Capitalism ho! Let's Read Kengan Asura

Chapter 90 - Attack
Chapter 90 starts hot on the heels of the last one, as Sayaka stirs up the audience's energy between matches by hyping up the one they just watched. What speed, she says, such speed that nobody's quite sure what happened! So quick she didn't even see the blow that ended it.

Then, a bit more subdued, she expresses a more quiet sort of awe at just how good Mikazuchi is. It's the single most dominant display of prowess in the whole tournament so far. And the guy who gets to fight him next is sat right next to her. When she points out to him that he's going to have a heck of a time with it in the second round, Saw Paing agrees, fist tensed and shaking with veins standing out. Yeah, he'll be tough alright.

So obviously he screams at the top of his lungs about how fucking hyped he is. As if you expected anything else.


Saw Paing isn't the least bit worried. He's very much a shonen boy in the grand tradition of fight-loving morons like Goku and Luffy, albeit with a much cannier understanding of the nuances of combat than either of them ever really demonstrate. This kind of display isn't going to intimidate him, or cut the legs out from under his drive.

Nezu isn't so lucky.

We cut to one of the empty service corridors beyond the arena entrances, where the punk is slumped limply against one of the bare, concrete walls. His pompadour stands as erect as ever, but nothing else about him is. Across from him stands the Honald costume, completely silent, in a way that suggests to me that its occupant is wracking their brains for anything to say. Anything that might help. Nezu ends up speaking first. This was supposed to be his last goodbye, to the land of dreams…before it gets bought out by Toyo.


Oh, honey, no. Disney hasn't been about free expression and love in a long time, if it ever really was at all. Though I guess disney isn't actually the best comparison, is it? TDL isn't an arm of a vast, international media empire, it's a single chain of amusement parks. A successful one, you don't get that high up the Kengan Rankings without having serious clout, but not the same at all. There's no way in hell Disney is getting bought out by a fucking power company.

The view inside the suit is very good, though, and oddly appropriate. On the one hand yes, it's obviously incredibly goofy, there's no denying that. But at the same time it also kind of drives home how much this actually meant to him? Like, that's not comfortable at all, it's clearly a huge strain for him. And yet his smile still seems genuine to me. He's so deliriously happy to be living a dream, in his beloved land of them.

For a manga that was putting so much into framing Nezu as a massive, unpleasant weirdo, in these pages it's suddenly showing a lot of respect for the heartfelt emotions driving him.

Speaking off, going into the next page he continues the introspection, clarifying that he was fighting more for the heart of his blorbo than anything else. He wanted people to remember Mockey for the ideals he loved in the character, so there in that Arena he'd…"end the dream." I'll be honest, I'm still not sure what he actually means by that, or how it follows. The TDL brand will live on in all likelihood and people will engage with it as they always have, regardless of what goes on in this tournament. People will keep buying Mockey themed lunchboxes and shit. I understand that the whole thing meant much more to Nezu personally, but it's not clear here what shape that really took in his heart. Probably a consequence of getting so little time on screen to process these feelings, which is a shame.

Anyway, he starts beating himself up over it, musing on how ridiculous it is to think he could win with such a pessimistic mindset, until he's interrupted by Honald decapitating themself. Out of the costume steps another punk, this one a young blonde woman in a sarashi, bellowing how Tochigi's thugs are the best in the world. Whatever that means. She's introduced as Takemaru Miki, the "second head of Mermaid", which I assume is another gang Nezu's group absorbed? It's not clear, this page is basically all the screentime she gets aside from that one appearance before the second bracket started. Anyway, she declares that she'll follow him all her life, and when Nezu disbelievingly asks if she'll start over with him, her confirmation is loud and effusive.

I guess the Soldier of Dreams is turning out to be another Warrior of Love after all? This certainly feels like a confession of some kind.

Anyway, I wonder how his employer is doing.


'Not Well' is the answer, lol.

