Private Chat: The Book and the Apple (canon)
New
- Location
- Puerto Rico
Okay, so while I am still writing up the next turn; my friend decided to come up with a new omake like the last one.
This time it's a private chat and he is locks in a canon Destiny character's life before their death.
And a new action related to them for the next turn.
Hope you enjoy it.
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Private Chat: The Book and the Apple
LadyK: Eris! Finally caught you online. You working late tonight?
Discordia: Hey, Kora! Nope, I'm off duty. For once, the hospital gods decided to spare me.
LadyK: So, the glamorous life of L.A.'s top ER surgeon doctor is not that glamorous?
Discordia: It would help if the idiots around here knew that I am not a plastic surgeon but a normal surgeon and thus would stop asking me for a tune-up. And there are the other idiots with inflated egos demanding to save their lives when all they have is minor stuff when I have to deal with real things.
LadyK: So I take it doing your 'hobby' is still the only way to blow off stress right?
Discordia: Yep. Speaking of that, I got good news, my OnlyFans account passed another milestone, now I have 1 million subscribers.
LadyK: ONE MILLION?! Eris, that's insane.
Discordia: What can I say? The golden apple branding works wonders.
LadyK: Don't you ever worry about someone figuring out it's you? Like, what if your identity becomes public? Wouldn't that mess with your job?
Discordia: Please. I'm not worried. I've got everything locked down tight. My face is always covered, and I'm meticulous with anonymity. There's no way anyone's connecting "Dr. Erisia Pyatova-Hsien" with "The Golden Apple Goddess."
LadyK: Confident much?
Discordia: Absolutely. Besides, like you just said it's just a hobby.
LadyK: A ridiculously lucrative hobby.
Discordia: That's just a bonus. By the way, how are things over there at your work?
LadyK: Wrapping up some stuff, but I needed a break. Work's been… chaotic, as usual.
Discordia: Shocking. Totally out of character for you.
LadyK: I sense the sarcasm.
Discordia: Only a little. So, what's up?
LadyK: Nothing much. Just decompressing. Yesterday I argued with my coworkers about Halloween costume themes for our company party. It was a thing.
Discordia: Oh, that sounds like drama. Spill the vodka.
LadyK: Its spill the beans, not vodka, you Russian misspeller. Okay, so one of the options for our group theme was Kuroinu.
Discordia: Kuroinu? Oh, wow. That's… bold.
LadyK: Tell me about it. And guess what? That means they wanted me to go as Olga Discordia.
Discordia: Olga Discordia? That's amazing! Why are you complaining? You'd make an incredible Olga.
LadyK: Eris, you're only saying that because you'd make a perfect Celestine.
Discordia: Celestine? Really? I mean, I'm flattered, but why her?
LadyK: Oh, don't play coy. You've got the perfect look for it—natural blond hair, green eyes, and that whole angelic vibe you've got going on when you are faking in front of idiots. Add your supermodel body to the mix, and you'd practically be walking out of the game itself.
Discordia: Well, when you put it like that…
LadyK: I'm just saying, it's not even a stretch. You're basically halfway there already.
Discordia: And yet, somehow, you think you couldn't pull off Olga? Please. If I'm Celestine, you're absolutely Olga.
LadyK: Eris…
Discordia: Seriously, why are you worried? You've got the confidence, the presence, and let's be real, the body to pull it off.
LadyK: Yeah, because nothing says "work appropriate" like dressing up as a scantily clad fantasy queen.
Discordia: Halloween is literally about being ridiculous.
LadyK: You're not helping.
Discordia: Of course I am. I'm boosting your self-esteem. That's what friends are for.
LadyK: Thanks… I guess. Either way, thankfully, the final vote went to Firefly.
Discordia: Let me guess… Zoe Washburne.
LadyK: Obviously.
Discordia: Called it. You'll kill it as Zoe. Strong, capable, a total badass. It's very you.
LadyK: At least it's better than Olga.
Discordia: Hey, Olga would've been iconic. Just saying.
LadyK: You're lucky I still talk to you.
Discordia: And you love me for it.
LadyK: I regret telling you that.
Discordia: Too late. So, are you excited about the party?
LadyK: Eh, we'll see. It'll depend on whether Cayde does something stupid.
Discordia: When doesn't he do something stupid? I swear with the number of times he has come into my ER since he entered SWAT, he should have his own bed.
LadyK: I am not surprised at that fact.
Discordia: Speaking of him, how has he been doing over there? I swear I though the police lost their minds when they arrested him, not to mention his girl leaving him. Cayde a traitor, like that would be the day.
LadyK: He has been coping well, though sometimes he stares at her picture on his phone in a trance before moving away. It helps that John has him very busy and indulging in his antics.
Discordia: As long as he is fine, getting over that firebitch; and eating his ramen; he is fine as rain.
LadyK: You're not wrong. Anyway, I should get back to work.
Discordia: Well I am going to take a well deserved break. Ping me when you survive the party.
