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I will give this review the attention it deserves when I'm off work and can respond with similar fervor.
I need a bit to process it anyway.
This is such a good opening line.The standoff between my dead best friend and my loyal robo-maid was something that had been brewing for a while, I was beginning to think.
I understand that any romantic advice I offer is kinda backseat handholding and all, since I'm aro; but I really don't get why this conclusion is so rare."It is not, it is merely step one," Sally replied, dodging the halfhearted mana bullet, and still sounding slightly agitated somehow, with her flat tone, but not needing to shout at this distance, "I accept that I will never be rid of this… Nuisance. We will simply have to share you."
You know, if you saw this coming, you could have, I don't know, talked to her about your relationship, Lyle?Sally was always… aggressive. I'd honestly expected she would show up at my door one day in her wedding dress, tapping her foot impatiently as she held out a suit she'd hand-sewn for me in secret.
Please stop being adorable, you two dorks. You'll make my teeth rot.[Beepatrice] turned to look at me again, lowering her gun arm completely. My heart sank. She walked up to me, and grabbed my hand, lifting it to her nose. That made me smile, a little.
"Beep," we said, at the same time, as my finger touched her artificial flesh.
Sally continued, "The first option is that I slay you, and raise you again as a Skeleton."
"Please do not cut off my dick and make it into your zombie sex toy." My voice cracked, as I said the words anyone in my situation would have. She shook herself out of her tangent, and she smirked at me.
"It's not as though you've put it to any use, despite our combined efforts."
Faust is not my favorite mad scientist but she's in the top three, just from chapter one. She has this wonderfully distinct style - very matter-of-fact, very why-are-you-people-screaming-the-numbers-back-me-up ... with the occasional giddy, giggly fit."What the fuck." She actually giggled at me.
"This is not even the shallow end, my dear. You, in your limited understanding, are merely dipping your toes into the oceans of possibility my research can help us achieve!
💕"Put another way, Lyle, I will kill you simply because I do not wish to lose you."
That might actually be the sweetest sentiment anyone has ever expressed to me, even if the delivery packaging it's in is horrifying.
"If you stubbornly insist on delaying your undeath, a harem including your Automaton and myself is your best chance at retaining your mind and self as you live through this life, Lyle. [...] We must only select the others to counteract this, somewhat. Or at least to avoid exacerbating it." She pulled out a list, and sat on the ground, patting the place beside her as she always did, beckoning me to read what she'd prepared.
I love that -"Sally Franks is not really the name for a terrifying master of undeath, is it?" She elbowed me lightly, as she sometimes would when she was feeling playful. Her posture had straightened, filled with self-confidence, as she declared herself 'terrifying'.
"You could make it scary," I said, half serious, "I have faith in you."
Having Faust solicit opinions from Beepatrice is great."First," Sally began, "a Holstaurus. The common bovine Beastman. Even tempered, gentle, and devoted, they aren't even too needy in regards to intercourse, and the milk they produce is a bonus that should not be overlooked. I am given to understand men are attracted to their large mammaries. What say you, Beepatrice?"
"Tits." Her expression did not change an inch as she uttered the first lewd word I'd ever heard from her. I choked on my own spit.
Poor, poor harem decoy Lyle.Woman, between this, the thing with the slime, and your opinions on Holstaurus milk, I have to wonder, is this meant to be my harem or is it secretly yours?
...Oh heavens, that's what this is, isn't it? I'm the bait for building her her own fantasy harem. And once it's done and everyone is settled in, she's going to kill me, replace me with some random dick, reanimate me, and have me join her in her 'Paradise'.
Or, Lyle, maybe Faust missed you, you big dummy.Faust backed down, and she, too, began grumbling. "Uppity vibrator thinks she's tougher than me? I'll show her, yes, just a few more months, a bit more study and I'll be ready. Oh yes. So very very ready."
Of course, if she really thought she could take Beepatrice in such a short timeframe, why bother with this at all? She could have just swooped in, took her out, and had her way with me, no negotiating required. Huh. To deter such a high-level monster, forcing her to retreat into such an elaborate scheme, didn't that mean Beepatrice was kind of a badass?
The zero-sum love triangle is really uncomfortable. "Who's going to win the girl/boy/enby?" is bizarrely adversarial. And it's creepy! You can't "win" or "steal" someone's affections. Both because people are not objects, and because everything I know about human beings suggests to me that love flat out doesn't even work like that. It is, astonishingly, not all that hard to love more than one person. That's why love triangles even exist! If A didn't have feelings for both B and C, there'd be no reason for B and C to be fighting!
I really don't get mainstream romantic fiction! It's honestly low-key terrifying.
If it makes you feel better, I liked Faust right away. More wicked Faust doing wicked things, please!
I think the best praise I can give to the first three chapters is the fact that I was inspired tostealhomage the 'I love you, Faust' trigger into my own quest. I... tend to homage the sources I like. A lot.
May we all have someone who longs to kill us to love us for eternity like Faust von Frankenstein.
