Tom was surprised to find occupants when he finally got back to his quarters after his medical check. "Mum? Dad? What are you two doing here?"
Sarah and Daniel Jackson were both soon hugging their son before Sarah replied, "Metis informed us when you went missing. Where else would we be?"
Tom looked a little embarrassed. "Mum, I go on extended missions regularly. You don't have to come to check up on me."
"Don't fight it, Tom," said Daniel. "Trust me when I say that you're lucky to have people who care that you're missing."
Sarah looked at her husband with a mix of fond skepticism. "Your father would know. He went missing often enough that his team started expecting it back when he was working for Stargate Command."
"It wasn't that bad," muttered Daniel, though there wasn't much conviction behind his words. "Anyway," he said more loudly, "we're happy you were able to escape and make your way back here."
Tom shook his head. "I was fine. Ianthe does really good work. I was more concerned about Sophia. This was her first time getting captured by the enemy."
Sarah smirked. "From what you've shared with us during our talks, she's strong enough to survive that."
"She did...wait, how much have I told you about her?" he asked, slightly surprised that her parents were so familiar with Sophia.
The two parents smirked at each other. Neither looked old enough to have a child Tom's age but that was becoming a common scenario onboard the ship thanks to Family biotech. His mother answered his question. "You talk about her quite a bit, actually."
The younger man looked a bit worried about that. "That might be an issue, then."
His mother rolled her eyes and scoffed. "It's only an issue if you make things complicated."
He regarded his mother with a surprised look. "I'm supposed to be mentoring her, not romancing her. You don't think that's an issue?"
"First," she replied, "you two aren't in the military and the Angels don't have any rules on fraternization. You're expert agents rather than foot soldiers. Second, you're her teammate, not her superior. Third, I don't think either of you is the type to let personal feelings get in the way of a mission, especially given how tough both of you are both physically and mentally."
"You both managed to get out of captivity without any issue," commented Daniel. His father was keeping his face carefully neutral but didn't seem to disagree with his mother.
Tom frowned. "We got lucky. Somebody let us out."
Daniel shrugged. "Luck is part of it. I remember back when Apophis was coming to destroy Earth. Jack, Sam, Teal'c, and I ended up on his ship and got captured. Master Bra'tac helped us escape and we managed to destroy both ships and save the planet."
Sarah and Tom exchanged a look. Tom dryly commented, "Wow, I think that's the first time you've told us that story."
"Well, you seemed to need a refresher since you were discounting your accomplishments just because somebody helped you escape," replied his father. "You took advantage of the opportunity that presented itself and evaded recapture by a group that clearly was prepared for you. That is an accomplishment and you should at least be satisfied with your performance. I know that Metis is."
"Appreciate your accomplishments when they happen," added his mother. Shrewdly, she added, "and perhaps you're anxious about something other than the mission and how it happened?"
Tom pursed his lips and thought for a moment. "Well, if the whole fraternization thing isn't an issue, then I was thinking of asking Sophia to dinner."
"So what's the problem?" asked his mother.
"What if she says no? Wouldn't that make things awkward?" he asked. "I mean, I spend my spare time reading and playing video games. I don't think she's the nerdy type..."
In a slightly exasperated tone, his mother replied, "Tom, you're a space wizard who goes on secret missions for magical snark lizards. I would worry about you if your downtime hobbies were all adrenaline-focused. I don't think she's going to think you're boring."
"This is probably our fault, raising you alone on a spaceship," commented Daniel. "We should have socialized you better."
Tom gave him a withering look. "I am NOT poorly socialized, thank you."
"Well, then ask the girl out and stop angsting," he said with another smirk.
"Your father's right," agreed Sarah. "Also, I wouldn't worry too much. You have the same adorable awkwardness as your father."
"Ouch," said Daniel quietly.
Tom sighed, then smiled. "Thank you both for coming to check on me."
Sarah put her hand on his shoulder. "Of course, we came. You're our son."
"Plus, it isn't like it takes long to get here with a wormhole drive," joked his father. "We probably should check in with folks on the ship more frequently, anyway. There are a lot of folks coming in right now, so this is a good opportunity."
"What do you mean?" asked Tom.
"Metis sent out a call to bring everyone in," explained Daniel. "Apparently, the information you two brought back is fairly important and the people who captured you have pissed a lot of people off."
Having met the people in question, Tom wasn't surprised at that last point. They weren't his favorite people, either.
