will, and so he does not necessarily need a means of communication to enact a ploy. He is skilled and cunning in battle..."

The creature... golem... Daemon, whatever it is, is unable to resist, and so through the portal it comes with. Lord Boros and the Chanter come through, and as the Chanter begins to speak once more, It-That-Slays moves, it's arms lifting towards the Daemon. Somehow, the Chanter sets on fire, melting to slag, even though the Dragon never touched it. Then, irritable, the Dragon says "You do not leave a Chanter alive to continue speaking. The name of their master seizes Territory with Taint absolutely, and if you are already inside their realm they can do far worse."
The Chanters seem to have no more life to them than so many engineered animals. And unless this 'Jyre' and these 'Heralds' can be persuaded to stand aside and let them go in peace, which seems unlikely... Well, they will have to be destroyed, he supposes. Probably in great numbers.

Santa Claus nods to It-That-Slays, sighing. "Nothing I've run into was more than very slightly like Chanters, and I wouldn't be surprised if Lord Boros and Sir Bill* have never seen the like. I'm sure we won't make the same mistake again."

He turns to Bill and Boros. "These 'chanters' are not independent, self-aware creatures. Not like yourselves, or the humans and other species of my own home. They are simple vehicles for generating and channeling magical power, with animalistic awareness at best. If we are to escape the prison run by this Castae and his lieutenants, the Heralds, it would be better to destroy any of these things that draw near."

Santa Claus takes the precaution of subtly mispronouncing the name of Castae, and all his Heralds, whenever he speaks of them to the others. He does not know whether their names have power in the mouths of creatures other than their own daemons, but he has no pressing desire to learn the hard way that the answer is "yes." Santa will continue to do this thing when mentioning Castae, and all other supernatural creatures affiliated with the Jyre, unless otherwise noted.
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*A courtesy title, intended to indicate Bill's status as a strong and honorable warrior and defender of his people.

Then it turns back to Santa. "Once, I fought the First Alpha of the Jree. The Jree, too, commanded Daemons, although without the direct connections exhibited by these Jyre. The Jree clearly expended some form of effort for each Daemon they needed to replace, and in that regard the Jyre tactics are identical- they may not significantly strain themselves for the common lower types, but they treat nothing as entirely expendable. It's true that Castae could likely replace the loss of a Herald, but could he do so easily he would surely not employ the individually far weaker lower types. "
Santa rubs his full beard, thinking.

"There were five enclaves in Castae's realm; this is one. I infer that each of the other four imprisons a Dragon such as yourself. Each was guarded by another Herald. If we can destroy or neutralize Aerguon, perhaps we can find a way to travel to another of the enclaves and overpower its guardian as well. A besieger who fights enemies both within and without tends to fare poorly."


A pause, almost nostalgic. "Of course, Castae himself has never dared face me. I expect this is because, compared to any of the Jree, Honox was far less imposing in direct combat, lacking a body. Given my claws rended him all the same, Castae would likely also be vulnerable."

Then It-That-Slays returns it's attention to immediate matters. "If Aerguon sees fit to physically relocate himself, he likely expects to need his body as a tool, not just his mind. This does not need to imply a plan to enter my Territory, if he expects us to breach his, but that he responds implies he will target one of you three."

Invisibly to all but Santa, It-That-Slays Territory begins to... shift, in character. Animals and plants begin to change, too slow to be visible to an ordinary watchful eye... yet change they do, steadily, throughout the world. "He means, without a doubt, as he always has, to take any tool that might break his stranglehold from me. I do not aim to allow that."
Santa nods once again. "Certainly, we must all prepare to protect our own lives." He smiles, a hint of his usual good cheer returning to his expression, which had grown somber. "Thank you for your hospitality and the succour of your realm and its defenders, It-That-Slays." Idly, Santa Claus wonders if the Dragon has ever been thanked in all its long life...

As he does so, he reaches back into the Bag with his right hand and withdrawing a meter-long metal knobkerrie, striped red, green, and white.

Droplets of air condense into liquid oxygen and nitrogen along most of the Northwards Pole's length, dripping down towards the handle end where they tracelessly evaporate back into air. Those standing close feel a steady, constant wind pulling inwards towards the Pole as it draws the heat out of the air, seemingly vanishing it into nothingness. And those with the appropriate sensoria can detect a brutally intense magnetic field wrapped tightly around the artifact. The field is easily a million times stronger than anything naturally found on an Earthlike world, perhaps greater still. Fortunately, it is bound tightly enough that it does not endanger or inconvenience other beings. The magnetism alone would be enough to kill many kinds of mortal creature, should they come into contact with the Pole.

Beta Ray Bill's awareness of mystical energies tells him that the Northwards Pole is an artifact of the same general order as Stormbreaker, a thing of myth and power beyond easy mortal understanding. It is, however, a considerably lesser example of that order. Stormbreaker is more capable, flexible, and powerful by a wide margin.

Simultaneously to the purposeful changes in the life in It-That-Slays Territory, the Wyrms spread about begin to rapidly move. Most converge on the group, but others settle down to particular tasks. "Had I wished to, I could have forced Aerguon to constantly spend troops against me, but it became clear the result would be the same to no benefit. Now, with opportunity arisen, I have ploys I can make. There are methods I used in the War that Aerguon has never seen from me. That Castae never witnessed, nor Honox or their master. I am not lacking in ingenuity. But I cannot plan around you three without some sense of your own abilities and intentions."
"My nature and calling is to distribute gifts to the people of my homeworld, and do good for those in need, during their coldest, darkest hours. I will fight here, for this Castae stands between me and my home as surely as he has imprisoned you. As to my abilities..."

"I am blessed with awareness of the character and intentions of all in the realm that I occupy. When I was in your territory, I sensed you and our comrades here. When in the 'taint' of Castae, I sensed the whereabouts of all his Heralds, though they be many trillions of leagues away, and I believe all of his daemons, as well. My senses cannot reach through the walls and portals between your realm and his, sadly. Nor, when in Castae's realm, was I able to perceive the insides of the enclaves that I imagine contain your fellow Dragons."

"As you have seen, I am... quicker than the ordinary run of being. When given cause, I have traveled and acted ten times faster than you have seen so far, and sometimes faster still. I do not know my own utmost limits, having never been given need to test them. Since I expect it likely that I will be forced to give battle shortly, you can expect that I will use this speed against our enemies, both the many demons and the lone power of Aerguon."

"Within this Bag-" Santa shifts the weight on his shoulder- "I carry instances of every gift and marvel that I and my servants have seen fit to create for the benefit of my world. Though its weight is... considerable, greater than that of the mountains, I bear it with joy and pride. Any of my gifts that may be of use are at the disposal of my comrades, of course." The big man smiles ironically. "Though I admit, I did not foresee the need to stock the Bag with weaponry, and I seldom carry many things along those lines."