Yeah, whatever shenanigans he's been pulling in the background trying to cultivate connections with "them", whoever that is, he fully expects that it has Hayami on his tail. I'm not sure why, specifically, it's not like he had the sort of very explicit agreement Ajiro Fisheries did that he's actively reneged on. He just failed to win the fight. For all his thuggish behaviour, Hayami did manage to accrue a large and loyal following, which I can't imagine would happen if he sics assassins on anyone who fails in any way. And it can't be the "them" connection, since he very specifically seems to believe it's displeasing Hayami that's causing the risk to his life, and in a very immediate way. Very strange.

Anyway, he tells the two men who're presumably already on his payroll that he'll pay them anything to protect him with their lives. They don't respond, but they don't get a chance to anyway. Mr Buttchin is informed by a lurking shadow that such measures won't be necessary, before ball-bearings slam into the upper lip of both his bodyguards, knocking them out instantly.



Oh hey, look who's decided to show his face in the Kengan Dome. He doesn't deny it either, just humming merrily as he tells Buttchin not to resist like Mr Ajiro did, which I guess confirms what happened there. Then there's a loud scream, a banging noise, and silence. Kaburagi's here as the cleanup man, one supposes. He might be a mediocre fighter, but a fighter all the same. A fair choice to deal with CEOs away from their own Martial Artists For Hire.

Then we cut to another corridor and-



Sigh.

Okay, so Rei and Rino have done a lot of snuggling onscreen and I've found it broadly cute. It's been intimate, in a very casual way.

This scene begins with Rei's entire face stuffed between Rino's tits as she she coos at him over how proud she is that he kept his promise and he wordlessly grunts. This feels over the line. Gratuitous, in a way that strikes me as infantilising and faintly pathetic.

Not to suggest that this manga couldn't benefit from more women in positions of dominance over men, it absolutely could, but when it's done like this it feels like an extension of that old tired line of bullshit about women being seductive harpies who by nature manipulate the poor helpless male with their alluring bodies.

I don't even hate the idea of the scene really? Rei's background in assassination and very likely poor socialisation would lend itself to being near incapacitated by honest, genuine expressions of pride and affection. He's clearly not used to being in love, or coping with the emotions that come with it. Just…the way he's hunched over, right in her chest, grunting like a dog is offputting. Hell, just put him in the same lap-pillow position he's been during most of the first round's commentary! Or just cuddling normally, maybe with a few monosyllabic answers and the odd "I love you." There's so many ways to get a good, interesting emotional impact from this without being so fucking overpoweringly weird about it.

And then the scene has to go and lean even further on my freshly poor mood by having Kure fucking Raian turn up and start smacktalking. I'm at least thankful he doesn't comment on Rei's relationship with Rino, as doubtlessly toxic as his opinions on the matter are. No, he's more interested in talking about how the Raishin Style actually has a history with the Kure, meeting them on the field of battle often in the past, and how disappointed he is that this last fight is all the lightning fist has.

My guy, were you fucking watching the same fight? Rei looked a damn sight more impressive than you did in your showing. If I were feeling generous, I'd suggest that Raian is thinking of this in terms of efficiency as an admission of weakness, that if the Raishin Style were stronger Rei would have felt confident enough to toy with his opponent and express his dominance in a way that vibes more strongly with Raian's values. But I'm not, so fuck him.

And then the scene has to go and make my mood even worse by validating the juvenile little scrote, as Rei asks Rino to forgive him, but he has to break his promise because he can't beat this guy without killing him. Which would be pretty cool if it were being directed at a character I had half an ounce of respect for.

Bullshit, frankly, you'd fold him like a tea towel Rei. Raian has no answer to anything you're capable of.

We get one more two-panel spread of Raian smacktalking and the chapter, and volume, ends.



Well, this chapter was kind of limp. The first bit had some strong ideas, starting with great reinforcement of Saw Paing's characterisation and then moving on to a surprisingly genuine presentation of Nezu's despair. But that's also where it started failing, since the ideas at play there are kind of let down by how little there really is to Nezu's presence in the story. He's been an active participant for three chapters, two of which he mostly spent as a joke. There simply isn't enough material here to properly sell an emotional conflict. I appreciate the attempt in the end, there's enough of a basic level of respect for Nezu as a character to portray his emotions with clarity and empathy in the few pages he does get, but I can't say it really lands for me.

