Putting myself into a meditative state isn't something that I'm great at. I have an entire ritual for clearing my mind and spirit that I normally go through for complex and dangerous magic. I wash, I strip naked, I light candles, and do hours worth of preparation to remove distractions to minimize the potential for unexpected elements to interfere with the magical forces at work. When you're casting dangerous magic you've ideally limited every possible variable that might distract you at a crucial moment.
One does not, for example, try to translocate between places in a forcible summoning ritual when one is exhausted, listening to the thundering echoes of space ships bombarding the city in which you're standing, hopped up on dubious fairy magic, and terrified that the person you're trying to reach is being actively tortured. And all of that was ignoring whatever power was being used to screw with time.
I shut my eyes tight, trying to tap into that seemingly endless sea of echoing voices. I growled in annoyance as Maeve caressed my chin and purred, "Concentrate, beloved."
"You know what would help my concentration?" I replied irritatedly. "Silence."
"You are tense, beloved." Maeve continued her hyper-sexual whisper as she pressed her armored body up to my own. My eyes bugged open as she ran her icy talons over my armored crotch and I felt them as though her bare hand were upon my flesh. "I find that men tend to forget their tensions when appropriately motivated."
"I'm good on motivation." My voice didn't crack like a teenager at the sudden sensation of contact. Nope, I was entirely manly and Maeve's lusty cackle was entirely underserved. I continued to speak in a voice that was just as manly. "Shouldn't you be saving my minions."
Maeve pouted. "But I'm helping you, aren't I, beloved? Haven't you already lost track of the things that seemed so important a moment ago?"
I had, damn it, but it was the principle of the matter. It had been a long time since anyone distracted me in that way and wasn't going to break my streak with a lunatic, supernatural, schlong-jockey like freaking Maeve. It was no wonder that Mab hadn't allowed the Winter Lady to visit my court, killing Heka had to be the closest thing to viagra for one of the Fae. I'd dealt a blow to her hated enemy, killing him in a way that tortured him with his greatest desire in life.
I wasn't sure what was more potentially terrifying, Maeve's obligation to me or my obligation to her mother given the former. Being Maeve's beloved seemed like it was potentially as dangerous as being her worst enemy. The love of a fairy noble of Winter was the sort of thing that was generally part of a horror story rather than a romantic comedy. If I survived this, I would be dancing on eggshells to figure out how to decline her advances without incurring the enmity of Winter.
"Maeve, I would take it as a kindness if you would help my friends sooner rather than later." I replied as diplomatically as one can reply to someone using fairy ju-ju to grope you. "Please."
"Very well, beloved." Maeve kissed my cheek as she let go of me. "Do please make Uncle suffer."
"Obviously." I snarled, the star flecked pits of my eyes crackling with crimson lightning and spite. Rage focusing me as surely as lust had only a moment ago. Stars and Stones - Maeve was playing me, using the Winter she'd put in me to direct my emotions as she needed them to be. She was "helping" me as she felt was best.
Freaking fairies.
I closed my eyes again and reached out for the legion of minds I knew to be praying for my guidance. It was blinding and deafening, there were so many sources of prayer that I could hardly tell them apart. I muttered to myself. "Listen Harry. You just need to listen."
I exhaled slowly and tried to focus on the words coming to me. I just needed the nearest source of sound, the physically closest. It took a moment for me to recognize Muminah's prayers. Her voice was squeaky - distorted by the shifting tides of time separating me from her to the point that she was virtually part of the Chipettes. But it was her.
Motes of starlight started to flow from me as I focused on her need, her desire for me to be in her presence. At its most basic level, a summoning spell is just a request made to the universe for something to be there that wasn't. Names have power in such rituals because you are begging their presence. It wasn't much go off of, but it was enough.
I let my mantle subsume the power of Winter given to me by Maeve, shadows and starlight dissolving Winter's frost in a single poignant spell using an inversion of my preferred summoning ritual.
And then I screamed.
In case you'd forgotten, summoning hurts. But I wasn't just summoning from point A to point B. I was allowing Muminah to summon me through Kochei's spells of time manipulation and an entire city's worth of ancient wards. I don't know how exactly I screamed when I stopped having lungs and became a compressed point of starlight shoved through a morass of time and offensive wards. But since the pain never stopped, I never felt the need to stop screaming in pain.
And then, the pain stopped.