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At this, Santa Claus rather abruptly tugs on the twine stretching through the portal and retrieves his magical Christmas lights, examining them with a quick glance. The portal itself did provide at least SOME illumination, so Lord Boros should be able to find his way back without trouble, after all.

Do the lights appear to have been damaged or disempowered? They were in Castae's realm for only a limited time.

Completely undiminished. Presumably, Christmas magic is exempt. Perhaps the Daemons own magic is similar in nature, somehow?

Santa rubs his full beard, thinking.

"There were five enclaves in Castae's realm; this is one. I infer that each of the other four imprisons a Dragon such as yourself. Each was guarded by another Herald. If we can destroy or neutralize Aerguon, perhaps we can find a way to travel to another of the enclaves and overpower its guardian as well. A besieger who fights enemies both within and without tends to fare poorly."

It-That-Slays looks intent at that. "It is in the nature of myself and my fellow Wood Dragons to kill each other. Alliances happen, but I warn you that they are unlikely to be stable. Of course, as my powers would increase and my Quirk improve from the slaying of each, I would seek to do so even just to grow more able to fight the forces of Maldurion. Even if you wish to betray me, enabling another Wood Dragon to face me is in your best interests."

Then it gestures vaguely at it's realm. "Territory is the lifeblood of war. The more Territory I hold, the more Wyrms I can command, and the faster I can replace losses. Moreover, more Territory means more room to cultivate weapons, war beasts, and so on. If we can breach the walls, or slay the Chanters blocking my efforts, I can expand my Territory and pressure Castae harder still. While Maldurion the Bloody could, in principal, crush me at any time, the fact that he hasn't suggests he is busy, or absent. But that may not last, so faster is better."

Santa nods once again. "Certainly, we must all prepare to protect our own lives." He smiles, a hint of his usual good cheer returning to his expression, which had grown somber. "Thank you for your hospitality and the succour of your realm and its defenders, It-That-Slays." Idly, Santa Claus wonders if the Dragon has ever been thanked in all its long life...
It-That-Slays gives a curious head tilt. It does not say anything, however.

"My nature and calling is to distribute gifts to the people of my homeworld, and do good for those in need, during their coldest, darkest hours. I will fight here, for this Castae stands between me and my home as surely as he has imprisoned you. As to my abilities..."

"I am blessed with awareness of the character and intentions of all in the realm that I occupy. When I was in your territory, I sensed you and our comrades here. When in the 'taint' of Castae, I sensed the whereabouts of all his Heralds, though they be many trillions of leagues away, and I believe all of his daemons, as well. My senses cannot reach through the walls and portals between your realm and his, sadly. Nor, when in Castae's realm, was I able to perceive the insides of the enclaves that I imagine contain your fellow Dragons."

"As you have seen, I am... quicker than the ordinary run of being. When given cause, I have traveled and acted ten times faster than you have seen so far, and sometimes faster still. I do not know my own utmost limits, having never been given need to test them. Since I expect it likely that I will be forced to give battle shortly, you can expect that I will use this speed against our enemies, both the many demons and the lone power of Aerguon."

"Within this Bag-" Santa shifts the weight on his shoulder- "I carry instances of every gift and marvel that I and my servants have seen fit to create for the benefit of my world. Though its weight is... considerable, greater than that of the mountains, I bear it with joy and pride. Any of my gifts that may be of use are at the disposal of my comrades, of course." The big man smiles ironically. "Though I admit, I did not foresee the need to stock the Bag with weaponry, and I seldom carry many things along those lines."

It-That-Slays brings a claw up to tap against the chin of it's skull thing in a surprisingly human gesture. "Useful abilities. But I would say only a fool believes a weapon to be a matter of design and not use. There are designs more optimized for violence, yet anything could be applied to the task."
 
The creature cocks it's head to the side. "Dragons are all like that, yes. Wyrms are a baseline capacity. But these Jyre do not seem to function that way, nor, quite, do their Daemons. And, of course, mortal forces do not bear an equivalent, although I have never known mortals to be adversaries of Dragons."

"Far cry from my worlds then. There you can't have a dragon lairing, or a suspected dragon abiding without some lovely young man in shining armor sallying forth to do battle. Then again, those overgrown lizards are a far cry from your sort my dear."

The chair creaked softly as Frau Totenkinder settled in. "How goes your battle then? And the war?"
 
Droplets of air condense into liquid oxygen and nitrogen along most of the Northwards Pole's length, dripping down towards the handle end where they tracelessly evaporate back into air. Those standing close feel a steady, constant wind pulling inwards towards the Pole as it draws the heat out of the air, seemingly vanishing it into nothingness. And those with the appropriate sensoria can detect a brutally intense magnetic field wrapped tightly around the artifact. The field is easily a million times stronger than anything naturally found on an Earthlike world, perhaps greater still. Fortunately, it is bound tightly enough that it does not endanger or inconvenience other beings. The magnetism alone would be enough to kill many kinds of mortal creature, should they come into contact with the Pole.

Beta Ray Bill's awareness of mystical energies tells him that the Northwards Pole is an artifact of the same general order as Stormbreaker, a thing of myth and power beyond easy mortal understanding. It is, however, a considerably lesser example of that order. Stormbreaker is more capable, flexible, and powerful by a wide margin.
Bill listens with half an ear as he closes the portal, before Northwards Pole attracts his attention. Power, and something he can only describe as authority drips from it, much like Mjolnir and his own weapon. But the power that flows is, indeed, lesser than Stormbreaker's; there is no Odinforce empowering it.

Simultaneously to the purposeful changes in the life in It-That-Slays Territory, the Wyrms spread about begin to rapidly move. Most converge on the group, but others settle down to particular tasks. "Had I wished to, I could have forced Aerguon to constantly spend troops against me, but it became clear the result would be the same to no benefit. Now, with opportunity arisen, I have ploys I can make. There are methods I used in the War that Aerguon has never seen from me. That Castae never witnessed, nor Honox or their master. I am not lacking in ingenuity. But I cannot plan around you three without some sense of your own abilities and intentions."
"Within this Bag-" Santa shifts the weight on his shoulder- "I carry instances of every gift and marvel that I and my servants have seen fit to create for the benefit of my world. Though its weight is... considerable, greater than that of the mountains, I bear it with joy and pride. Any of my gifts that may be of use are at the disposal of my comrades, of course." The big man smiles ironically. "Though I admit, I did not foresee the need to stock the Bag with weaponry, and I seldom carry many things along those lines."
At Santa's explanation of his abilities, Bill chuckles ruefully. "Mine own abilities are far more straightforward," he says. "My body is cybernetically enhanced to have tremendous strength, durability, and endurance. Moons shatter under my fists, planets under my hammer, and I can receive blows in kind and continue to fight."