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"Sophia!" called out a voice.
Back in Winslow, somebody calling her name out loud wasn't necessarily a good thing, but it was different now. She turned to find May and Maggie both running up to her. "Hey, guys," she said, smiling.
"Dios mío, why didn't you call us when you got back! We were worried about you!" exclaimed Maggie. May just nodded her agreement with that sentiment.
Sophia cringed slightly. "Sorry! I was kind of focused on making sure my family was all right."
"You mean making sure they weren't freaking out too bad that you were missing. That's fair, but send us a text or something next time," replied May. "We heard you were captured and were worried. What happened to you, anyway?"
Sophia spent the better part of two hours explaining her ordeal to her friends. The two other young women were good listeners, making comments where appropriate and expressing concern for her well-being. Now, she could see that her "friends" back in Winslow were more allies of convenience against the vicious social jungle of the gang-ridden school. In retrospect, her betrayal to the PRT by Macy was pretty predictable. May and Maggie, in contrast, didn't have any ulterior motive for spending time with Sophia. They simply seemed to enjoy her company, which was nice.
After a while, the topic shifted. "So, how did Tom react to the whole thing?" asked May.
Sophia chuckled. "He was like a fucking action hero. Professional, calm, and ready to kick ass." Then she smirked. "He temporarily lost his mind when he met Isaac Newton, though."
"I think I would, too, honestly," said Maggie. "I mean, he's like the founding father of modern physics and mathematics."
"And alchemy, at least in some versions of Earth," added Sophia. "He seemed really brilliant, to be fair."
"Do you think Tom was worried about you?" asked May.
Sophia raised an eyebrow. "Of course he was. He was kind of responsible for me."
"You think it was just professional concern?" asked the spider-girl with a suggestive lilt in her voice.
The dark-skinned girl blushed noticeably. "Well, probably. I mean, he's a serious agent. I mean, I'm not saying he's not a hottie, because I have eyes, but we're coworkers."
"They're 'co-workers,'" said Maggie to May with a smug grin, using her fingers to make air quotes.
"Is that what we're calling it, now?" joked May.
"Stop," said Sophia in an embarrassed tone. Then she paused and asked, "Why, do you think he's interested?"
May rolled her eyes. "He was completely into you when we were shopping in New York."
"Seriously," agreed Maggie. "I mean, he was watching all of us, because that was his mission, but he was paying attention to you. What did you guys talk about when you were trapped in that other universe?"
The native Brocktonite was quiet for a bit. "We were talking about having evil alternates."
May winced. "Ooh, tough topic. Dad always told me that evil twins were tough to handle."
"You know you're not responsible for what other versions of you do, right?" asked Maggie.
Sophia nodded. "No, I know. Still, he had some really good insight into things."
"I kind of forget that he's an alternate of Voldemort from a Harry Potter universe. He's such a nice person," commented Maggie.
"My alternates aren't much better," said Sophia glumly.
May put her arm around Sophia's shoulders. "If I knew anything about your alternates, I'm sure I would say the same thing about you, Soph."
"You could probably find the stories about my hometown in the archives," replied Sophia.
May shivered. "Nah, it's kind of creepy. It's like reading fanfiction about yourself." She knew there were people even in her own universe who wrote stories about the spider clan and she had taken her mother's advice to never, ever read any of them.
"I tried reading the Dresden books once," commented Maggie. "I couldn't get through the first book, though. The way it portrayed my parents was almost like a caricature and I don't even want to think about how different my birth mother was from what was written. Also, nobody should read about your birth parents dating."
Sophia and May both considered that point and nodded in hearty agreement.
"Maybe we should be writing things down so your kids can read how you met Tom?" added Maggie with a mischievous look. May started giggling while Sophia hurled a pillow at the witch.
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Faith docked the skimmer to the Watchtower, the orbiting headquarters of the Justice League. She didn't mind playing taxi. It gave her a chance to pilot and the Slayer Spirit had apparently decided that almost anything based on Family Tech was a weapon. Plus, she expected her passenger manifest on this trip to be pretty damned interesting.
The first two through the door were very familiar to her already. Diana of Themyscira smiled and greeted her as, "Faith, Chosen of Artemis." Mercy Graves actually gave her a quick hug.
"It's good to see you again, Mercy. You're here representing Lex?" asked Faith.
Luthor's number two woman grinned. "They attacked one of his facilities, so of course, he wants to know what's going on."
