On my end, I was actually fairly surprised to actually have original, virginal IP come sailing across my metaphorical and literal desk.
Man, everything I do is original IP. Even if it's usually not virginal, publishable or particularly well thought out. But I have people for that last bit.


Don't let the 2lt roam free- lock him into a political marriage when he's not looking, and make it work anyway! Give the whatever people some characterization, not just a set of animal ears! Problem scientists everywhere!
Hell, taking the protagonist from being some slacker Otaku Special Operations badass audience surrogate harem protagonist of the sort usually written and replacing him with a rotating cast of protagonists who are frankly none of those things is a decision that happened before you guys even saw it, and it's really helped set the tone. Hell, between Bear and Timmy we've covered much of Itami's space and we've actually made people who are more interesting and more human. And removing the idea of a looming empire to be the major antagonist instead of having the characters having to deal with actual politics, more people acting at cross motives who aren't necessarily consistent antagonists, and otherwise just making the situation as clouded, confusing and complicated as it really should be is more fun.

And it still lets me write four people sitting around a fire shooting the shit to advance the plot and exposit while I write about food.

It's going to be fun when we finally start introducing ideas that changed the world, and seeing those ideas ripple outward. Things like zero and positional notation amongst others.
 
And it still lets me write four people sitting around a fire shooting the shit to advance the plot and exposit while I write about food.

It's going to be fun when we finally start introducing ideas that changed the world, and seeing those ideas ripple outward. Things like zero and positional notation amongst others.

Advancing the Plot... egads, you have to bring that up? I was having a nice night, here, too- now I remember I need to write the opening steps to The Big Thing, if we're still doing it! Then again, we can't not do it, because then that has ripple effects onto the whole "So Magic" thing...

This writing thing is complicated.
 
Advancing the Plot... egads, you have to bring that up? I was having a nice night, here, too- now I remember I need to write the opening steps to The Big Thing, if we're still doing it! Then again, we can't not do it, because then that has ripple effects onto the whole "So Magic" thing...

This writing thing is complicated.
Yes, yes it is.
 
Number 12 Wire and Duct Tape
Groaning as he rolled over, Pellas looked out over his nook in the Great Hall. His platoon had been talking point for the final explorations and surveys for the road to finish making its way to Metella, and when they'd arrived and done all the reporting to the impromptu embassy/headquarters there, things had devolved quickly from there. Specifically, they'd devolved into a rather large banquet, which had involved toasts, and feasting, and more than a few propositions and challenges from the locals that assorted members of the platoon had taken to with gusto. As the night had died down and things happened at the front, Pellas had to grab one of the terps and hash out sleeping arrangements for the platoon. Since they were the guards of Lieutenant Tim, they got a place in the Great Hall, while Tim was stuck up in the throne room/main quarters of the family.

Saying the architecture was confusing was an understatement and a half. Pellas hadn't walked in expecting a Disney-styled castle, but the building was a far cry from anything remotely fortress-like. Wide, flowing steps on the outside led to an antechamber, followed by the Hall itself. Not just for dining, the Hall had been designed from the start with a central hearth and pillars holding up the high roof. The kitchen was to the left, along with the servant's quarters, while the right led to the sleeping-place of the retainers. Dead ahead led to the throne and council room itself, while just off that was a set of small, private chambers for the family according to the drone survey of the city. Once the feasting was done, though, rush mats were provided the guest soldiers, and most had dozed off without a thought.
Now that the morning light was creeping through the skylights, the Staff Sergeant for the what was quickly becoming the Trouble Platoon started looking around, counting noses and boots. After a few seconds, he gave up, snorting in aggravation as he noticed that most of the familiar, camo-covered forms he was supposed to be tracking were covered in local blankets, local women, or usually both.

"Mmmmmurrrrrrrrr?"

Groaning quietly, Pellas included himself in the category of people that needed to be reminded about the dangers of the locals, especially the ones with longer faces and or fluffy cat ears. No matter how many times the various nerds yelled "Impossible" on the topic of what were apparently catgirls, they both existed and seemed aggravatingly persistent in their efforts to skew the burgeoning shipping container of statisticians work on crunching numbers for the area. Still, it wasn't so bad- not like the time he got really wasted and woke up in one of the bars/brothels hip deep in lamia and catgirls. That particular incident would have been legendary, if Pellas ever had a chance to get a few more ranks under his belt so he could share it.

Which reminded him, he needed to get up and check on Lieutenant Tim. Groaning quietly, Pellas pulled on his battle rattle and checked the pistol in his holster carefully. Not many of the NCOs actually bothered to carry a backup, but on their third run out one of the guys had stepped in a nest of laser stoats and all hell had broken loose. It didn't hurt that a spare piece was pretty much guaranteed not to get checked at the door, and there was always the possibility of Shit Going South at lightspeed.

At the door to the throne room, or whatever it was called, there was a guard on duty. After a few vague gestures and saying "Lieutenant Timothy" a few times, Pellas was finally allowed in. Another guard protected the royal family's chambers themselves, although this one understood who Pellas was looking for. Fortunately, the Lieutenant was awake, along with the crown prince- Crytus, if Pellas remembered correctly.

"Morning, sir." Staff Sergeant Pellas said, saluting crisply. Lieutenant Timothy returned it, waiting to hold his head in his off hand until after he finished the motion. Wincing, Pellas recognized the inbound hangover, quickly handing over a small bottle of generic ibuprofen.

Giving his Staff Sergeant a thankful look, Timothy took two dry before beginning to speak. "Good morning, Pellas. Seems at some point last night, I might have made an agreement to take Prince Crytus here back to the base at Metella."

Pellas' eye twitched carefully. "Sir, how much of the local language do you speak again?"

"When I'm drunk off my ass on mead, a lot more than is probably safe."

As Timothy watched Pellas' eye-twitching get ramped up another gear, the Staff Sergeant replied tightly. "So, this has not been at all planned."