"And this is Stormbreaker." Here, the golden hammer is raised. "Forged by the greatest masons of Asgard and blessed by Odin itself, it grants me a wide array of abilities. You have seen that it allows me to fly and generate portals to other realms. But with it I can also absorb energy, fire blasts of mystic energy, control the weather, and by the command of the All-Father, it must always return to my hand."

Explanation done, he turns to Santa. "If you possess any artifacts that increase a fighter's speed, I would greatly appreciate some," he says. "I have an uncomfortable feeling that I am the slowest fighter here, and all my power is of little use if I cannot hit anything."
 
Protector Phalanges turns and regards Agatha seriously. "I don't store knowledge in buildings. You would need to discuss things with one of my sages, ideally, or see if one of my kin practices such a method. I know that the strange Dragon Edon the Grey has no permanent structures, so I doubt he has such himself. "

"Fair enough," Agatha replies. "When I showed up here, you mentioned that I had a 'Myth,' and I don't think you meant the definition I'm familiar with. I know I'm a goddess, but you claimed I was 'sparkless.' What did you mean?"
 
It-That-Slays brings a claw up to tap against the chin of it's skull thing in a surprisingly human gesture. "Useful abilities. But I would say only a fool believes a weapon to be a matter of design and not use. There are designs more optimized for violence, yet anything could be applied to the task."
"From a certain point of view. I find that the difference is not one of design, nor of use, but as always, a question of intent." Santa hefts the metal baton in his right hand, causing swirls of condensation to drift through the air. And this time, a grim smile that sits ill on the kindly old elf's crosses his face briefly. "I have few enough implements that were made with the intent of causing destruction. I have quite a few options a warrior might call 'weapons.' "

At Santa's explanation of his abilities, Bill chuckles ruefully. "Mine own abilities are far more straightforward," he says. "My body is cybernetically enhanced to have tremendous strength, durability, and endurance. Moons shatter under my fists, planets under my hammer, and I can receive blows in kind and continue to fight."

"And this is Stormbreaker." Here, the golden hammer is raised. "Forged by the greatest masons of Asgard and blessed by Odin itself, it grants me a wide array of abilities. You have seen that it allows me to fly and generate portals to other realms. But with it I can also absorb energy, fire blasts of mystic energy, control the weather, and by the command of the All-Father, it must always return to my hand."

Explanation done, he turns to Santa. "If you possess any artifacts that increase a fighter's speed, I would greatly appreciate some," he says. "I have an uncomfortable feeling that I am the slowest fighter here, and all my power is of little use if I cannot hit anything."
Santa's expression, when looking at the dragon, briefly reminded Beta Ray Bill of Odin, surprisingly. It is as though some echo of a shadow of the All-Father shone through, in the momentary grimness on the normally jolly, red-clad man's face. Though the resemblance was at most superficial. If nothing else, Santa Claus has the wrong number of eyes...

As he hears Bill's words, Santa's smile becomes far kindlier. "The true hero often wishes for gifts likely to cost him." He hefts the Bag. "Some of the potions and contraptions I've stored away over the years could be of use. But I think your own native quickness of hand and wit will likely be sufficient unto the day." Santa sets the Bag down gently, watching with concern, but though the earth groans and creaks under its weight, the artifact doesn't sink into the terrain beneath their feet.

He reaches down with his left hand and pulls from the Bag a black leather strap, with shining golden buckles at each end. It's not exactly what it appears- If Beta Ray Bill ever saw Gleipnir, the ribbon that binds the Fenris wolf, he might note some similarities, and some differences. Fastening the strap over his shoulder and hooking it to his broad belt in the fashion of a Sam Browne belt, Santa picks the Bag up and hitches it to his waist, leaving his hands free. The ground quakes slightly as the weight is taken off of it.

As he girds himself for battle, Santa continues, thoughtfully. "Many things I might offer a merely mortal champion would sit ill with a being of your power, gifts, and unusual constitution. At best, useless, at worst, poisonous. Others, risky. This one certainly is. But if you find yourself overrun by the enemy's quickness- which I, for one, do not expect- break this hourglass and rub its sands across your brow. Father Time honors his debts." He shrugs his shoulders, settling the belt as he reaches into the Bag at his waist. From it, he retrieves a small, intricately carved sandclock, mounted to be hung around the neck, but small enough to easily slip into a pocket.

"You will see time as I do- but take care not to push yourself beyond your limits, for it will grant no protection from the consequences of undue haste. You're a sturdy fellow, but every man has his limits."

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"Lord Boros." The red-clad, white-beared man is taller and brawnier than the common run of Earthling- but considerably shorter than the cyclopean alien giant. Santa Claus inclines his head politely, if without the obvious liking he had for Beta Ray Bill. "Before your return, It-That-Slays said that the Herald, Aerguon the Unslain, had physical strength 'roughly comparable' to your own. You seek challenge in battle above all things, and it would seem that it has arrived in the person of this Aerguon. Does the prospect of fighting a duel aginst such a being appeal to you? If so, I may have a plan that suits all three of us..."

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"Far cry from my worlds then. There you can't have a dragon lairing, or a suspected dragon abiding without some lovely young man in shining armor sallying forth to do battle. Then again, those overgrown lizards are a far cry from your sort my dear."

The chair creaked softly as Frau Totenkinder settled in. "How goes your battle then? And the war?"

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The Wyrm sort of shrugs. "Hard to say. The familiar foe has been replaced by one quite strange, and most unknown. I know not the measure of this Raliant."

And the King of Kings frowned, for He was unhappy with the ongoing battle. It had been many millenia since He had been opposed so. He hardly remembered it, but they were not memories He cared to recall.

"You annoy me." He stated. "Are you here to simply delay me? You bring armies against me, you rally your champions, you coat the land in bones, and yet here I stand, untouched. You may counter me, but you cannot harm me."

And He brought one foot down where He stood, and into the ground He sent his Royalty, and the ground would become that of the void, grey ash, spreading around Him, for he willed it so. If his enemy sought to delay Him, then He would do what Zoss did. He would Conquer, for such was his title. And assuredly these results would be so, for the King of Kings saw no alternative. He would not retreat to safer ground, for such was not the way of the Conquering King. He would make His own ground, His own influence, and into the ground at His feet he thrust His will, as he had done to fight his previous foe.

But the King was cunning, for He knew that in His efforts to destroy His foes ground and claim it as His own, He would be forced to make an attack of sorts. And as such, this Bastion that opposed Him could defend. And so the King of Kings did not destroy the domain at His feet. Rather, it had never existed in the first place, for Zoss wished it so. There had never been the domain of His foe there, for it had always been Void. Zoss did not destroy, for there was nothing to destroy, He did not attack, for there was nothing to attack. He simply took what was His, as was His right as King.

