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Dragon Harem Quest - Or: Saying You Were Gay Wasn't The Conversation-Ender You Hoped For

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Huh
So were actually gay.
Wel oké Then.
I asumed us BI but Alright.
Also our name is Eldingar?
Huh.

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Guys I have the perfect in character plan for how Eldy would act in a situation like this
[X] Would you mind pretending to me my boyfriend? Mother is coming over and this way I can get her out of her as fast as possible.
-[X] I know you people are all about the be careful What your wish for shtick, but Please keep the trolling to minimum, Alright?
 
[X] Ask him to please not ever put on a shirt or pants.
 
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[X] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den.

Bee-you-tea-full
 
[x] Ask what he plans to do if releasing him from his lamp is "who dares" territory. If he thinks he can intimidate a dragon he's got another thing coming.
 
[X] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den.

seems like the harem protagonist thing to do tbh
 
[X] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den.

We get to keep the lamp tho
 
[X] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den.

This is highly inappropriate! The nerve of some people.
 
[X] Ask him to please not ever put on a shirt or pants.
[] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den.

I can't choose!
 
[X] Ask him to please not ever put on a shirt or pants.
 
[X] Ask why he'd be showing up on a magic map you bought in an underground market, and why he'd be lumped in with six other destinations besides.

It's this or asking for his Name.
 
[X] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den.

This seems like the most harem shenanigans like option
 
[X] Ask what he plans to do if releasing him from his lamp is "who dares" territory. If he thinks he can intimidate a dragon he's got another thing coming.

All y'all wanting him to go back in the lamp so you can clean for mommy are WEAK. WEAK I SAY! You gotta deal with this aggressively to see which one of you is gonna be on top in the relationship.
 
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[X] Ask what he plans to do if releasing him from his lamp is "who dares" territory. If he thinks he can intimidate a dragon he's got another thing coming.

All y'all wanting him to go back in the lamp so you can clean for mommy are WEAK. WEAK I SAY! You gotta deal with this aggressively to see which one of you is gonna be on top in the relationship.
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I wanna get him to clean up for us. Hopefully. Hmm editing vote.

[X] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den. (Hopefully leading to a disagreement where we end up wishing the area clean, and he's ok with that wish (leading to non-dickhead wish implementation/not!literal!genie).
-[X] Ask him to please not ever put on a shirt or pants.
 
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-[o] Ask him to please not ever put on a shirt or pants

Should we just add this to every vote?

> : P
 
[X] Ask why he'd be showing up on a magic map you bought in an underground market, and why he'd be lumped in with six other destinations besides.

I think this option is even more hilariously disrespectful than asking him to leave. It all seems promisingly funny though.​
 
[X] Ask him to leave because you really should get to cleaning up and Mother will have Questions if she finds this scantily-clad ifrit in your den.
 
I'm kind of afraid that asking him to leave would offend him to the point of him leaving the quest entirely. Should their be an addendum to tell him to come back at a better time?
 
[X] Ask him to please put on a shirt. Maybe some pants too.

Even if it does end up as one of our three wishes, it's better than him being nude when Mother Dearest walks in. Because you know she will choose that exact moment to walk in on us.
 
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