Chapter 7: "This Sucked, I'm Never Going on Patrol Again."
"Really, I've been dying to meet you." Splatter continued to smile down at Amy, something truly
dangerous in that grin. Despite that, his tone was completely casual as his men pointed their weapons. Not at Amy, that would be too easy. No, they were pointed squarely at Annette and apparently Amy didn't care enough about some random civilian woman for her power to activate and maybe present a solution.
"We've got a lot to talk about, you and me. Like how you sent my girl to jail. That was really quite rude, you know." Splatter
was holding his hand out, pointed at Amy and dripping with color shifting paint. Amy knew, rationally, that she was in danger. Splatter's paint could make you feel pretty much anything depending on the color: rage, love, pain, violently sick, sleepy, anything. He couldn't cause physical damage but that certainly did mean he couldn't kill people with just a bit of creativity. But despite all that, she just couldn't be scared enough of
paint to trigger a summon.
"So, here's what's going to happen."
If only he were pointing a gun at her. Oh, that would be traumatic and awful but at least then her stupid power would activate. Why couldn't she make it go when she wanted it to?
"You're going to sit right there, all silent-like, like a good girl and let me put some sleep paint on you."
Actually, maybe she could? She'd activated it sort of by accident back on the building with Victoria, when she'd recalled how weak and helpless she felt that day. So she just needed to convince her power that she really was in danger.
"If not, my boys will splatter the traffic safety failure victim's brains all over her car. And wouldn't that be a shame, after you just got her all patched up."
His hand was pointed at her face, like a gun. It could shoot something that would hurt her, like a gun. It could end her life, like a gun. His hand was a gun.
It's a gun.
"Then we'll take you back home, we can have a nice little chat and when they let my girl out of jail, you'll get to go home, all safe and sound."
It's a gun. It's a gun. It's a gun! There is a gun in my face!
"I can see you're all nice and scared. Good. You should be. Now stay still and-"
Splatter reached forward and Amy went cross-eyed as she tracked his dripping fingers getting closer and closer. Her vision blurred and his hand started to shift, change. She wasn't staring at a hand any more. She was staring down the barrel of Volume's huge revolver, about to get shot-
Bang!
Weapon trait activates!
[Hard Board + 1d16=14, Improved Sneakstrike - A shield used in factories to protect from heat and sparks. Useable as a weapon if you're strong enough. This one has been upgraded to with a lighter weight and darker color for easier stealth attacks.]
Several things happened very quickly all at once, leaving Amy with no time to react. Something dark appeared between Amy and Splatter, hitting the ground with a metallic clang that made Amy wince. Then it fell forwards towards Splatter, making him jump back with a vulgar swear as the shield, Amy realized it was a shield she had summoned, hit the street again with an even louder clang. Finally, a blinding light flared up from one of her pockets and when that faded, Wanyamon was leaping from her to Splatter to chomp down on his arm.
Splatter screamed and blood flew everywhere. Amy knew that Wanyamon's mouth was filled with huge fangs but that fuzzball was so childish and innocent all of the time, Amy had never really thought of the damage he could do with them. Damage that only got worse when Splatter grabbed Wanyamon by the tail and tore the digimon off of him, throwing Wanyamon away while leaving great, bloody gashes in his arm. Splatter roared in pain again but for Amy it was the small cry of pain that Wanyamon let out when he hit the pavement that was louder.
Bang!
[Dusty Book - A well worn and dirty book, meant to be returned to the library in UnderMine in order to unlock the ability to hatch and swap familiars. In this case, it serves as a one-use summon item for Amy, allowing her to pick one of UnderMine's familiars to summon.]
Fear turned to frustration as Amy felt another summon go off. Was she really so pathetic that she had to rely on
Wanyamon to protect her? The blue, fuzzy ball of sunshine should never have even been close to a fight, not when Amy could defend herself. Baring her teeth, she flung out a swarm of bats to attack Splatter and his men. Thankfully, the two thugs had been too shocked to shoot Annette and now they were too busy trying not to get bitten. Amy took the opportunity check on Wanyamon and found him… glowing?