Regardless, Zoss then spread his arms. "Well then, have ye not the strength to strike me? I ask you again. Be you a coward? A craven afeared of his own sword? Strike me down, and please the master you hold so dear. Do this, or surrender, for there are no alternatives."

For a moment, reality seems to twist to Zoss's will. And yet a bare instant later it snaps back, as the talking birds continue to cry Raliant's name.

The Bastion Ralox stands, patient, and an increasingly baleful light begins to build upon the Threshing Serpent. "And thus for the Throneless King does death draw nigh, from the role he elects to play..." and with those words Ralox begins to raise his scythe high...


Within the Forest

Explanation done, he turns to Santa. "If you possess any artifacts that increase a fighter's speed, I would greatly appreciate some," he says. "I have an uncomfortable feeling that I am the slowest fighter here, and all my power is of little use if I cannot hit anything."

As he hears Bill's words, Santa's smile becomes far kindlier. "The true hero often wishes for gifts likely to cost him." He hefts the Bag. "Some of the potions and contraptions I've stored away over the years could be of use. But I think your own native quickness of hand and wit will likely be sufficient unto the day." Santa sets the Bag down gently, watching with concern, but though the earth groans and creaks under its weight, the artifact doesn't sink into the terrain beneath their feet.

He reaches down with his left hand and pulls from the Bag a black leather strap, with shining golden buckles at each end. It's not exactly what it appears- If Beta Ray Bill ever saw Gleipnir, the ribbon that binds the Fenris wolf, he might note some similarities, and some differences. Fastening the strap over his shoulder and hooking it to his broad belt in the fashion of a Sam Browne belt, Santa picks the Bag up and hitches it to his waist, leaving his hands free. The ground quakes slightly as the weight is taken off of it.

As he girds himself for battle, Santa continues, thoughtfully. "Many things I might offer a merely mortal champion would sit ill with a being of your power, gifts, and unusual constitution. At best, useless, at worst, poisonous. Others, risky. This one certainly is. But if you find yourself overrun by the enemy's quickness- which I, for one, do not expect- break this hourglass and rub its sands across your brow. Father Time honors his debts." He shrugs his shoulders, settling the belt as he reaches into the Bag at his waist. From it, he retrieves a small, intricately carved sandclock, mounted to be hung around the neck, but small enough to easily slip into a pocket.

"You will see time as I do- but take care not to push yourself beyond your limits, for it will grant no protection from the consequences of undue haste. You're a sturdy fellow, but every man has his limits."

It-That-Slays watches for a moment, before saying "It was rare indeed I battled a Dragon who could compete with me for speed. It always seemed that was because if you are too fast to avoid yet too weak to break your foe's armor or flesh, then your attacks are worthless. And if you are so fast that you can occupy essentially arbitrary positions, your opponent merely need render them all equally lethal. However, if you are concerned for your speed, there is no particular reason for me to not Weave a set of enchantments for each of you, for all that entering Castae's Taint would shatter the same. Do any of you have objections to enchantment, or otherwise wish to request specific kinds?"

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"Fair enough," Agatha replies. "When I showed up here, you mentioned that I had a 'Myth,' and I don't think you meant the definition I'm familiar with. I know I'm a goddess, but you claimed I was 'sparkless.' What did you mean?"

Protector Phalanges speaks almost bored. "One's Myth is one's history of significance, one's Mythic Character the key parts of their nature. We Jarrow perceive Myth directly. You are exactly as I described, as your Myth tells me such."

No direct clarification on the sparkless count is forthcoming.
 
Within the Forest

It-That-Slays watches for a moment, before saying "It was rare indeed I battled a Dragon who could compete with me for speed. It always seemed that was because if you are too fast to avoid yet too weak to break your foe's armor or flesh, then your attacks are worthless. And if you are so fast that you can occupy essentially arbitrary positions, your opponent merely need render them all equally lethal. However, if you are concerned for your speed, there is no particular reason for me to not Weave a set of enchantments for each of you, for all that entering Castae's Taint would shatter the same. Do any of you have objections to enchantment, or otherwise wish to request specific kinds?"
Santa Claus thinks this over carefully. He would prefer to rely mostly on his own abilities, tools, and magics, for they seem to perform as well in the realm of Castae as in the realm of It-That-Slays. It wouldn't do to become too dependent on an advantage that would go away as soon as the fight was taken to enemy territory. On the other hand... hm. He inclines his head to the Dragon and inquires.

"Could you Weave an enchantment of durability for my rocket sleigh?"

Santa reaches into the Bag suspended from his belt with his left hand, still holding the Northwards Pole in his right. There is a sudden twist of space as he somehow manages, one-handed, to pull a flying vehicle the size of a twin-sized bed out of a bag the size of a pillowcase.

"Though my sleigh is quite swift and maneuverable, it is comparatively fragile- your words about all locations becoming equally lethal are well-spoken. But if the sleigh could be warded against the bulk of the opposition's weapons and magics, it would be of great help to me. And your Weaving being undone by the nature of the Jyre and of Castae's "Taint" would do no great harm. We may have little need of the sleigh in any event, if we three should have to penetrate into the realm of Castae once again." He gestures at Lord Boros and Beta Ray Bill."

The jolly old spirit has no questions or further words of counsel for the moment. He instead turns his attention entirely upon the person of mighty Boros, the blue cyclopean alien who stands well over two meters high beside them, seeming lost in thought for a moment.
 
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"Lord Boros." The red-clad, white-beared man is taller and brawnier than the common run of Earthling- but considerably shorter than the cyclopean alien giant. Santa Claus inclines his head politely, if without the obvious liking he had for Beta Ray Bill. "Before your return, It-That-Slays said that the Herald, Aerguon the Unslain, had physical strength 'roughly comparable' to your own. You seek challenge in battle above all things, and it would seem that it has arrived in the person of this Aerguon. Does the prospect of fighting a duel aginst such a being appeal to you? If so, I may have a plan that suits all three of us..."
"It does seem appealing. Equal strength might imply the subject of the prophecy..." The last part is muttered to himself.

It-That-Slays watches for a moment, before saying "It was rare indeed I battled a Dragon who could compete with me for speed. It always seemed that was because if you are too fast to avoid yet too weak to break your foe's armor or flesh, then your attacks are worthless. And if you are so fast that you can occupy essentially arbitrary positions, your opponent merely need render them all equally lethal. However, if you are concerned for your speed, there is no particular reason for me to not Weave a set of enchantments for each of you, for all that entering Castae's Taint would shatter the same. Do any of you have objections to enchantment, or otherwise wish to request specific kinds?"
He disregards the Dragon's position on speed, confident in his strength. "Could you perhaps give me an enchantment that allows me to see in areas around me? That is one of the...shortcomings of my typical styles of attack. It depends upon lines of sight and rushing my opponents." Lord Boros is being somewhat deceptive here, though this is a typical strategy, he much prefers to use his eye beams. "An ability to see ambushes, traps, or other things that might impede my assaults would be helpful."
 
