(sweatdrops) What in the wide universe can be so bad for such a creature of madness to make common cause against it!?

And the thing is, if you look at the actual levels of the various bad-behind-the-baddies this would still absolutely be 100% legitimate; Sailort Moon final bosses are planetary-extinction-level threats at the minimum.
*very amused serpent noises*
Yuuuup
I feel like as much as Ranma would probably try to help the Scouts, as ki is basically life force they might be basically hard countered without access to some of the Xianxia bullshit cultivation styles?
 
Principal Konoemon has a meeting with Ginji. Will Evangeline be invited as well?

If so, does she show better manners?

Is Ginji going to sell Sunny Greens to Mahora?
 
It's great to see Areru using talk no jutsu here! Makes it so much easier to get things done.

I'm curious as to what he plans to actually do with this new perspective on the Youma situation. The Scouts have the power level to handle it, but they lack support and tactical know-how. I could see Areru and/or the Association helping them out with those, once everyone's finally on the same page.
 
Despite their seemingly silly nature, youma are strong, and the sailor senshi stronger still.

A bit like Spider-Man villains who can seem like chumps getting their asses handed to them by a teen, but they are putting up a fight against a precognitive super powered ninja, who has overcome a number of people supposedly higher up the food chain then him.

Edit: Another example: Team Rocket (Jesse, James, and Meowth) seem silly and incompetent when facing off against a kid. Said kid is basically the Creator's problem solver. Team Rocket are monsters when they aren't trying to steal from Arceus' Fixit button.
Youma are kinda like Power Ranger villains...they only seem weak because the Media doesn't showcase just how powerful a being that was known to be able to single handily conquer whole worlds on his OWN really was(yes Goldar was that strong...he literally was a planet crusher before Jason started beating his ass daily) . Also note that the Senshi are literally Avatars of their planets...basically Goddesses in their own right. Al is a Void Dragon, a very SMALL step away from being considered to be a Outer God himself.
 
Power gamers out there like to mix and match to find the most potent combination but they never quite like to come up with a sensible explanation for how their character, not them, would know these dozen odd esoteric secrets from wildly different planes or even planets.

*Got taught by a Crazy Not Planeswalker. Sometimes is done well but I can count the times I liked that in a story with one hand and have fingers to spare.

*Found a Secret Stash of an Undead Wizard. Only valid for spells of the same planet/realm. Can work sometimes.

*The Main Character is the Bad Guy and Traded with other Bad Guys. That one is kind of acceptable sometimes.

*Very old long lived alien/immortal main character, only really fun if playing the bad guy or having such high stakes you can make the story not boring.
 
*Got taught by a Crazy Not Planeswalker. Sometimes is done well but I can count the times I liked that in a story with one hand and have fingers to spare.

*Found a Secret Stash of an Undead Wizard. Only valid for spells of the same planet/realm. Can work sometimes.

*The Main Character is the Bad Guy and Traded with other Bad Guys. That one is kind of acceptable sometimes.

*Very old long lived alien/immortal main character, only really fun if playing the bad guy or having such high stakes you can make the story not boring.

Baldur's Gate 3 honestly offers an amazing hook for the idea. A damaged nautiloid dropping down close enough to be scavenged by the PC during their childhood could account for some unusual spells or knowledge and makes a fantastic excuse for a character to be seeking out more knowledge related to the dead wizard and their foreign scrolls that they found on said ship.

There are no shortage of options, I'd just like to see the character have to explore, see them hunt down a promising rumor that proved to be false, see the actual story and not just the character sheet.
 
I feel like as much as Ranma would probably try to help the Scouts, as ki is basically life force they might be basically hard countered without access to some of the Xianxia bullshit cultivation styles?
It could go that way, or it could be that with magic and ki repelling each other in Negima cosmology the martial artists are exactly the right people to help the Senshi despite being far weaker in objective terms. It mostly depends on the story Ficster wants to tel, there, but I past performance suggests it will continue to be an entertaining one.
 
It could go that way, or it could be that with magic and ki repelling each other in Negima cosmology the martial artists are exactly the right people to help the Senshi despite being far weaker in objective terms. It mostly depends on the story Ficster wants to tel, there, but I past performance suggests it will continue to be an entertaining one.
Sailor dum-dum with real martial training would be much deadlier and most importantly effective than she currently is. They had to resort to time travel and a macguffin to win in the original timeline
 
It could go that way, or it could be that with magic and ki repelling each other in Negima cosmology the martial artists are exactly the right people to help the Senshi despite being far weaker in objective terms. It mostly depends on the story Ficster wants to tel, there, but I past performance suggests it will continue to be an entertaining one.
Fair enough… and Ranma somehow ending up a Senshi after someone tosses them back in the pools would be perfectly in keeping with the setting so… options abound~

Edit: I'm gonna stab my auto corrector one of these days
 
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There are no shortage of options, I'd just like to see the character have to explore, see them hunt down a promising rumor that proved to be false, see the actual story and not just the character sheet.

There was a fanfic adapting a videogame were the MC had to hunt the spells and the MC had no foreknowledge and things weren't 1/1 with the game. Heck if I remember what the heck it was about or the name the thing was hella old, probably a Dragon Quest fanfic based in the old Anime or something?

Unfortunately it was never finished.
 