"No."

Pellas' hand flew up into his face, and he was dearly thankful for his lack of hangover. "Son, do you have any idea how much of a charlie-foxtrot you've made?"

Timothy shook his head slightly, and led the impromptu trio out into the main hall, where the sergeants and corporals were rousing the rest of the troops. "Yes, I fucked up, Pellas. I know I'm gonna catch hell from Captain Baker, alright? Just… Well, tell 'em to grab a few of the translators from the Kwee Hratha, and warm up the ovens. We can't try to impress them, because they won't get it, but if we lay out a spread at the mess hall then it'll send a message they're going to understand."

"Right." Pellas sighed. "Right."

"If it makes you feel better, we now have more diplomatic experience with the Meledli than all the diplo-nerds back at the camp."

"No, sir, it really doesn't."

"Great; I thought maybe one of us would feel good about this."

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Back on base, the communications container was practically glowing from the amount of panic that had been inspired. The "so things are happening" message had to get sent up to the General and Colonel, sent back down to Captain Baker, sent around to Captain Rudolph so he knew that they'd need the guys on the firebases to be doing their jobs tonight, and locked in a very small closet with the diplo-nerds who were tearing their hair out over some upstart Lieutenant stealing their job from them.

Meanwhile, the General, Colonel, and Captain Baker were closed up the second's office on the Metella side. Once everyone had gotten their mugs of coffee and papers were appropriately shuffled, the door was closed and the necessary glances were made, the General quietly sighed out.

"So, this is presumably a bit of a mess. Luckily, I haven't been terribly busy, so I have time to hear all about this little kerfluffle."

Translation: If I don't like what I hear, this counts as the shitter.

"We've been working on establishing a road network with the main local polity, General. Currently, our plan is to shore up the local kingdom and improve their soft power projection by improving their internal trade. Some of our officers are working on boat designs for longer-ranged work"

Translation: We're not sure how to help them fight without doing all the work, so we're making sure if we have to fight we can.

"Good choice. I take it there wasn't an adequate existing network for communications?"

"No, sir. Just some footpaths through the local temperate rainforest. Lieutenant Timothy Walker, the cause of this particular meeting, has actually been leading one of the patrol platoons who do the survey work for the roadbed."

"Noted. Captain Baker, do you have any opinions of the young man?"

Captain Baker nodded, steepling his fingers around the warm mug. "Lieutenant Walker is my best officer right now, General. He's the most fluent in the native language, understands most of the customs, and generally runs into the least trouble on his patrols."

Translation: He can in fact tie his own shoes while chewing gum. The others, not so much.

"I take it there are occasionally problems, then?" the General asked softly.

"No sir. Just medical issues coming up occasionally, and an uncomfortably large number of incidents of certain venereal diseases, but thankfully nothing serious."

The General looked at the Colonel. The Colonel looked at Baker. Baker chose an inoffensive point to look at that was vaguely in the direction of Lieutenant Tim since he was the reason Baker was in the middle of a large mess of brass.

"Really now. Anything infectious?"

The Colonel hid a gulp behind his coffee. "Lots of lice so far, some crabs and a case of HPV according to the docs."

The General took a long pull on his coffee, and the tension in the room slowly faded.

"So, Colonel, what are your thoughts on the matter of having the crown prince of our allied city-state meet with us?"

The tension in the room, after its brief reprieve, decided to go straight back up into orbit. There were few situations with less inherent risk than answering a question you had bumped up the chain once it had been sent back to you- like jumping on a grenade. After all, the grenade might be a dud.

"I am tentatively in favor of it, General." the Colonel said, laying himself out carefully. "At some point, the topic of a visit of state was bound to come up, and to be perfectly frank we're at the point of societal development in the region that even a thirty mile difference such as is between us and the capital of the region can have massive shifts in custom and dialect. At present, the picture Lieutenant Walker has presented shows a group ready and willing to negotiate, even though they know the balance of power doesn't favor them. Even though the decision seems to have been made in the heat of the moment, I think that it's worth taking advantage of."

The General nodded, and looked at the Colonel and Captain Baker.

"Gentlemen, I will be honest with you- there's a fair amount of political pressure sniffing around our current deployment. Given the current political atmosphere, scraping together an MEU and putting them incommunicado in parts unknown has been creating what I'll call a fair number of issues. When I'm not in Washington making sure nobody suspects anything, I'm trying to make sure all the ducks are in a row for when this eventually goes public. This is not easy, however, I do understand why you've called me here today."

There were two sets of white knuckles on coffee cups.

"So, Colonel, here's what I'm going to do, and eventually put into writing. Everything on this side of the portal, that's yours. There's a few departments you can't handle directly, but for them and the scientists let them do their own thing unless it becomes a problem. Not like Medical makes problems, but other than that, I'm going to assume that no news is good news. Use your best judgment. It's a lot of responsibility, yes, but assuming nothing interesting happens I should have this whole thing more properly farmed out soon enough."

At this, the General stood up, and saluted.

"Now, with that settled, I think it's about lunchtime, no?"
 
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The plot, it advances!

Also, the General is surprisingly chill, although we really should spend more time with the command staff in general. Particularly the other O-5s and O-6s from the PHS etc, who probably do as much as Bear does but haven't become legends of poor decision making like Bear and LCpl Johnson.
 
Raid and Ruin
Looking out of the house they'd purchased for the embassy in the capitol, Bear sighed and pushed his hand back through his hair. It was a nice enough house, even if it only had five rooms. Still, no matter how nice it was, it wasn't worth watching Wyta go full Sorcerer-Queen getting it set up. Showing her the Mickey Mouse cartoon with the brooms had been a mistake for so many reasons- not the least because she'd enchanted a pair of boots to chase the shins of anyone who wasn't working when they were supposed to. At least she'd begged away tiredness and gone to bed a half hour ago, giving Bear time to whip together the computer system to the patch job power system the combat engineers had whipped up. So far, the microwave receiver/transmitter on the roof was working almost to specifications, and he could access his email.

