Glitchrr36
Slick's Short Company, CEO
- Location
- The Wastes
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Drink the oil.
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Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest
- Thread starter TheBleachDoctor
- Start date
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Tally for the drink pls
GOING TO SLEEP BUT I CAN TALLY
Vote Tally : Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest | Page 119 | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.7.6
[X] Pretend to drink the oil.
No. of Votes: 9
veekie
Gamefreak1ed
Jrin
Kyman201
landcollector
MrLZRS
obssesednuker
spaceman1997
subsider34
[x] Take a small, careful sip of the oil - you don't want to disappoint Wo, but better check it first!
-[x] If your crew OK's it, continue drinking.
No. of Votes: 9
Krika
angelofwhim
AramilOniasha
Dalek Ix
kilopi505
MaHaL
nekcihc
Starfox5
Zoosmell
[X] Drink the oil.
No. of Votes: 5
MacroDaemon
andres
Glitchrr36
LostDeviljho
Nottheunmaker
[X] Confess your worries about the quality of the oil.
No. of Votes: 2
wtdtd
hanatoro
Total No. of Voters: 25
Well....crap
Vote Tally : Don't Shoot, We're Republican! - A Kantai Collection Quest | Page 119 | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.7.6
[X] Pretend to drink the oil.
No. of Votes: 9
veekie
Gamefreak1ed
Jrin
Kyman201
landcollector
MrLZRS
obssesednuker
spaceman1997
subsider34
[x] Take a small, careful sip of the oil - you don't want to disappoint Wo, but better check it first!
-[x] If your crew OK's it, continue drinking.
No. of Votes: 9
Krika
angelofwhim
AramilOniasha
Dalek Ix
kilopi505
MaHaL
nekcihc
Starfox5
Zoosmell
[X] Drink the oil.
No. of Votes: 5
MacroDaemon
andres
Glitchrr36
LostDeviljho
Nottheunmaker
[X] Confess your worries about the quality of the oil.
No. of Votes: 2
wtdtd
hanatoro
Total No. of Voters: 25
Well....crap
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obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
Need a tie-breaker!
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
And there it is.
Such a schmuck bait option *shakes head*.
wtdtd
slow thinker, with crippling abundance of time
- Location
- The Netherlands
seconded
42- Oil Spill
TheBleachDoctor
Secretly a Cat
- Location
- The Plane of Infinite Kittens
- Pronouns
- She/Her
[x] Take a small, careful sip of the oil - you don't want to disappoint Wo, but better check it first!
-[x] If your crew OK's it, continue drinking.
You really don't want to offend Wo. She's been nicer to you than most other ships in the fleet! So you should really accept her gift, even if it is possibly poison or worse.
...
Okay, you're definitely not downing this without figuring out what it is first. Time for a taste test.
Tentatively, you take the smallest sip possible. It's... almost rotten, if oil can be called that. You cringe as Wo looks on expectantly, the black droplet of sludge sliding down the back of your tong-
Fire and screams. The ungodly wailing of doomed sailors. The rage and fury of a million guns calling out to silence the livi-
Whoa.
...
What a trip.
You feel distinctly... unwell. Like someone took vienna sausage juice, let it sit out in the open until it was rancid, then flooded your lower decks with the stuff. In fact, your Fairies came out of your Rigging, shouting at you for daring to consume such a substance. You think they're saying something about engine repairs? You don't know... it's actually hard to understand them right now. Which is weird, since you've always instinctively understood your crew.
Something happened to you. You're sure of it. This stuff isn't safe to drink at all!
"See, Flagship?" Wo smiles happily, "Good... right?"
She drinks the rest of her barrel, and you see her skin get even paler. Even the look of her eyes changes! She's looking more and more like a Wo-class! You have to stop her!
"Wo!" you rush over and pull another fresh barrel out of her hands, "Don't drink this stuff! It's bad for you!"
"...?" she tilts her head in confusion, "But.... why?"
"Because you're turning into an Abyssal!" you throw the small container of oil off into the corner of the boat.
"....Abyss... al?" she looks genuinely confused, "I don't understand... "
How to make her understand...
[] Write in...
-[x] If your crew OK's it, continue drinking.
You really don't want to offend Wo. She's been nicer to you than most other ships in the fleet! So you should really accept her gift, even if it is possibly poison or worse.
...
Okay, you're definitely not downing this without figuring out what it is first. Time for a taste test.
Tentatively, you take the smallest sip possible. It's... almost rotten, if oil can be called that. You cringe as Wo looks on expectantly, the black droplet of sludge sliding down the back of your tong-
Fire and screams. The ungodly wailing of doomed sailors. The rage and fury of a million guns calling out to silence the livi-
Whoa.
...
What a trip.
You feel distinctly... unwell. Like someone took vienna sausage juice, let it sit out in the open until it was rancid, then flooded your lower decks with the stuff. In fact, your Fairies came out of your Rigging, shouting at you for daring to consume such a substance. You think they're saying something about engine repairs? You don't know... it's actually hard to understand them right now. Which is weird, since you've always instinctively understood your crew.
Something happened to you. You're sure of it. This stuff isn't safe to drink at all!
"See, Flagship?" Wo smiles happily, "Good... right?"
She drinks the rest of her barrel, and you see her skin get even paler. Even the look of her eyes changes! She's looking more and more like a Wo-class! You have to stop her!
"Wo!" you rush over and pull another fresh barrel out of her hands, "Don't drink this stuff! It's bad for you!"
"...?" she tilts her head in confusion, "But.... why?"
"Because you're turning into an Abyssal!" you throw the small container of oil off into the corner of the boat.
"....Abyss... al?" she looks genuinely confused, "I don't understand... "
How to make her understand...
[] Write in...
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
- Location
- America
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
- Location
- Anchorage, Alaska
[X] "Abyssals are bad! They're evil, horrible, wicked, bitches! Their terrible 7864s that would 23@^%$ your !@34 for giggles! They'd #^$#! my &^%@ with a (&() while 8^& 06&)76 9^ 090...!!!!>..." *Descend into politically incorrect rant that would offend just about anyone, if you weren't talking about those, vile, vicious, no good, *(&^ling little...
Just thought I'd give a well balanced, reasonably thought out alternative. Surely, there is nothing wrong with these entirely unbiased musings, surely?
- Location
- United States of America
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
[x] Just look sad, really really sad
Oh, I like this.
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
USE THE POWERS OF THE WOOBIE!
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
USE THE POWERS OF THE WOOBIE!
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
Zoosmell
Blind Idiot Arcana
- Location
- Kansas
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
MaHaL
Conductor of the Choir of Death
- Location
- Canada
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
I prefer to leave this 'when I've found someone who finally really believes in me' out, its a bit much.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
I prefer to leave this 'when I've found someone who finally really believes in me' out, its a bit much.
reborn214
Deep in thought
- Location
- California
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
obssesednuker
Commander of 10 Million Men
- Location
- In the Kremlin, activating Perimtr.
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
subsider34
Forum Lurker Extraordinaire
- Location
- Houston, TX
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Explain who the Abyssals are and why you fight them.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
-[X] That oil, it's turning you into an Abyssal. And if you turn into an Abyssal then we won't be friends anymore. You'll hate me, despise me and my mission, and Iowa, and Kongou, and Yamato, and Mahan, and the Admiral, and America, and everyone. And then we'll have to fight each other. Kill each other.
-[X] I like to think that we're friends. I want to be friends. I want to keep being friends. So please, let's just throw it away and we'll go home and get something else to drink, something nice.
-[X] So please don't leave me, not like this. Not when I've found someone who finally really believes in me.
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