Sakumo Hatake wasn't tired, though he should have been, no, he had enough energy to continue to fight, it was his mind that was fatigued. The city of Kaen, which he had been in charge of the conquest and defense of, was now under full assault by Iwagakure, and the enemy village had sent its elites to break its defenses. And he had orders to hold the city by any means necessary, the orders had even come with a plan, delivered by a masked courier who quickly departed, which outlined tactics which could be used in the defense of the city. He had burned both scrolls once he had read and memorized them, but he knew, even before he read it, that Command's plan for holding the city would be the same as the scenario he had already envisioned. More than two-thirds of the ninja in his command would have to die, and that was the conservative estimate. The losses would be quickly replaced, far faster than Iwa could replace their own, but Sakumo had lost so many men already. Good shinobi, good kunoichi, jounin, special jounin, chunin, even the genin they had been employing as runners and in the rear line, were already gone, lost in the opening months of the Meadows Campaign and Konoha's dogged defense of Kaen.
Kaen, the Garland City. It had been beautiful, once, and it could be beautiful again, when the war was over, years later. Now, when Sakumo looked out over the former trading hub from the reinforced concrete high rise in the city's eastern square, all he could see was the devastation; even the city's famous surrounding parks had been burned down in the fighting. The structure he stood on was the only building in the city left that was more than seven stories high, after the trading depot had been brought down to keep the canal that cut the city in half flooded after Iwa blocked it off from its source in the north. That had managed to keep Iwa from contesting the city for a few weeks, until midnight, three days prior.
The Explosion Corps had arrived with, predictably, a bang. Kaen's western gate, once brilliantly painted and largely ceremonial, not even girded by walls, had been reinforced with Earth Style walls and prefab buildings, as soon as Konoha's forces were able to secure the main thoroughfare between it and the canal. It had become ugly, stripped of its paint and surrounded by rough fortifications, after Konoha had taken control of it. When the Explosion Corps arrived, all that overlooked the great western road that led into Lands of Earth and Storms was rubble and ash. And the pulverized remains of the shinobi who had been keeping watch over the western approach. Some of Sakumo's best men, destroyed when the Explosion Corps' sappers snuck their Captain's strange jutsu under their feet, deeper than the Konoha-nins' sensory net stretched.
A part of him, the prideful ninja part who was said in hushed tones to be a rival to the Sannin themselves, would say that they gave as good as they got, wiping out those same sappers and the regular Iwa-nin who were put under the command of the Explosion Corps the day after the elites arrived. But that wasn't true, there were sensors and scouts and Earth Style specialists who could not be easily replaced holding the western gate, and the Explosion Corps didn't lose any of its valuable members, the ones who could really use the kekkei genkai beyond its most basic applications until the second day.
Sakumo's adjutant, big, tanned Teru Morino, nicknamed "the Hawk Eyes" for the (closely guarded) eyesight-sharpening jutsu he developed to outpace his enemies in combat despite his hefty build, took the Explosion Corps' own adjutant out in an expertly-delivered ambush, only to be driven back by the enemy captain.
The explosions wracking the wrong side of the canal in front of Sakumo's eyes were courtesy of that captain. Shigen's name was almost as famous as the White Fang's own, a hero of the Second War who was pivotal in Iwa retaining its momentum even in the wake of the Second Tsuchikage's death, a ninja who had faced down the infamous Third Raikage and lived, and the youngest captain of the Explosion Corps to date, responsible for giving it the fearsome reputation it held today.
Sakumo had seen his opposite number in action several times, both during the last war and during the tenuous interbellum, though he had never been on the receiving end of the infamous Explosion Style user's jutsu until now. At least the leader of the Explosion Corps was the only one left with such an unorthodox technique, as the Hawk Eyes had literally clipped the wings of his second-in-command. But for as nice as it was to not be bombed from the air as they had been the first night of the renewed battle, Shigen's own technique was even worse to combat, especially as Iwa-nin penetrated further and further into the Garland City.