[This is a discussion of strategy that can reasonably be assumed to take place AFTER the discussion of having It-That-Slays weave enchantments for us]

"It does seem appealing. Equal strength might imply the subject of the prophecy..." The last part is muttered to himself.
Santa Claus sighs. "That may well be true. I have seen the inner mettle of Aerguon the Unslain, and he will not be diverted from his task of keeping It-That-Slays imprisoned. Nor from imprisoning us with the Dragon, or killing us to stop us from aiding him. Therefore, he must be stopped, and it may well be that you are the one fated to confront him..." He scratches his beard, glancing at Beta Ray Bill. "I have a suggestion to make, as to the strategy we three may use, so that our alliance can break the forces of our jailors and allow It-That-Slays to expand his Territory into the realm of Castae. As I see it, we would do well to proceed as follows."

"You, Lord Boros, desire most of all to meet powerful enemies in direct battle. I have scoured surrounding space with my senses during our reconnaissance through Bill's portal. Of all the sea of hostile beings that surround our enclave, there is no enemy stronger than Aerguon to be found within... light-years, you would call them. Moreover, Aerguon is commanding general of the enemy's forces. If you assault him directly, it may limit his ability to coordinate the forces of Castae against It-That-Slays' own legions."

"Meanwhile, if Beta Ray Bill's hammer is anything like the implements of old that it reminds me of, Bill will do very well indeed at spotting and destroying any lesser enemy champions. Champions or- especially- users of the daemonic magic of which It-That-Slays speaks. I am sure that 'Stormbreaker' would not object to overthrowing a few more giants." And the Korbinite feels, again, a sense that while Santa Claus is by nature is exactly the kindly being he appears to be... The figure of the bulky, benevolent elder is somehow overlaid upon something sterner, grimmer- and older still. Something not unfamiliar to one who has had so many dealings with the Aesir.

Santa continues. "In aid of this, I, who am quick and have many magics, tools, and devices at my disposal, may scour the battlefield directly around us, preventing any lesser enemies from distracting you, or seeking to give Aerguon an advantage through underhanded means. And It-That-Slays will have the advantage of being comparatively undistracted to direct his own forces, fighting them as he sees fit, while Aerguon is occupied with us. What say you all?"

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He disregards the Dragon's position on speed, confident in his strength. "Could you perhaps give me an enchantment that allows me to see in areas around me? That is one of the...shortcomings of my typical styles of attack. It depends upon lines of sight and rushing my opponents." Lord Boros is being somewhat deceptive here, though this is a typical strategy, he much prefers to use his eye beams. "An ability to see ambushes, traps, or other things that might impede my assaults would be helpful."

It-That-Slays shakes it's head. "Enchantments cannot give you mental faculties you do not already possess. Even were I to shape an enchantment to direct the light from behind you or beyond a wall to your eye, it would not be something that you could readily parse. It would be a waste of time, or worse, actively confusing in battle. Had we more time, I could uplift intelligence into the animal population and have them instruct you in Sorcery, presuming you in fact sleep, but even then Castae's power is antithetical to the same. Moreover, even could I enchant you with such, if your plan is to charge into the heart of the Castaen defenses, the enchantment would be all too swiftly undone."

It tap's it chin once more. "There are, however, ways I could support you, in terms of common animals or plants influenced to suit the job or simply covering you with my Wyrms, to mitigate the risks of flanking and so forth."


Santa continues. "Meanwhile I, who am quick and have many magics, tools, and devices at my disposal, may scour the battlefield directly around us, preventing any lesser enemies from distracting you, or seeking to give Aerguon an advantage through underhanded means. And It-That-Slays will have the advantage of being comparatively undistracted to direct his own forces undistracted, fighting them as he sees fit, while Aerguon is occupied with us. What say you all?"

It-That-Slays stands for a moment, clearly thinking. "Aerguon is unlikely to be significantly impaired by battle, but his death should disrupt the chain of command, as will the deaths of any lower, purpose built command units. Fighting inside Castae's walls will inherently cede the field advantage to him, but should his Chanters fall I will be reasonably able to turn the region into my own. While I am not an incapable frontline fighting asset, Castae neuters most reasons why, and it is likely he will directly target me to try to weaken my supporting effects. Accordingly, should the plan be agreeable to all, it may be best to keep myself and Beta Ray Bill somewhat out from the frontline per se, to provide mutual protection."
 
"You, Lord Boros, desire most of all to meet powerful enemies in direct battle. I have scoured surrounding space with my senses during our reconnaissance through Bill's portal. Of all the sea of hostile beings that surround our enclave, there is no enemy stronger than Aerguon to be found within... light-years, you would call them. Moreover, Aerguon is commanding general of the enemy's forces. If you assault him directly, it may limit his ability to coordinate the forces of Castae against It-That-Slays' own legions."
"That seems like an excellent plan. However, if you would need me, do not hesitate to call. I can quickly perform some diversionary tactics to keep you from being overwhelmed. Should all else fail, I could perhaps annihilate the realm in which the daemon lord resides, presumably ending his life. It would probably destroy any of you in the area, however." He turns to the Dragon. "That might include you."
It tap's it chin once more. "There are, however, ways I could support you, in terms of common animals or plants influenced to suit the job or simply covering you with my Wyrms, to mitigate the risks of flanking and so forth."
He nods thoughtfully. "That seems like a good alternative. It is unfortunate that I cannot receive most benefits. Perhaps merely a boost to my speed to ensure that my movement towards the duel is uninterrupted? Even if it would break upon reaching him, having no puny distractions on the way there could help to ensure my victory."
 
"That seems like an excellent plan. However, if you would need me, do not hesitate to call. I can quickly perform some diversionary tactics to keep you from being overwhelmed. Should all else fail, I could perhaps annihilate the realm in which the daemon lord resides, presumably ending his life. It would probably destroy any of you in the area, however." He turns to the Dragon. "That might include you."

To this, It-That-Slays makes a noise rather like grinding bone. Santa's senses, however, would tell him this is the equivalent of scoffing. "Any attack that would kill either of those two would likely shatter my body, but you have shown none of the kinds of exotic capacities that would inhibit my regeneration. My death at your hands is likely impossible as such."

He nods thoughtfully. "That seems like a good alternative. It is unfortunate that I cannot receive most benefits. Perhaps merely a boost to my speed to ensure that my movement towards the duel is uninterrupted? Even if it would break upon reaching him, having no puny distractions on the way there could help to ensure my victory."

It-That-Slays shakes it's head a little. "I could provide you with something to boost your speed, but it would end essentially the very instant you breach the walls. If we can pinpoint Aerguon's approximate location, you'd be better served by me arranging to armor and launch you at high velocities, as the enchantments can be broken but the consequences cannot be undone so simply. Even so, it is almost certain you will have to battle through the common breeds, as several of them clearly exist for the express purpose of interdiction."
 