Bear didn't want to be able to get to his email, but those were the breaks of life. Still, when he was done and shut the laptop off to go to bed, there was something niggling him in the back of his head on the general drone mapping briefs. There was a rather large peninsula to the south, and the long-flight drones had been picking up more than a few beach campsites. They were all too far to send a foot expedition after, but the locations were all near potential meteorological stations, such as freshwater streams and calmer inlets.

Going to bed that night, Bear thought nothing of curling up to Wyta under the covers. It was cold, and the house was located not too far off the main thoroughfare that led down to the proto-docks. On nights when the wind blew in, it got cold, pulling out all the heat from the future embassy.

---

There were three bells in the city, and they were all ringing when Bear was woken up by getting bodily thrown out of bed by his wife. There weren't many things that could worry Wyta, but the bells had her scared pale.

"Get up, get up!" she was yelling, pulling on pair of trousers angrily. "Hurry!"

"Was' happening?"

"The bells are ringing, dumbass! Get dressed and wake your helpers up! We don't have much time! They might not have landed yet!"
"Wyta!" Bear growled, grabbing his own clothes as he started sliding into them quickly. Pants, boots, good enough for a panic situation. "What is it? What's happening?"

"Raiders!"

That's when the first explosion went off in the distance. There were a lot of timbers to an explosion- from the crack of rifle fire, to the thud of cannon, to the cardiac thump of a bomb. This was the last, but not the last detonation.

"Scorpions…" Wyta muttered, moving forward with a shawl half-pinned over her shoulders to preserve the idea of modesty. "Who the hell would come this far north with scorpions!"

Bear shook his head, pulling on a blouse and grabbing his pistol out of the nightstand, before going to the bunkroom and banging on the door.

"Everyone up! There's an attack!"

Not ten seconds later, the front door was getting battered on by someone who sounded heavy, angry, and was yelling incoherently. Wyta's cursing picked up a native flavor, while Bear just pulled out his pistol and put two through the door. Frowning, he glared at his pistol, and the Mark 23 looked back at him smugly.

"Now I know why they gave me this gun before I read all the paperwork…" he muttered, before Johnson, his assistant came out the door in a set of ratty cammies.

"Fight?" she asked, sniffing at the gunsmoke.

"Yeah, fight. Grab your guys and do Marine things, I gotta call for help."

"Yessir." Johnson said, going back in to grab her gun and give one of the still snoozing privates attached to the station a swift kick in the leg. "Mendez! Get up and start loading magazines! Hennessey, grab your gun! Fitz, there's a window low enough to get into off the kitchen- cover it!"

Bear barely heard them as he made his way to the office. Getting in and powering everything up took minutes that felt like hours, as intermittent gunfire rang out from the two main shooters. Moments later, Wyta was at his side, swearing profusely as she started pacing the room. After working up a blue streak in three languages and starting in on English, she turned to her husband.

"Bear- how long until your Americans arrive?"

"Don't know." he replied, grumbling as the software loaded so he could make a call. Damn Skype knockoff. "I'll be putting the call in soon- less than an hour, I hope."

"Great. Fucking great. There's six boats out there, and three of them have the scorpions they're lobbing firepots at us with, and somewhere out there is some gods be damned priesty magey guy, and he's warding all the ships! If I so much as sneeze, I'm going to turn into a lightning rod!"

Holding up two fingers for silence, Bear grabbed the phone receiver he'd patched in as a mic for the computer. "Hello, this is Lieutenant Bear, National Ocean and Aeronautics Agency. No, I cannot go to the automated switchboard. I am reporting an attack on Outpost Zero Niner, hostiles confirmed and engaged. I need to speak to the Colonel, or whoever's in charge of-"

As the handset clicked, Bear kept talking as he started speaking to Authority. "-the watch. Colonel, this is the Capital City Embassy, and the city is under assault. This is verified by local sources, yes. Current known force composition is three ships with some kind of light artillery and magical support, along with a ground compliment of unknown size. The magical part is verified by sources, yes. Yes sir, Wyta's with us here. No, she is currently unable to serve in that capacity. We need support, sir."

A moment later, and Bear choked out a laugh. "Sir, I'm not sure about that question, but I know I don't want to find out. I'll keep the line open in case you need to call again. Embassy out."

"What was so funny?" Wyta asked, glaring.

"He wanted to know if we had more bullets than they had soldiers, and if we could use that fact. I told him I didn't want to find out. They're gonna have to send the forces in two waves- they only have one platoon in the wings they can take without collapsing the defenses, plus the armor. We're inside range on the gun artillery- once the guys get here, a few shots from the one-five-fives should shake the boats up, and let you get to work."

"Great." Wyta pursed her lips. "Now I've got to be subtle. Their warlord isn't great, but damn does his shit pack a wallop."

Nodding, Bear took a moment to reload his gun and the magazine from the box of .45 in his desk, before moving to the front. Lance Corporal Johnson was there, and it rattled his nerves to see a bayonet already fixed on her gun.

"Hey." she said, looking at him out of the side of her face. "Listen, get to the back. Hennessy says there's someone asking for sanctuary."

Moving quickly, Bear got to the kitchen, and hissed. Aside from three dead raiders, their wicker shields not stopping Hennessy's bullets, there were a dozen or so people out behind the house, hands on their head. Looking at Hennessey, Bear growled and made a snap decision.

"Go on, help them in." he said. "Wyta! There's people behind the house- get them inside!"

Some yelling later, and soon there was a passel of children scrunched up in a tight ball in the office. Shaking his head, Bear looked to the sky. "Here's hoping the cavalry comes soon. Mendez! You wanna teach kids to load magazines?"
 