"I'm here to represent the Justice League," added Diana unnecessarily.
"Mostly because Bruce still doesn't trust my judgment." This came from the third person through the door, Plastic Man.
The Amazon rolled her eyes. "He trusts your judgment, Plas, but your job here is to represent the Guardians, not the League."
Mercy leaned over and fake-whispered to Faith, "Plus he doesn't trust Plastic Man to not try and prank him."
Plastic Man shapeshifted into a very good copy of Batman, then twisted himself around until he was tied in a knot. "The man is wound so tight he's going to break," said Plas.
"Somehow I don't think your approach is going to do him much good," said Diana, though she was clearly suppressing a smile at the man's typical antics.
"It's funny as hell, though," said the man coming through the doorway along with his wife, Jimmy Olsen and the former genie named Khasa.
"Olsen," greeted Mercy with a nod. "Are you here to represent the press?"
"He's just keeping me company and visiting old friends," answered Khasa. "Morpheus came to me and asked me to attend on behalf of the other powers. I think some of them are hoping the Family is going to give them an excuse to go on the warpath."
"They might," agreed Faith. "Something's stirred up a hornet's nest. I've got another pickup to make before we get back to the Smug. It should only take a few minutes."
The five passengers settled themselves around the cabin. They were all accustomed to the dimension skippers and knew there was no need to sit or strap themselves in. Fam-tech was far too good to require such mundane considerations unless the situation was truly extraordinary.
The next stop was a helipad on top of a skyscraper in Chicago. Four people were waiting for her on the roof already.
"Harry!" called out Jimmy as Harry Dresden entered the ship. Khasa went up and gave both him and his wife Karin a hug. "How have you been?"
"Very good, actually," replied the tall, lanky wizard. "Things have been remarkably quiet since we took care of Nemesis."
"It's remarkable how much trouble was caused by that creature and the Black Council," commented the third man, who slightly oddly had a sword strapped to his back.
Harry turned to him and said, "For those of you who haven't met him, let me introduce Michael Carpenter, a Knight of the Cross. He's here to make sure I don't cause too much trouble."
"Actually, that's my job," quipped Karin. "Michael is here because somebody trustworthy had to come."
Dresden put on a fake look of affront. "I'm very trustworthy."
"For a certain definition of the term," joked Michael. That atypical dig from the Knight actually startled a laugh out of the wizard.
The fourth passenger from this world was standing slightly awkwardly behind the others. He was wearing a simple pair of blue jeans and a green flannel button-down shirt.
Harry realized he had forgotten somebody and continued his introductions. "This other fellow is Eidolon. He's the Winter Knight and part of the Winter Court."
The man gave a slight smile and said, "You can call me David.
"Mab doesn't trust Harry to represent her?" asked Khasa.
"She would," commented David with a bit of a grimace, "but the Summer Queen would trust Mab more than she trusts Harry."
Harry also grimaced. "Yeah, that's not likely to change." Killing somebody's daughter tended to sour the relationship, even if you were doing it to save the world.
"Is this everybody that's coming from here?" asked Faith.
Harry nodded. "Yep. The other signatories of the Accords either don't care or are willing to let this group represent their interests."
"All right. Next stop will be the Smug Advocacy." The slayer sat and began manipulating the controls of the craft. The ship raised off of the helipad by about ten feet and then opened a wormhole to transition back to its mother ship.
The nine travelers were soon leaving the docking bay. In the reception room off of the bay, Ianthe and a young woman were waiting for them. Harry and Jimmy exchanged a surprised glance when they realized that the woman was Amy Dallon. The purple lizard asked, "Which of you are here to attend the conference?" Everyone except Jimmy and Karin raised their hands. "All right. Jimmy, Karin, Amy here will take you to a common area. Karin, I think Maggie is talking with Sophia and May, right now."
"Thank you, I'm not surprised," replied the former Chicago police officer. She gave her husband a quick peck on the lips, an action that was mirrored by Jimmy and Khasa before the two groups split.
As the three of them walked down a ship corridor, Karin noticed that Jimmy kept sending odd looks toward Amy, which was puzzling her. Finally, the reporter asked the young woman, "So what's been going on with you, recently?"
"Oh, the usual," she replied. "Nothing too exciting." Karin could tell the girl had a slight smirk. "How about you?"
"Hm? Ah, I'm fine. Just getting used to married life. Oh, somebody temporarily stole Clark's clock collection," replied Jimmy.
