DICE: The Cube that Changes Everything - Quest

[X] The Internet is for Porn
[X] Back row, near the doors
[X] "Not unless I felt they deserved to die."


How? School starts in like 2 weeks teach me the ways of the slacker sensei..


If you can prop your head up with one hand go with that. If you're sitting in a crowd, and have the room, slide down in your seat Untilit's propping up your head and fall asleep.

If you've got a wall against you, lean against it the close your eyes.

If you have longish hair, let it fall a little before your eyes, to block them off. If they can't see your eyes they can't prove you're asleep.

By the way, if you have glasses wear them. They draw attention away from your eyes a little. Also, the subconscious idea that glasses = smart

Don't bother with sunglasses they just make teachers pay more attention to you.
 
Change the school anthem to
[X] Write - I like big butts
[X] Back row, near the doors

[X] depends on who they are
 
[X] The Internet is for Porn
[X] Back row, near the doors
[X] "Not unless I felt they deserved to die."





If you can prop your head up with one hand go with that. If you're sitting in a crowd, and have the room, slide down in your seat Untilit's propping up your head and fall asleep.

If you've got a wall against you, lean against it the close your eyes.

If you have longish hair, let it fall a little before your eyes, to block them off. If they can't see your eyes they can't prove you're asleep.

By the way, if you have glasses wear them. They draw attention away from your eyes a little. Also, the subconscious idea that glasses = smart

Don't bother with sunglasses they just make teachers pay more attention to you.
Awesome! Thanks dude
[X] The Internet is for Porn
[X] Back row, near the doors
[X] "Not unless I felt they deserved to die."
 
If we really feel like leaving, we just head out when the majority of people start streaming in.
Yup, and being by the doors makes that easy.
We could just ease ourselves up and out the door when they aren't looking, instead of having to climb over however many people would be between us and the aisle. Not to mention walking up the aisle to the doors.

Being in the back also means that unless someone is standing by the doors, it's highly unlikely they could recognize us at that distance.
 
Vote tally:
[X] Nah, to much work
[X] Sit ten rows from the back
[X] No, I wouldn't kill anyone
No. of votes: 1
Edkose
[X] The Canadian National Anthem. . . In Spanish
[X] Second row from the back.
[X] No.
No. of votes: 1
Ignis fatuus
[x]Nah, too much work
[x]Left side of the classroom. Second row from the back. Next to the window.
[x]Nope.
No. of votes: 1
o3o
[X] The Canadian National Anthem... in Spanish.
[X] Fourth row back, door side.
[X] The Fuck is wrong with you??!!!
No. of votes: 1
AbZHz101
[X] The Internet is for Porn
[X] Back row, near the doors
[X] Not unless I felt they deserved to die.
No. of votes: 7
TheOtherSandman, drake_azathoth, Blasterbot, Ridiculously Average Guy, Shadowward, Daniel14541, Edmulla
[x] Stonehenge - Ylvis
[X] Fourth row back, door side.
[X] The Fuck is wrong with you??!!!
No. of votes: 1
wdango
[X] Write - I like big butts
[X] Back row, near the doors[/b]
[X] depends on who they are
No. of votes: 1
edmantgoog

First time trying out the vote counter, please check for missing votes.
 
[X] The Canadian National Anthem. . . In Spanish
[X] Second row from the back.
[X] Not unless they were trying to kill me.
 
[X] The Canadian National Anthem... in Spanish.
[X] Third row from the back, left side.
[X] Nope.

Edit: Changed vote.
 
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Why is everyone voting the option that can make us go fucking pants on head retarded later down the line? At least my choice would be done in self defense.
 
I'm sorta with Sandman on this. I mean, it's not the vote I'm going with, and it's not what I believe personally, but it's understandable and there's nothing wrong with it in and of itself.
 
Would you kill someone like Hitler if you had the chance?
Or say someone got away with murder on a technicality, but were guilty beyond doubt.

Too many factors to say straight up. When in the timeline are you talking? While Hilter is still a starving artist: probably not, I'd give him some cash and hope that by becoming... decent in painting he stays the fuck away from poltics... or send him to therapy... one of the two.