I can say that the broad tactic of revealing the biggest emotional gutpunches after the relevant character has already lost, after foreshadowing them previously, is looking like a consistent tactic now. I think it worked better for Karo though, since he got more respect prior to that moment, and even then that match was lacking. I don't think it's a bad tactic so much as Kengan is, so far, failing to build proper support around it.

And then the last stretch starts bad and gets rapidly worse as shitface mcgee decides he needs more screentime. What more need be said.

Anyway, before I sign off until next time, how about a palate cleanser? There's an extra chapter following this one, involving a lot of content with Hanfusa in the infirmary, but it's pretty purely a comedy chapter. Going over it, even in my freewheeling style, would just sap all the jokes of their energy. So I encourage you to go and read it yourself. But, it is followed by a couple of pages of Yonkoma strips, a few of which I'll share since they're very fun.


I guess every centimetre counts when you've only got a hundred and fifty of them to go around. And don't worry Byo, I'm sure your student is very fulfilled.


Return of the Toxic Femboys, and finally somebody actually says it. Misasa, you're a real one.

See you all next time, for the leadup into match 11, where Rihito will finally get to make his move.
 
Anyway, he starts beating himself up over it, musing on how ridiculous it is to think he could win with such a pessimistic mindset, until he's interrupted by Honald decapitating themself. Out of the costume steps another punk, this one a young blonde woman in a sarashi, bellowing how Tochigi's thugs are the best in the world. Whatever that means. She's introduced as Takemaru Miki, the "second head of Mermaid", which I assume is another gang Nezu's group absorbed? It's not clear, this page is basically all the screentime she gets aside from that one appearance before the second bracket started. Anyway, she declares that she'll follow him all her life, and when Nezu disbelievingly asks if she'll start over with him, her confirmation is loud and effusive.

I guess the Soldier of Dreams is turning out to be another Warrior of Love after all? This certainly feels like a confession of some kind.

Just as a note on this, and I'm gonna spoil the shit out of it because it's only mentioned in a single panel in Omega and they have no more screentime until then: Nezu and Miki end up having a kid together. It's cute.

I guess every centimetre counts when you've only got a hundred and fifty of them to go around.

I can confirm that short folk tend to get very competitive over who is the least short of the bunch.

Don't, don't ask why I know this. Shut up. Go away.
 
We do have to wonder: would Nezu have been in any better form if he hadn't spent the last few hours cramped up inside a costume half his height? Because, like, man, that can't be good for you.
 
Saw Paing isn't the least bit worried. He's very much a shonen boy in the grand tradition of fight-loving morons like Goku and Luffy, albeit with a much cannier understanding of the nuances of combat than either of them ever really demonstrate.
I don't think that's entirely fair. Goku, at least, understands the nuances of combat, limited only by the author's knowledge and the fact that Dragon Ball is a gag manga that accidentally mutated into epic battle fantasy. If Saw and Goku were written by the same author for the same story...I mean, the results would obviously depend a lot on what the author wanted...
I forget what my point was.

Out of the costume steps another punk, this one a young blonde woman in a sarashi, bellowing how Tochigi's thugs are the best in the world. Whatever that means. She's introduced as Takemaru Miki, the "second head of Mermaid", which I assume is another gang Nezu's group absorbed? It's not clear, this page is basically all the screentime she gets aside from that one appearance before the second bracket started. Anyway, she declares that she'll follow him all her life, and when Nezu disbelievingly asks if she'll start over with him, her confirmation is loud and effusive.

I guess the Soldier of Dreams is turning out to be another Warrior of Love after all? This certainly feels like a confession of some kind.
It feels like the author wanted to give Nezu a consolation prize to make up for his humiliating defeat, so that his ending can be bittersweet and not just shameful. And that consolation prize is a punk girl in a mascot costume who wants to marry him.

Normally, I'd complain about the amatonormativity/heteronormativity/etc of this plot point, but the fact that this female character is introduced as basically just a last-minute prize for Nezu kinda trumps that. It's another example of Kengan Asura being kinda shitty about women.