The Explosion Corps captain's technique was almost certainly based on that of the Second Mizukage's infamous clone jutsu, which sowed so much chaos during the Second War that its effects were widely known, even if the mechanism wasn't. Still, one does not need to know the mechanism of an exploding clone when one has access to Explosion Style and plenty of time and funds to figure out how to apply that to a clone. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, much like the Second Mizukage's technique, Shigen's "clones" bore little resemblance to the man, aside from hair and eye color, instead being rotund, super deformed caricatures running at surprising speeds on their stunted legs. Sakumo still wasn't sure how he created them, nobody was, all that anyone outside of the Explosion Corps was sure of was the density of the chakra contained within, and that fighting them was almost invariably suicide.
"You've been watching them blow up our guys for almost an hour, Hatake" the gruff voice of Teru Morino was barely enough to get the White Fang's attention.
Sakumo's ponytail bobbed as he shook his head, "I pulled our men out of those sectors hours ago. They're just going after decoys, or looters."
"Or Kusa-nin who were lying low and the poor fools they tricked into thinking we were leaving," Morino was tactless as ever, but that's what made the eyepatched jounin an effective XO, the bad cop to Sakumo's good.
"We are leaving," Sakumo ignored Teru's suggestion, there were no Kusa-nin left, but there were certainly civilians eager to see their occupiers' backs.
"What?"
"I said we're leaving. The casualty projections are unacceptable and the city is ruined," the commander of Konoha's operations in the central Meadows theater looked away from the burning wreck of a city for the first time.
"Hatake- Sakumo," Teru's remaining, eponymous eye darkened, "that's not what your orders were, is it?"
"No," the Head of the Hatake Clan couldn't lie, not now. "The price of holding this place isn't worth it."
"Look in front of you, Sakumo!" Teru balled his fist and smashed it into the wall next to him, spiderwebbing the concrete, "'this place' being a pile of rubble is going to make it that much easier for Iwa to hold it!"
"We aren't giving it away for free," the White Fang sneered, "but I'm not throwing away hundreds of lives for the sake of the Council's pride."
A low growl escaped the Hawk Eyes' throat, a sound that would make a lesser ninja flinch, though the White Fang just continued to look at him with a forlorn look in his eyes. "Fine," the bigger man said through a sneer, "I'll follow you, just like I always have, but—"
"But it's my career," Sakumo nodded, "I know."
"I'll whip up a squad," Teru finally said after nearly a minute of silence, broken up only by the occasional distant explosion.
Sakumo couldn't even remember the wording of his general retreat order after he gave it. It was boilerplate, as if it had been handed to him by the Hokage himself, but written up by whatever unfortunate jounin found himself in the tower to pen high-clearance missives that week; but it was Sakumo's order. He hadn't lied, he never said that it was an order from the Council, or the Hokage, or even from Command, he just never said that it was his decision. He didn't want any of the shinobi working under him to throw their lives away for the sake of their own pride, much the same as he didn't want them to die for someone else's, especially not his own. Teru returned shortly after Sakumo had finished giving the order, five of the best ninja under his command. Enough for two three-man cells and a commander.
Rutan Yamanaka, ginger, amber-eyed, and slightly tan in contrast to the majority of her blond, blue-eyed, and pale clan, was the only kunoichi among the assembled ninja. Though anyone who knew her would know that she had been brought here to serve as the second team's leader, as she was held by Teru in high regard. Since losing his eye, the big shinobi might admit, after a few drinks, that she was stronger than he was.
Fukiburi Aburame was almost as tall as Teru Morino, who's team he was chosen to be on. Like most members of his clan, he wore a long trench coat over his standard shinobi gear, though unlike most of his clansmen, he also wore a mask which covered his lower face along with the clan-typical sunglasses and a pair of less typical heavy gloves. This was because his body was not only host to the standard kikaichu, but also the extremely small and poisonous kochu, worm-like grubs who quickly die once they enter a target, rapidly killing them.
Nobusuma Shimura was a dour looking shinobi who moved as if he had gotten even less sleep than Sakumo had lately, though that was the younger ninja's norm. The rings under his gray eyes and the messiness of his medium-length brown hair were evidence of him bearing his clan's coveted summoning contract with the elusive tapirs. He would be on Rutan's team.