An attack on the capital and they're already worried about facing a ground attack on the embassy?

I don't think much of the local forces then. o_O
 
An attack on the capital and they're already worried about facing a ground attack on the embassy?

I don't think much of the local forces then. o_O
The Meledli capital is pretty small. Like, we haven't gotten the scale across well, but it's the capital of an agrarian society and only has a few thousand people inside a day's walk of the palace, while there are maybe 220k people in all of the meledli speaking lands.

Also, walls aren't that great at stopping the like 5% of threats the locals really have to worry about, be it artillery, mages, demigods, or a man-eating Gryphon. Defenses aren't exactly going to do much here.
 
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I don't think much of the local forces then. o_O

One of the things we've been working on behind the scenes is how to show the scope of the world, and where Meledli is in relation to that. IRL, they're based mainly around the Caucasus foothills, which means they're in the proto-Minoan sphere of influence by a solid degree. Other than that, though, the area has barely advanced to the city-state level of government, and that only through magic and organized religion taking over for a lot of technological advances. For reference, writing hasn't even been invented yet here- and its still a pretty new advancement to the Minoans.
 
For reference, writing hasn't even been invented yet here- and its still a pretty new advancement to the Minoans.
Actually, the locals do have writing, it's just cuneiform and uses a prestige language from the south instead of their own.

But this is generally correct, and the Meledli are pretty much at the ass end of the civilized world. Shit gets better at the top as you go south until you hit the hydraulic states run by priest kings that are a good thousand kilometers away. But those are comparatively shit places to live otherwise, since you have to like really toil since it's not a wet and miserable temperate rain forest where you can catch enough fish to eat for a few months just by putting out a half assed net during a run. It's all about the trade offs really, like why the walls are mostly there to keep the Meledli in, and all but the most motivated hill people out, because that's what Crytus and Wyta's ancestors could successfully extort from the locals after their conquest.
 
Wyta and the Wretched Wedding (Week 14)
Wyta and the Wretched Wedding
(Week 14)

In retrospect, I probably should have known that my wedding was going to be a strange one. But even knowing that, I doubt I would have imagined being on another world getting married in a royal palace smaller than my old college dorm.

"Well," Wyta said as she came up from behind me, "How do I look?"

I turned around and took a second before I spoke. Seeing my wife in traditional Meledli garb, her hair braided with silk and flowers was a treat to say the least. "Like the princess you are?" I said hopefully.

She thought for a second before unconsciously tossing her head back. "I'll take it." She said, before surveying me and my dress whites. "Also, that looks good on you."

With Wyta now dressed, we were led to the small plaza where most of the festivities would happen.

Wyta's father and stepmother Leuthea (who was only a little older than me,) were already standing in the plaza, as was a priest, standing around a stone altar. King Aede and the priest both said their bit, which Wyta didn't translate for me, before one of the king's people led a Derpy Ram in. With the help of others Wyta and I tied, the creature in position on an altar, and was then ceremonially bashed it into unconsciousness using a stone hammer right to the center it's weird sort of tapir with horns head.

Wyta's stepmother said something as well, and then I was prompted to hand her a knife I had purchased for the occasion. With practiced ease, she plunged the knife into the ram, and ripped open its ribcage before beginning to probe around with the tip of the knife for its heart. The ram of course was twitching through all of this, but clearly wasn't conscious. Once Wyta had found the heart, she quickly plunged a hand in, and cut the heart out before raising it and the knife over her head for everyone to see.

Placing the knife down on the altar, she held out the still beating heart, and shoved a finger in the aorta before marking my forehead with the blood of the ram. It was disgusting, but I did my best not to shudder.

"Now you do it." Wyta said to me quietly as she shook the heart in her hand for emphasis. It splashed more than a little blood on my coat, which I hoped I could get out later.

Nodding, I pulled off a glove, and after getting a decent amount of blood on my finger, anointed my smiling wife. After that was done, Wyta placed the heart into a lit brazier on the altar and let a butcher go to work on carving the ram up while we washed our hands of blood in a bowl of water that had been brought out for the purpose.

With the sacrifice done, it was time to eat. The banquet was interesting to say the least. My wife and I were shoved in between her father, stepmother and brother on one side, with the ostensible ambassador and the Lieutenant from our honor guard on the other. With only Wyta for decent conversation, I almost missed the force recon guys hiding in the back. Walker apparently got assigned the detail because he knew Crytus already, and could be trusted to not fuck things up despite being an O-1. That Wyta, Crytus and I all noticed him staring at Wyta's younger sister Euenia apparently wouldn't ruin this.

"So how much longer do we have to be at the banquet?" I asked Wyta discretely.

"So you're that eager to go to bed?" Wyta said with a smirk. "We could get away just fine if we snuck off, but there's the bath before we can do that."

"And the water is still warming up?" I replied.

Wyta nodded. "And I don't want anything leaking out while I'm getting washed. I'm not Arwi, and my sisters would never let me live it down."

"That would be bad."

"I'm already getting shit because we live in a tent." Wyta said, "I don't need little Chalcippe finding something else to make jokes about. She's a fucking terror as is, and Leuthea needs to discipline her daughter more."

This only triggered an argument in Meledli between the king and his wife on one side and Wyta and Crytus on the other. Being that I couldn't really follow it, and the two of them seemed to have the king under control, I had no real choice but to pay attention to the Lieutenant next to me. Unfortunately, that Lieutenant was Timothy Walker.

"So what's NOAA Corps like anyhow?" Walker said, "I'd literally never heard of you guys until I came here."

"From my experience, you go to remote and usually miserable places and help scientists do science." I said. "Occasionally there's a cool billet like Hurricane Hunting coming up, but you never get it."

"So where did you go anyway?"

"Alaska, Samoa, Antarctica, and Denver." I replied. "I'm stuck here for the rest of time now, but compared to the last five years it's not bad."