"Wanyamon digivolve to-!" Wanyamon shouted, his cute voice almost sounding intimidating as the glow became more and more intense. Eventually the light blocked out all details except his general silhouette, which began to grow and shift. Amy saw him grow arms, legs, a full-on body, until he finally stoped and the light
shattered off of him. "Gaomon!"
Amy's jaw dropped. Standing there was a bigger, buffer, less cartoony version of the punch-dog panpan. The panpans all came up to about Amy's knees, while Wanyamon (Gaomon?) probably reached mid-thigh now. The determined expression he wore would never fit on the goofy dog-pan's face. In fact, with his fist raised and ready, and his bandana fluttering in the wind (where was that wind coming from?) he actually looked kind of… cool.
Then he dashed back into the fight, jumped up and knocked one of the Chorus goons out with a single uppercut. "Rolling Upper!" He shouted before landing and looking over his shoulder at Amy. "I can handle these losers. You take Annettemo- Annette and get somewhere safe."
Amy hesitated just long enough to throw a new swarm of bats at the bad guys before grabbing Annette and pulling her up from the ground, looping one arm over her shoulders so she could support the woman as they hobbled away. "Come on!"
"But what about your, uh, friend?" Annette asked, looking back.
"He'll be fine!" Was Amy really going to flee and let basically her pet fight her battles for her? Yes, yes she was. Gaomon (Wanyamon?) looked ready for a fight in all the ways Amy wasn't and Amy was a coward besides. So she'd trust that, when the talking boxer dog said he had this, she'd trust that he had this.
Amy regretted that decision a moment later when she heard Gaomon (he was probably Gaomon now, right? He shouted it and everything,) let out an absolutely blood-curdling scream of pure pain.
[V1.0.11 - A version update for Enter the Gungeon. Version updates usually contain bug fixes and improvements to quality of life for players, although some introduce new features. As such, this counts as a meta sidegrade for Amy's power, swapping out UnderMine for Dark Souls as her twentieth summon source.]
Amy stumbled in the street and looked back, only to find Splatter rushing after them, murder in his eyes, one of Amy's bats
between his teeth which vanished as he finished biting down. Gaomon was still alive but writhing in pain on the ground, ignored as Splatter focused only on Amy.
That killing intent frightened Amy but apparently not enough to activate her power. No new powers to try and bats apparently wouldn't stop him. She could drop Annette and run without the woman slowing but somehow, Amy wasn't quite that awful, not quite that cowardly. Amy desperately tried to think of anything she could do besides kill him with lasers or ruin her reputation before she even really got started with the meat. She only had her boots, the bombs and gun were locked up at home, she'd stupidly left that shield behind, she had
nothing-
Actually, she did have something. Shoving her free hand into her pocket, as soon as she felt one of the cards on finger tips, she activated it. It felt like pulling a trigger.
It must have been the tree because a blue, glowing outline of one showed up and moved around wherever she looked. Not pausing to think, Amy placed the tree hologram right in front of Splatter and instinctively pulled that mental trigger again. Suddenly the tree was real and clearly solid, as Splatter ran right into it, bouncing off and shouting swears. Despite the seriousness and danger, Amy couldn't help but laugh out a desperate laugh.
With Splatter out for a moment, Amy and Annette managed to hobble their way out of the streets and down a nearby alleyway. Pushing Annette down behind a dumpster for cover and because a week of training did
not make her strong enough to support a grown woman when the adrenaline was fading, Amy tried to think of what to do next. Her power had triggered twice after the shield had saved her but she had no new powers as far as she knew. And then she noticed the book in Annette's arms. "What's that?" Amy demanded.
"I-It just appeared from nowhere, like that shield." Annette explained nervously, still shaken by what was happening. "I thought maybe it was important, so I grabbed it. Sorry, I wasn't thinking, it probably slowed us down-"
"No, this is perfect! Give it to me." Amy felt hope rising and that hope soared when Annette passed her the book. It was old, worn out, so mistreated that Amy could barely make out the title. 'Creatures of the UnderMine.' But what had her so excited was the feeling she got, the same feeling she had from her cards. She could use this to summon something.
But when she started flipping through the pages in a rush, her high hopes plummeted. A cute little bird. A different little birdy, a bumblebee, yet another tiny bird. Nothing in the book was any sort of help at all. Splatter would probably just bite the head off of whatever she summoned, just like the bat. Amy threw the book away in a burst of frustration. "Fuck!"
