The last works best.
Robert isn't marrying some Volantene tart.
Convert to R'hllor, he chases away the darkness.
Hello Darkness my old friend ...
Take a detour to Storm's End, join the celebrations over Steffon's twins' birth/latest excuse for a party.
Stannis is too busy grinding his teeth to visit.
Well we have this lovely young girl here waiting to make his problems go away.
She is inferior compared to the greatness that is Proudwing.Well we have this lovely young girl here waiting to make his problems go away.
This is her.
I can has?Well we have this lovely young girl here waiting to make his problems go away.
This is her.
No because he's a goshawk, not a falcon.
Give me a second.
Would His Grace prefer Quellon be the one to lead the...entourage?
Steffon wishes to state that she, much like all other girls, is not nearly as cute as his daughters and that he will be petitioning for a royal decree to make this legal fact.
@CommandoHowizter Would one of the galleys be finished by the time Aerys gets to say... Barrowton?I don't really mind who commands the ships, so long as they're vaguely comfortable/decent. Worst case we can send word to Seagard and get a couple of Mallister ships to ferry us over?
Also:
Princess Daenerys