LadyK: If I survive.
Discordia: You've got this, Zoe.
This time it's a private chat and he is locks in a canon Destiny character's life before their death.
And a new action related to them for the next turn.
Hope you enjoy it.
=============================================
Private Chat: The Book and the Apple
LadyK: Eris! Finally caught you online. You working late tonight?
Discordia: Hey, Kora! Nope, I'm off duty. For once, the hospital gods decided to spare me.
LadyK: So, the glamorous life of L.A.'s top ER surgeon doctor is not that glamorous?
Discordia: It would help if the idiots around here knew that I am not a plastic surgeon but a normal surgeon and thus would stop asking me for a tune-up. And there are the other idiots with inflated egos demanding to save their lives when all they have is minor stuff when I have to deal with real things.
LadyK: So I take it doing your 'hobby' is still the only way to blow off stress right?
Discordia: Yep. Speaking of that, I got good news, my OnlyFans account passed another milestone, now I have 1 million subscribers.
LadyK: ONE MILLION?! Eris, that's insane.
Discordia: What can I say? The golden apple branding works wonders.
LadyK: Don't you ever worry about someone figuring out it's you? Like, what if your identity becomes public? Wouldn't that mess with your job?
Discordia: Please. I'm not worried. I've got everything locked down tight. My face is always covered, and I'm meticulous with anonymity. There's no way anyone's connecting "Dr. Erisia Pyatova-Hsien" with "The Golden Apple Goddess."
LadyK: Confident much?
Discordia: Absolutely. Besides, like you just said it's just a hobby.
LadyK: A ridiculously lucrative hobby.
Discordia: That's just a bonus. By the way, how are things over there at your work?
LadyK: Wrapping up some stuff, but I needed a break. Work's been… chaotic, as usual.
Discordia: Shocking. Totally out of character for you.
LadyK: I sense the sarcasm.
Discordia: Only a little. So, what's up?
LadyK: Nothing much. Just decompressing. Yesterday I argued with my coworkers about Halloween costume themes for our company party. It was a thing.
Discordia: Oh, that sounds like drama. Spill the vodka.
LadyK: Its spill the beans, not vodka, you Russian misspeller. Okay, so one of the options for our group theme was Kuroinu.
Discordia: Kuroinu? Oh, wow. That's… bold.
LadyK: Tell me about it. And guess what? That means they wanted me to go as Olga Discordia.
Discordia: Olga Discordia? That's amazing! Why are you complaining? You'd make an incredible Olga.
LadyK: Eris, you're only saying that because you'd make a perfect Celestine.
Discordia: Celestine? Really? I mean, I'm flattered, but why her?
LadyK: Oh, don't play coy. You've got the perfect look for it—natural blond hair, green eyes, and that whole angelic vibe you've got going on when you are faking in front of idiots. Add your supermodel body to the mix, and you'd practically be walking out of the game itself.
Discordia: Well, when you put it like that…
LadyK: I'm just saying, it's not even a stretch. You're basically halfway there already.
Discordia: And yet, somehow, you think you couldn't pull off Olga? Please. If I'm Celestine, you're absolutely Olga.
LadyK: Eris…
Discordia: Seriously, why are you worried? You've got the confidence, the presence, and let's be real, the body to pull it off.
LadyK: Yeah, because nothing says "work appropriate" like dressing up as a scantily clad fantasy queen.
Discordia: Halloween is literally about being ridiculous.
LadyK: You're not helping.
Discordia: Of course I am. I'm boosting your self-esteem. That's what friends are for.
LadyK: Thanks… I guess. Either way, thankfully, the final vote went to Firefly.
Discordia: Let me guess… Zoe Washburne.
LadyK: Obviously.
Discordia: Called it. You'll kill it as Zoe. Strong, capable, a total badass. It's very you.
LadyK: At least it's better than Olga.
Discordia: Hey, Olga would've been iconic. Just saying.
LadyK: You're lucky I still talk to you.
Discordia: And you love me for it.
LadyK: I regret telling you that.
Discordia: Too late. So, are you excited about the party?
LadyK: Eh, we'll see. It'll depend on whether Cayde does something stupid.
Discordia: When doesn't he do something stupid? I swear with the number of times he has come into my ER since he entered SWAT, he should have his own bed.
LadyK: I am not surprised at that fact.
Discordia: Speaking of him, how has he been doing over there? I swear I though the police lost their minds when they arrested him, not to mention his girl leaving him. Cayde a traitor, like that would be the day.
LadyK: He has been coping well, though sometimes he stares at her picture on his phone in a trance before moving away. It helps that John has him very busy and indulging in his antics.
Discordia: As long as he is fine, getting over that firebitch; and eating his ramen; he is fine as rain.
LadyK: You're not wrong. Anyway, I should get back to work.
Discordia: Well I am going to take a well deserved break. Ping me when you survive the party.
LadyK: If I survive.
Discordia: You've got this, Zoe.