It-That-Slays stands for a moment, clearly thinking. "Aerguon is unlikely to be significantly impaired by battle, but his death should disrupt the chain of command, as will the deaths of any lower, purpose built command units. Fighting inside Castae's walls will inherently cede the field advantage to him, but should his Chanters fall I will be reasonably able to turn the region into my own. While I am not an incapable frontline fighting asset, Castae neuters most reasons why, and it is likely he will directly target me to try to weaken my supporting effects. Accordingly, should the plan be agreeable to all, it may be best to keep myself and Beta Ray Bill somewhat out from the frontline per se, to provide mutual protection."
A genuine twinkle reaches Santa's eye. "Quite appropriate; I have no doubt that Sir Bill can strike with accuracy from well behind the front, while also providing a measure of support for your own person. And that reminds me-"

[The following assumes that, a little while earlier, It-That-Slays agreed to place a Weaving of durability on Santa's rocket sleigh. If he did not do so, the wording would change, but the offer would not.]

"-A gift for a gift." Santa Claus reaches into the Bag and withdraws a slim metallic staff, a bit less than a meter and a half long, with an iridescent sheen to its surface. "These staves are used by certain... associates... of mine for hard-rock mining. It is their nature, both mechanical and magical, to project vibratory fields that shatter rock into fist-sized pieces at a touch. They are sovereign against stone of common types, and more than a few uncommon types."

"If our mutual foe prefers minions of unliving rock, you may find that these tools- weapons, if you prefer- provide you with at least a little of your accustomed lethality aginst them. Though they use some degree of magic, I have hope that the minions of Castae will less resistant to my arts than to yours. I earlier experimented in the 'taint' of Castae, with another device of my own Christmas magic, you see."

Santa Claus offers the shattering-rod to It-That-Slays.

"That seems like an excellent plan. However, if you would need me, do not hesitate to call. I can quickly perform some diversionary tactics to keep you from being overwhelmed. Should all else fail, I could perhaps annihilate the realm in which the daemon lord resides, presumably ending his life. It would probably destroy any of you in the area, however." He turns to the Dragon. "That might include you."
Santa Claus gives Lord Boros a knowing look. "Milord, you may not have fully appreciated the scope of the realm of Castae, that which we explored through Sir Bill's portal. When I told you that Aerguon is the strongest enemy creature within light-years, and that space is filled with a sea of Castae's soldiers under his command, I meant all of that space."

"Castae's realm is not a collection of worlds circling suns divided by void, as are the regions we know. It is a single structure. And it would take a blast beyond even the death of suns to annihilate all of its volume, and flood it with an intensity great enough to destroy the likes one of Castae's Heralds, such as Aerguon."

"That said, you might accomplish much, by the means you have in mind. I know well that when last you unleashed your full energies in their wrath, you did so in the expectation of destroying a blue world over two thousand leagues across, and all that was in it. I have no doubt that you are capable of such a feat. You may be assured that in the instant you resolve upon such a course of action, I will do all in my power to retreat to a safe distance, at the swiftest pace I may, even by those standards of destruction." Santa looks amused at some private joke. "One does not reach my age by tarrying in unsafe places, or by seeking proximity to the fires that consume worlds."

Certainly, Santa was not present for Boros' ill-fated clash with Saitama. There is no obvious way by which the strange, red-clad being- an Earthling or offshoot of the species, clearly- could possibly know that the Collapsing Star Roaring Cannon technique carried enough force to destroy the Earth. Or that Boros fully expected that outcome. Boros may reasonably wonder how he knows.

But somehow, the mighty warlord is quite certain that Santa Claus knows.
 
Santa Claus thinks this over carefully. He would prefer to rely mostly on his own abilities, tools, and magics, for they seem to perform as well in the realm of Castae as in the realm of It-That-Slays. It wouldn't do to become too dependent on an advantage that would go away as soon as the fight was taken to enemy territory. On the other hand... hm. He inclines his head to the Dragon and inquires.

"Could you Weave an enchantment of durability for my rocket sleigh?"

Santa reaches into the Bag suspended from his belt with his left hand, still holding the Northwards Pole in his right. There is a sudden twist of space as he somehow manages, one-handed, to pull a flying vehicle the size of a twin-sized bed out of a bag the size of a pillowcase.

"Though my sleigh is quite swift and maneuverable, it is comparatively fragile- your words about all locations becoming equally lethal are well-spoken. But if the sleigh could be warded against the bulk of the opposition's weapons and magics, it would be of great help to me. And your Weaving being undone by the nature of the Jyre and of Castae's "Taint" would do no great harm. We may have little need of the sleigh in any event, if we three should have to penetrate into the realm of Castae once again." He gestures at Lord Boros and Beta Ray Bill."

The jolly old spirit has no questions or further words of counsel for the moment. He instead turns his attention entirely upon the person of mighty Boros, the blue cyclopean alien who stands well over two meters high beside them, seeming lost in thought for a moment.

It-That-Slays nods. "An enhancement of an objects ability to withstand forces is easy enough. I can go further, and anchor particles of the air itself to the sleigh and armor those, as well, and onward, if you wish to have a layer or ten of ablative armor, assuming it can handle the mass."

Regardless, It-That-Slays approaches the sleigh and stares at it intently. While no physical motion is forthcoming, it is clear to Santa that a mental effort is at play. Obviously, the results of enhancing durability would be obvious only if tested, but it is simply, and self evidently to old Saint Nick, not in It-That-Slays nature to lie or cut corners when it sets to work at this Weaving of enchantments business.

"-A gift for a gift." Santa Claus reaches into the Bag and withdraws a slim metallic staff, a bit less than a meter and a half long, with an iridescent sheen to its surface. "These staves are used by certain... associates... of mine for hard-rock mining. It is their nature, both mechanical and magical, to project vibratory fields that shatter rock into fist-sized pieces at a touch. They are sovereign against stone of common types, and more than a few uncommon types."

"If our mutual foe prefers minions of unliving rock, you may find that these tools- weapons, if you prefer- provide you with at least a little of your accustomed lethality aginst them. Though they use some degree of magic, I have hope that the minions of Castae will less resistant to my arts than to yours. I earlier experimented in the 'taint' of Castae, with another device of my own Christmas magic, you see."

Santa Claus offers the shattering-rod to It-That-Slays.