(I should probably do a big review of stuff, honestly, but as you well know I'm pretty busy right now. Still, it's nice to see Lyle's early days again~ I can barely recognize him...)
I don't know about you. But when you read a first line like that, it demands you read it again.
While Lyle is our main protagonist, the one who endures the trials and tribulations to his ordinary life, the one with the story, the one with the motivation, is none other than our villain, Sally Franks.
Beeps has a shocking range of characterization and implication that you wouldn't expect from her one-word responses.
I didn't expect much reading this the first time. Sally is evil. But wait, she has a point. No, she's evil for wanting to put down Lyle and resurrect him as a monster girl. But wait, she's been driven to this. And the same can be said for Beeps: She's loyal. She'll protect Lyle and they'll head back into town and cue the title screen. Wait, she's considering the deal. That's illegal, isn't it? But wait, she's loyal. She wouldn't really let Sally kill Lyle, right?
And that is when this story goes from good to GREAT. You see, while Beeps has less of a bombacious personality like Sally, when she speaks, you realized she's the wild card in the trio. And suddenly, you go over what Sally said and realized, wait, this confrontation wasn't simply the plot going; "Well, I needed a reason for them to be at odds." But an organic end result due actual personalities actually clashing. No lazy jealous or manufactured drama.
This establishes the characters, the situation, and even sneaks in a bit of themata, in that this standoff has been in the works for a while and Lyle is just now noticing. Guns and/or spooky undead magicks have been drawn, relations are strained, and it is therefore the ideal time to maybe start trying to understand why and how things got to this point - to make a go at understanding one another, because clearly a lot has gone unsaid prior to this point in these peoples' relationship.
I don't see why Faust's solution doesn't happen more. Faust doesn't like Beepatrice! But she acknowledges that Beeps has feelings that are as valid and as meaningful as her own, and that Lyle reciprocates them; and so her only option is to try to negotiate. To treat Beeps and Lyle as adults and actually talk to them like they are people. To find a way for all of them to be happy.
She's, um, not good at it. That's okay, though. She's making an attempt, flawed as it is. She's trying.
Please stop being adorable, you two dorks. You'll make my teeth rot.
Faust is not my favorite mad scientist but she's in the top three, just from chapter one. She has this wonderfully distinct style - very matter-of-fact, very why-are-you-people-screaming-the-numbers-back-me-up ... with the occasional giddy, giggly fit.
Faust immediately reverts to these comfortable, friendly mannerisms. These are patterns of familiarity. These are in-jokes, habits, the little markers of long friendship that can't be faked.
... and, sigh, because having the stoic robot girl go "Tits" is funny.
This really is a fantastic opener. I was going to rip it off for a chapter of a moribund quest that ended up never happening for whatever reason, so you know it has my seal of approval! There's no more flattering thing I can do than steal from your work.The standoff between my dead best friend and my loyal robo-maid was something that had been brewing for a while, I was beginning to think.
Lyle, nothing is ever your own idea. Don't lie."Because, you ludicrous fool, I could not catch your attention as I was with that thing by your side. In every arena, she effortlessly surpassed me. When I first tried to bake you brownies, my initial attempts were only passable, and I toiled for weeks before I presented you the best of the batches." I remembered that, though not the weeks of failed attempts. She presented them to me as though she'd made them on a whim. If she'd really put that much effort into them, then… "And not one day later, your tin toy had superior pastries on your table. She even made certain that I ate some, to literally taste the depths of my failures."
That wasn't true, it was my idea to offer some of those brownies to her, to repay her kindness from the previous day. Does she really think Beepatrice somehow orchestrated that? She hardly speaks! It was my idea. ...Right?
I said it before, and I'll say it again...may we all have someone who loves us as much as Sally does someday.Sally continued, "The first option is that I slay you, and raise you again as a Skeleton." Beepatrice move as fast as I'd ever seen her, this time leveling both of her guns at the Lich, at my friend. "Now, now, hear me out, Beepatrice." The woman I thought of as very nearly a part of myself did not relax, but neither did she open fire.
"A Skeleton?!" I asked, and without even a hint of panic. I was very brave. "But.. but… don't they all come back as... girls?" The places my mind goes to. She just threatened me with murder, albeit a temporary one, and that's how I chose to respond?
...so this part is pretty, uh. Pretty hot. I feel like in any ordinary story Sally would be my favorite character, but Beeps makes a very powerful argument. (At least, where the characters we've seen so far are concerned.)"An apt assessment, Lyle. My desire for your ejaculate is immense, true, but it is ultimately secondary to my need to have you at my side forever." Uh… what. What!? "Put simply, though I am now Mamono by choice, semen is frankly replaceable. Interchangeable. With the powers I have gained, I can effortlessly make any man into my research subject, it makes little difference to me whom it is. Though, if this is the route you choose, you will of course impregnate me first. I will have your children, Lyle." Steam shot out of the seams of Beepatrice's body, but she showed no other reaction. "And naturally, Beepatrice, you too will get your fill, though I do not believe reproduction functions that way for Automata." The steam increased tenfold, and good grief, how did I not notice this? I think I might really be as much a fool as Sally had said. Beeps' feelings were something I'd… somehow never considered. She seemed so… sexless, so emotionless. I knew there was real depth there, I'd seen hints of it over the years… but damn.