"How could Samoa be bad?" Walker asked.

"Everything's expensive and takes a month to get there." I replied. "What's really sad is this is the first place I've lived in since I graduated from OCS where my mail arrives on time and the internet hasn't sucked."

Walker took a moment to think about that. "That's pretty fucked up."

"You deal with it." I replied.

"Is that why the Drives of Wonder are so big?" Wyta said, as she butted back in.

"'Drives of Wonder'" Walker said. "Is that your uh…"

"My morale drives." I replied. "The internet at Amundsen Scott sucks, and occasionally you feel anti-social. Naturally, you bring shit. Like every Jackie Chan movie up to 2011."

Walker nodded.

"You did remember the laptop right?" Wyta said before daintily ripping off a chunk of mutton chop with her teeth in the fashion of only the most refined Meledli women. And the local cat people. Needless to say, looking over my wife's sauce stained face, I can see why the bath was after the banquet and not before.

"Yes, I brought the laptop." I said. "We can finish off Tiger and Bunny if you want, but if you could do the ear thing first."

Walker gave me a look as my wife laughed. "He really likes having clean ears." Wyta said, "More than my siblings anyway."

Walker just nodded and decided to strike up a conversation with the Ambassador while Wyta and I continued in our own conversation until it was time to bathe.

Honestly, getting bathed by a bunch of your inlaws wielding rags and bars of soap is even more of a traumatic experience than it sounds. They'd at least remembered to warm the water up, and explaining to my father in law and brother in law what a circumcision is is another experience I'd like to avoid. All in all, it cemented my opinion that a church wedding would've been much nicer even if I wasn't exactly a believer, and I wasn't quite sure Wyta could actually step foot in a church without either spontaneously combusting or starting a fight with the padre.

Needless to say, when I was reunited with my similarly grumpy wife and shoved into her bedroom, our first thoughts weren't so much sex as they were a nice cuddle and attempting to watch stuff on my personal laptop. Wyta fell asleep fifteen minutes in anyway, and after closing my laptop, I followed suit not long after.
 
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Countercharge
Shaking his head, the Colonel shuffled through his printouts and came upon the roster of platoons on duty. The call from Lieutenant Bear had just come in, and he was in a tight spot. Response was very much a necessity in this circumstance, but the question was, with what, and how.

To start, there was always the base perimeter to consider. Right now, Alpha, Bravo, and Charlie companies were manning the three line firebases, with the artillery platoon backing them up. That took up three of his six companies of infantry and weapons, right there, leaving Delta, Echo, and Foxtrot. Delta was right out- they were currently deployed piecemeal on foot scouting up the north fork of the river, mapping the area and seeing how the locals were jumping. Echo had just got off a similar mission from the south fork, and he'd given them liberty to spend a week on the town. Trying to round them up would be impossible, and worse, would take too much time.

Then there was Foxtrot. Foxtrot was also fairly recently returned from a mission, but since letting two companies of Marines loose tended to do a number on the local economy, they weren't deployed yet. This, of course, led to the question of timely arrival. Only a quarter of the MEU's trucks were ready to go in the required timeframe, which translated to one rifle platoon and the useful bits of a weapons platoon. Barring anything terribly unusual, the Colonel couldn't see the mortar or AT sections being brought to bear on what should be fairly unarmored ships. They'd go, mind, just in the second wave of vehicles. Moving on autopilot, the Colonel grabbed the base phone, and started talking down to the dispatcher on the ground floor headquarters.

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Lieutenant Timothy Walker had, over the bare handful of weeks he'd been in-theatre, developed a number of new and exciting habits.

None of them involved anything more than "fuck" when the intercom in his room started yelling at him and his roommate to get up and out as fast as they could. Timothy was the faster of the two, and it wasn't long before they were caught up with the rest of Foxtrot Company, with Captain Baker and the Sergeant Major. Trucks were already lining up, and the armorers had been passing out rifles and ammo for rucksacks like it was free sample day at the candy shop. Moving quickly, Timothy found Baker, saluting loudly.

"Walker, Vegas, about time you got here!" Baker yelled, pointing at the trucks. "Coast City's under attack! Vegas, your boys are loading the trucks up- ammo and water only! Walker, you're the first wave in- get in there, find the embassy, and sit on it! Sergeant Major Washington, where the hell are the LAVs?"

"Just got word from the top, sir. LAV's need to get gassed and loaded- first wave in's riding with the Abrams!"

"Then where are the Abrams?"

As the sound of four gas turbine engines roared to life in the distance, Washington shot Baker a look. Nodding, Foxtrot Company's Captain nodded carefully at the main battle tanks coming down the road. As they pulled up, their leader, Major Marston popped out and dismounted to look at Baker. After a round of nods, Marston started off with a quick look at Walker and Vegas.

"These two the LTs for the infantry?" he asked, looking them over critically.

"Ayep."

"Great. Radio for me is Channel 15, the rest of the tanks are on Channel 13. Don't expect us to come into the city proper- we're supposed to try and take out their shipping with high explosive. If we do get in the city, it'd be blue on blue the second we pulled the trigger, and I'm pretty sure there's not a building there we'd notice going through."

Timothy nodded, and looked at Vegas and Baker. "Everyone's loaded?"

"Just about." Baker replied. "Your squad radios are keyed to Channel 7, Vegas' are on Channel 9. Walker, you've got the Assaultmen with MGs. Armorer's over there- grab a ruck and get in a truck! We gotta go!"

Nodding, Timothy ran for the armorer's table. It didn't take long for him to find the officer's ruck, full of everything he'd be needing. Shouldering it, he ran off, jumping in the back of one of the waiting trucks. Moments later, he had his radio out, and keyed it in carefully.

"Walker to platoon, come in all units. We ready to motor, over?"

"Squad one, Pellas in command. We're good, over."

"Squad two, Crusoe reporting in. Let's get going, over."