Hikone Shigaraki was the third man on Teru's team. His quick sense of humor and hale constitution, even during the rationing of the recent months belied the fact that he gave up a position in the ANBU for a normal posting in the war. Sakumo had the clearance to access (most of) Hikone's record, and knew that his attitude was covering up a hardened killer, but a hardened killer who he'd trust having his, or anyone other Konoha-nin's back.
The final member of the squad was Matsubara Yanagikage, a quiet and previously unremarkable shinobi who had been field promoted to full jounin shortly before Konoha's assault on Kaen began. He was the shortest member of the group, save Rutan, and his headband was part of a bandana that covered his hair that he paired with sunglasses he never parted with. When preparing to fight, he would roll up the navy blue sleeves of his standard uniform and expose the sealing formula-covered bandages wound around his arms.
Looking over the six of them, Teru Morino, Rutan Yamanaka, Fukiburi Aburame, Nobusuma Shimura, Hikone Shigaraki, and Matsubara Yanagikage, Sakumo Hatake shut his eyes and took a deep breath. He was going to do his best to not let any of them die, though he was going to make sure he knew all the risks, and that he would not tolerate unnecessary heroism.
"I'm sure you all heard my retreat general order, courtesy of Rutan's cousin," he began, face a mask and voice firm, "and you must have also guessed why I had Teru bring you all here." He exhaled, bringing his hands to rest on his hips, "we're going to delay Iwa's pursuit, but we aren't going to linger in Kaen, and we're not going to take any unnecessary risks, is that clear?" There were various noises and gestures of affirmation from each of the gathered ninja, so Sakumo continued, "It's our job to bloody Iwa's nose enough that they can't chase us on the way out, so our targets are the Explosion Corps officers, but don't forget that each of you is more valuable than any of them, I want to leave this town with two teams, not six martyrs."
The details of the plan were quickly ironed out: Sakumo would go with Rutan's team and serve as the diversion for the diversion, then strike the Explosion Corps captain himself once the Yamanaka had tracked him down with her sensory abilities, while Teru's team would attack the members of the Explosion Corps who had crossed the canal first.
The initial attack went well.
Rutan had tracked three of the constructs created by Shigen's technique to the banks of the flooded canal, where the rotund little monsters were throwing each other against a boarded up building that Konoha had already abandoned, but was now seemingly occupied by the emboldened Kaen resistance. The Yamakana informed Sakumo, as they hid on the roof of a nearby concrete structure, a ruin despite being in the middle of being erected, that despite the dense elemental chakra permeating the constructs, there was only a small amount of human chakra within them, and that she would need direct access to that core to be able to track Shigen down.
The White Fang moved immediately when he heard this, he had confidence in the other jounin to command her team to back him up effectively. Earth Style: Fang Gun came to the elite ninja so easily that all he had to do to cast it was slam his palms onto the wall in front of him, and his chakra flowed into the concrete, transmuting it into stone and shaping torso-sized dog heads along its outer surface. With another flex of his chakra, the heads became missiles, launching themselves at the oblivious Cask Boys with a series of ear-splitting cracks.
Two of the creations managed to dodge, turning their entire torsos to be able to look at the source of the attack, that is, if they could see, nobody was quite sure about that. The third Cask Boy wasn't so lucky, being drilled into a wall by a missile molded in the image of a mastiff's head. This didn't stop the construct from detonating though, utterly annihilating the building that it was attempting to break into.
Sakumo body flickered from the construction site to the roof of a nearby apartment building, as the shockwave brought the already crumbling structure down. Rutan had left the building before Sakumo started his attack, joining her squad on the ground closer to the Cask Boys. The Konoha-nin knew from experience that the constructs were extremely imperceptive, and even basic concealment techniques were enough to hide from them, meaning the abandoned buildings along the road that abutted the canal were as safe as the rooftops the Konoha team had moved in on.
