Sif: Interlude
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Sif: Interlude
Fandral, Hogun, and Volstagg follow me into the Bifrost chamber. We have been preparing for this day ever since Heimdall told us Mjolnir had been claimed by a mortal. This noble Phil must be properly met by members of the Asgardian court, and friends of Mjolnir's previous owner.
I cannot think of Thor at this time. I must ready myself to meet this new warrior of Midgard.
Heimdall opens the Bifrost, and the four of us step through.
We emerge at the edge of a cliff. I see a gateway of human artifice in the rock between my feet and the sea below. There is a small structure nearby that I can only assume leads down inside Phil's fortress. The fortress is cleverly located to utilize the rocks themselves as both camouflage and additional defenses.
Fandral affixes one end of a rope to one of the rocks, and leaps off the cliff. I watch him swing and land inside.
I roll my eyes at his fancy. But, if he's going to make it easy for me... I ensure my scabbard is securely attached before sliding down his rope. Once I reach the level of the opening, I swing, and jump inside.
Are these flying machines? I had no idea the humans had become so advanced while we had been gone. This must be some kind of sky dock.
The local garrison point their quaint sulfur-based weaponry at us. I raise my hands to show I mean no harm, "We seek the great warrior Phil."
Not long later, the man I spoke with on my previous visit to this realm enters the sky dock from one of the back doors. He passes all of his subordinates and approaches us.
He reaches his hand out, and only moments later Mjolnir flies from somewhere behind me over my shoulder and into his hand. He asks, "I'm assuming you're here to talk to me about this."
This is the man Mjolnir abandoned our prince to serve, so soon after his departure? This man is Phil? "Yes. Heimdall has been watching for a time when you would have the chance to speak at length. You keep very occupied. Otherwise we would have come sooner."
He smiles in a strange manner, "Next time he could just ask for my schedule. I have copies."
"...I will tell him that. Thank you."
"What did you want to ask?"
All my plans for how to proceed suddenly elude me. This man is the last thing I would have foreseen.
Thankfully Fandral has his wits more about him, "We simply want to know more about the man who now wields one of Asgard's greatest treasures. What do you plan to do with it? And why?"
Volstagg continues, "Who do you fancy? How do you fight? What do you eat? That's how you know someone."
He lets the mighty Uru weapon hang in his hand at his side, "That's a lot of questions. Should I just... answer them in order?"
Hogun answers in the way only he can, "Yes."
The supposed warrior Phil nods, "Okay. I plan to protect my people and this planet from anyone that means them harm. I'm doing it because I believe given the same opportunity, anyone would be obligated to do the same. I'm currently fond of a cellist. A bard, named Audrey. I'm not much of a fighter, but that's been changing recently. Maybe we can spar later, if you have the time."
I step forward, not a hint of a smile crossing my lips, "Yes, I think I'll find the time."
Fandral passes me and gives the imposter a hearty clap on the shoulder, "Now then, why don't you tell us more about this cellist, and all the things about her worth fancying."
After what feel like countless decades of man-talk and drivel, it finally comes time. Phil leads us to a training area elsewhere in the fortress.
He tells the four of us, but I only hear it directed at myself, "This may go without saying, but I've never sparred with Asgardians before. I don't know how tough I am by your standards."
I draw my sword and shield, and extend the second blade, "If you truly have Thor's might, you have nothing to fear."
The Warriors Three pull me aside. Hogun shakes his head, "You cannot hurt him. No matter how much you miss Thor, you would disrespect his memory to injure his divine successor."
I sigh and grit my teeth, "I know. You need not worry. I shall not do him any permanent damage. But I need to test his mettle. We will yet see if he's worth the Uru he now carries, or if his will is as soft as bronze."
The three silently interrogate me with their eyes for several moments more. And then they give me release.
I turn to my duel, "Prepare yourself, Warrior Phil."
He enacts two truly pitiful practice swings, "So, should we count to three? Or-"
I leap forward and swing my blade down at his head. He raises Mjolnir and hits the flat of my blade aside so it strikes the floor at his feet. I ram his head with my own, and rotate my sword to thrust with the other end.