Amy gave him an odd look. "Clark has a clock collection?"
Jimmy shrugged. "I guess so. He doesn't talk about it much. It was taken by some idiot who called himself the Hobby Robber."
"Your world is very strange, Jimmy," commented Karin. His response was just a simple shrug. There was no use arguing with the obvious.
At that point, the three of them had reached a comfortable lounge area set up with computer terminals along the wall. "All right," said Amy, "I'll leave you two to your own devices while I go and deal with some more tasks for the conference."
Once the girl had gone, Karin rounded on Jimmy. "All right, Jimmy, what was that about?" At his confused look, she clarified, "You know, the funny looks you kept giving her?"
Jimmy's face turned to a mix of realization and sheepishness. "Ah, you noticed that. Of course, you noticed that, because you work for a security agency."
"I also used to be a cop," she said flatly.
"Right," he agreed. "It's just that something rather surprising has changed, but the rest of it isn't really my secret to share."
"Does it have something to do with the fact that she has a tail like Saurial?" asked the former police officer.
"Something like that, but again, not my secret."
Karin frowned. She was pretty sure she could wheedle the details out of Jimmy with enough effort, but that wouldn't be very friendly and she genuinely liked the reporter. Plus, it probably wasn't a great idea to pry into Family secrets, and Amy was all but a member of the Family herself. She sighed. "Fine. I'm going to try and give Maggie a call."
Jimmy breathed a sigh of relief, then sat at his own terminal to do some cross-dimensional research for something he was writing. He would have to wait until he could get Amy or Ianthe alone to figure out how they managed to be operating independently of each other.
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The O'Neil-class Asgard Battlecruiser Saurial transitioned back into normal space near the Smug Advocacy. It hadn't taken the Asgard long to create a wormhole drive that would work on their own ships, as it made intergalactic trips even within a single universe much easier. Onboard this particular vessel was Thor, Supreme Commander of the Asgard fleet, and General Jack O'Neil of Earth.
Jack was worried. His encounters with the crazy lizards known as the Family had led him to believe that there wasn't much they couldn't outwit, confuse, or vaporize when necessary. They had dealt with the System Lords so quickly that the Tok'ra hadn't known what was happening until it was done. They treated ascended beings like Jack handled the raccoons who tried to get into his garbage cans. For them to call an all-hands meeting like this didn't bode well for the safety of the multiverse.
Thor was his usual implacable self. Jack had learned that the Asgard weren't all quiet and imposing. Some of them were downright jovial, especially now that their bodies weren't essentially the atrophied remains of a failed science experiment. Thor, though, hadn't changed much, despite his new appearance. He was mostly serious and laconic. Jack knew he was a good friend and ally, but he also suspected that when they first met, Thor mostly found him an amusing contrast to how the Supreme Commander approached similar responsibilities. Of course, one advantage to the Asgard's approach to things was that he wasn't likely to waste time fretting about speculation, unlike Jack.
"O'Neil, we are receiving a hail for you from Daniel Jackson," said Thor in response to a signal from his console. Jack wasn't sure how he was interpreting the moving lights and gentle pings from the console as information. Sam could probably have explained it. Actually, she probably would keep explaining it until he distracted her or ordered her to stop. "You can take it on the wall to your left," continued Thor.
"Daniel!" Jack greeted his friend when his face appeared on the wall. Jack also had no idea why sometimes Thor displayed things in 2D vs. 3D. He found it better to just go with the flow whenever the Asgard were involved.
"Jack! It's good to see you again," said the archeologist with a smile. Jack noted that the man looked young, almost as young as he did the first time the two of them visited Abydos. Of course, Jack himself looked nowhere near his age and he certainly wasn't going to complain about his knees being completely healed.
"Are you here for the big meeting, too?" asked Jack. He knew Daniel and his wife spent most of their time Dr. Who-ing around the multiverse.
Daniel shook his head. "We came because Tom was captured while on a mission. Thankfully, he and his teammate managed to escape. We wanted to be here when he got back."
"Understandable. How is he doing?" Jack had spent far more time being starved and tortured by various captors than was even remotely healthy. That had been true even before he set foot through the Stargate.
"I think he's actually doing all right. The Family symbiotes are pretty incredible and his kept him healthy. Tom thinks his captors weren't expecting it and spent a lot of time being confused about his lack of reaction." It was obvious to Jack that Daniel was putting a brave face on something that bothered him pretty deeply.
