Bleach: Derailed

[X] A cat decides that it lives in your dorm now.

> Yoruichi is our cat
> We enter the Second Division following the Omaedas' wishes
> She's now literally living feet away from Sui Feng
 
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Kaido? Really? The Kido that requires the most control is the one people voted to learn?

Again and again people on the internet surprise me in the most unfortunate ways.
 
So, I'm curious. Considering as how strength in the shinigami world is determined by spiritual power, why do they have a bunch of bodybuilders in the Eleventh?
Maybe it's a mind-over-matter thing? Or maybe the bodybuilders of the 11th are too dumb to realize that muscle doesn't mean much in the spirit realm?
 
[X] A cat decides that it lives in your dorm now.

I admit that I'd love a surprise visitor or Ichigo getting Noble lessons, aka "who not to piss off warnings", but I think Yoruichi just hanging around is much funnier.
 
Kaido? Really? The Kido that requires the most control is the one people voted to learn?

Again and again people on the internet surprise me in the most unfortunate ways.
Except we're picking it up? Like, Ichigo's infamously erratic spiritual energy is because he had maybe a week of informal training, against guys who had multiple decades on him. We're in a school for learning this stuff, with the people who know it, and we're actually spending our effort on picking it up. We're going to learn Kaido.
 
[X] Takako gives you a lesson on the various noble clans.

Seeing as TPK intends to give the nobility more attention than canon, access to that social circle was one of the selling points of accepting Takako's sponsorship offer, and now that we are known to be sponsored by a noble family we are likely to get dragged into some kind of intrigue or political drama/feud, I find it a good idea to get into this sooner rather than later.
 
Just pointing this out. Sunday has no plans. So, in theory, we can hang out with people, study, or, if we feel unsatisfied with something, train a bit in a certain field on that day.

Or TPK has plans for Sundays and I'm being stupid.

Either one works.
 
[x] Takako gives you a lesson on the various noble clans.
 
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for that reason alone i am supporting 2nd, they are the bloody hand of gotei13

And that's why they're a horrendously terrible match for Ichigo. Ichigo is a nice, empathetic dude!

He'd have serious problems with Squad 'That person is smoking without the Captain-Commander's permission! Have him assassinated!'

all gathered around the tired-looking man

poor poor beleaguered Hanataro

I wonder what happens if you try it on a hollow.

You get executed on the order of the Central 46 for messing around with the boundaries between hollows and shinigami.

That'll be why you don't use it on hollow tainted wounds. The fundament of the technique is synchronising reiatsu, which when you have multiple reiatsu types involved...

bad things

Hello there Yoruichi...

You know, I'd freaking love it if it was just an ordinary cat.

Hahahaha, I love that Ikkaku volunteered to be the healing dummy rather than go back to Unohana's 'tender mercies' :lol:rofl:

Seems sensible to me.

Almost no-one knows her history or has any clue what she really is, but everyone is scared shitless of her.

So, I'm curious. Considering as how strength in the shinigami world is determined by spiritual power, why do they have a bunch of bodybuilders in the Eleventh?

Because the Eleventh is mostly made of brainless meatheads.

Kaido? Really? The Kido that requires the most control is the one people voted to learn?

Again and again people on the internet surprise me in the most unfortunate ways.

Canon Ichigo has no control because he was never taught control. We solve the problem early and maybe he'll be able to shrink his sword so he can get through doorways easily.
 
[X] You get an unexpected visitor from Takako's family.

It could be the fat Lt. himself or it could be someone else, either way I'm curious.
 
[X] A cat decides that it lives in your dorm now.

If this is just a random cat, I will still be pleased.
 
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