Yeah, whatever shenanigans he's been pulling in the background trying to cultivate connections with "them", whoever that is, he fully expects that it has Hayami on his tail. I'm not sure why, specifically, it's not like he had the sort of very explicit agreement Ajiro Fisheries did that he's actively reneged on. He just failed to win the fight. For all his thuggish behaviour, Hayami did manage to accrue a large and loyal following, which I can't imagine would happen if he sics assassins on anyone who fails in any way. And it can't be the "them" connection, since he very specifically seems to believe it's displeasing Hayami that's causing the risk to his life, and in a very immediate way. Very strange.
This seems to tie into something I've been thinking about but haven't had a good chance to articulate. Kengan Asura treats CEOs and corporations as if they're one and the same.

The most obvious is probably the bit where Nogi started the tournament, so his corporation will be dissolved if he loses. This is absurd! It's framed like it's supposed to be an incentive not to call this kind of tournament frivolously, but by real-world logic, dissolving the Nogi Group would have at least as bad an impact on everyone else as it would on Nogi himself. He's Richie Rich rich, he'll be fine. On the other hand...randomly liquidating one of the most influential corporations in Japan? Some corporations and billionaires (possibly including Nogi) will be able to purchase its assets below market value, but other than that, the consequences would be chaos and confusion.
(Aside: I actually read about how US bankruptcy law works for class the other day. I know Japanese law is different, but I don't think it's different enough for a multibillion-yen corporation to dissolve itself without the consent of shareholders, creditors, and possibly the bankruptcy court.)

This only makes sense if CEOs and corporations are equivalent. Dissolving the Nogi Group would mean taking away what makes Nogi Hideki, Nogi Hideki. And by the same "logic," annexing a lesser corporate entity means that that corporation is no longer needed, which means its CEO can be discarded. A bet for 10% of a major company's stock is plausible, even though (as the manga itself points out) even the largest corporations can't plausibly pull 588 billion yen out of their operations; it's just betting a bit of your personal assets. Of course the CEO of Penasonic has such a large share in his corporation that losing 10% of it wouldn't be a mortal wound to his fortune.

I could keep going on. Corporations run by talented businessmen are frequently named after them. The success of Under Mount is attributed to the vision of its shadow CEO, not any of the people actually working there. CEOs are treated as absolute monarchs over their corporations, not having to answer to the shareholders or Board and avoiding any internal politics. CEOs make decisions that could have material effects on their business's future (and the shareholders' willingness to keep him as CEO, if shareholders existed) based on personal whim. Every CEO leaving on a brief vacation throws the Japanese economy into chaos so fast that Ayn Rand told him he was being unrealistic.

And of course, corporations and CEOs are used to characterize each other. Weak-willed CEOs run weak businesses. The corporations with shady tactics are run by shade businessmen. Dainippon Bank is as economically imposing as Metsudo Katahara is personally imposing, despite his frail appearance. Suoh Steelworks and its unfortunate CEO are tied at the hip. The company that manufactures weapons is run by a crazed warmonger (as opposed to an "eh, it's good for the 10-K" warmonger). Murder Music appeals to the youths, and has the youngest (and least formal) CEO of the bunch. The CEO of a bunch of sex-work-adjacent businesses must be a, pardon my language, "slut".

Speaking of which...

This scene begins with Rei's entire face stuffed between Rino's tits as she she coos at him over how proud she is that he kept his promise and he wordlessly grunts. This feels over the line. Gratuitous, in a way that strikes me as infantilising and faintly pathetic.

Not to suggest that this manga couldn't benefit from more women in positions of dominance over men, it absolutely could, but when it's done like this it feels like an extension of that old tired line of bullshit about women being seductive harpies who by nature manipulate the poor helpless male with their alluring bodies.
Most of the Rino/Rei scenes are sweet. This one is disrespectful to everyone involved. Rino is a succubus, Rei is a weak-willed fool that fell for her charms. Ew.

fucking Raian [...] is interested in talking about how the Raishin Style actually has a history with the Kure, meeting them on the field of battle often in the past, and how disappointed he is that this last fight is all the lightning fist has.