"Tom's a smart kid and it sounds like he handled the situation," said Jack in a softer tone of voice.
Daniel smiled at that. "Yeah, he is. How long are you going to be around?"
Jack shrugged. "It depends on what this is all about, I guess. Do you know why the lizards want us all here?"
At this, Daniel shook his head. "I only know that Tom came back with a packet of information about their captors. Obviously, whatever was in that data is bad enough for Saurial and the others to take it seriously."
This was in line with Jack's opinion on the matter, but it didn't make him feel any better. "I guess we'll find out soon."
Daniel nodded. "Well, if you have time, come and have dinner with us. Sarah and Tom haven't seen you in quite a while."
"I'd love to, assuming I can." There was a chance that the latest crisis was going to be of the hurry-up-and-wait variety. "I'll let you know."
Daniel ended the call. Jack nodded to Thor, and the two of them vanished into the flare of a teleportation beam.
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
There was a flash of light, the gravity shifted, and Xander relaxed. He reached up and rubbed his left eye. "We could have just taken the gate from Sineya," he complained.
Anya rolled her eyes. "It's just as easy to use the teleport beacon...and stop rubbing your eye. You know that's just psychosomatic."
He frowned. Technically, he knew there was no reason for his long-healed injury to twitch when he was near heavy magic. Hell, Ianthe hadn't even used magic to regrow his eye. He was saved from saying something that would only irritate his wife by the arrival of a large, six-limbed, blue-grey reptile.
"Cool, you're here already," said Kastor. "No slayer representation?"
Xander shrugged. "There was a P'sh'nek infestation in Calcutta. They aren't terribly dangerous when they're young, but they breed like rabbits."
"Xander!" said Anya with a glare, shivering.
He winced. "Sorry. They breed like crazy. Most of the slayers, magic users, and Jaffa are busy making sure none of them break through the cordon and escape into the wild. Do you think we're going to need a lot of feet on the ground for whatever is going on?"
"I'm not entirely sure. I only have the barest outline of the situation, myself. Well, we'll find out soon enough," replied Kastor. "We have another group using magical teleport, so..."
At that, there was a mystical blue glow from an adjacent arrival pad. Three figures appeared, seeming to grow in size as if they were zooming toward them from a long distance away. Xander knew that wasn't terribly inaccurate, though Willow could probably find some way to explain to him why it was. The three men who appeared were familiar to him. In the middle, and undoubtedly providing the mystical power for the teleport, was Dr. Stephen Strange, Sorceror Supreme. To one side of him was Steve Rogers, while on the other side was an old friend.
"Pete!" called out Xander, who then walked over and shook hands with Spider-Man.
"Xander, Anya, it's good to see you both again," said Pete.
Xander smiled, then nodded to the other two. "Stephen, Steve." The other two exchanged their greetings.
"Gentleman, welcome aboard," interjected Kastor. "Let's head inside."
As the five humans followed, Anya asked Strange and the others, "Do you have any idea what this is about?"
The three men each shook their heads. "Only that it involves the people who attacked EDF headquarters," replied the sorcerer. "You folks haven't seen any sign of them around Sineya?"
"Not so far," replied Xander.
"I'm not surprised," commented Kastor. "Sineya Station and the facilities on the planet below are some of the hardest targets to attack in the multiverse. I think the only reason they attacked the EDF was because they seriously underestimated your own defenses. Most of the other attacks have been against softer targets or targets of opportunity."
"That's promising," suggested Rogers. "It may mean that they don't have the forces to take on everyone at once. Of course, it could also mean they're smart enough to not want to fight a war on multiple fronts."
"Or they may be trying to be as efficient as possible," suggested Anya. "Use as little force as necessary to try and get as much information as possible."
"Any or all of those theories could be the case," agreed Kastor.
The six of them entered a large conference room that was already full of people. Looking around the room, Xander saw a lot of folks he recognized and a few that he didn't. The reptiles were the easiest to see. Metis was chatting with the power-armored form of Dragon and Bishop Draco, the android responsible for setting the Sineya Council up with their current headquarters. Ianthe was busy chatting with several unfamiliar people wearing the uniforms of Starfleet alongside an Asgard and Jack O'Neil. Kandor's brother Koios appeared to be talking to Legend and another man in a flannel (which Xander appreciated) who appeared quite uncomfortable. He could also see Harry Dresden chatting with an unfamiliar member of the Family with teal scales next to Plastic Man, Wonder Woman, Jimmy Olsen's wife, and another vaguely familiar woman.
