- Location
- Leeds
Fuck it next thread is based on 90s road trip movies.
Pretty sure this is reverse psychology. I'm onto you.
Breaker of Chains (30k Angron Quest)
- Thread starter Maugan Ra
- Start date
- Users' Choice!
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HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
... I'm picturing the "me, my girlfriend and her giant plushy" meme
- Location
- Leeds
How far into it will she admit that she's actually a god rather than some random Eldar that Nurgle had caged up?
Also Skybourne has almost hit the 100k word mark on their slow burn Emperor/Isha courtly romance so take notes.
Everqueen (Warhammer 40,000)
- Location
- The Middle of the Howling Wilderness
Obviously that's the dramatic end-of-second-act reveal
(to set up the last 30k words of mutual pining )
- Location
- Leeds
And did Angron know the whole time or is it unclear as he cares so little.Obviously that's the dramatic end-of-second-act reveal
- Location
- The Middle of the Howling Wilderness
At first he appears totally oblivious but it's revealed at the end he knew everything and was getting increasingly annoyed at the antics
- Location
- United States
- Pronouns
- He/Him
For name suggestion- Revenant Rage.
Sir_Travelsalot
Never wakes up tired.
- Location
- At Home
You know, it only just occurred to me that Lorgar's plan of forging a deity into being that can oppose Chaos isn't even unprecedented (for humans, that is). It sounds very familiar to the central plot of Inquisitor: Martyr.
Lord Inquisitor Uther Tiberius, the previous commander of the Martyr was creating a super-powered version of a Blank, called the Alpha Pariah, who was so powerful that a Great Unclean One suffered True Death just from being defeated in the same room as her, and only became more so once she learned how to actively channel her abilities. Key difference is that the Alpha Pariah was made with genemodding (with Fabius Bile's research notes), whereas Lorgar's going about things with rituals instead.
- Location
- England, unfortunately.
- Pronouns
- She/They
I'd like that.
Especially since Fabius still has access to whatever information he got about the Nails.
Especially since Fabius still has access to whatever information he got about the Nails.
- Location
- Leeds
If Ra opens the sequel with Angron and Lorgar falling out of a new portal and then going
"Wow that sure was a crazy adventure."
"Yes, now let us never speak of it again."
And then just kicks off the Heresy...
I don't know how I would feel.
- Location
- Ireland
Anyone else wanna see Lorgar one-up Canon!Guilliman and come outta the Warp with an Eldar Goddess for a waifu?
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
That... would actually be pretty awesome.
Then she meets Lotara.
It will either be the greatest threesome there ever was, or Lotara's rage will burn a segmentum. Or five.
- Location
- Ireland
... I'm sorry, Is Lotara hooking up with our brother behind our back? Fuck it folks, we're joining Khorne.
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
....
I thought you'd said Angron.
Excuse me I need to go lie down.
Ganurath
Literal Enthusiast
- Location
- A Valid Location
- Pronouns
- He/Him
Perturabo: "...I still hate Rogal most, but you're not making it easy."
- Location
- Ireland
Originally I was gonna suggest Angron, then I remembered Lotara and was afraid of what she'd do to Isha (and Angron) if he we came back from the Warp with a side-chick.
There's also the, admittedly crass, mental image of Lorgar returning and telling the Emperor he definitely no longer worships his father and instead "worships" Isha regularly
- Location
- United States
Well, Isha is a fertility goddess so it wouldn't be that far off from actual worship for her. The Eldar will probably be extremely confused by it though.
Modus_Tollens
SCREAMING AT THE APOCALYPSE
- Location
- ALSO SCREAMING.
The look on the faces of the Eldar when Lorgar tells them he is their new dad...
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
Emperor: "I'm gonna be sick..."
Eldrad: "Oh right there with you..."
- Location
- Ireland
I forgot she oversaw fertility as well... Wait a minute, she's a warp construct/presence focused on health and fertility/virility and he's a genetically engineered beyond peak-human who had literal Warp-stuff used in his creation... Is OG!Illiyan Nastase gonna become canon to the story (and a Word Bearer?)
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I'm loving the mental images of the other Primarchs meeting their Sister-In-Law. And the Word Bearers meeting their new Alien Goddess!Step Mother.
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Cegorach : "... Welcome to the family! Say, I couldn't get one of those 'vortex missiles' and a couple of your planet killers could I? ... Why?.... Oh, you know, prank war with She-Who-Thirsts."
HalfTangible
Only half sane (it's less cringe)
- Location
- Valkyrie, Primus
Lion: "... but why tho?"
Fulgrim: "How do you get so much volume in your hair?"
Perty: "... but *why* tho?"
Khan: "I am both impressed and disappointed."
Russ: "Begone thot!"
Dorn: "I like it and find its form pleasurable. This is not a good thing." (Perty changes his answer to "I instantly hate it but also think we should trust it. Fuck you, Dorn.")
Konrad: Is dead.
Sanguinius: "Well met, I look forward to a hopeful and prosperous cooperation. But if you break my brother's heart I will kill you."
Ferrus: "But WHY tho"
Guilliman: "I feel a strange sense of kinship with you for the first time, Lorgar."
Mortarion: "I AM GOING TO WEAR HER ENTRAILS AS SWEAT BANDS!!"
Magnus: "A purely warp-constructed intelligence? Fascinating! Do you know how you were created, miss?" *pulls out paper to take notes*
Horus: "BUT WHY THO?!?!"
Vulkan: "Well met, goddess of healing."
Corvus: "BUT! WHY! THO!!!"
Alpharius and Omegon: They don't say it, but they're thinkin' it