My guy, were you fucking watching the same fight? Rei looked a damn sight more impressive than you did in your showing. If I were feeling generous, I'd suggest that Raian is thinking of this in terms of efficiency as an admission of weakness, that if the Raishin Style were stronger Rei would have felt confident enough to toy with his opponent and express his dominance in a way that vibes more strongly with Raian's values. But I'm not, so fuck him.
I interpret it as Raian having no fuckin' clue what he's talking about. He's the dude who learned the Kure Clan's techniques and intentionally ignores them to show off his ability to overwhelm opponents with his raw power. It's like Julius's deal, except even simpler and less interesting, and it kinda works.

And then the scene has to go and make my mood even worse by validating the juvenile little scrote, as Rei asks Rino to forgive him, but he has to break his promise because he can't beat this guy without killing him.
Headcanon: Rei could beat anyone as strong as Raian without killing them, but Raian is such an insufferable asshole that he can't force himself to hold back.

Bullshit, frankly, you'd fold him like a tea towel Rei. Raian has no answer to anything you're capable of.
He didn't have any answer to what Robinson was capable of, either. Raian didn't let that stop him from winning!
 
Raian is so bad it's unreal. Julius does his entire gimmick better then he does and while he constantly talks shit and gets hyped up it feels totally unearned.

Especially as we get deeper into the tournament and all that hype just kind of fizzles. He's not weak sure, but he's not even cracking the top ten of the dudes here. Wakatsuki or Kanoh would just demolish him. The narrative hype given to him feels totally unearned and to some degree I think him talking shit he can't keep up with is intentionally to make him a heel but it ends up feeling kind of lame and he never really gets called on it.
 
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Even in his own bracket Raihan can't do shit. Wakatsuki alone would break him in half like a twig. Sekibayashi would read and manipulate him with no problem. Muteba would show him what a real merc is like. And Julius would barely notice him
 
Even in his own bracket Raihan can't do shit. Wakatsuki alone would break him in half like a twig. Sekibayashi would read and manipulate him with no problem. Muteba would show him what a real merc is like. And Julius would barely notice him
No bro come on you don't understand that Raian hasn't used his TECHNIQUES yet bro, Techniques Raian could beat all of the competitors together, he just has to use his techniques and he's the best, dude trust me
 
Even in his own bracket Raihan can't do shit. Wakatsuki alone would break him in half like a twig. Sekibayashi would read and manipulate him with no problem. Muteba would show him what a real merc is like. And Julius would barely notice him
A fight where Sekibayashi did his combat mentor thing to Raian would be so fun. You know, take some hits, show the weaknesses in his approach to combat, force him to either become a better version of himself or suffer a humiliating one-sided beatdown. I'd read a fanfic about that.
 
In some ways, I feel like Raian honestly makes the whole Kure clan look weak as hell. If the very strongest of them, the one sent to represent them in the greatest tournament, is this thug with literally zero actual technique who also doesn't really seem to be top tier in raw strength... what does that say about the Kure as a whole?
 
No bro come on you don't understand that Raian hasn't used his TECHNIQUES yet bro, Techniques Raian could beat all of the competitors together, he just has to use his techniques and he's the best, dude trust me
As much as I'd like to agree, Kengan Omega has shown that he is actually a completely different beast when fighting seriously. It ain't fair, but life ain't fair. (To be fair, two years of training with a peer probably helped.)
 
No bro come on you don't understand that Raian hasn't used his TECHNIQUES yet bro, Techniques Raian could beat all of the competitors together, he just has to use his techniques and he's the best, dude trust me

Y'know, this actually annoys me in-story (not you, you're fine, don't worry) because Omega actually has a moment where that happens, and for that short moment Raian is actually cool as shit? He comes in, bursts into a combo of specialized techniques that completely and totally fuck up the guy in front of him, making no edgelord remarks or taking hits or anything. Just a really skilled fighter and assassin doing his actual job with the demeanor of a professional. It makes his actual character so much more grating when you see how good and threatening he can actually be when he's not a fuckboy.

Then he immediately falls back into edgelord mode to finish the guy off and never does that again. In fact he recently took a big loss offscreen and is now sulking somewhere else.
 
