TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
And what if I do?
Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
- Start date
Greek Fire
One of these days, I'll actually start writing.
- Location
- The Earth Sphere
Drunk Wille gets the whole base drunk. Somehow.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
And what if she does?
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
Oh my god he's in on it.
- Location
- England, unfortunately.
- Pronouns
- She/They
Just read up on this thread... Not what I was ex[ecting from the title tbh. I'll just enjoy Drunk!williamDporter for now.
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Mew.
*bats finger*
Greek Fire
One of these days, I'll actually start writing.
- Location
- The Earth Sphere
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
*stares mesmerized at sparkling lights*
- Location
- Mars
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
Honestly, Kantai Collection quests and alcohol seem inextricably intertwined.
- Location
- Mars
It's the Navy. Alcohol is never enough.
"WE NEED MOAR RUMMMS!!!"
Madou Sutegobana
Autocorrupt has been disabled.
- Location
- Twin Realms Mandala
Not just Kantai Collection Quests; In most Quests I've read someone was drinking, whether in story or not!
AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] Go have a liedown. Right here. Right now
No. of votes: 1
veekie
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 4
Ramble, andres, Dalek Ix, De3ta
[X] Wat.
-[X] Wait. Would that mean that I had played along Kongou would have shot me!?
-[X] So, what now?
No. of votes: 1
EmpirePlayer
[x] But... But there's already one of them in here.
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 11
Stormgear, Sightsear, LostDeviljho, MrLZRS, Steelhooves, ziizo, Firefinder12-B, Jedarol, Krika, spaceman1997, Jrin
[X]...
[X] Wait. Would that mean that if I had played along, Kongou would have shot me!?
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 6
Drasis, Greek Fire, Dirtnap, kuletxcore, obssesednuker, Slayers148
[X] Look at the admiral with the glasses on
No. of votes: 1
Devran
[x] But... But there's already one of them in here.
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm too sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 2
landcollector, Interested Party
[X] But... But there's already one of them in here.
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm too sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get a drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 1
Nottheunmaker
[X] Wait. Would that mean that if I had played along, Kongou would have shot me!?
[X] Look at the admiral with the glasses on
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 1
Kyman201
[x] I swear this is like a stupid kid's movie or something like that...
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm too sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get a drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 2
USCGC Taney, MissingJimbo
##### 3.21
[X] Go have a liedown. Right here. Right now
No. of votes: 1
veekie
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 4
Ramble, andres, Dalek Ix, De3ta
[X] Wat.
-[X] Wait. Would that mean that I had played along Kongou would have shot me!?
-[X] So, what now?
No. of votes: 1
EmpirePlayer
[x] But... But there's already one of them in here.
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 11
Stormgear, Sightsear, LostDeviljho, MrLZRS, Steelhooves, ziizo, Firefinder12-B, Jedarol, Krika, spaceman1997, Jrin
[X]...
[X] Wait. Would that mean that if I had played along, Kongou would have shot me!?
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 6
Drasis, Greek Fire, Dirtnap, kuletxcore, obssesednuker, Slayers148
[X] Look at the admiral with the glasses on
No. of votes: 1
Devran
[x] But... But there's already one of them in here.
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm too sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 2
landcollector, Interested Party
[X] But... But there's already one of them in here.
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm too sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get a drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 1
Nottheunmaker
[X] Wait. Would that mean that if I had played along, Kongou would have shot me!?
[X] Look at the admiral with the glasses on
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 1
Kyman201
[x] I swear this is like a stupid kid's movie or something like that...
[X]...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm too sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get a drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
No. of votes: 2
USCGC Taney, MissingJimbo
SaltyWaffles
I am dissapoint, son
- Pronouns
- He/Him
This is totally going to end well.
Dirtnap
Kanmusu Affecionado
If by well you mean waking up in Nagamon's clutches then yes...I think.
Nottheunmaker
Altman be praised
- Location
- USG Ishimura
Sounds like a good ending to me.
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
I see Nagato/Willy is a go then.
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25- If you can remember last night you didn't drink enough
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[x] But... But there's already one of them in here.
What... What do you even say to this? They're scared of Abyssals replacing people?
But if they are...