Saurial was at the end of a long conference table, chatting with the feline tinker Vectura and a leather-clad Seven of Nine. Xander and Anya excused themselves from the others and headed over to greet them.
"Seven! How have you been?" asked Anya.
The blonde woman smiled. "I am doing well. How are you?"
Putting a hand on Xander's arm affectionately, she replied, "Really well, thank you! We need to go shopping again!"
Jumping in quickly before that train of conversation went any further, Xander asked, "So, Saurial, who all are we waiting for, still?"
Looking around the room and quickly doing a headcount, the reptilian woman nodded and said, "I think we have everyone...or almost everyone. We have most of the factions from the Fools crew universes, at least, which is where most of the troubles have been. Sammy, why don't you call everyone to the table." This last was said to a patch of thin air in the center of the room.
A transparent avatar of the ship's AI appeared over the table. "If everybody would please have a seat, then we can get this briefing started," said Sammy at a slightly raised volume. This was sufficient to interrupt the ongoing conversations and the attendees began moving toward seats...or seatless stretches of table in the case of the reptilian contingent that preferred to just sit on their tails.
"I think I preferred her furry avatar," whispered Anya his ear. The fact that she whispered it instead of just saying it out loud was a sign of progress as far as Xander was concerned, though he heard Saurial suppress a small snort of laughter and noticed Metis gave a brief grin. The reptiles had better hearing than a slayer and that was saying something.
"Ladies and gentlebeings," began Metis, "some of you should already be aware that raids of extradimensional origin have been happening against a number of factions in your various realities." An image of the black-clad attackers captured at EDF headquarters appeared in the space over the table. "These raids have generally been targeted at retrieving information, especially information about the Family and their friends and allies. Recently, two members of the Angels on a training exercise were captured by this group. They managed to escape, bringing back with them a storage device containing information about their captors. Their captors were representatives of an empire that spans most of the Milky Way galaxy in their home universe, with outposts in several others. They are a powerful force, but what is most concerning is the identity of their leader." An image of a stern man dressed in extremely wealthy and elaborate clothing appeared over the table.
"Heartbreaker!" exclaimed Legend. Noticing some of the curious looks he was getting from the other guests, he explained, "Nikos Vasil was a supervillain on our world. He had the ability to master other people."
"Master?" asked one of the men dressed as a Starfleet admiral.
"Vasil had the ability to manipulate the emotions of those around him," explained Ianthe. "It worked almost instantly and it allowed him to collect a cult full of worshippers, including a harem of dominated women who bore him a number of children with similar powers. Any human without Bioshapers' Guild enhancement is vulnerable."
"So, is this an alternate reality version of Vasil?" asked Eidolon. His earlier discomfort was now replaced with a focused demeanor.
"No," replied Dragon. "This Vasil is from Skitter's version of Earth. Shortly after the defeat of Scion, I detected that Vasil and his followers had decamped from the compound in Canada and crossed the border into the United States." She gave an apologetic look to Legend, but added, "I informed the local PRT, but unfortunately they failed to act before Heartbreaker infiltrated the tinker group known as Toybox. By the time authorities arrived, the entire group, including all of Toybox's tinkers, had vanished."
Legend grimaced. "The local PRT director dropped the ball on that one. Further research at the site showed that they used a dimensional portal to escape to another reality, but we unable to determine exactly where they went."
"The trail grew cold by the time we were called in to assist," continued Kastor. "There are time limits on this type of thing. To be fair, there were also a number of other crises requiring attention at the time. Chasing after one escaped criminal, even one with a group of unwilling victims, couldn't top the list of priorities for any of the involved parties at the time."
"So, this supervillain moved to another universe and took over a galactic empire?" asked Xander. "Is this guy really that powerful?"
"He didn't take it over," replied Metis, shaking her head. "He created it. As best as we can determine from the data, Heartbreaker arrived more than two hundred years ago from his perspective on a version of Earth equivalent to the 1950s on most of our Earths."
"Wait," interjected a woman dressed as a Starfleet Captain, "I thought tinker tech from those universes was generally unreliable and couldn't be mass-produced? How could Heartbreaker advance Earth's technology so quickly using it?"
"That's true," agreed Dragon, "although I'm surprised Starfleet is familiar enough with tinkers to know that?"