Rutan's voice was transmitted directly into Sakumo's head, and, he suspected, the rest of her team's heads as well. "Don't destroy the other two, the core disappeared that time, they need to be allowed to blow up on their own for me to get a lock on the boss's chakra!"
The White Fang nodded, sending a "Noted" Rutan's way, knowing that her grasp on her clan's Hiden was deep enough to allow her two way communication, a rarity. Radios would have been nice, but Sakumo didn't want to make too much noise, and they were still unsure if Iwa was listening in or jamming their signals, they just weren't worth the risk.
The team fighting at the White Fang's side threw themselves out of a blown-out storefront, Nobusuma Shimura taking point and rapidly weaving hand seals. The remaining Cask Boys quickly took notice of their new enemies, with one (quite literally) throwing itself at the newly-revealed shinobi. Shimura finally let fly his Wind Style: Great Breakthrough, which caught the construct mid-jump and flung it into the middle of the canal with an unceremonious 'plunk'.
The final Cask Boy lowered its head and bull rushed Rutan's team, Matsubara Yanagikage was the one who responded to this, throwing a thin, forearm-length kunai he had specially prepared earlier by tying tags covered in fuinjutsu matrices around the enlarged ring at the end of its handle, directly into the crown of the round construct's head. This did nothing to slow down the brick red and white imp, which exploded with a clipped 'hah' as soon as it was within five yards of Rutan, Matsubara, and Nobusuma.
Its detonation was accompanied by a much more muted, smokier explosion from the strange tags wrapped around the hilt of the strange kunai. The ninja tool carried out its intended purpose even as it was destroyed, shaping the larger explosion into a cone, harmlessly redirecting it over the water on the other side of the road.
Now it was Sakumo's turn again, as he summoned the swiftest of his ninken, a taupe greyhound wearing a dog-sized Konoha flak jacket bearing the Hatake clan symbol on its back to grab the dull ball suspended in the air at the blast's epicenter as soon as the explosion faded. And grab the dog did, disappearing in a flash and snatching up the metallic sphere before shooting off and reappearing once again in front of Rutan Yamanaka.
The kunoichi's hands slammed together into the rat seal, while her teammates batted away the fragments of the Cask Boy's ceramic shell flying towards the core in an attempt to reform itself, and her eyes screwed shut.
In the midst of the redhead's concentration, the third construct launched itself out of the water, making a beeline for the three bunched shinobi. The White Fang intercepted the animated bomb with a flying dropkick, sending it back into water with a much larger splash. Before the Cask Boy could again emerge, Sakumo summoned another one of his ninken, the building-sized mastiff who fittingly bore the name Kuma. Kuma knew his task at a glance from his summoner, and as soon as the Cask Boy reappeared, the massive dog grabbed it in his fangs and threw himself towards the opposite bank of the canal.
The dog's huge frame was consumed by the explosion without disappearing in summoning smoke, earning a wince from the White Fang. The dog was used to punishment, but this was asking too much of him, even if, in the moment, it was necessary.
"Found him!" Rutan said after what was less than a minute, but felt like more than an hour. She quickly described the location and how to get there, and the four ninja moved out.
Halfway there, Sakumo and the team made contact with Teru's team. Or rather, just the Hawk Eyes and Hikone Shigaraki, directed to meet them via the Yamanaka's telepathy.
"Where's Fukiburi?" Sakumo asked his second with a whisper, dread building in his stomach.
"Took out two of the bastards, porters or something for this special dirt the proper Explosion Corps guys turn into high explosive," Teru began, with a short shake of his head, "While Hikone and I were busy with the sappers, one of the slippery bastards popped right up out of the road, stuffed his face with the dirt and blew up right in Aburame's face." He spared Sakumo a glance, and scoffed at the expression he saw, "Don't worry, he backed out of there fast enough, but it killed a bunch of his worms, broke his right arm bad enough for the bone to poke through. But he's still alive."
"We had to amputate," Shigaraki explained, tone even quieter than Sakumo's or Teru's, but casual. As if this wasn't the first time he'd had to do that in the heat of the moment. "I helped him tie off the tourniquet then took it off at the elbow. His hand was already rotting, those kochu are nasty little things."