He takes a step back to dodge, and I push my advantage, driving him back one step at a time with alternating blows from each blade and my shield. He hasn't noticed the closing distance between himself and the wall behind, and I smile.
I stun him with a bash from my shield, and then kick his center of mass. The stone wall shatters and he hits the far wall of the room behind.
I stroll through the makeshift gateway and watch Phil's underlings scatter elsewhere at our arrival. He carefully stands and checks his surroundings, "I don't think we need to consult the judges." He reaches his hand out in camaraderie, "Good match."
I twirl my sword with theatricality, "It was but the first round. Raise your weapon."
He hesitates, looking at the broken wall behind me, "Should we move outside?"
I close the distance between us at a brisk pace, "We begin again at once."
He raises Mjolnir, held in both hands as if it were a battleaxe. Why did Mjolnir choose this fool? He barely knows the first thing about how to fight.
I raise my shield, "Your move."
He lets go of Mjolnir with one hand, and then with the other as well. But the hammer doesn't fall. It stays in place between his hands. How is he doing that? Does he have power beyond that which Mjolnir has bestowed upon him?
Mjolnir's handle strikes my shoulder. Observing that sorcery lured me into lowering my guard! I will not be fooled by that ruse a second time.
I stretch my shoulder and turn back to my opponent. He's unarmed. I sidestep just before Mjolnir would have hit me from behind. He catches the sacred weapon.
"You may have tricks, but you lack training. That blow could have ended the round if Mjolnir's head had hit me instead of its hilt."
He shrugs, "You've got a few thousand years more experience than me. So I think I'm doing okay, all things considered."
"Asgardian children train for fifty years with the great warriors of Valhalla. Thor and I stayed an extra thirty."
He looks at Mjolnir, "I'm afraid I don't have eighty years to spare."
I raise my sword, "Then you shall have to learn on your feet."
I swing at him from the side, and he blocks with Mjolnir. Thor always did the same, no matter how many times Odin told him it was not a shield. And it leaves Phil open to the same counter. A knee and shield combination puts him on the floor.
But he rolls to the side and Mjolnir comes up. I move my shield to block. But that puts me on the defensive long enough for him to make distance.
He thrusts Mjolnir directly forwards and I feel the oncoming lightning strike. I plant my sword in the ground, take a step back, and crouch behind my shield. I hear the thunderstrike and feel the static rush in the air.
I run forward, grabbing my sword and thrusting its point at his throat.
I stop as soon as I realize he won't be able to block me.
I step back, "You can use his lightning too."
He's out of breath. That blast was uncontrolled. He hit himself even more than me, "Thor's. Is there any news on the search?"
I take a deep breath to control the surge of anger, "If there were, I would be here to take Mjolnir back. At any cost."
He sets it down between us, "Take it. It belongs to your people."
I frown, "You mock me? Do you wish to engage in flyting?"
"I wouldn't dream of it. The hammer's yours, if you can take it. So far I'm the only one it likes."
I know the nature of the enchantment, of course. Loki was present when it was cast. If I cannot lift it, what would that mean? I don't know. I dassn't attempt it.
But if I don't, I will appear weak. My role here is as a representative of Asgard. And I fear I have already shamed my people with my disrespectful actions. He has offered a challenge, and a gift. As a guest, I cannot neglect either.
I wrap my fingers around Mjolnir's handle. I pull, and it budges for only a moment before stopping in place, immovable.
Phil's eyes are filled with wondrous curiosity, "You actually moved it. No-one else has ever done that before."
I know it to be a victory, no matter how bitter the taste, "That may be, but you remain the only one who can carry its might."
The man worthier than I steps forward and picks it up, "Once you find Thor, I would be honored to return it in person."
I smile genuinely, "Of course, that honor would be yours. Mjolnir chose you, after all."
We remain silent for a moment. I would apologize for my earlier behavior, but it's clear that he understands my grief.
I turn to the Warriors Three, "We should be on our way." I face Phil again, "We can tell Asgard that Mjolnir is in worthy hands. Farewell Thunderer." He's not Thor. But he's learning on his feet. He deserves the honorific.
He nods in very good-natured form, "Until next time, Lady Sif."
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