Looks like you've been outvoted, Lyle. 🖤"This is not even the shallow end, my dear. You, in your limited understanding, are merely dipping your toes into the oceans of possibility my research can help us achieve! True, even at their best, Zombies are not much more self-aware than a Skeleton at its worst, but while you are in that state, as a Lich, I can guide you! In a few years, perhaps even less, I will have raised you into a Wight, and we can rule over legions together!" She turned to Beepatrice, "And you my dear, will be integral to this ploy. I have no head for matters of state, and neither does our dear Lyle, but with you there to cover his faults, to serve as his chancellor, his scribe, his head maid, I am confident we can reach eternity together, even if our dear Lyle must become female, and indeed, as all Skeletons do, believe he has always been female, to achieve that goal. In such a situation, he, or rather, she, would always need you. For. Ever." Beepatrice let her arms drop.
"You said there were other options!" I yelped, backing away slightly from even Beepatrice, normally my safe haven.
The flowers in the field swayed more violently in the wind as Sally walked towards me, now falling into step side by side with my sweet little Beeps.
So the mechanics of MGE are...a thing. A friend of K's, and someone very dear to me, once described it as the 'semen economy'. We'll be exploring other elements of MGE as presented in the fiction and fandom responses thereof later, but this one..."Because I still remember what it means to value you as a person, Lyle. My research assistant, when I get that position," she licked her lips, "Mmm... filled, will be tending to my body endlessly, or else be under my knife receiving gifts, improvements and experiments. I will allow no argument on the matter," She gestured at me, "But... I fell in love with you for your mind, your personality, such as it is, anyway." Hey now. Rude. "Something that would go to waste as my insatiable urge for semen and the pleasures I'd inflict upon you slowly, perhaps over years, ground away at all your interests until there was nothing left to you but an inoffensive, obedient, and convenient food source that I liked to cuddle with occasionally. A hamburger in a suit." Wait, does that mean you occasionally cuddle with hamburgers? No, no, Lyle, focus.
"Contrarily, as an undead Mamono yourself, you too would be focused on intercourse with your own… husband, though I likely could be convinced to share mine with you... and you and I would certainly lay with each other on multiple, even frequent, occasions, but our ability to interact as we have always done would not be nearly so hampered by our lusts. We would hunger for each other's company, not merely each other's bodies. Put another way, Lyle, I will kill you simply because I do not wish to lose you."
I mean. You're not entirely wrong, Lyle."And yet, bird type monsters are mainly prized for their flight, which any succubus worth talking about can do and more besides. And, as a bonus, a Succubus will be invaluable to my research." Woman, between this, the thing with the slime, and your opinions on Holstaurus milk, I have to wonder, is this meant to be my harem or is it secretly yours?
...Oh heavens, that's what this is, isn't it? I'm the bait for building her her own fantasy harem. And once it's done and everyone is settled in, she's going to kill me, replace me with some random dick, reanimate me, and have me join her in her 'Paradise'. Oh my Chief God Sally, I know you prefer women, but… fuck, just get a hobby or something, and a secret mistress, like a normal girl. I'd have understood.
I will say that of all the monster entries I've read in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia, the Automaton is my...second favorite. (My first is Apophis; it's probably no coincidence that it's possibly the closest thing to a 'yuri' monster there is in canon alone. With a poisonous love...)All in all, while I was suddenly, surprisingly, painfully aware she was quite attractive, she was not necessarily what you pictured when you considered 'pleasures of the flesh'. Specifically, looking at her body with its creases, crevices, and exposed machinery, it looked… potentially uncomfortable was underselling it.
See? Lyle thinks so too. 🖤 Poor Sally..."Help?" She repeated, as though she didn't understand, though steam was pouring out of her joints and machinery. The smell was growing more and more intense, too, so much that I was having difficulty staying standing. The steam was becoming so thick that I couldn't see the ground, or the sky, the trees, the flowers, what was going on? It was just her. She was the only thing there, floating in space, the two of us, and I finally understood. This was what we were meant for.
"It," she said, interrupting my thoughts "is the home of a dreaded Lich, powerful master of undeath and sorcery. That makes it a laboratory." She emphasized her pronunciation further, daring me to object. I had better things to do.
"Is this place at least in a Demon Realm?" I asked, carefully.