"How much blood did he lose?" Sakumo fixed his eyes ahead of them, letting Teru fall back into position at the middle of the formation, while Sakumo took his own just behind the Yamanaka, who took point.
"He was lucid, and we stopped the bleeding pretty well before we sent him on his way," Shigaraki dutifully informed his commander.
No other words were exchanged as the team pressed deeper into the side of the city controlled by Iwagakure. Very shortly, they arrived in the vicinity of Shigen's chakra signature.
Once they stopped in a partially-collapsed home on a hill next to the old emporium that the Explosion Corps' captain and several of his elites were holed up in, the White Fang started laying out a plan. Unfortunately for the legend of Konoha, the old adage that a plan doesn't survive first contact with an enemy proved true, as after barely three minutes in the collapsed house, Rutan signaled that they were found. The White Fang ordered his team to scatter.
They split into pairs, Matsubara with Nobusuma, Rutan with Hikone, and Sakumo with Teru. Naturally, the strongest pair attracted the leader of the Explosion Corps and his new lieutenant.
Shigen, infamous as he was, had a rather unassuming appearance, with medium length auburn hair kept from his eyes by a red banded forehead protector, a face better than plain but not attractive, dull red eyes, and a thin but toned physique not unusual for a shinobi. What was unusual was that his upper half was bare, the red undershirt that Iwa-nin typically wore under their flak jackets hanging limp around his waist.
Accompanying him was a shinobi several years younger, with a gaunt face, spiky brown hair, and dark green eyes. His uniform was standard, though the single sleeve of his tan undershirt had been burned off at the elbow.
Words were unnecessary, the White Fang and the captain of the Explosion Corps knew each other by sight, and clashed before the Iwa-nin's adjutant even knew what was happening. Teru Morino summoned a heavy length of chain and batted the smaller shinobi through the wall of the house, collapsing it further before following him through the debris.
The White Fang produced his White Light Chakra Sabre, a blade nearly as famous as the man himself, and with his first strike, severed Shigen's hand. The impromptu amputation didn't give the Konoha-nin another opening though, as the Explosive Corps captain caught him across the face with a left cross. And then a left uppercut to the stomach, and then a right straight to the jaw.
Sakumo flickered backward, staring at his opponent. Shigen had six arms. Four of them were connected to his back by what looked like an extra elbow, and the other two were his normal arms. The upper right arm was missing its hand, cleanly severed from the limb by the White Fang's namesake blade. Strangely, at least as much stranger as the extra sets of limbs could get, the stump was bloodless.
The White Fang had certainly seen stranger in his long career, it wasn't quite the late Dan Kato separating his soul from his body, or old Kagami Uchiha's strange dojutsu, but at least if the strangeness was coming from his side, he had some warning about it. This was a bizarre and impromptu body modification technique that had been performed right in front of him. And it was a real body modification ninjutsu, not a genjutsu or even elemental, based on the severed bones and tendons the White Fang could see.
"Nice moves," the man with five hands said with a voice like liquid, regarding his severed limb with veiled curiosity. "Certainly complicates things," he said casually, bringing the superfluous left arms together as his main arms sealed.
The White Fang took a step back while throwing a fireball at his enemy, which detonated against a hastily-summoned Earth Style wall. A puff of summoning smoke behind the wall drove Sakumo into performing his own summoning, calling eight ninken to his side and hastily sending them underground. He heard the ninken emerge almost immediately, but was forced to body flicker from the house when they were returned to whence they came by an explosion that blew the dilapidated structure apart.
When Sakumo reappeared, Shigen reappeared across from him, missing every digit on his lower left hand and the pinky on the upper left, he was accompanied by one of his Cask Boys, on the head of which rested his extra right hand. Sakumo hoped that his ninken had taken out the other two with them, but he wasn't going to rely on that. There were explosions going off all around them, but the White Fang wasn't able to see any of his subordinates.
