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(AU) Evangelion: Sovereignty

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Every chapter that Shinji gets naked you mention he has a small dick.

Is there some point to it? Otherwise it's just getting wierd.
 
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aledeth said:
Every chapter that Shinji gets naked you have to mention he has a small dick.

Is there some point to it? Otherwise it's just getting wierd.
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Now now, I haven't done that every time. I made absolutely no mention of it when he was in the bath or the rejuvenation tank. But you are correct...dick jokes are among the lowest form of humour and I have brought them up a surprising amount...is it not three times altogether?

Thank you for pointing that out. I reckon I can edit out at least one instance of this.
 
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Still... Asuka and Samuel... are they supposed to be friendliest pilots possible?

China pilot: Hello Tokyo. I just have in mind a nice spot to build my home on, as soon as we conquer you... To bad we have to deal with angels first. At least they will kill all your army and make you easy to take by us.

Federation pilot: ... social darwinist, kill him or be killed at any chance, for slightest reason, to determine who is superior, no matter is it social or physical battlefield?

Russian pilot: *final angel dead, we are alive... all EVAs suddenly self destruct thanks to sabotage... except Russian EVA* From Russia with love!
 
Void spirit said:
Still... Asuka and Samuel... are they supposed to be friendliest pilots possible?

China pilot: Hello Tokyo. I just have in mind a nice spot to build my home on, as soon as we conquer you... To bad we have to deal with angels first. At least they will kill all your army and make you easy to take by us.

Federation pilot: ... social darwinist, kill him or be killed at any chance, for slightest reason, to determine who is superior, no matter is it social or physical battlefield?

Russian pilot: *final angel dead, we are alive... all EVAs suddenly self destruct thanks to sabotage... except Russian EVA* From Russia with love!
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That's...a hilariously apt depiction of the nations.
 
In that case...

Asuka: *is in the shower cabin and singing something in style "I am Empress of the world"*

Samuel: Now, now. Thank you compliments, but you should, please, go stand in line. There are others who waiting to give them, too. You will get you chance, same as everyone. Ain't I generous? *shows imaginary 1 kilometre line... actually there are some fangirls mentioned.... so maybe not imagionary*

Rei: Hello, Rei. *we pass door of classroom and see her in there*
Hello... Rei? How did you already came to canteen? *we came with shortest way, and she didn't exit classroom*
Wait a sec!?!? *we look trough window of canteen and see Rei outside in swimming pool with other girls, she is nowhere in canteen*
All right. No more hard partying and just hour of sleep before school. I'm still seeing multiples like last night. :facepalm: *it is end of school and there are multiple Reis going home, next to each other... other explanation is that Rei can teleport and has psychic abilities and that is... crazy... must be drink*

Shinji: *... puts complaint to teachers for others sexually harassing him, because of dick jokes... at least there is no last angel as in cannon anime... he can probably stop those this jokes, unlike Gendo throwing him into death/life situation with zero training*

///should rewrite Shinji, can't think of something better, until then reason for him is top of this page///
 
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Lord Sovereign said:
Now now, I haven't done that every time. I made absolutely no mention of it when he was in the bath or the rejuvenation tank. But you are correct...dick jokes are among the lowest form of humour and I have brought them up a surprising amount...is it not three times altogether?

Thank you for pointing that out. I reckon I can edit out at least one instance of this.
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No, Add like 10 more in now just to confuse people...
 
Lord Sovereign said:
Who do you think I am, Hideaki Anno?
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Cheerio said:
Obviously not, otherwise we'd have to wait several years for your next update.
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Lord Sovereign said:
I shall giggle about that in my sleep tonight.
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I would be more concerned for Lord Sovereign mental state if he was similar to Anno.

NGE's creator had problems with depression and wasn't taking meds? Used that experience to bring confusion and body horror into anime, among other things? Gainax ending?

... then again by avatar image and happy state of the world in this fic... he likes crapsack world settings? Should that be worrying?:drevil:


Shinji: How come that Evangelion project doesn't have any psychologistwith... proper security clearances?
 
Void spirit said:
I would be more concerned for Lord Sovereign mental state if he was similar to Anno.

NGE's creator had problems with depression and wasn't taking meds? Used that experience to bring confusion and body horror into anime, among other things? Gainax ending?

... then again by avatar image and happy state of the world in this fic... he likes crapsack world settings? Should that be worrying?:drevil:


Shinji: How come that Evangelion project doesn't have any psychologistwith... proper security clearances?
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Perfectly normal happy people are satisfied with their lives, and thus have no need to invent fantastical worlds in which to play out their fantasies. Have you never noticed that many comedians seem to have issues with depression?

As for the dick jokes, remember that many badfics seem to have the MC getting laid left and right, with women swooning at the sight of his throbbing cock. And yes, they use the phrase 'throbbing cock' with complete seriousness. If you don't believe me, go find a random Naruto fic on FanfictionDOTnet.
 