It-That-Slays extends a hand and accepts the rod, examining it. "Completely unwoven. Not an enchantment upon it. That suggests a possibility of success." Unspoken but clear in it's motions, that the state of being unenchanted is already being corrected. "I accept your gift. If Castae wishes to counter my principal abilities, it is only natural that I would seek to counter his. And that he is protected against both Sorcery and Weaving does not mean he is safe from all things that might be called 'magic'. "
 
It-That-Slays nods. "An enhancement of an objects ability to withstand forces is easy enough. I can go further, and anchor particles of the air itself to the sleigh and armor those, as well, and onward, if you wish to have a layer or ten of ablative armor, assuming it can handle the mass."
That got a bit of a laugh out of Santa Claus earlier, too-

"Ohohoho! That is one of the safer assumptions we're likely to make, in this battle..."
 
That got a bit of a laugh out of Santa Claus earlier, too-

"Ohohoho! That is one of the safer assumptions we're likely to make, in this battle..."
It-That-Slays gives another nod, and one can see a persistent haze in the air form around large swathes of the sleigh- nothing that would prevent it's normal operation, but it turns an almost metallic grey, layer by layer, around various of the outer sides and so on- or rather the air itself does.

Layer after layer forms, and even if each layer is imagined to be trivial, it becomes clear as inches thick armor plates of the air itself form why this could matter.
 
Santa's expression, when looking at the dragon, briefly reminded Beta Ray Bill of Odin, surprisingly. It is as though some echo of a shadow of the All-Father shone through, in the momentary grimness on the normally jolly, red-clad man's face. Though the resemblance was at most superficial. If nothing else, Santa Claus has the wrong number of eyes...

As he hears Bill's words, Santa's smile becomes far kindlier. "The true hero often wishes for gifts likely to cost him." He hefts the Bag. "Some of the potions and contraptions I've stored away over the years could be of use. But I think your own native quickness of hand and wit will likely be sufficient unto the day." Santa sets the Bag down gently, watching with concern, but though the earth groans and creaks under its weight, the artifact doesn't sink into the terrain beneath their feet.

He reaches down with his left hand and pulls from the Bag a black leather strap, with shining golden buckles at each end. It's not exactly what it appears- If Beta Ray Bill ever saw Gleipnir, the ribbon that binds the Fenris wolf, he might note some similarities, and some differences. Fastening the strap over his shoulder and hooking it to his broad belt in the fashion of a Sam Browne belt, Santa picks the Bag up and hitches it to his waist, leaving his hands free. The ground quakes slightly as the weight is taken off of it.

As he girds himself for battle, Santa continues, thoughtfully. "Many things I might offer a merely mortal champion would sit ill with a being of your power, gifts, and unusual constitution. At best, useless, at worst, poisonous. Others, risky. This one certainly is. But if you find yourself overrun by the enemy's quickness- which I, for one, do not expect- break this hourglass and rub its sands across your brow. Father Time honors his debts." He shrugs his shoulders, settling the belt as he reaches into the Bag at his waist. From it, he retrieves a small, intricately carved sandclock, mounted to be hung around the neck, but small enough to easily slip into a pocket.

"You will see time as I do- but take care not to push yourself beyond your limits, for it will grant no protection from the consequences of undue haste. You're a sturdy fellow, but every man has his limits."
Bill blinks and shakes his head, before taking the hourglass and slipping it into a pocket of his clothing. "Thank you," he says. "Both for the hourglass and for reassurance that my own abilities will suffice. I have not been around so many people of such speed before."

It-That-Slays watches for a moment, before saying "It was rare indeed I battled a Dragon who could compete with me for speed. It always seemed that was because if you are too fast to avoid yet too weak to break your foe's armor or flesh, then your attacks are worthless. And if you are so fast that you can occupy essentially arbitrary positions, your opponent merely need render them all equally lethal. However, if you are concerned for your speed, there is no particular reason for me to not Weave a set of enchantments for each of you, for all that entering Castae's Taint would shatter the same. Do any of you have objections to enchantment, or otherwise wish to request specific kinds?"
"Thank you for the offer, but I will trust Santa when he says that my own powers are sufficient."

Santa Claus sighs. "That may well be true. I have seen the inner mettle of Aerguon the Unslain, and he will not be diverted from his task of keeping It-That-Slays imprisoned. Nor from imprisoning us with the Dragon, or killing us to stop us from aiding him. Therefore, he must be stopped, and it may well be that you are the one fated to confront him..." He scratches his beard, glancing at Beta Ray Bill. "I have a suggestion to make, as to the strategy we three may use, so that our alliance can break the forces of our jailors and allow It-That-Slays to expand his Territory into the realm of Castae. As I see it, we would do well to proceed as follows."

"You, Lord Boros, desire most of all to meet powerful enemies in direct battle. I have scoured surrounding space with my senses during our reconnaissance through Bill's portal. Of all the sea of hostile beings that surround our enclave, there is no enemy stronger than Aerguon to be found within... light-years, you would call them. Moreover, Aerguon is commanding general of the enemy's forces. If you assault him directly, it may limit his ability to coordinate the forces of Castae against It-That-Slays' own legions."

"Meanwhile, if Beta Ray Bill's hammer is anything like the implements of old that it reminds me of, Bill will do very well indeed at spotting and destroying any lesser enemy champions. Champions or- especially- users of the daemonic magic of which It-That-Slays speaks. I am sure that 'Stormbreaker' would not object to overthrowing a few more giants." And the Korbinite feels, again, a sense that while Santa Claus is by nature is exactly the kindly being he appears to be... The figure of the bulky, benevolent elder is somehow overlaid upon something sterner, grimmer- and older still. Something not unfamiliar to one who has had so many dealings with the Aesir.

Santa continues. "In aid of this, I, who am quick and have many magics, tools, and devices at my disposal, may scour the battlefield directly around us, preventing any lesser enemies from distracting you, or seeking to give Aerguon an advantage through underhanded means. And It-That-Slays will have the advantage of being comparatively undistracted to direct his own forces, fighting them as he sees fit, while Aerguon is occupied with us. What say you all?"
Bill turns the battle strategy over in his head. One to assault the enemy commander; two to disrupt the enemy army and prevent them from concentrating; and himself going for anything in between, and likely supporting anyone in danger of being overwhelmed. Yes, it is a good plan for the sort of battle expected, though much will depend on Boros. Briefly, his mind flashes back to the battle against Surtur and his demons. No, that battle was different. There, they possessed an army, but the four gathered here outclass any of Asgard or Midgard that had fought there save Thor, Odin, and himself.

"It's a good plan," he responds. "I have nothing to add to it at this time."

It-That-Slays stands for a moment, clearly thinking. "Aerguon is unlikely to be significantly impaired by battle, but his death should disrupt the chain of command, as will the deaths of any lower, purpose built command units. Fighting inside Castae's walls will inherently cede the field advantage to him, but should his Chanters fall I will be reasonably able to turn the region into my own. While I am not an incapable frontline fighting asset, Castae neuters most reasons why, and it is likely he will directly target me to try to weaken my supporting effects. Accordingly, should the plan be agreeable to all, it may be best to keep myself and Beta Ray Bill somewhat out from the frontline per se, to provide mutual protection."
For a moment, Bill wants to say no to this. He is a warrior, after all, and his blood sings for battle. But if It That Slays is going to be targeted specifically, that's certainly not going to be a problem. It also further negates any speed problems he may encounter, and Bill's can go up high to spot incoming enemies and then strike from afar. Hmm, and if there's any energy heading his way...