"Squad three, Sampson reporting! Time to kick some ass!"

"MG squad one, Staff Sergeant Cornell in command, over."

"MG squad two, Sergeant Richards reporting. Good to go, over."

"MG squad three. Sergeant Hancock reporting, over."
Walker nodded. All his guys were here, and it was time to go. Going up to the back window, he knocked on the metal next to it. "GO!" he yelled, making the universal hand wave for the command. One thumbs-up later, the truck lurched into gear, and the first wave of the rescue mission was off.

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Twenty minutes later, Timothy was sitting in his plate carrier, nervously checking and re-checking his kit. His magazines were full, his radio was on and working, his pistol was holstered, someone had thrown a tomahawk in his kit just because and that'd been put on his belt, his canteens were ready, plates riding right, and both his NVG and optic were on steadily. Still, the nerves were driving him mad, making him fidget with little twitches.

"Sir." one of the lance corporals said, snorting. "Calm down, sir. Get yourself all wound up is how you make mistakes."

"I know, I know." Timothy replied, sighing. "It's just… ah…"

"Rock fever. I'm familiar." he said, droll. "Here."

Holding out his hand, the lance corporal handed off a Rubik's Cube to the lieutenant. Fiddling with it, Timothy looked over carefully to the junior NCO.

"You've done this before." he said, accusatory.

"Well, yeah. Cut my teeth on the Khyber Pass. We might fuck around off duty, but when the shit starts flying, we gotta know how to catch."

Nodding, the Lieutenant started fidgeting with the Rubik's Cube as the truck rumbled on. He'd almost solved the thing when the truck came to a stop outside the small city gate. Honestly, it looked more like a swinging chunk of fence than anything that would stop a truck, but trying to blow through it was probably a bad idea.

"Marston to Walker, come in Walker." Timothy's radio said, crackling. After slinging his rifle and getting out, waving all his NCOs over to him, Walker answered.

"Walker to Marston, we're here, over."

The pile of NCOs looked at him carefully as the conversation progressed.

"Great. The track around the left side of the city looks better for us, so we'll be taking it to the coast."

"Acknowledged. Good hunting." Timothy replied, before going out to grab a stick. Scrawling a rough circle in the sandy dirt, he looked at his subordinates carefully.

"Alright, anyone been here before?" he asked, before getting a round of 'no's. "Great. Well, good news bad news time."

Starting to scrawl on the improvised map, Lieutenant Walker explained the city's layout carefully. "Good news, there's maybe five streets and points of interest we need to worry about. There's the road in from this gate, the one from the sea gate, and the meet at the center here-ish. From there, there's the riesfre, or market. If we can camp up a weapons squad there, that'd be awesome because we can send anyone we find there. Across the square from that is a heavy fence- inside that's the palace. I'm taking a rifle squad in, and I want to park a weapons squad on it because they're probably going to be going there to try and loot. Down towards the sea gate is our embassy, and if we park a weapons squad to hold the building, we can probably use the rifle squad to get everyone back to the palace."

The NCOs nodded, and a quick round of pointing, inquisitive looks, and toe scuffing decided who was going where for this adventure.

"Bad news time." Lieutenant Walker said, highlighting the areas between the roads and places he'd marked. "Everything that isn't marked is basically a shantytown. No roads, no sight lines, very clogged. If you get lost in there, radio in and we'll try to find you if there's anyone free. Any questions?"

Another round of shook heads. Snapping down his NVGs, Timothy grinned. "Let's do this, then."
 
Actually using the seats instead of just tossing everyone in and hoping to god nothing breaks on the road that's literally only been finished for like two weeks is probably a good idea when going into an unknown situation, even if that means cutting the number of people going in on the first run down to fifty-sixty men, and a tank platoon.

And yes, threadmarks are fixed, because the raid takes place like a week after the wedding. I'm just an incredibly slow writer, and have had a lot of shit going on recently.
 
Actually using the seats instead of just tossing everyone in and hoping to god nothing breaks on the road that's literally only been finished for like two weeks is probably a good idea when going into an unknown situation, even if that means cutting the number of people going in on the first run down to fifty-sixty men, and a tank platoon.

And yes, threadmarks are fixed, because the raid takes place like a week after the wedding. I'm just an incredibly slow writer, and have had a lot of shit going on recently.

Fixing threadmarks in XenoForo is suprisingly easy once you figure out how to get to the webpage that displays threadmarks and only threadmarks.
 
I kind of want to see an anthropologist or two desperately trying to get as accurate a description of pre-contact culture as possible while trying not to break down and cry every time somebody in the MEU does something to make that impossible. Idea would be "long-suffering professional", not "stuffy killjoy".
 
A Different Jungle
Approaching the gates to the city, the first platoon of Fox Company brought their rifles up carefully. Terra Incognita never seemed so hostile in the flickering firelight, the top of the beachside wall dotted with orange flames. The gate itself wasn't much of a gate- just a collection of light timber fitted to a frame, and nailed in. It was disturbingly similar to a cattle gate, more to keep the beasts in than to keep attackers out. No matter- the Marines went through it as if it wasn't even there.

As they entered, the group got ready to split apart at the central square. Each one of the three rifle squads was covered by their assaultmen, and loosely in the center was Lieutenant Walker. Pushing through the unknown, one of the men started coughing. A few odd looks, and resulted in Pellas screwing up his face.

"Someone lit a pile of shit on fire." the Staff Sergeant said over the radio. "Nothing dangerous."

Moments after saying that, a massive blast echoed out over the city, prompting more than a few of the troops to hit the deck. Sticking his head up from the dirt road carefully, Walker squinted at Sergeant Crusoe.

"Sir, that was an Abrams." Crusoe said, grinning slightly. "Would you like a hand up, sir?"

"Sure." Walker muttered, getting up and checking his optic. It was still on solid, and his NVGs were clear. "Let's keep going."