UberNimrod said:
Perfectly normal happy people are satisfied with their lives, and thus have no need to invent fantastical worlds in which to play out their fantasies. Have you never noticed that many comedians seem to have issues with depression?
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Hmm, I don't have depression but I do have something akin to self esteem problems. Perhaps that's one of the reasons I like writing so much, making fantastical worlds in which to play out mah fantasies (and I use that in the most innocent way possible)

UberNimrod said:
As for the dick jokes, remember that many badfics seem to have the MC getting laid left and right, with women swooning at the sight of his throbbing cock. And yes, they use the phrase 'throbbing cock' with complete seriousness. If you don't believe me, go find a random Naruto fic on FanfictionDOTnet.
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Wat.

I just thought...those were legends...no one can write that badly, surely...I was just clumsily making a point about not needing to be "masculine" to be braver but...throbbing cock, seriously? Someone actually put that down and thought it looked good?
 
Lord Sovereign said:
Wat.

I just thought...those were legends...no one can write that badly, surely...I was just clumsily making a point about not needing to be "masculine" to be braver but...throbbing cock, seriously? Someone actually put that down and thought it looked good?
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Do NOT Do The Research. That is all I can say. You're better off if you don't.

I will say this: If the badfic author did not use that phrase, it wasn't because they suddenly had Good Taste.

I've helped a group of people make fun of some badfics. I can provide links to our rambling ranting if you ask.
 
I've heard of the phrase "gluttons for punishment," but this has to be one of the rare times I have seen it in action.

Naruto Chaos Mage, our first project.

Partially Kissed Hero, in which there are no heroes. Unless you count those of us that read and took potshots at this.

Ascension, Book 1, something so bad, even I eventually succumbed to boredom.

Those are the ones I know of. I don't think we have any more. If we do, I know nothing of them.

Edit: Links provided are to the first post, which acts as a Table of Contents for each chapter. You have been warned.
 
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UberNimrod said:
I've heard of the phrase "gluttons for punishment," but this has to be one of the rare times I have seen it in action.

Naruto Chaos Mage, our first project.

Partially Kissed Hero, in which there are no heroes. Unless you count those of us that read and took potshots at this.

Ascension, Book 1, something so bad, even I eventually succumbed to boredom.

Those are the ones I know of. I don't think we have any more. If we do, I know nothing of them.

Edit: Links provided are to the first post, which acts as a Table of Contents for each chapter. You have been warned.
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These can't be fucking real...they just can't...
 
UberNimrod said:
I've heard of the phrase "gluttons for punishment," but this has to be one of the rare times I have seen it in action.

Naruto Chaos Mage, our first project.

Partially Kissed Hero, in which there are no heroes. Unless you count those of us that read and took potshots at this.

Ascension, Book 1, something so bad, even I eventually succumbed to boredom.

Those are the ones I know of. I don't think we have any more. If we do, I know nothing of them.

Edit: Links provided are to the first post, which acts as a Table of Contents for each chapter. You have been warned.
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Thanks for reading everyone. Now near the exit we have provided for your convenience: neuralisers, alcohol, experimental brain bleach substance OMG-TCBHH-03 (oh-my-god-this-can't-have-happened), dozen of bricks (guaranteed to not break for at least 100 hits to head... might not be enough with bad enough works, unfortunately), along with few other methods. Use whatever you prefer. It is all provided free of charge...
Now excuse me, I'm going to try few methods myself, too.

Authors couldn't have made it this bad, if they intentionally tried to make it bad?
This are NOT works in category "so bad, it's good"?
 
Did all of you think I was kidding?

I tried to warn you, but noooooo. You wouldn't listen.

Although the chapters I went through I tried to make funny. Especially when we got the idea of having 'guests' sit in and suffer along with us as we read them.

Especially since some of the 'guests' tried to make us suffer for their suffering.
 
hmm last angel was human looking in anime? Became friend with shinji? Stood 1 metre away from him?

And was it said that lord of ash deosn't bother to change his shape (do they usually look human like or i'm imagining it wrong) into some eldritch abomination?

If angels were not honourable, glory hunting warriors.... vikings? ... they could easily took human form, see what is going on (current state of world) and assassinate pilots in school with no chance for them to get into EVAs to defend?

... and with bad luck their AT field could tank same amount of damage be them human sized or building sized...
 
Void spirit said:
If angels were not honourable, glory hunting warriors.... vikings? ... they could easily took human form, see what is going on (current state of world) and assassinate pilots in school with no chance for them to get into EVAs to defend?
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Depends which group you're talking about. Remember, the Divine are quite similar to mankind in many respects. In fact, the only reason they currently have a "unified government" of sorts, is because Netzach conquered them.

Now as for the Lord of Ash's people, the Aesylian's, yes indeed, that sort of strategy is entirely out of the question. If your opponent is to die, then it should be on the battlefield and nowhere else. To kill a foe in so cowardly a manner...that's a one way ticket to Tsuog (their version of hell)

In terms of the Taylus, considering their culture suffers from chronic backstabbing disorder, that sort of thing would be kiddy shit to them.

The Fleilan, the "weakest" (as they are called) of the Divine peoples, would try and avoid conflict altogether. But considering that, as far as most Divine are concerned, diplomacy is for "pussies"...

If it where a Fheiran horde, they'd burn the city, kill all the men, and make off with as many valuables and women as possible.

...Shit...that's what they'd all do in a conquest. The Divine might be much older than us, but they aren't quite as...civilized...
 
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