Shigen's main hands blazed through hand seals, and the less damaged superfluous hands clapped. Sakumo smelled the ozone before he dodged back, and a bolt of electricity jumped from the ground where he had been standing. But before he was even moving, the Cask Boy bolted towards him, plowing through the lingering electricity. The White Fang brought his famous blade down on the construct's head, an attempt to short out the explosion before it could happen, but it was an exercise in futility, as the legendary Konoha-nin had to substitute out when the strike revealed the glowing core impregnated with Explosion chakra.
Sakumo's enemy hadn't been forced to substitute, and was able to use the faster body flicker to arrive where the White Fang was going before he arrived. A thrust kick to the ribs caused Sakumo to stagger, but he was able to recover quickly enough to catch a circular strike from one of Shigen's real hands with his kenken. Kenken was a family of taijutsu techniques that had been passed on to Sakumo from his wife, along with her family's old summoning contract. He couldn't help but think of her when he used the technique, and thinking of his dear, departed wife made him think of his son. And thinking of Kakashi just made him want to get back home to see the boy, at least one more time.
The kenken grab bit deep into the flesh of the Iwa-nin's arm, and the White Fang felt his ring and middle fingers scrape bone as his thumb pulled free of the other side of the limb, his index and pinky fingers pointing up like the ears of a dog holding down its prey. He pulled his hand back, tearing a lump of flesh out of the arm, and at the same time slashed for Shigen's throat.
He couldn't see the Explosion Corps captain's extra arms signing behind his back. A wave of concussive force threw Sakumo from the roof he was entangled with his opponent on, and nearly sent him sprawling on the side of the hillock the destroyed house had stood on. Nearly. It would take more than a hastily-cast explosion to put Sakumo Hatake on his back.
Sakumo dodged a Cask Boy's clumsy taijutsu offensive, then sent it into the building with a swift kick to the backside. That brought Shigen back to his level. But it wasn't just the Explosion Corps' captain that arrived, it was Sakumo's adjutant as well.
The White Fang allowed himself a glance at the Hawk Eyes, and instantly knew how he'd escaped his fight. His eyepatch was removed, or rather torn off, given the powder burn on his temple, revealing the glass eye with a paralytic genjutsu formula etched into it underneath. Sakumo knew that the formula had to be rewritten every time it was used, meaning it was useless in the current fight. Not that the White Fang would need it.
"You said no unnecessary heroics, remember?" Teru Morino said through ragged breaths.
"That's not what that is," Sakumo replied without a hint of humor.
"Rutan's fight and mine got crossed," Teru blinked, and Sakumo could see from the blood running from his eyelid that his glass eye was actually cracked. "We've been here long enough," Sakumo shared in the Hawk Eyes' share of relief, and breathed another one when he saw that Shigen's extra arms had disappeared. "So how about you give him one of these," he tapped his burned temple, "and we get out of here?"
Sakumo nodded, allowing the corners of his mouth to rise. "Back off, I don't want you getting caught up in this." Teru nodded, then did as he was told.
Once the other Konoha-nin had moved to a safe distance, Sakumo formed the tiger seal, "Genjutsu: Bringer-of-Darkness." To Sakumo, the already gray day just became slightly dimmer, but to Shigen and the three Cask Boys at his side, the world became an infinite sea of darkness. Letting his hands out of the seal, the White Fang once again drew his blade, as his quarry's constructs rushed to three locations nowhere near where he was after body flickering twice, exploding magnificently, but ineffectively.
Outside of the blast radii, but at the center of the three of them, stood Shigen. Several more body flickers carried him to the Iwa-nin, who was standing in a defensive stance and had barely moved from where he started. The White Fang appeared at his side and drew his saber across his enemies throat.
Releasing the genjutsu before Shigen hit the ground was a mistake. The Iwa-nin split in half, or had been splitting in half since he felt the metal of the White Fang's sword at his neck, and only finished when his first body hit the ground. Saying that the captain of the Explosion Corps split in half would be incorrect, actually, as instead a second, uninjured copy of the man jumped backward from the sputtering, dying man on the ground.