I'd never given much thought to the pentagram tattooed on the bellies of the priestesses of Nehkeb. It had just been one more ward in a body made into a magic resistant work of art. Koschei clearly hadn't considered it of particular relevance because when I erupted out of it and smashed him in the face with my staff it came as an utter surprise.
I had enough time to observe the room before Koschei's bell unrung.I was in a place twice as large as the arboretum had been, a large hexagonal space made from multifaceted surfaces of naquadah with inlaid crystal. The presumptive bridge of the city judging by the glowing consuls and the raised chair at the center of it. If I had to guess we were several levels above the arboretum at the direct center of the snowflake. The Gate Builders apparently valued theater above practicality in their architecture but ritual significance above all else.
The Son of Winter staggered back from my blow, slightly cross eyed as he tried to reconcile his reality with the sudden appearance of a man in his Throne Room. He stared at me, open jawed, and asked, "Who the hell are you?" before looking down at my blade and screaming, "Who the hell are you?"
I had barely a moment to raise my shield before a wave of shimmering silver liquid came from his figers like mercury. It splashed against my shield, shimmering and spitting against the dome of energy I raised around my high-priestess and I. I reacted in horror to the face staring back to me, a skull wreathed in star-flecked black flames - only for that face to react in equal and opposite. Oh, hell's bells - summoning myself through the wards had flensed me.
"Lord Warden?" Muminah asked in shock and horror, reverently addressing me as the silver liquid rolled off the shield and congealed into eight of the massive, prehistoric looking Ghouls I'd faced before the arboretum. "How did you defeat the monster's magic?"
"You prayed. I was able to use that to get to you." I wasn't sure if my grin came off as manic anymore - mania was sort of hard to convey without lips or cheeks. "Wasn't going to let this asshole take one of my people."
"I thought you didn't listen to prayers." Muminah jibed in amusement as she stood up from the ground. There was a dark patch of skin on her face from where Koschei had hit her that was still bleeding and had already started to bruise.
"I don't require prayer. I never said I didn't listen." I replied, dropping the shield and driving Clarent into the belly of the nearest ghoul. The Ghoul's belly erupted into blue-green fire where the blade hit it, cursed energy erupting out from the creature's skin as he cooked from the inside out. Ok - not what I'd intended, but I'd take it.
The other seven Ghouls took a step back, looking from Koschei to me as though trying to determine which of us they'd rather anger. I didn't give them the opportunity to make that choice.
I'm ok with a sword. I'm no Michael Carpenter, but I'd trained myself in the use of a blade just in case. I'm tall and I've got a longer reach than most people. Give me a long blade and I'll hold my own. Even if I'm not the fastest blade on the planet, you'd have a heck of a time getting in close enough to do me harm even before got the Goa'uld super-strength package. Clarent was a weapon that could probably have been considered a longsword if not for the hand and a half grip attached to it.
Heh, I suppose the Sword of Cowards really couldn't have ever been anything other than a Bastard sword. I don't know if I would have been able to even lift Clarent one handed before becoming a Goa'uld, but it moved with the ease and fluidity of my sword cane. The super-ghouls didn't know what hit them.
Ghouls mostly rely on their preternatural strength and healing to protect them in a straight up fight. There isn't much that can hurt them enough to keep them down. When it comes to sharp objects a Ghoul will generally elect to let themselves get stabbed so that they can go for the kill with their teeth and claws. So, when it comes to defending yourself from a sword - they're amateurs.
In as much time as it took for the closest Ghoul to screech, "Mercy!" I'd already took long swipes at all seven super-ghouls. I only managed to graze their flesh, but that was all it took. All seven Ghouls died screaming, curse-flame immolating them as I strode towards the Deathless.
"You fool." Koschei snarled. "You've doomed yourself even if you win this day. By binding yourself to that blade you will suffer its destiny. You cannot understand the war you've entered."
I laughed. I couldn't help it. "Oooh - another war. I've never started one of those before."
"Give me the blade, child." Koschei snarled, black smoke billowing from under his garments. "Give me the blade and I will consent to taking you as my apprentice."
"Join me and we will rule the galaxy as father and son?" I shook my head. "Honestly man, I get that offer so damn much that I'm getting tired of even making that reference. You don't get it - do you Koschei?"
"Enlighten me." Koschei snarled, his black smoke billowing out around the floor. I summoned fire into my staff, silver-white spellfire flickering up its length. His hideous malevolence shied away from the staff's light. Koschei snarled in irritation, summoning more black smoke to choke out all light in the room except the small pool of light around me. We became so choked in darkness that Muminah disappeared from view behind me. I could just barely hear the malevolent darkness sizzling against the protective wards tattooed on her flesh.