"Did it not help?" Annette asked nervously.
"Not at all! It was entirely useless!" Amy shouted, making Annette flinch. Fuck, she was supposed to keep the civilian safe, not freak them out. Why couldn't she just get this right? Why couldn't she care like Victoria did-
Amy's eyes widened in realization. "You! Tell me about yourself! Quick!"
"Whu… What?" Annette asked in confusion.
"Power summons stuff, okay? But only if someone I care about is in danger. So make me care about you, before that psycho catches up with us." Amy explained desperately, taking Annette's hands in hers. "Are you a good person? Donate to charities? Got family waiting for you back home?"
"Family? Yes… Yes!" Annette nodded, catching on quickly. "My husband, Danny, he's… he's perfect. Just so strong and kind and he works so hard to support us. I love him so much, I just… And our daughter, Taylor, she's about your age. She's so brilliant, smarter than both of us, talks a mile a minute when she gets going, it's adorable. Dreams of being a hero too, always knows right from wrong. I'm so proud of her, I know she'll do something great, I… I… Oh, god." Annette's pupils shrunk and her hands shook as she began to panic. "Oh god, I almost died. Twice. I almost left them twice. I… I still might. Oh god, fuck, no, I want to stay with them, I want to watch Taylor grow up, I want to see her and Emma get married, I can't-"
"You really should have kept
fucking running!" Splatter's enraged roar silenced Annette and made Amy jerk back up to standing in order to face him. He somehow managed to look even more furious than before, which only contrasted with the comically large red mark across his face from running face-first into that tree. Somehow, as he slowly approached, paint dripping from his outstretched hands, Amy didn't feel like laughing.
"This could have been easy. This could have been
painless. But no, you just had to be a brave little bitch and try to fight back. And you know, if you'd actually run off on your own and kept running, I could almost respect that. But you actually went and tried to help out the dead weight. So, if you care that much about some random, middle-aged meat shield, I think I'll make you watch. It's fun, you know? Testing out different combinations, trying out new shades? How's a mix of acid-bath green, bite-wound red and constipation brown sound, hm? Actually, add in some off-white for a mind-blowing, best-of-your-life orgasm? It's the contrast, you know, that really fucks them up. Leaves their brain scrambled, even after the paint washes off, they never really recover. And I'm gonna do this to that bitch all. Because. Of you."
Bang!
[Shellegun - "Circle of Death." A golden pistol that reconfigures itself into a skull that fires lasers when reloaded. Cursed. Comes a case of ammo.]
Amy was anticipating it this time, hoping for it really, so when something popped out of thin air in front of her, she managed to catch it and point it at Splatter. It was only after she was aiming that she realized it was a gun. A heavy gun. A heavy, golden gun that glinted in the sunlight.
She was holding a gun.
Now wasn't the time to grapple with being on the other end of her trauma though, so despite her hands shaking, she kept it trained on Splatter. That brought him up short.
It didn't seem to actually scare him though. "Seriously? Do you even know how to aim that thing?"
"She doesn't have to. Not while I'm here."
Amy looked up and nearly dropped her new pistol in relief. Victoria had never looked so beautiful. Cape flowing in the wind, the sun making her hair glow like gold, she floated above the alley, arms crossed and glaring down at Splatter like an angry goddess.
"Haa… Haa… Hey, I'm here too!" Gaomon's pained voice just barely managed to get Amy to tear her gaze away from her sister. When she did, she winced. Her digital friend didn't look terribly injured, in fact, the only thing wrong with him was a slash of pure white paint across his face. But he was struggling to breath, let alone limp down the alley, and his expression was one of barely restrained pain, with tears running down his fuzzy cheeks. And yet, despite that, he still raised his fists towards Splatter. "So… what was that about, ow, doing things the easy way."
"Damn kids…" Splatter clicked his tongue, annoyed, before slowly raising his hands. "Alright, alright you got… Fucking nothing!"
Suddenly, swung his hand out, just as Victoria had started to descend towards him. She was taken off-guard and couldn't dodge as a huge amount of ugly, lime-green paint splattered across her entire body. She began to fall as Splatter turned, raced for the alley's exit and booted Gaomon out of the way while making his escape.