The admiral who had spoken earlier explained, "Captain Talis is one of our foremost experts on extradimensional technology for Starfleet Intelligence."
Dragon nodded in acknowledgment of his explanation, then continued, "We had the exact same reaction, at first. Our first clue as to what actually happened was found in the records of the investigation done into Heartbreaker's abandoned compound. The body of a caucasian male who died from gunshot wounds was found on site." Another image appeared over the table, this one showing the head and torso of the man in question on an autopsy slab. The gunshot wounds to the chest were plainly visible.
"For crying out loud!" exclaimed Jack O'Neil. "How the hell did Bocce make his way across universes?" He shifted his gaze to Saurial. "And didn't you guys take out all of the System Lords?"
Saurial grimaced. "We did. With the exception of Anubis, though, we dropped them on Yautja hunting preserves."
"And the Yautja have a history of taking their hunts to other universes," commented Wonder Woman, her tone of voice contemplative. "Batman has encountered them in the past on our world."
"Let me see if I'm following this..." said the Starfleet admiral with a frown. "These System Lords were all humans controlled by alien parasites. You," he said, nodding toward Saurial, "dropped them to be used as prey by these Yautja aliens, who have a culture similar to the Hirogens in my own universe. Isn't that a bit barbaric?"
Thor spoke for the first time during the meeting. "Admiral Paris, the goa'uld System Lords were all guilty of horrific crimes, including mass murder, slavery, genocide, cannibalism, and cruel medical experimentation on sapient lifeforms. The weight of their crimes would have seen them sentenced to death, even in the Federation. Most of them had human hosts old enough to be completely insane, if not catatonic. Had any of them found themselves at the mercy of the Asgard, then they would have found us lacking that quality."
Paris still didn't appear thrilled by that, but he gave it a grudging nod of acknowledgment. "Very well. So, for some reason, these Yautja brought this Bocce to Heartbreaker's Earth..."
"His name is actually Ba'al, Admiral. General O'Neil has a penchant for derogatory nicknames," explained Dragon. "We managed to capture and interrogate the Yautja crew that was likely responsible. They had no knowledge of Ba'al, so the most probable explanation is that he managed to stow away on a vessel when it stopped on the planet where he had been left."
"And a goa'uld would be able to continue to use Heartbreaker's powers?" asked Dr. Strange.
"Almost certainly," replied Ianthe. "Superpowers in that universe are granted via brain structures that maintain a cross-dimensional link to organic supercomputers that provide the powers in question. It's a biological link."
"Ba'al was also one of the canniest of the System Lords," admitted O'Neil somewhat grudgingly. "He had a reputation among the goa'uld for clever schemes and punching out of his weight class."
Harry Dresden added, "Assuming that the fictional TV show about the General's team was accurate, then Ba'al would have taken over after Anubis was defeated and caused quite a lot of problems. He would even have invented a time machine." More than one person around the room winced at that revelation.
"Well, clearly he's a dangerous threat, and he apparently has a powerful empire at his disposal," commented Steve Rogers. "If he's been around for a couple of centuries...why did he decide to start attacking us now? Why wait?"
"We're not certain that he is the one who made that decision," replied Metis. "There are indications in the data that we received that suggest his empire finally grew large enough that he is unable to maintain direct supervision of everything, even with the help of Heartbreaker's children, who function as a sort of royal family. Parts of his own intelligence apparatus seem to have exceeded their authority."
There was a pause in the discussion as people considered that revelation.
"Now that his own people have drawn the attention of the Family, how is this Ba'al likely to respond?" asked Bishop.
"Typically, System Lords would work to destroy anything they viewed as a threat," answered Thor. "When they encounter a threat they cannot defeat, then they may resort to diplomacy, as they did with my people." Thor frowned. "Even when a diplomatic settlement is reached, however, they inevitably required demonstrations of overwhelming force to keep them in line."
"Thanks to our screwup," added O'Neil, "the System Lord Heru-Ur was able to invade one of the worlds protected by the Asgard. Thor had to show up in person and wipe out their invasion force before they backed down."
"I'm surprised that didn't lead to war," commented the woman who Xander finally remembered was Mercy Graves, Lex Luthor's second in command.
"Unfortunately, the Asgard fleet was almost entirely consumed by our war with a synthetic race known as the Replicators," answered Thor. "We did not have the fleet assets at the time to better express our anger."