At the end of the war? Fuck no, death is too good for the sick asshole and would change little/nothing. Keep that asshole alive to be tried for War Crimes. Let the future fucks who want to blame other ethnicities, religions, and genders see just how little we will tolerate them. Let them see a broken shell of a man who we will not tolerate, but not only that, we won't give him the satisfaction of stooping to his level. Let powers beyond man judge our worth.
 
Plus, if you do it during the war someone more competent might take over.

Hitler had subordinates way more competent then he was.
 
At the end of the war? Fuck no, death is too good for the sick asshole and would change little/nothing. Keep that asshole alive to be tried for War Crimes. Let the future fucks who want to blame other ethnicities, religions, and genders see just how little we will tolerate them. Let them see a broken shell of a man who we will not tolerate, but not only that, we won't give him the satisfaction of stooping to his level. Let powers beyond man judge our worth.
I don't want to be keeping him alive on anyone's dime.
Put two in his head and throw him out back for the crows and maggots to feed on.
 
Why do you hate the crows and maggots so much?

But more seriously, Hitler was only truly dangerous because of a godsend of circumstances. Even with a dicer's possible ability to defy fate, the likelihood of them landing into a position of power over a veritable powder keg is astronomical. Not only that, but do you actually expect our hypothetical victim to really be irredeemable? I don't. Especially with the way X presented the offer, seemed more like a normal person than a monster to be put down, thus I voted for a natural immediate reaction, not something that you would seriously have to think about before you'd type in that reply. Or are you going to tell me that if I asked you what X did you wouldn't be the slightest bit creeped out? Especially if I started a conversation with "Hey, Sandman, how'd you like to murder someone for this thing that I haven't really explained but I guarantee will be totally cool. And don't worry I totally guarantee that you won't get caught." That's fucking creepy! We don't know anything about X except that we can't get rid of... X! X could be anyone from a cop to an escaped convict of a mental asylum!
 
5. Welcome to your life.

6. What does the early bird get again?

7. Ah, the possibility for shenanigans, right.

Index stuff.

If you've got a better idea for a title then replace what I've got.

Also, How to index things:

At the bottom of a post in the right conor there are four things.

One tells you the post #, the others say "Like" "+ Quote" and "Reply".

Like, + Quote, and Reply are all light blue and click-able.

To make an index, right click on the post #.

For example, this posts # is 249 and is represented as #249. It is to the Left of "Like".

Click the option "Copy Link Location"

Move to the box where to type stuff in, the thing I typed this up in, the thing at the bottom of the thread.

Hold the mouse down and move it over whatever you want linked.

There is a small symbol of three chain links, click it and then post the Link Location.

Hit enter or OK.

Good Job, Your Sufficient-Fu has increased a level.
 
[X] The Internet is for Porn
[X] Back row, near the doors
[X] Not unless I felt they deserved to die.

_-_-_-_-_-_-_

You sit at the very back, near the exit. So you can leave early, choose where you want to sit in the class and don't get caught in the ensuing traffic. Sitting down you type...
Not unless I felt they deserved to die.
There is no reply from X.

You close your eyes and rest, knowing that you wont get much today. After moments of silence and peace you notice people trickling by. Slowly at first they fill the whole hall in a matter of minutes. Torn away from your happy place by how loud they are you cease the futile exercise of trying to sleep. Everyone now seated the principal takes the stage. He waits for everyone to quiet down before speaking.

It doesn't take 10 minutes for people to start falling asleep. You notice that even the teachers are having a hard time to staying awake...

The ceremony is almost over. The principal calls the national anthem. You watch the students slowly stand up, still half asleep. Then the song starts, only its not the one they were expecting. You cant help yourself from grinning when you see the looks on their face when the song "Internet is for porn" begins. For a moment everything is silent, only the song can be heard. Then everything devolves to chaos. The teachers try to close it but only succeed in making the song even louder, you anticipated this. The students are laughing, the principals face is a nice shade of red and the teacher are in shock.

Then the bell rings.

What do you do:
[X] Write-in
 
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