"But..." you think back to the little Hoppo, "But there's already one of them in here."
"Yes," the Admiral nods, "The Princess. She has been disarmed, and poses no threat."
Seriously? But what if she's just faking?
You don't understand these people at all.
[X]...
...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
"Fuck the age limit!" you screech suddenly, laughing hysterically, "I'm too sober for this, where's the alcohol?!"
"Porter!" Kongou admonishes you like a big sister scolding her sibling, "You are far too young to consume such beverages!"
"Like fuck I am!" you giggle dementedly, "I'm over sixty years old, if you count the years I spent as a shipwreck on the ocean floor! Look it up, it's on Wikipedia. I can get my driver's license, vote, and hell, it's my god-given right to drink myself into a drunken stupor if I so want! Now tell me, WHERE'S THE BOOZE?!"
"Porter," the Admiral sighs patiently, "This is a Navy Base. We have no alcohol."
"Bullshit!" you shout in disbelief.
"That is to say," she reaches into her desk, "We don't have alcohol... officially."
Kongou locks the door.
And the Sake comes out.
Your memories last about half an hour after that, at which point they end.
........
When you finally awake, you are lying on the ground under a bed dressed only in your underwear surrounded by about forty empty Ramune bottles.
You turn to face the side, feeling the full force of 273 hangovers.
The Abyssal is lying on the ground, staring at you.
"Go home," she mumbles.
....
Yes, Hoppo. You want to go home.
"Well, well," Iowa kneels down next to the bed, giving you an icy glare, "Look who's finally awake."
[] Write in...
What... What do you even say to this? They're scared of Abyssals replacing people?
But if they are...
"But..." you think back to the little Hoppo, "But there's already one of them in here."
"Yes," the Admiral nods, "The Princess. She has been disarmed, and poses no threat."
Seriously? But what if she's just faking?
You don't understand these people at all.
[X]...
...
[X] Fuck the age limit. Where's the alcohol, I'm to sober for this.
-[X] Hell, I'm like 60+ plus anyway, look up my Wikipedia article. I can get drivers license, vote, and most importantly drink myself stupid.
Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
"Fuck the age limit!" you screech suddenly, laughing hysterically, "I'm too sober for this, where's the alcohol?!"
"Porter!" Kongou admonishes you like a big sister scolding her sibling, "You are far too young to consume such beverages!"
"Like fuck I am!" you giggle dementedly, "I'm over sixty years old, if you count the years I spent as a shipwreck on the ocean floor! Look it up, it's on Wikipedia. I can get my driver's license, vote, and hell, it's my god-given right to drink myself into a drunken stupor if I so want! Now tell me, WHERE'S THE BOOZE?!"
"Porter," the Admiral sighs patiently, "This is a Navy Base. We have no alcohol."
"Bullshit!" you shout in disbelief.
"That is to say," she reaches into her desk, "We don't have alcohol... officially."
Kongou locks the door.
And the Sake comes out.
Your memories last about half an hour after that, at which point they end.
........
When you finally awake, you are lying on the ground under a bed dressed only in your underwear surrounded by about forty empty Ramune bottles.
You turn to face the side, feeling the full force of 273 hangovers.
The Abyssal is lying on the ground, staring at you.
"Go home," she mumbles.
....
Yes, Hoppo. You want to go home.
"Well, well," Iowa kneels down next to the bed, giving you an icy glare, "Look who's finally awake."
[] Write in...
Oh? Did Yamato join the group at some point?
- Location
- Mars
This is-
EXACTLY!!! CHEERS!
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
[X] "I don't remember anything so whatever it was, I'm sorry."
- Location
- United States, EST
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Clutch your head in pain. "Not so louuuud..." Blasted hangovers.
[X] What the heck happened last night?
-[X] If you can't manage to force yourself to remember, ask Iowa "What the heck happened last night? And I apologize in advance for whatever it was," once the hangover has gone away to the point that casual construction doesn't sound like construction crews at work.
[X] What the heck happened last night?
-[X] If you can't manage to force yourself to remember, ask Iowa "What the heck happened last night? And I apologize in advance for whatever it was," once the hangover has gone away to the point that casual construction doesn't sound like construction crews at work.