"Two things." I glared back at him. "The first - you aren't a person as far as I'm concerned. Hell, you're strong, you're fast, and you're powerful - it will be a bitch to kill you. I get that. But you died the second you took a freaking child with the intention of torturing her, you just haven't stopped moving yet."
"Arrogant whelp." Koschei purred. "I will enjoy killing you almost as much as I will enjoy destroying all that my mother has made with the Archive's knowledge. I tire of this, boy, tell me the second thing so that I might slay you."
"You vastly underestimate women." I made another attempt at a skeletal grin as the sizzling mass of burning shadow jumped out from behind Koschei and ripped the man's sack from his belt, throwing it at me. I sliced the bag in half, disgorging everyone trapped within. Koschei howled his tea-kettle screech of horror, trying to reach out for the sliced fabric only to fly back as a warded foot connected with his jaw - sending him back into the crystalline surface of his throne.
A large group of confused women spilled out across the floor of Koschei's throne room, disgorged in the state they'd been in when Koschei had first tossed them into the sack. Holy crap, Koschei had been a busy boy. I swear he must had kidnapped every beautiful woman who hoved into his field of view. In addition to conservatively seven Brute Squad Wardens, there were half a dozen female Russian soldiers and women he'd taken from every country between Archangel and Cairo. I honestly wasn't sure how many justifiedly terrified women were in that pile.
My heart soared as I caught sight of Ivy, the little girl looking alarmed but none the worse for wear. She glowed with the light of powerful protective spells, anyone who tried to touch her without her permission would regret it. Trusting that she was knowledgeable enough to get to safety, I continued direct my focus at Koschei as he attacked my High Priestess. He was furious at having been robbed of his prize.
"Hateful bitch!" Koschei screamed. He cupped his hands over his mouth and pulled forward like a sword swallower. I felt almost sick to my stomach as I watched him vomit into his fingers, transmogrifying his blood flecked sick into a spear of mordite. He stabbed down at my high-priestess, gouging furrows in the floor with the newly minted deathstone weapon.
I interposed myself between koschei and my high priestess, blocking his spear with my crossed staff and blade. Koschei spat acid at me, binding me as it melted through exposed bone. I staggered back, grunting as he repeatedly stabbed me in the chest - sending green spellfire into the wound as he did so.
"I have had enough of you!" My sight returned as Koschei screeched, my head re-forming from the dissolved mass of calcium it had been. I groaned as I caught sight of a purple globe congealing in his palm. Even if I could surive Koschei's black-hole spell, I was confident that I wouldn't want to. "Now you - AHG!"
Koschei's spell disappeared as his concentration was broken by a massive, leonine paw. He staggered back in confusion, turning to face a chimeric monster the size of an elephant. Motes of brilliant green flame billowed out from the creature's eyes as the crocodile-head of a creature I recognize as Ammit's legendary form bit off Koschei's head. Koschei, slowed but not stopped by his decapitation, furiously stabbed at the elephantine creature.
My memory flashed back to the glowing green blood around Warden Nanami's lips. Ammit - Eater of Sin - had switched hosts. I wasn't sure if "god of stubborn survival" was one of her formal titles, but it really ought to have been. I practically wept with joy as Ammit tore into the deathless one with her teeth and jaws, rending him into meat and vapor.
The vapor grabbed the spear, billowing up onto Ammit's back. The re-formed Koschei drove his spear into Ammit's flank, riding rodeo on the Eater of Sin. Ammit spun and bucked, trying to remove the Prince of Winter as he cast magic in every direction. I don't even know if there are words to describe the spells he used, entropy, elemental magic, and transmogrification blasting out in combinations I hadn't known were possible.
The Brute Squad Wizards were able to block some of them, preventing the worst of them from reaching the confused women who were screaming and trying to flee. But there was too much chaos to protect them all. Women died left and right, dissolving into ash, melting in extreme heat, or worse. One unfortunate woman had an ensorcelled badger claw its way out of her belly before it bit into a Brute Squad Wizard's leg.
And then the Archive reminded me of exactly why a small child is considered a peer to the White Council of Wizards. She opened her backpack, pulling a steno note-pad with sparkly stickers on the front and a wand almost as long as her arm before going to war. She blasted Koschei from Ammit, sending the Deathless one and his spear to the ground and forcing to choose between defending against Ammit and defending against the unending rainbow of offensive magic she was flinging at him.