May we all have someone so loyal to us as Faust von Frankenstein..."You are still attempting to plan your escape then?" My eyes widened. "I can see your brain speeding along behind your eyes, my dear. Metaphorically, of course. It's fascinating watching you work. Hmm… See your brain work… My research is still in its infancy, but perhaps in time I might actually be able to… Never mind." She shook her head, short, shoulder length curly hair swaying. "Don't be afraid, Lyle. I understand the fear of death. That is, truthfully, why I chose to master it. But you will not die in pain, when your time comes, my love. I will snuff you out in purest ecstasy, and only after our bodies have been properly prepared. Only after you have begged me for it, and make no mistake, you will learn that I know the best path forward for us." Her eyes started shining, as she looked up, to the left, eyes unfocused, caught in her own imagination, "I have the ideal room layout and lighting conceived as well, though it too, will take time to prepare. And death will not be the end of you. It has no hold on you. Rather, I am death, and I shall always have hold of you."
"Be that as it may, this," she said, changing the subject, as she gestured with her hand and one of the same glyphs running across her body appeared in it, coalescing from the purple light, "is for you. A gift. The first fruits of my research. This once, I will activate it for you, but in general, it responds to your thoughts. Specifically, it will activate when you think the words 'I love you, Faust', much as mine activate when I think of my feelings for you. It will spend the next few minutes pleasuring you, in ways you would simply not be able to accomplish on your own. If you prove responsible in handling it without devolving into a feedback loop, I will consider granting you more. You are not so lucky as to be separated from your experiences as I am. I would be surprised if you could handle more than one as you are now."
She pressed her hand into my chest and the purple light disappeared into it, and it faded from her eyes and hands as well, as she lowered to the ground. Though I was still floating, nothing else seemed to be happening. I grinned at her, more than a bit smug. Behold, Faust! I am more powerful than even your magic, see now how desirable I am? Er, I mean… see now how… uh… I got nothing.
"Of course," She said lazily, and with a small smirk on her face, "It is very difficult to hear someone say something without thinking those same words yourself, is it not?"
Oh no.
She sat down on the floor cross-legged in front of me, a short distance away, her head at approximately waist level, still looking me in the eye. She smiled sweetly and said, "I love you, Faust."
This is probably the first sign that Lyle's got more depth to him than we're led to believe initially. I can't imagine a lot of people who could pull something like this off so quickly...or at all. Certainly, it's also a sign of his feelings toward Sally, or rather Faust...it'll be interesting to see how those are properly communicated~The trick, I eventually found, was in how you approached it. Faust's chosen name was an integral part of the spell, but I'd known her by another name for much longer. 'I love you, Sally.' Nothing. Or rather, just my normal, natural feelings, nothing super-natural. I used some of the water to clean myself, further back in the cave, before changing into some fresh clothing from the cart. I was pretty proud of myself, honestly. Wait till I showed her I'd already beaten her trick! Hehehe, that pouty look on her face she always got whenever I beat her at any competition was so cute. Those arms crossed, under her sizable breasts as she huffed, puffing up her cheeks, it had always made me want to- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there, son. Let's change the subject.
Well, it would be impossible to ruin the mood further at this point, anyway. "Hey Beeps, did you know? Human men have their own monstrous power."
"Disbelief." Come on, Beeps, work with me.
"It's true, we have the magical power to go mysteriously deaf when a woman is saying something annoying. My father used to do it all the time to my mom before they went, remember?" I elbowed her, lightly.
"…Affirmative."
"So," I said, as I placed one hand behind my head, "You said something about a Unicorn?"
...I take everything nice I said back, Faust. You absolute moron."I don't understand," Faust said, forlornly, "I did everything right! What went wrong? What went wrong?!"
Beepatrice reached out and patted her head twice, in sympathy.
I think...it's the eternal struggle for any author. Do you start where the action does, or do you go back further to try and establish the stakes?This looks really good. And I want to get into it.
However, the opening is a little too sudden and deep for me.
I feel like I'm starting halfway into the story and having walls of text thrown at me. I just can not follow it.
If you could perhaps go back and start at an earlier point in your adventure, I suspect that this would be a very good story indeed.
So this is something I've been chewing on for a bit. I don't really think you're wrong; the whole assumption of a love triangle rests on ideals of ownership, monogamy, and heteronormativity that underpins our fiction and lives as a background noise we all have to try and get away from. It is genuinely fairly toxic pretty much all of the time it comes out in fiction.I understand that any romantic advice I offer is kinda backseat handholding and all, since I'm aro; but I really don't get why this conclusion is so rare.
The zero-sum love triangle is really uncomfortable. "Who's going to win the girl/boy/enby?" is bizarrely adversarial. And it's creepy! You can't "win" or "steal" someone's affections. Both because people are not objects, and because everything I know about human beings suggests to me that love flat out doesn't even work like that. It is, astonishingly, not all that hard to love more than one person. That's why love triangles even exist! If A didn't have feelings for both B and C, there'd be no reason for B and C to be fighting!
But if you accept that people can love more than one person - which oughtn't be hard, since it is literally the foundation of all love triangles; and that there's no reason why a relationship must be a pair, which is a pretty easy extension ... all of those perverse incentives for B and C to fight vanish like smoke.