"Speaking of fleet assets," said Admiral Paris, "does the data your people retrieved include information on the size of the forces available to Ba'al's empire?"
"It did," replied Metis. The image of the corpse of Ba'al's former host was replaced with a series of facts and figures detailing the might of Ba'al's empire.
"That's...a lot of ships," commented Vectura with a nervous swallow.
Peter Parker nodded his agreement. "It's certainly more than the EDF could take on. Hell, I'm not sure the Kree could handle it."
"I'm not certain that all of our fleets combined would be capable of it, at least not without massive casualties and putting our security in our own realities at risk," added Captain Talis. "Even though Starfleet is building more combat-focused warships, we don't have enough to fight a foe this massive. Even the Borg and the Dominion never controlled so much space and its associated resources as Ba'al."
"Could the Family provide upgraded ships to the various fleets?" asked Bishop.
Vectura frowned. "Some...but not enough to make a difference in a short timeframe." She glanced at Saurial. "Some of the components are challenging to mass-produce."
"Do we even want to consider a frontal confrontation?" asked Strange. "Would we react so strongly to any of the local powers in our realities performing similar acts?"
Dresden replied, "If a member of the Accords performed a raid on another signatory, then there would be reprisals from the other parties until recompense was made. Of course, the Accords were designed for exactly that kind of issue. We don't even have a formal agreement amongst ourselves, never mind any kind of contact with Ba'al's faction."
"Is that the first step?" asked Koios. "Should we attempt to establish formal contact with his empire?"
"That's typically Starfleet's preferred approach," agreed Paris. In truth, he wasn't sure the Federation politicians would be willing to commit to even an expeditionary force without a clear danger to the Federation's interests.
Saurial frowned. "That may be a necessary step. However, having said that, this is absolutely a problem of our making. I feel that we need to remove Ba'al-slash-Heartbreaker from his position."
"While a decapitating strike is certainly possible, that would create a power vacuum in his empire and there is no guarantee that the person taking his place would be better for the inhabitants of that galaxy," argued Metis. "Some of Heartbreaker's children are just as bad if not worse than Ba'al, who seems to be more of a hedonist than a sadist...at least for a goa'uld."
"Whatever our approach, we're likely going to need additional intelligence on Ba'albreaker and his empire," interjected O'Neil. "I'm all in favor of getting rid of the snake, but just killing or capturing him might even be counterproductive if his pseudo-family decides to go to war to avenge him. From what Ianthe said, it sounds like he's able to make at least his immediate followers into fanatics."
"Yes, that was part of why he was never arrested on our world," agreed Legend. "Law enforcement would have had to fight through a horde of brainwashed slaves to get to him. If nothing else, the optics on it would have been problematic."
"Which is how government bureaucrats say something is ethically or morally dubious," commented Anya.
Legend winced. "That's a fair assessment, if slightly harshly put." Anya just smiled at him.
"It sounds to me like there are two primary concerns for us, here," interjected Admiral Paris. "The first issue is what type of intelligence we would ideally like to have in order to decide our next steps. The second, and one that really should have been addressed prior to now, is whether or not we should formalize our agreements with the Family and each other. That would, frankly, make it easier for my government to assign resources to intelligence gathering and mutual defense with regard to Ba'al."
"I hate to say it, but it would simplify certain matters for us, too," agreed Parker. "None of us are making decisions just on our own behalf, anymore."
"Agreed," added Dresden, Xander, and Plastic Man almost simultaneously, much to everyone's mild amusement -- more because of who had said it rather than the agreement.
The reptiles in the room all exchanged a number of glances. Saurial said, "While not entirely unexpected, that particular issue is something we had hoped to defer for some time. It was never the goal of the Family to become a political organization."
"With sincere respect, Saurial," replied Legend, "that became inevitable the moment you chose to step in and make changes to our worlds that fundamentally altered the balance of power."
"There is a tremendous amount of respect for you at Starfleet Headquarters," added Paris, "because of the friends you've made, the technology you've shared, and the fact that you probably literally saved the entire galaxy. Hell, even the Romulans seem to like you." The last was said with a snort. "That only goes so far when you're dealing with governments, however."
"Or any other type of organization," agreed Bishop. "Even I have to consider shareholders and public opinion, though I have more leeway in those cases than many CEOs."
"Well, it sounds like we have an agenda...and a lot of work to do," said Metis after a short pause.
Inside Saurial's mind, a very smug demon just said, "I told you so."