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No bro come on you don't understand that Raian hasn't used his TECHNIQUES yet bro, Techniques Raian could beat all of the competitors together, he just has to use his techniques and he's the best, dude trust me
Ah yes, the Kure Style, with such amazing techniques as "my bones aren't broken because I said so, even though you clearly saw them get broken", "I dash past you while making a spiraling motion with my hands, and then your neck is broken for some reason", "I do something off-panel that causes your heart to somehow explode", and most devastating of all, "regular punches and kicks".

I'm not someone who cares hugely about powerscaling, but Raian's prowess really is strange, both with and without techniques. He sorta just has as much raw stats as he needs to have at any given time. How much he'll struggle against a given opponent feels almost random.
 
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Don't forget Serious Gilgamesh, Healthy Malenia and Gohan-That-Trains-Dilligently. :V
 
Ah yes, the Kure Style, with such amazing techniques as "my bones aren't broken because I said so, even though you clearly saw them get broken", "I dash past you while making a spiraling motion with my hands, and then your neck is broken for some reason", "I do something off-panel that causes your heart to somehow explode", and most devastating of all, "regular punches and kicks".
Wait....Raian was punching and kicking regularly. That lying bitch! He's been using Kure techniques this whole time!!
 
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Ya really gonna sleep on Blackbeard (with Offscreen Haki)?
Didn't even mention Sukuna, User of the Offscreen Offscreen No MI (JJK Spoilers)

Also forgot to mention 2% King Engine, Bloodlusted Ben 10 (with Alien X), Prep Time Batgod, Planetary Voldermort, Doomslayer with obscure lore extrapolation, any SCP because battleboarders refuse to acknowledge the fact that just because someone made a tale where the gun that shoots puppies destroys the entire multiverse in a unique circumstance doesn't austomatically mean that every instance of said gun is multiversal.

Don't forget nutlusted Scrat.
 
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Didn't even mention Sukuna, User of the Offscreen Offscreen No MI (JJK Spoilers)

Also forgot to mention 2% King Engine, Bloodlusted Ben 10 (with Alien X), Prep Time Batgod, Planetary Voldermort, Doomslayer with obscure lore extrapolation, any SCP because battleboarders refuse to acknowledge the fact that just because someone made a tale where the gun that shoots puppies destroys the entire multiverse in a unique circumstance doesn't austomatically mean that every instance of said gun is multiversal.

Don't forget nutlusted Scrat.
Just sayin, but Jackie Chan juggling an antique vase on one hand and a baby on the other inside a ladder factory would solo all of them. Low dif too as long as he doesn't want no trouble.
 
Chapter 91+92 - Lance and Expert
Welcome back, Guys, Gals and Nonbinary pals, to the Kure Show, where not a second can go by without This Dipshit's Forkular Region getting lovingly tonguebathed.



And I tell you what it breaks my fucking heart, because this presentation speaks to my fucking soul. Raian keeps getting some of the best art in the series, which on the one hand is mounting evidence on the already stratospheric pile for his Writer's Pet status, but on the other is just such a waste.

Just to be clear, it's fine for writers to have favourites, inevitable even. My flagship OC is my precious daughter, and someday she will break gods over her knee. Just have some discretion about it, and remember that noone else thinks your OC is cool until you actually convince them to give a shit.

On a practical level this page does actually do something important, and that's set expectations. Rei is powerful, but he isn't going to steamroll the competition, there are actually other fighters who can cope with his speed. Especially now they're aware of it. I wish it had been literally anyone else to do it, but this moment isn't completely without merit.

The next page is a little bit of trashtalk, as Raian pulls out the "you think you can bring out my full power?" line, another trope that's usually something of a weakness of mine and completely falls flat here. Partly because the art makes him look so fucking ugly, like good lord. I realise it's leaning into selling his ugly attitude and Heel status, but fuck.

Anyway, before things can escalate the other Kure arrive, and Erioh whaps his grandson on the nose with a verbal rolled up newspaper. Like the level headed individual he is, Raian disbelievingly asks if they think they can stop him, and then has a shrieking tantrum that he doesn't care about winning this and they should just kill all the fighters and go home. Which is incredibly fucking funny when you realise he's not even in the top five fighters in the tournament, but Erioh has a different tack. Entirely unintimidated by Raian's assertion that he'll start with him if he gets in his way, Erioh tells Raian he'll regret it, and that before the tournament the Kure Clan received another contract from someone besides their present employer.