Not that Amy cared about him getting away when Victoria started to plummet. "Vicky!" She screamed, reaching out for her sister and-
Bang!
[Scene 0 Film 10 - The tragic events of a certain timeline involving a few murders. In this case, Amy summons a vision/memory of her own murder in an alternate timeline.]
"Dinosaurs?" Amy blinked. "Why did I summon dinosaurs?"
"They're anklyosaurs." Victoria clarified. "I think? Their tails are kinda stubby and the don't have the mace on the end, but they're clearly not triceratops, no horns…"
Amy wanted to call her sister a fucking nerd but she didn't think she had the time. The hit-and-runner was getting away, whoever was in the car was probably injured and the large, armored dinosaurs were clearly in distress from the unfamiliar environment and all the noise. They'd cause some damage if they were allowed to panic. "Vicky, what do we do?"
"You check the car for victims, call me if you can't get the doors open. I'm going to try to calm the anklyosaurs. Hopefully my aura will help." Victoria decided quickly and flew ahead.
"Yeah. Okay. Sure." Amy nodded dumbly. Carol had been right, Amy definitely wasn't ready for this. But at least checking on the car… Amy could do that. That was simple. Taking several deep breaths, Amy backed up a few steps then-
PAIN!
Amy slowly looked down, where she saw a black chain piercing through her chest, the spiked of it impaling the roof in front of her. She stared uncomprehending as the chain vanished in motes of light, letting her fall, her body unresponsive. She didn't feel it when her cheek hit the roof, she didn't feel the hole in her chest, all she felt was a growing cold.
"This was it? What my Master was so scared of?" A woman said, stepping into Amy's view. She was beautiful. Unearthly. Cruel. Amy saw long black hair, an extravagant ball gown, spikes driven through the woman's hands. And eyes that dismissed Amy like an insect. "How disappointing."
The cruel woman turned away, vanishing like the chains as she moved. The dark pressed in on Amy. The last thing she heard was her sister screaming her name…
Amy fell to the ground and wretched, burning bile flooding out her mouth. She coughed and vomited as she remembered with perfect clarity the feeling of being stabbed through the chest, of being killed. But she wasn't the only one throwing up, she could hear someone else being sick as well.
Forcing herself to look up, she saw Victoria on her hands and knees as well, violently vomiting onto the pavement. The sight was enough for Amy to forget her own murder for the moment and get her to stumble and crawl to her sister's side. "Vicky! Vicky, are you okay? What's wrong?"
"P-paint!" Victoria managed to say in between bouts of being sick. It was, without a doubt, the most disgusting thing Amy had to deal with in a while, because Victoria simply would not stop throwing up. "Nagi-pan… Wash it-!"
That was as far as she got before she started vomiting again but it was enough for Amy to get the picture. "Panpans! You'd better- Oh." She started to shout, only for the panpans to come running up from behind her. The Amy panpan put her hand on Victoria to get her to stop being sick, while the one based on Nagisa produced a steam of what Amy was pretty sure was strawberry soda to wash the green paint off of Victoria. With that done, the pair went to take care of Gaomon, repeating the process until he'd stopped screaming.
"Hey, Vicky?" Amy said, once the three of them were sitting back against the alley wall, waiting for an adult to show up and fix everything.
"Yeah?" Victoria answered, sounding as exhausted as Amy felt.
"This sucked, I'm never going on patrol again."
AN: And we're fucking back! Took me long enough, huh. Anyway, I basically already described what took me so long in the thread and I don't feel like repeating myself. Took me longer than I thought it would, so sorry.
Anyway, the summons. Hard Board is what took so much time, I really probably could have just guessed it's appearance but I wouldn't know
and that would have bugged me. As for the Dusty Book, I actually initially was gonna use it like Analysis or the Summonomicon from SRL and ARR but I realized it was actually kind early in the story for that. One of my beta readers helped me figure out the current use for it, which I think fits a lot better as well. The only other one to talk about is Scene 0 Flim 10, which is just terribly awkwardly named? And it led me to realize that maybe Madoka's maybe not such a good source either. The wiki has a lot of pages that just have incomplete information. Which is a shame, because I really like the series.
Anyway, it's good to be back.