And so, because love isn't a zero-sum game, because there doesn't have to be a 'loser', not really ... I don't see why Faust's solution doesn't happen more. Faust doesn't like Beepatrice! But she acknowledges that Beeps has feelings that are as valid and as meaningful as her own, and that Lyle reciprocates them; and so her only option is to try to negotiate. To treat Beeps and Lyle as adults and actually talk to them like they are people. To find a way for all of them to be happy.
She's, um, not good at it. That's okay, though. She's making an attempt, flawed as it is. She's trying.
Frankly, I would much rather read a story about "Okay, is it possible for all of us to be happy together? And if so, how?" than yet another story about "Who wins the girl/boy/enby and who gets to be sad and alone forever?"
One of those stories is about being people together, about communication, about understandings and misunderstandings. About love.
The other is about treating people like objects, romance like violence, and love like it should be hoarded jealously rather than shared.
I really don't get mainstream romantic fiction! It's honestly low-key terrifying.
In Lyle's defense, I think this is a bit more Sally's fault.You know, if you saw this coming, you could have, I don't know, talked to her about your relationship, Lyle?
Just saying.
Letting things like this fester is how you end up with your childhood friend becoming a Lich so she can kill you and resurrect you as a skeleton.
Poor communication kills and then rises from the grave, deathless and immortal, to strike terror into the hearts of the living and I think this metaphor went off the rails a bit never mind.
Faust is not my favorite mad scientist but she's in the top three, just from chapter one. She has this wonderfully distinct style - very matter-of-fact, very why-are-you-people-screaming-the-numbers-back-me-up ... with the occasional giddy, giggly fit.
Blackberry is...not my favorite character.Looking at the saddle that Blackberry was wearing, it was pretty obvious to me it was some kind of sex thing. There were too many grips, straps, and contours for it to be comfortable on an actual ride across terrain. But I didn't know if she knew that. I wasn't a hundred percent certain she knew what sex was, actually. I was mostly sure she did. But only mostly. Not that I was some well versed hedonist, but comparatively I might as well be a seasoned succubus. I didn't want her to start crying if I asked to ride her saddle, or if I tried pushing for a potentially more comfortable bareback. There was also the risk that traditional horse stuff was straight up obnoxiously sexual or just plain rude in her eyes, as though she'd asked me to strip naked so she could check me over for ticks, since monkeys do that, and aren't you sort of a monkey? No, I am not.
The MGE universe, as ever, raises an awful lot of questions!I was also sort of curious how she got dressed. She appeared to be wearing stockings, and definitely had floral anklets on, but how did she reach? If she bent at the waist, her arms would probably still be a six inches to a foot away from the ground, unless she was flexible, but even then, she's still probably two feet away from her front hooves, horizontally. Maybe she could put one hoof forward at a time, and with some time and finagling, get those stockings on without ripping them all by herself… But there was no way she could slide those anklets onto her back hooves. What was going on there? Maybe I'm overthinking it. Faust could have helped her. Maybe it's just magic clothes you can wish on and off. Maybe she's an engineer, and has an elaborate toolset she's built that allows her to live an even more full life than us two footed folks.
You know, Lyle isn't really bad at this 'romance' business so far...maybe things would've worked out better, if it weren't for the antipathy between Sally and Beeps."Mwah!" She said, rolling her eyes, "Mwah!" Oh, Faust, you though I was only acting? Well, then you're in for a surprise. I leaned in, meeting her lips with mine before she knew what was happening.
"Yesss…" I heard from ahead, but I was more concerned with the sharp intake of breath from Faust, and the eagerness with which she responded to my kiss. My first kiss with my oldest friend was surprisingly tender, for all that she had been aggressively pursuing me. Though my connection with Beepatrice had been pleasurable, this was something different, emotional, complicated. I felt the hesitation, as I leaned in, and she took a moment to lean back, tasted her uncertainty, her nervousness, in the way her tongue would pause, as she was considering what to do with it next. Her passion was evident too, in the way she grasped at me, her hands running along my back, clawing, trying to pull me further and further into her embrace, as I used my body to keep us steady and safe. I spared a single hand to run through her short, loosely curly, greyish black hair, and her eyes shot open, filled with delight.
K's love of puns doesn't get as much play as you'd think here. Even so, honestly Lyle, you should really know better."Oh? You 'saw some wood you just had to grab'? And you say it 'took a little work to do it right'?" She asked, her voice and inflection turning my perfectly innocent sentences into something else, "I understand completely, believe me. 'Stoking the fire' was a very important part of village life, for me. Perhaps, it was even my favorite part, rather, my second favorite. My times with you, Lyle, are by far my best memories." Um, can we not talk about this please? I really don't need this information.
...wait a sec. Waaaaaaaaaaaaait a sec. There's something very suspicious about this..."Faust, I will talk to her, you have my word. I agree this isn't right, okay?" Faust was shaking, but she didn't interject. "I love you, Sally. She can't treat you this way. I won't allow it. But trying to take your revenge out on her is exactly what she wants. She has standing orders to defend herself, I won't change them, even for you, and if she's feeling vindictive, she'll make you like it. She had a weekly fight going with one of those poor Minotaurs for a while there, just toying with her, before the love-sick girl finally found herself a husband, and by the time she did, the only difference between her and a Holstaur was their coloration. Is that what you want for yourself?"