And we see Raian's second ever expression.


I wonder if this could be related to how Raian's sister is watching over the Yamashita residence. Also is it just me, or is Raian actually kind of cute when he's not gurning like a shithead? Look how big those eyes are.

Anyway, this is enough to bring the boy to heel, and he stalks off as Erioh apologises to Kurayoshi for any inconvenience his idiot grandson caused. She brushes it off, of course, and the two boys posture at each other like feral cats again, also of course. And in the first display of something resembling self awareness Raian has demonstrated so far, he clarifies that it's on the assumption Rei even makes it to the finals. After all, block C has "Him" in it.

Ah, Japanese media and its love of vague pronouns. That Man, a certain individual, the other mysterious power. Classic. But to whom could he be referring, I wonder.

What we can probably be sure of is that it's not the guy whose introduction begins on the next page, as Sayaka hypes up the return of the Superman. A warrior whose weapons are his fingers, strong enough to tear flesh and rend bone.



No, I'm still not calling him Lihito. Fuck off.​

Next page we return to the Peanut gallery, where Okubo is wearing his goofiest face as he tries to prod a completely checked out Ohma to reveal which of the ring girls is his favourite. Like, I am not overstating anything, Ohma's face is utterly blank. Right through Himuro revealing he's going to a mixer with several of the girls later, and Okubo gets shirty over it.

Kushida takes this as evidence Ohma is opening up to the moron brigade, even though the first signs of life he's shown this entire chapter are in the panel where Okubo has picked up Himuro and is about to yeet him down the corridor.

Hilariously, Akiyama notes that nobody is cheering for Rihito, and when Kaneda talks up how Rihito got everyone presently in the scene socialising, absolutely noone can seriously compliment him without adding a caveat. "I guess everyone's got at least one thing going for them," Kushida says, as Akiyama says she wouldn't go that far. Just, dunking all around, I love it.

And then for a nice change of pace, Mr Nogi turns up for the first time in like…fuck, thirty odd chapters or something. Everyone greets him pleasantly, and Akiyama asks where Hatsumi is. He was with Nogi actually, up until a minute ago, but he said he needed somewhere to concentrate and poofed.


Speaking of No Respect.​

And now, Sayaka begins to introduce Rihito's opponent. The Kure aren't the only assassins in this tournament. Wielding an Okinawan martial art called Kaiwan style, will this man's powerful armaments force the tournament into submission?



This guy's a traditional one alright, going hard on the Old Karate Master look. And when Rei makes his commentary, this time he isn't even snuggling with Kurayoshi, who looks honest to god concerned. The man onscreen now might be the most dangerous opponent in this entire block, Rei declares.

(To be clear, one block is half of a bracket. So the first four matches were Block A, and so on. We're currently in Block C, the one Rei is referring to.)

Back down in the Arena Rihito has immediately leapt into hyping the fight up. Let's do this, no hard feelings, yadda yadda. And that's the vibe with which Kuroki receives Rihito, frankly. When Rihito asks if he's even listening…no, Kuroki isn't. We get a panel of Rihito pointing into the camera and ranting, his speech bubbles filled with indistinct gibberish as the much older man just…tunes him out completely. And sighs. Dismissive and contemptuous.

His expression doesn't change in the least when Rihito uses the Razor's Edge to rip a strip out of his gi.


Ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck…

Okay, going into chapter 92, there's no loss in time, Rihito is back on his shit and Kuroki is waiting patiently for the match to begin so he can get this shit over with. Up with the Peanut gallery, there's two kinds of people. The ones who've seen Rihito Fight, and those who haven't. Of those who haven't, Kaneda asks for the lowdown on Rihito as a fighter, and of all people Akiyama confirms he's strong.

Which isn't unfair. He's clearly a cut above the normal fighter in the Kengan Matches, with an exceptional physique and a strong instinct for combat. And, as I noted in his match, The Razor's Edge is roughly equivalent to having brought a knife to a fistfight. It's a technique capable of horrendous damage, and if he can land it he can even turn a match where he's otherwise completely outclassed.