It wasn't much longer before they hit the central square, along with the first real opposition. About two dozen soldier-ish people were lounging around, most carrying iron-tipped spears and wicker shields. As the Marines moved into the square, a sergeant of the enemy's group yelled, carrying a full bronze shield and gesturing towards the Marines with a lot of uniteligiable shouting. All Walker needed to hear, though, was "Ixslaz!"

Loot.

"First squad, drop 'em!" Walker yelled, waving his arm as he directed the troops. "Second, with me, Third, grab a Weapons and head for the Embassy! Move!"

As a dozen-odd riflemen opened up, Pellas ran to the fore, trying to focus their gunfire so they didn't hit any civilians. It didn't matter much, though- a wicker shield wasn't much against an iron spear, and versus bullets the only question was if it blurred the silhouette enough to provoke a miss. Soon, the only thing left in the square were bleeding bodies and spent brass. Half the troops were already gone by the time the firing stopped, trusting their leader to know how much firepower to bring to bear. Soon, the group was shortened, and shortened again until it was just Second Squad, a Weapons squad, and Walker's runner and guide.

Among the troops, it was Crusoe who spoke first. "So, we're going in there?"

Walker snorted quietly, looking at the palace and the thin wall that separated it from the rest of the city. "Yeah. Not sure how many are in there, though. Do we have flashbangs?"

"Some." the Platoon Guide said, rolling his shoulders. "A few frags too."

"Don't issue the frag grenades." Walker said, shaking his head. "They're going to be right on top of any civilians in there, remember? It's gonna be just like last time, only even more messy."

A round of nodds, before Crusoe grinned. "So then- kinda tight, lots of civvies, probably a goodly number of enemies. Is anyone thinking what I'm thinking?"

There was a round of confusion before one Lance Corporal looked over at Crusoe and started making angry gestures. "No. No. We are not doing that. That was a horrible idea in Afghanistan, and these aren't angry goatherders! C'mon, man!"

Crusoe's grin got the Lance Corporal made Walker slightly nervous for a minute, before he spoke up. "Squad, fix bayonets!"

Walker's hand slowly rose up to meet his face, clipping his NVGs on the way. "Just… Get ready. Put the machineguns on the fence or something... "

"Yessir."

***

Taking a drink and bringing his night vision off, Lieutenant Walker took a drink and pulled up his radio. The Abrams were still banging around outside the walls, and everyone had gotten themselves ready to go in.

"Ready?" he asked, looking at his handful of NCOs. After a barrage of nods, he stood up and yelled.

"GO GO GO!"

The rifle squad, before perched around on the ground, sprung into action. Moving up to the entrance of the palace, a flashbang went in, followed by it's signature detonation and screams of pain from the handful of door guards. Moving through, the Marines shot the downed guards before charging through the thin curtain that separated the entry from the hall up to the central room. Pushing through it, the leader went through gun blazing, only to be thrown back. Coming out from the curtain was a pair of warriors far more armored than the wicker-shield wielders from before- and unlike them, Walker swore he saw a bullet skate off their polished bronze shields.

As one of the pair advanced, one of the Marines dived sideways, trying to shoot around the enemy's apparently bulletproof shield. Turning, the raider moved to stab him, but a second and third Marine charged in, lunging with their bayonets to go for his neck. In the back, Walker could only hiss, keeping his ear open to the radio and hoping nothing went wrong. In front of him, though, the second soldier turned and broke for the door, one of the men putting a bullet in his back before he passed through. Weapons at the ready, the group waited on their leaders while one took care of the foolish Marine who'd dived around a shield.

"The fuck was that?" Crusoe asked, picking up one of the shields. "I know I hit it!"

Looking at the lead-smeared bronze, Walker groaned. "Magic. Fucking magic. It's always fucking magic."

"What do you mean, fucking magic?" Crusoe snapped.

"Alright, 'if shit doesn't make sense, fucking magic' is probably why." Walker explained, slinging his gun at the low ready. "Back when I was watching one of the notables get hitched to the weatherman, she kept using it."

"You're serious." Crusoe muttered.

"In his defense," the platoon guide said, smirking as he politely took the shield. "It's not like you were sober for much of it, or paying attention to anything except the catgirl waving the fan. Can't blame you- she had wonderful tits."

Crusoe sputtered, before some of the men chuckled. Grinning, the guide got ready to throw the shield in, waiting for the laughter to die down before he chucked it in and the group poured through. Moments later, they were firing like mad as they fanned out in the Great Hall. Even Walker brought his gun up when he saw the disaster they'd plunged headfirst into.

As a whole, they didn't have very good intel going into this. The expectation had been maybe a dozen, two dozen of the easy targets they'd blown through not ten minutes ago.

To be fair, the first wave was two dozen of the wicker-shield raiders. It was the second with a couple using bulletproof bronze shields that caused concern, as well as the two with iron-looking shields that stood by the throne room door carefully taking cover.

"Back up! Back up!" Walker yelled, funneling his men behind the curtain into the way they had come. As Crusoe chucked a flashbang, the last of them dived through, staying flat on their gut as the guide yelled at them to open fire. There was a burst of light that almost ignored the curtain, before bullets cut it down. Pushing forwards again, the squad re-emerged through the door, only for Crusoe to scream as a javelin caught him in the shoulder. As the squad's sergeant went down, the thrower caught a return bullet, as the few who'd come in from beyond the Great Hall got shot. As a few rifles went down, the squad relaxed- before the Iron Warriors charged. They had been guarding the throne room before, but now they had charged, leaping across the room in a bound and hacking wildly with their swords.