But Sakumo was sure it wasn't a clone technique. Before he could move in on the new, uninjured captain, the Hawk Eyes moved first.
Much like the animal he took his eponym from, Teru Morino's tunnel vision proved fatal. While he was able to carve a gash across Shigen's pectorals, his assault gave his spiky haired opponent, who evidently broke out of the paralysis genjutsu by breaking several of his fingers, the opportunity to drop from a window above his commander and the Konoha-nin attacking him.
The decision was made before Sakumo was even aware of Teru's assailant, but he underestimated the younger shinobi. His famous sword took one of the spikes off the Iwa-nin's do, despite the White Fang aiming for the man's neck, he used a basic application of Explosion Style to alter his trajectory. Then he used a no less basic, but far larger application of the kekkei genkai on the sole of his shoe.
Then the sole of his shoe impacted the side of Teru Morino's head.
The explosion separated Sakumo from the two Iwa-nin, but it threw what was left of the elite jounin called the Hawk Eyes into the dirt, broken and lifeless. The one thing Sakumo had been fighting to prevent.
"Commander Hatake, Morino!" Rutan's voice cut through the legendary shinobi's mind like his blade had cut through Shigen's throat. "Iwagakure forces will overrun your position, pull out now, our forces are clear!"
"Aye," Sakumo thought, in that strange mix of concentration and listlessness that was needed to reply to a Yamanaka's telepathy when it could be replied to. "Moving out now," Sakumo wondered if the woe he wouldn't be able to conceal in his voice was transmitted through his thoughts.
The last he saw of Shigen was his lieutenant hoisting the man over his shoulders as he collapsed, evidently exhausted from his bizarrest of techniques, that exercise in fission. The last he saw of Kaen were the fires burning as the city disappeared over the horizon, Iwagakure deciding to flatten even more of the city to make it as defensible as possible.
Nobody asked where Teru Morino was when he rejoined the remaining four members of the squad he formed, though they let him know that Fukiburi Aburame had gone on ahead and rejoined the main forces. The main forces which would be rejoining Konohagakure's other armies present in the Land of Meadows. His team would return to the village far earlier than any of them were expecting, without the fanfare that would have been their due had they returned under those ideal circumstances.
None of them could meet his eye on the long journey back to the village, he knew none of them were grateful. But then, he knew he couldn't blame them.
A/N: This one really hit me with the inspiration stick, hope you all enjoy it. Also it's current, so I get to put it in Sidestory instead of Apocrypha!
A/N2: This may or may not have spiraled into more than one sidestory, don't worry though, it's not more Konoha, not yet at least.
T/N: I gave Explosion Style: (Pickling) Cask Boy the Japanese name Bakuton: Momotaru, which is a pun and also directly translates to "hundred (pickling) cask departure/gunshot", but both its English and Japanese name are puns; Steaming Danger Tyranny, the jutsu they're roughly based on, is also a pun, but only in Japanese.
Earth Style: Fang Gun is Doton: Hahou, literally "Fang Gun".
The Pernicious Spider Technique is Akuseigani Jutsu, which translates directly to "Pernicious Crab", but is also a play on an archaism for spider, sasagani, which means "dainty crab".
Kenken means "hound fist", dog and fist are homophones.
Apparently 'bunshin' translates more closely to 'offspring (produced by budding)' than it does either 'clone' or 'doppleganger', I did not know that. Actually come to think of it, have any of the clone techniques shown up in the quest yet?
A/N3: I knew this would be long when I was writing it. I didn't expect it to become the longest single post in this quest. Wow. The next one(s) shouldn't be as long, though this didn't take as much time as it usually takes for me to write longer things, which was nice. It's actually longer than all but the two ~9k word updates in Pure Sword, but those both took more than a week IIRC, so this is a big improvement. This also isn't the place but I may have news regarding that work, still not sure what I want to do with it. Not to end this downer of a monster of an update on a downer though, no one is expecting what the next sidestory will be, but you should all very much enjoy it, possibly more than this. Even if it's possibly grimmer, darker, crappier, and sack-ier.