But enough talk. Anna Paula sounds the fight off, and Rihito leaps into action. Several pages of only two panels apiece draw out the moment to sell the speed and power of his charge, his arm reducing to a razor-tipped lance as it screams toward Kuroki's face.

Then the entire world spins around him. An entire page is just that, the arena wall and distant stands, off kilter and blurred. Rihito lands flat on his ass, eyes blank, utterly baffled. What the fuck just happened?


"Asshole!" Rihito screams, leaping to his feet to uncork the kind of highkick that decapitates a man.


This attack too dies, crushed with dispassionate contempt. Rihito lands on his side, glaring up at his opponent.

"I have killed you twice," Kuroki informs him. He's not wrong. Rihito's been laid wide open for a killing blow two times. Effortlessly. Not that Rihito's spirit will break so easily. He's far too stupid to recognise when he's beaten. Bellowing with frustrated rage, he leaps to his feet again, with speed unthinkable by normal people, his fist passing beyond the realm of sight with his body not far behind. Another vicious, fight-ending blow.

With a single, circular motion, Kuroki swats it aside like a child's toy thrown in a tantrum, and his other hand lances for Rihito's face. His fingers stop a hair short of putting out Rihito's eyes.

"Three times."

Rihito, frozen, is helpless to stop Kuroki as his hand twists around and hooks over his throat, and the Master's foot sweets Rihito's legs from under him. Rihito's world rocks, as concrete batters the back of his skull.

Once again, Kuroki's fist stops an inch short of inverting Rihito's face.


FFFUUUUUUUUUCK

Back with the peanut gallery, awe has very much ensued. Yamashita is trembling and sweating, full on panic mode, and even Kaneda has his eyes fully open as he sweats anxiously. He identifies Kuroki's style as a form of Karate, and Himuro agrees, though it makes all the Karate he's ever seen before look like an exercise routine. Even Ohma is gritting his teeth, tense as a cornered animal. The only person with a handle on themselves is Okubo, of all people, who's looking for the words for what he's feeling.


Every instinct Okubo has is telling him one thing. Rihito will never beat Kuroki Gensai.

Down in the arena, Rihito is damn near spitting acid in sheer outrage at the fact Kuroki keeps pulling his punches. Kuroki, whose expression has remained unchanged this entire time, responds with perfect calm. He refuses to bring his fists to bear against weaklings. Just surrender, there's no shame in admitting the gap in strength between them.

This was exactly the wrong thing to say, given Kuroki's clear goal of impressing on Rihito the futility of his situation. Raian flashing through his mind, Rihito seethes at how he's been consistently disrespected since he set foot on this island and charges Kuroki again, demanding to not be underestimated. And the funny part is, this time Kuroki does underestimate him. Oh, the master cleanly kills his charge, a single palm to the chin brings Rihito's momentum to a halt. But this time, Rihito's instincts kick in a little quicker. A plan emerges in the flashpoint between seconds. His offhand snaps out like a viper, snatching the lapel of Kuroki's torn gi.

And the Razor's edge finds its mark.

A bloody gouge is carved across the old man's chest, and Sayaka leaps upon the hype, as Kuroki's stone edifice of an expression shifts just a little. He looks down in surprise, with a quiet "Oh." Even as, deep in his mind, Rihito curses that the blow wasn't deep enough, he trash talks Kuroki. He finally has a grasp on the old master's movements, he insists.

End chapter.



Okay, so some of you have probably realised by now that I was intentionally downplaying Kuroki. It was funny, genuinely, to see what a minor presence he seems in the earlier chapters, the focus they place on his gimmick when it's the least of the problems of any fighter facing him. There's still a part of me that wants to carry that gag forward, it'd be very funny.

But I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T.

I Just can't! He's too fucking cool! I love this old man! This match is the other fight of the first round I'd been anticipating since I started this project, and now that it is here I cannot contain my hype. Let's fucking go.

See you all next time, for the rest of one of my favourite matches in the whole fucking tournament.
 
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