If I didn't know any better, I'd say Lyle was a little jealous!I was suddenly much more sympathetic to Faust's position. Even as I watched Beeps, using only her fingers, quickly and efficiently carve more and more detail into a statue of the two of us "beeping" each other's noses, I recalled my own efforts in woodcarving one year in my younger days, which had been passed out as gifts to friends and family. Each piece took days, between the failed attempts, careful planning, and scaling anxiety as each one moved towards completion, knowing as I did from repetitive experience that a single mistake would mean starting again. To see Beeps so casually disregarding human limits was irksome even years between our efforts and without direct competition. I couldn't imagine the frustration of having her focusing that frightening efficiency on specifically outdoing me in the moments after my own work.
Don't mind me, just picking this out for my theory later. No big deal~"Yes! Yes-yes-yes! I can't believe how lucky we are! Now that Faust has finally, finally, admitted defeat, we can be together forever, Lyle! Forever! I can finally train her up to be a decent second wife for you, and together we can help the others! Her efforts so far are sadly inadequate, but there's passion there, Lyle. I think I can make something of her, really! I doubted for so long, but I think I really can!"
I blinked, then blinked again. Huh. From her perspective that almost makes sense. She's devoted her life to being the best… wife, I guess, for me that she can. Everything that Faust is and does that isn't like Beeps, isn't up to her impossible standards, was a failure, in that mindset, because if it weren't that would have to mean that Beeps wasn't doing her best as my wife. That would be unacceptable, in her eyes. So too, would be leaving Faust as she is. The 'best wife' couldn't allow a sub-optimal second wife, or she wouldn't be doing her 'best'. That puts that statue in a new light. Untangling that was going to be a mess.
Hey Beeps, how come you're allowed to have two Masters?Steam shot out of Beeps at an alarming rate as her face flushed bright red. "T-t-two? Two… Master? Masters? I-I- I can't…" Oh, you like that, do you? Maybe her 'punishment' won't be too hard on her after all. I was starting to worry about that, given that she seems unwell.
This is depressingly familiar. Hopefully these dorks can start communicating better soon!"-and Lyle, do you remember when I told you that that dirty kitchen knife did not possess, and here I quote, 'the soul of the sword of a hero'?" In my defense, it did have jewels in the handle. Fake ones, it turned out, but I was like seven years old. "I was right then, as well, Lyle. You really should listen to me more. I am only trying to help you."
I turned and looked at Faust, as she scoured her brain for another example. "You're right, Faust, I really should listen to you more." After all, this whole harem thing was your brain-child, and look how smoothly it's turning out.
She frowned. "You always say that, Lyle, but you never change your behavior." Technically, since you changed your name, I've never actually said that before.
I put on my best empty-eyed expression, "Wow, Faust, you're right. I guess I must just be too dumb to know when you're being smarter than me. Can you ever forgive me?" I used my tongue to push a large glob of saliva down my chin, intentionally drooling on myself. I had started out sincerely trying to apologize, and she sincerely accepting, but somewhere along the line we wound up back here again. Like always.
I mean, Beeps would probably enjoy sharing some of her saliva with you. Wanna suck on Lyle's finger, Beeps~?Beepatrice reached out and wiped my chin with her hand. …Then stuck the saliva in her mouth. Faust had the gall to look jealous. Maybe this tactic doesn't work on girls you've kissed? Or monsters in general? It certainly used to. Does that mean I can't lick things to mark them as mine anymore, either? I hadn't done that since I was very young, but the potential loss of the option made me regret wasting it while it still might have worked.
"Anyway," I said, artfully ignoring the women lusting over what amounted to my spit, "Blackberry should be able fit inside now," and I'd covered up some of the lustier statues along the path there with Beeps' assistance, "so we should be good to head that way."
There is something interesting in how Blackberry processes this. In that whole...'impure desire for pure things' sense. I dunno how much I wanna go into it right now, though."Hello, husband." The word husband, yet again, dripping with desire. It was honestly unnerving to be wanted that badly by someone who was otherwise kind of harmless-seeming. "Why did you stop? You two are cute together."
...you know. I think you should remember this for later, K. I can't totally say why here, but I think this could absolutely be used well in a future scene in the sequel.Beepatrice had started for the pool right away, abandoning me to my fate, and was already getting out the soap, and beginning to heat the water with her body. Actually, given that she steams when she's embarrassed and, apparently, aroused… what have I been bathing in all my life? No, no, we're not thinking about that. I'm in enough trouble already.
Lyle is...shockingly innocent, to not have any inkling about it. (Then again, if he did have an inkling...that'd be pretty bad, given how it might go. Actually being in a relationship with Beeps would not go well, and I'm sure Beeps knows it too...Beepatrice followed me through the water, gently cleaning me as I moved towards Faust, and for the first time in my life, I found the situation quite distracting. We'd been doing this for years now, her washing me, ever since my parents moved on, and only now did I even stop to consider how strange it was. It was funny how the past few days had completely recontextualized our entire relationship. Heh. Maybe, more like reconsexualized. Hehehe.