Ducking aside, Walker hissed as his arm caught the edge of one of their long spears, before bringing his rifle up and tapping bullets at the Iron Warrior as fast as he could. It was no use- the man's vest, covered with heavy brass scales, used the same magic as the shields to reject the bullets out of hand. Unlike the shields, though, Walker saw a grimace of pain and a cracking sound as a rib broke. In a moment of clarity, Walker saw the truth of the spell that the enemy had been throwing around like candy- it didn't stop bullets. It stopped penetration- the force of the shot was still there.

"Keep shooting!" Walker yelled, rolling as the spear jabbed towards him. The Iron Warrior was firmly dedicated to killing him, and chopped down with his spear in anger. Bringing his gun up to block, Walker hissed as the heavy blade bit deep in the gun's mechanism, bending the stock he'd gripped. Twisting to the side, he lunged in to grab the Iron Warrior's leg and pulled himself towards the man, frantically drawing his pistol at the same time. Three shots up under his armored kilt later, and the Iron Warrior went down with a slight cry of pain, as well as an exit wound near the edge of his jacket. Rolling out from under his now-dead enemy, Walker picked himself up and looked over at the other Iron Warrior, who was literally getting pushed into a wall by streams of bullets- until one deflected up into his head, putting him down for good.

"Sound off, who's hurt?" Walker yelled.

"Crusoe's downed, the guide, uh, Piccilio? Yeah, Piccilio's got a helluva slash in him, and we've got Thomas and Martinic doing first aid. Jimmy got cut up too, when he did that dive."

Shaking his head, Walker groaned. "Well shit. Corporal… ahh, can't think. Corporal Danube, grab three guys and keep an eye on the wounded. The corpseman's in the market, see if you can get them there. Rest of you, c'mon. We're going in."
 
And that's how you make a bunch of fantasy raiders a credible threat against Marines.
 
And that's how you make a bunch of fantasy raiders a credible threat against Marines.
Yes. And while stopping penetration is really nice in theory, you've still got to wear padding underneath and oh boy does that have limits as to how much energy it can disperse.

Like you can ignore an arrow or two with it, or walk off most of what they'd encounter with a broken rib at worst but anything more energetic is going to fuck you hard. At the higher end of the scale all it will realistically do is keep your torso intact after you get launched through the air.

Of course when you can also halve the weight of a piece of armor that's a major benefit on its own. (EDIT: And the iron looking stuff is even better since you can make thinner sheets and rims out of it, further saving weight. If it wasn't toxic as fuck and dangerous to work in the forge it'd be the norm for armor.)
 
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And that's how you make a bunch of fantasy raiders a credible threat against Marines.

Yeah, by dumping a quarter of the manpower and half of the value of the raiding forces inside this one room in this one building. The question of "How do we nerf guns so the melee fighters have a chance" has come up more than a few times, and it's not an easy one to handle. In this setting, the rough guide for magic is that one magical item is worth about ten peasant-weeks- that is, ten peasants working on one thing for a week- which makes one of the Iron Warriors about twenty-five, thirty peasant-weeks.

Considering how the average mook here is worth three peasant-weeks, kinda puts it into perspective.

Yes. And while stopping penetration is really nice in theory, you've still got to wear padding underneath and oh boy does that have limits as to how much energy it can disperse.

Like you can ignore an arrow or two with it, or walk off most of what they'd encounter with a broken rib at worst but anything more energetic is going to fuck you hard. At the higher end of the scale all it will realistically do is keep your torso intact after you get launched through the air.

The big defensive measure here isn't the body armor- it's the shields. Being bigger and decently heavy, those suckers can soak up three or four shots before they start playing "get the fuck out of the way". After that, the jackets are good for maybe one or two- not much help, when there's three guys hosing you down with bullets like it's going out of style. I'll admit, most of the challenge here was in terms of actually handling the terrain- the tight conditions and not knowing their targets were what caused most of the casualties.

Of course, I also need to write what happens when Wyta realizes she's got backup, and how the best-laid plans often go awry.
 
You know, I have no idea what any of these characters look like. I don't even know how many different species are running around, or what any of them look like. There are at least two non-human species - snake people and catgirls (the latter may or may not be a single gender race; I haven't seen any sign of catboys). Wyta might be a catgirl? Or maybe a snake person of the with-legs variety? (Do the local snake people have legs? I have no clue.) Or some third species? She definitely has arms, legs, and hair, which is more than I can be certain of for any other non-human character.

You guys really need to spend more time describing things. And by more, I mean "any at all".
 
You know, I have no idea what any of these characters look like. I don't even know how many different species are running around, or what any of them look like. There are at least two non-human species - snake people and catgirls (the latter may or may not be a single gender race; I haven't seen any sign of catboys). Wyta might be a catgirl? Or maybe a snake person of the with-legs variety? (Do the local snake people have legs? I have no clue.) Or some third species? She definitely has arms, legs, and hair, which is more than I can be certain of for any other non-human character.

You guys really need to spend more time describing things. And by more, I mean "any at all".
This is a pretty normal flaw in my writing. Like, I've had a general conceit that people don't really repeat descriptions of people they're familiar with. I'll work on it when I go back and fill shit in.
Wyta's human, and generally anyone not really given any description in detail is going to be. Arwi is explicitly not completely human, but going on about how she's got golden eyes, hair and some pretty prominent canines did kinda slip my mind.
 
This is a pretty normal flaw in my writing. Like, I've had a general conceit that people don't really repeat descriptions of people they're familiar with. I'll work on it when I go back and fill shit in.
Wyta's human, and generally anyone not really given any description in detail is going to be. Arwi is explicitly not completely human, but going on about how she's got golden eyes, hair and some pretty prominent canines did kinda slip my mind.
Wait, there are humans native to the other side of the portal? This comes as a total surprise to me.

Like, not going over everyone's appearance every time they meet is well and good, but these people are exploring strange new worlds and meeting strange new people; they're going to stop and look around. It's more jarring when you don't spend a few paragraphs describing the mysterious fantasyland city and its diverse inhabitants that your viewpoint character is seeing for the first time.
 
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