I joined them, flinging silver white fire and stabbing at him whenever he tried to advance with his spear. There was a panicked, desperate look to him as he splayed his fingers spraying a wave of silver liquid to wash across us. Another thirty of the massive ghouls appeared and started attacking everyone at once. Damn it - I could take the super-ghouls easy, but there were too many people.
"I've got this, Warden." Ammit snarled turning from Koschei to the Ghouls. "Get that bastard!"
The Archive and I continued our assault on him, refusing to give him an inch to even think as we blasted him with every spell we had. Koschei was burned, frozen, melted, electrocuted, and every other "ed" that the two of us could force that misogynist son of a bitch to feel. But it was pointless, all we were managing to do was to irritate him.
"How do we kill this bastard?" I snarled over the sounds of battle. Gunfire ripped across my shoulder, friendly fire from one of the Russians.
"We can't." Ivy replied. "Mother Winter was the one who cursed him with Immortality."
"She cursed him with immortality?" I groaned. "How is the curse broken."
"If I knew that I would have killed him ages ago." Ivy groaned, tears welling in her eyes. "Just - keep fighting and I'll figure something out."
Oh crap. The Archive was monumentally powerful, but she was still just a kid. She could cast magic to make the world tremble, but it was attached to someone not physically able to ride in the front seat of a car. She must have been pretty much running on empty even before she'd been casting protective magic on herself for three days.
And then the Archive said a word that children probably shouldn't know, eyeing the crystal that Koschei pulled out of his belt. "Warden don't let him -"
But it was too late. Koschei smashed the crystal on the floor and there was a wave of orange sparks that washed out and across the throne room. Spells can be stored up to use them in a pinch. My kinetic rings, for example, stored up a little bit of force so that I could unleash that force at a moment of my choosing. But Koschei hadn't used it to store up force, Koschei had stored up the chronomantic power he'd used to stop Kincaid cold and trap me in the Arboretum.
I reflexively lashed out at the wave of orange light washing across the room with Clarent - and to my immense surprise, it worked. It hadn't been enough to stop the entire blast of the chronomantic grenade, but it had protected me and the woman immediately behind me. Muminah - my high priestess looked out at the sudden tableau of bodies frozen in time in a way that reminded me that there was no way in hell I was making it out of this trip without another damn holy book written about my exploits.
The Archive was already starting to return to normal speed. Her counterspell only seconds from casting away Koschei's magic. Her small body glowed blue as she forced the laws of physics to operate normally.
"No matter." Koschei hissed, eyeing me with contempt. "You are no match for me. I will cast you into the Nevernever and be done with you."
As he ripped open a wide path to the world beyond the world I couldn't help but smile my skeletal smile as I caught sight of where it opened up to. Rather than whatever he'd been hoping to find, Koschei opened up his throne room to a massive crowd of men in red armor. Jaffa of Nekheb, lead by Ul'tak. And immortal or not, several hundred staff blasts fired at close range hurt.
Bless that beautiful, decapitated pervo - Bob had come through and done what I asked him to do in my message. I hadn't been sure if the Erlking was going to be quite as able as my godmother had been to follow me everywhere - I certainly hadn't made it easy to keep up with me. I'd been more or less convinced it had been a wasted effort after several jaunts through the Nevernever hadn't revealed my re-enforcements on the other side.
"Protect the Warden!" Bellowed my first prime as he charged Koschei, advancing at the head of my personal guard. Koschei, suddenly on the defensive stabbed at my Jaffa killing three of them before falling to the ground - loosing his footing, literally.
He dropped as Clarent separated him from his feet, eyes mad with terror as the Jaffa blocked him from grabbing the severed limbs. The black smoke that had healed him from seemingly any wound didn't come from his feet, green spell flames having cauterized both sides of the wound. As the Jaffa encircled him, continuing to fire staff-blasts into the disabled monster as I pitched the severed limbs through the barrier of the Nevernever to land on the loamy grass.
And in that simple gesture I had worse than killed the Prince of Winter.
A hand reached up from the Moon's surface, large enough to envelop the entire city of Buyan in its fingers. I watched as pale, blue flesh worn and aged like shoe-leather covered all the windows.
Everything went to black as the impossibly huge fingers of Mother Winter dragged us into shadow.