🖤The next few moments were torture, as I lost the ability to move, overcome by her passion as she ran her arms, and even her legs, across my bare flesh. I don't understand. Couldn't she see how much I wanted her? How much I needed her? Why was she so cruel? How could she do this to me?! I writhed under her attentions, able to keep silent only due to the possible threat of drowning. I needed more. I needed more! What could I do to-
"I love you, Faust!" I shouted. She let out a loud moan, pulled me close and dragged me under the water.
It was everything.
The sensations were so much more intense when you really screamed it. When you really meant it. Faust herself almost disappeared underneath Phantom Faust, this delightful girl who only wanted what was best for me. How could I never have seen how perfect this was? I was so incurably stupid. So lucky she was here to do the thinking for me.
...remember this for later. There's a character we're going to see in a couple of chapters who makes it relevant, honestly.I didn't want to look into a mirror one day and see that crazed gleam they all shared had taken root behind even my eyes, to find that I liked the look of it living in there. If I had glanced into the water, a few short minutes ago, instead of at Faust, at Beeps, would I have seen that madness laughing back at me? I was afraid of the answer. If so, was I already lost? If not, how much further was there to fall? ...How would it feel?
As much as I wanted to go back in there right now and show Blackberry just what the rising tide of bubbles had apparently mostly hidden from her, teach her what it was that made people make those sounds, I didn't want the results of that choice, and the choices that would follow.
So, then, what did I want? Rather, what did I want to want?
I think I mentioned it before, but it bears repeating. This was...unavoidable. Sally could hold herself back only so long, so instead she chose to fall in a way that suited her. It's certainly an immense act of will, to be able to do this, something that speaks to Sally's depths - not only of love, but of character."Lyle."
"Hey, Faust." She sat down next to me, placed her hand on my knee, but I didn't look away from the fire.
"Lyle, I'm sorry."
"Don't apologize, Faust. I was the one who lost control of myself." Left unsaid was that she hadn't. That she had gotten exactly what she wanted, what she hoped and planned for, that her apology was disingenuous. Her hand left my knee. Unsaid, perhaps, but not unheard.
"Lyle, I-"
I breathed out, heavily. "No, Faust, I'm sorry. That was cruel of me. I knew what I was getting into, and made my choice to stay." I grabbed her hand, still looking into the fire, and put it back on my knee. She left it there when I let go again. "I just wish you had talked to me, before all of this. You might have had to really hammer it in, but I'd have listened to you, you know? By the time we met in that clearing, I had no real choices left. You must have known I would have to go with you. I don't appreciate being manipulated like that."
"You… you could have fled, could have turned me in, Lyle, you were not without options." She didn't sound like she believed it even as she said the words herself, or perhaps she only hoped it weren't true.
I laughed, a short, bitter thing. "Turn you in? And see see them burn you alive? Stand back and watch? Faust, even without your... demonic energy, they'd have had to burn me first. An option, sure, but not really a choice at all. And run? Maybe, but where would I stop? Would you honestly have left me be?"
She didn't answer, but we both knew she would not have.
"…It wasn't that simple, you know?" She asked, vulnerable. "By the time I realized what was happening to me, that my desires for you, with no outlet, had crossed a line, I was already on the journey to monsterization. Not far along, true, I knew the signs, but even that first step, invisible to humans, is like a burning beacon to Mamono." She looked out at some point in the distance, smiling faintly. "There are some just over there, in fact. Miles from them, I can still tell where they are exactly. Even if I had marshalled myself, and gone no further, I'd have only called down a Succubus on our heads, or a Werewolf, or any number of things. They would have come for me eventually."
I looked at her, surprised at her words, and saddened, too. It was clear to me that she was really hurting, and I ended up moving closer, putting my arm around her, despite my own foul mood.
"And the next morning, every moment we spent together, I felt this… this itch. Of course, where you'd expect," she gestured to her lower body, "but… also, in three places at my lower back, near the base of the spine, and here as well, on either side of my head." She put her hands to the places that horns had been on any Lesser Succubus I'd seen. "It was horrible. I'd seen what those giggling trollops would do to those they claimed to 'love'. Hedonists. But… I knew that if it was with you, Lyle, I would joyfully do the same, and that knowledge horrified me, yes, but it aroused me even more."
She closed her eyes, gathering herself, and continued. "I'd been learning magic; you see? Far beyond what I already knew. I have an immense, natural talent for it. Nymphomancy, Eromancy. I wanted to prove to you I could be worth your time. I wanted you to want me, to choose me. Your robot could not compete with me in the fields of magecraft, for all her other gifts. There, I could not only outdo her, but outshine her like the sun to a flickering candle. A simple pleasure spell, barely a whisper of my power," she touched her finger to my chest, and a warm thrill ran though me, gone in an instant, as her finger withdrew, "with your permission, would have been all I needed to kickstart the right thoughts in your thick, stupid, beautiful, brilliant head. But, I had to practice the spells somehow, and… well… I think they're designed for that, truthfully. To take you to that place, if you have no one to share them with."