"I agree," he says to the dragon.
 
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Santa Claus looks off into the distance for a moment, watching the biomass of It-That-Slays' territory shift and warp into giant killer plants and beasts. Thoughtfully he reaches into the Bag and pulls out a few much smaller pouches that clip to his broad belt, then turns back to the Dragon.

"Do any of the daemons you've encountered from Castae's forces have abilities we should be wary of? Any special long range bombardment capabilities? Favorite magics that act as a signature tactic? Aside from strength and durability in hand-to-hand combat, which I'm sure we're all prepared for, what should we expect to see from this daemon army?
 
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Santa Claus looks off into the distance for a moment, watching the biomass of It-That-Slays' territory shift and warp into giant killer plants and beasts. Thoughtfully he reaches into the Bag and pulls out a few much smaller pouches that clip to his broad belt, then turns back to the Dragon.

"Do any of the daemons you've encountered from Castae's forces have abilities we should be wary of? Any special long range bombardment capabilities? Favorite magics that act as a signature tactic? Aside from strength and durability in hand-to-hand combat, which I'm sure we're all prepared for, what should we expect to see from this daemon army?

It-That-Slays nods. "The Stalkers are capable of subtle movement and passing directly through stone walls- shadowy masses, semi-formless, but perfectly able to cut things. Ravagers are, in form, rather like much larger Stalkers- though they do not seem to pass directly through walls. They are devastatingly strong and alarmingly tough, and are capable of passing through rather narrow spaces for all their size. They shift fluidly, and seem to have no important component parts- damage merely cuts down their mass, and based on their habit of retreating I suspect they can be repaired at little to no cost. The Chanters are technically versatile but tend to merely spread and maintain his domain if there is no local command unit. If he sallies actively, be aware that he has many tools likely to be generated on the spot- Shepherds to coordinate his battle line, and shore it up with greater personal strength, specialized Linebreakers, vast stone war beasts that are very difficult to stop and filled with some manner of corrosive fluids, and possibly other more advanced command units and spellcasters, based on outcomes. Last and not least, he possesses powerful and intelligent Assassins, invisible to all of my senses save sight. They have proven detectable to a fair range of exotic senses I have experimented with, but these most of all are concerns as regards likely responses to us individually. I believe they also direct various offensive operations more directly. Likely there exist yet other types or abilities that were unnecessary to counter my own, so be aware that the enemies may employ abilities I have no familiarity with."

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Santa Claus strokes his full white beard, lost in thought, mentally sorting through those of the gifts he bears in the Bag that might be repurposed to counter the forces he hears described.

He routinely carries extra copies of many things he has given in the past, in quantity limited only by the industriousness of his elves. What might be of use...

Hm.

Ghostbane, the apotropaic salt. The cleaning quicksilver- he has some of the tamer varieties this year. The Blessed Silences. Fairy dust might help. Various other ideas that cross his mind.

Perhaps, though it would sadden him to do so, he might employ devices of the sort his elves crafted for the Moon Empress' argosies. Using those would feel like something of a betrayal.

With luck, if the hammer in Beta Ray Bill's hand performs as Santa hopes, that last will not be necessary.
 
It-That-Slays nods. "The Stalkers are capable of subtle movement and passing directly through stone walls- shadowy masses, semi-formless, but perfectly able to cut things. Ravagers are, in form, rather like much larger Stalkers- though they do not seem to pass directly through walls. They are devastatingly strong and alarmingly tough, and are capable of passing through rather narrow spaces for all their size. They shift fluidly, and seem to have no important component parts- damage merely cuts down their mass, and based on their habit of retreating I suspect they can be repaired at little to no cost. The Chanters are technically versatile but tend to merely spread and maintain his domain if there is no local command unit. If he sallies actively, be aware that he has many tools likely to be generated on the spot- Shepherds to coordinate his battle line, and shore it up with greater personal strength, specialized Linebreakers, vast stone war beasts that are very difficult to stop and filled with some manner of corrosive fluids, and possibly other more advanced command units and spellcasters, based on outcomes. Last and not least, he possesses powerful and intelligent Assassins, invisible to all of my senses save sight. They have proven detectable to a fair range of exotic senses I have experimented with, but these most of all are concerns as regards likely responses to us individually. I believe they also direct various offensive operations more directly. Likely there exist yet other types or abilities that were unnecessary to counter my own, so be aware that the enemies may employ abilities I have no familiarity with."
Bill nods, thinking over the various enemy types. Ravagers and Stalkers will likely not be types he will have to deal with much, being in the air and focused on countervalue targets as he is. Chanters are a priority, but mostly if they bunch up, or if It That Slays needs to pass into territory they create. Regardless, ongoing disruption seems to be the key with them, and Santa will likely be the one dealing with most.

Shepherds and Linebreakers, meanwhile, are definitely the type of enemy he will be called upon to deal with. Single, high-value targets he can simply smash apart. Though the corrosive fluid is a potential problem, Stormbreaker's uru construction and encased Odinforce will protect it. Probably.

Assassins... they will be trouble. "Exotic senses" finding them means they will most likely be detectable via Stormbreaker, but in a chaotic battle he knows he will likely not spot the first one until it is found and he can isolate their energies. And the idea of surprise new units is not a comforting one.

Still, he grins, inasmuch as his horselike head allows. So, back to the times he and Skuttlebutt had fought off Surtur's hordes. He had survived that; he will survive this. This he swears.
 
For a moment, reality seems to twist to Zoss's will. And yet a bare instant later it snaps back, as the talking birds continue to cry Raliant's name.

The Bastion Ralox stands, patient, and an increasingly baleful light begins to build upon the Threshing Serpent. "And thus for the Throneless King does death draw nigh, from the role he elects to play..." and with those words Ralox begins to raise his scythe high...
"Stop." Sayeth He, as He takes a step back out of the raised weapons immediate range. It is not a gesture of fear, or of panic. It is a command. A simple request from one to another.

"We have arrived at an impasse." He continues. "Your power mitigates mine own. But even you cannot kill what has already been killed."

The Conquering King spread His arms. "I suggest a compromise. A deal. A game, if you will."

He continued, seemingly uncaring of the battle around him.

"I shall offer forth a single question. Answer it correctly, and you may control mine own fate, for I am one of great power, see how Honox fled before me. Fail to answer it however, and I shall control the fate of your own heralds, and the other forces you have deployed here today."

"You seem to enjoy games, oh shadow-skulker. Perhaps you shall find this test to thine liking."
 
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