I held her close to me, as she leaned in, rubbing my hand on her back, consolingly. I made sure to keep her cloak firmly closed, all the same.
"And so, in the middle of the night, I went to Blackberry for help once more. A Lich, with her soul properly secured away, has a great deal more control over herself than the average Succubus, than, indeed, the average Mamono, and, once I was aware of the option, as you rightly said, it was no choice at all. So I began to study Necromancy, and shortly after, 'fell ill'. It was a long process, but with another outlet for the dark energy, I slowed my transformation long enough to get it done. And then, I 'died'."
"I'm so, so sorry, Sally." I said, squeezing her tighter.
"And I, too, am sorry, Lyle, and what a sorry pair we make."
Despite our closeness, and how our relationship had changed, there was nothing sexual about the way I held her as she cried.
Somehow I suspect it didn't end this way in Blackberry's romance novels. (Because it does feel like she has that particular vision of romance, doesn't she...?)"Dear husband," she turned to face me, and she wasn't quite shouting, but her voice was projecting, as though we were on stage, and perhaps, in her heart, we were, "if thy mouth's own skill with words is any forecast of the joys that it can visit upon mine body, then truly our union is blessed, and I will protest no longer!" She grabbed me up, without further warning, and I embraced her in return, as she brought my face level with her own, her eyes filled with tears, and snot running down her face. Ew, but… awwww.
"Dear wife," she actually sobbed, as I brought our faces closer together, "I offer you the barest taste of our eternity." Our lips touched…
And she dropped me.
...there's a lot to unpack here!Faust had been woken when it was time to eat, mostly for social reasons. She'd been fed earlier, after all. She still sipped at her soup, for the flavor, but left most of it to Blackberry and me. She had much less patience for Blackberry's stories than I did, but she'd likely heard them before, too, perhaps many times. She was reading a book she'd brought out from the cave, the firelight apparently enough for her eyes to see by. Her reaction to Beepatrice being in my place when she awoke had been rather cute.
"Oh, Lyle… you're all curvy~" she'd said, rubbing her hands all over Beeps, as she groggily came to unlife, "I think I like it~"
"Desist."
That was when she fell of the rock. I tried very hard not to laugh, but I failed, and I paid for it as she chucked the loamy dirt at me, from her position on the ground.
The terrifying power of Lyle's sense of humor..."So, you want me to embarrass you… for science?" Faust's eyes widened, "because I'm totally alright with that. Maybe that can be the subject of our next family story time." Blackberry let out a small squeal when I said 'family story time'. I guess she was happy with how I'd handled it so far.
Faust seemed less pleased with the idea, though. "Lyle no."
Lyle yes. Taking the power back, one embarrassing memory at a time. I'll have to start working on my delivery. I just smiled at her, innocently. She shuddered.
So, how much of Beeps' training and/or programming as a super fighting gynoid involved comedy routines, anyway?"…Beeps?" After a few moments, the blanket settled down on us perfectly, on the first try. Sometimes I wondered what she thought of us, fumbling around helplessly.
"Thanks, Beeps."
"Goodnight."
"Night."
Faust seemed a little grumpy about Beepatrice's help, but I snuggled up against her a little tighter, clothes still covering both our bodies, and that seemed to be all the distraction she needed, a small, silly grin spreading over her face as she looked at me next to her.
"Goodnight Beepatrice, goodnight Faust, goodnight Lyle." Oh boy.
Faust smiled, though. "Goodnight Blackberry, goodnight Beepatrice, goodnight Lyle."
"Goodnight girls." Faust frowned, and poked me in the stomach. "Ow. …Goodnight Faust, goodnight Blackberry, goodnight Beepatrice."
"Goodnight." Thank God for you, Beeps. Brevity is the soul of-
"Goodnight." Oh lord. Why Beeps?
"Goodnight."
Do you not see the appeal, Lyle?"It's fine. Now hush, my sweet, I am speaking to my nemesis." The word nemesis was said with a delight not befitting my understanding of its definition.
Huh."I am actually one of the founding Mamono involved in Morningwood, technically. Now that I am a Mamono, anyway. I was responsible for suggesting the idea to Twinkle Star back before its founding. She came upon me disposing of some of my failed creations in the woods, back when I was putting my efforts towards impressing you with gifts of all manner of shape. The sincerity of their creation made them succulent to her, for she is a Leanan Sidhe, a devourer of art. There was not much art to be had in the forest, she was starving, but quite friendly, and so I suggested to her this plan. 'Go forth and find the artists among the Mamono, gather them together to hone their craft, and consume their best works as tithe for your efforts in organizing them.' What began as a small cabal of artists rapidly grew into a powerful city-state, and so my chance encounter created a Queen."