Sailor dum-dum with real martial training would be much deadlier and most importantly effective than she currently is. They had to resort to time travel and a macguffin to win in the original timeline

You're being too harsh on Usagi. Metalia and the Dark Kingdom did destroy the Silver Millennium with Queen Serenity + Silver Crystal and the Sailor Senshi, all eight of them, at their height. Needing time travel and her affinity with the Silver Crystal to beat that without collateral damage isn't a huge mark against her.

Fair enough… and Ranma somehow ending up a Senshi after someone tosses them back in the pools would be perfectly in keeping with the setting so… options abound~

Edit: I'm gonna stab my auto corrector one of these days

Honestly, I'd adore if Makoto got involved with the Nerima Martial Arts scene in this fic.
 
Wow, either the local mages are a lot weaker than the normal youma ranks or all those teams ended up running into those in the higher ranks.

Though considering the powers involved, I'm betting that the local mages are just weaker. That track for those who know more about the setting?

Still, the continued trend of adults being good for fuck all in anime continues I see. Wonder if we will see any counter to that logic later?
Negima does have people all the way up and down the power chart... but it's on a sharp bell curve, and while the monsters are well and truly monstruous, the upper end of the pool is tiny. To give context, when Negi worked out his Thunder God form, one of them noted there were probably only about eleven people who could effectively counter it, and that was when he was still very incomplete in his mastery of Eva's Dark Magic technique.

Now notably, there are expections to this. Specialists who remain relevant even into the lategame, but there's a reason Nagi's team could look at the entire Martian Military and go 'You seriously think you can take us?' with the following answer ending up being, No, they could not. And just as that act of defiance showed, those highest rankers also aren't people that any given organization can really order around easily, if at all.

Old man Konoe has some access to a few of them, but it's either limited, or because they're reduced from their glory days in some way. Age, being bound, etc. And while he has more access to those useful niche specialists? Well, as noted, Youma are a new, almost entirely outside context issue for everyone local. They don't have anyone who knows how to deal with them effectively.

And critically, the one time we saw a similar 'outside context enemy out of nowhere' enemy show up in Negima? It ripped through all resistance like wet cheesecloth until someone figure out a (very costly) counter.

Now a singular Youma probably wouldn't need one of their handfull of A-listers, but it probably would need something that's some combination of 'too big to hide' 'limited in number/access' and/or 'too expensive to readily use'. And that's for both the 'hunt down the Youma' and the 'actually fight/defeat the Youma' segments separately . Not the sort of resource someone in Konoe's shoes has to spend. And he's probably keeping what few individuals he has accessible that could counter them close to home simply to try and prevent any kind of decapitation strike.
 
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That... changed things.

That changed a lot of things.

Areru had been expecting the man to lie to him. To have some dark book of plots and secrets that Areru would need to painstakingly unveil, one bloody page at a time.

Instead...

The Kanto Magic Association was doing nothing about the Youma because they -had- tried something, and it had cost them the lives of their men and women. And it's been even more costly for the Kansai association.

Areru would bet good money they'd tried to bind the Youma to the service of some Onmyo priests or priestesses, then tried again when they lost contact with the first group.

"This... is a problem," Areru admitted out loud, his gaze locked on the Yggdrasil sapling that was, inexplicably, planted in the middle of the technically-not-a-citystate. "Worse, really."

"The youth often complain about that when they discover what their elders actually have to do," Konoe said. The ends of his mustache tilted up and Areru half-expected the man to be grinning underneath.

"That's not what I mean," Areru said with a shake of his head. He wasn't about to tell the man that Areru was on his third life, that he was personally acquainted with the realities of trying to hold a job, keep the bills paid and find time in between everything to eat, sleep and deal with his schoolwork.

Bilocation was arguably the best spell in existence. Hands down.

"I had hoped that you or the Kansai mages would have had some method of handling the creatures," Areru explained. "That you don't, that it cost you lives to learn that is..." Areru didn't have words for that. Nothing that would resolve the matter, nothing that would make it better. The teen just shrugged and shook his head before continuing. "I can't keep biting Youma's heads off. They taste terrible."

The old man chuckled, once, but came to a rather uncomfortable stop when he realized that Areru wasn't joking.

"...That's not your actual form, is it?" Konoe asked before he took a slow draw from his teacup.

"I can feel the ward over this place," Areru told the man as he began to tap one finger on the armrest of his chair. "I assume it has something to do with the vampire you lot are keeping here? I don't plan on breaking it if I don't have to."

The ward in question felt like water, pressing against his skin. It tasted like subjugation and weakness, tainting the air, but it didn't penetrate through his disguise. Areru was reasonably sure he could overpower it.

Or, if not...

The dragon's eyes slid away from Konoe and back to the towering tree.

He could think of a number of ways to disrupt it.

"...Your knowledge of my school is rather worrisome, young Ginji," Konoe slowly said as he seemed to look down and into his teacup. "You spoke plainly enough to ask me about the Youma, allow me to do the same; What do you want?"

"I wanted to know why a group of fourteen year old girls are openly throwing around magic with enough punch to break Tokyo in half. Now that I know, my other desires taste like ashes because I'm not interested in demanding you or yours do your job if it could see you dead. It's... frustrating." Well, that was the nicest way to say things.

The nicest way that Areru could come up with on the spot, anyway.

"Young man? I am an educator. I do not take any pleasure in seeing children fighting my battles for me." Konoe's words were quiet, his voice creaking like old wood, but there was more to them than just empty platitudes.

Ginji wondered how many of those that died had been Konoe's own students.

The teen quietly sighed as he considered the changes this demanded of him. If the Kanto mages weren't strong enough, or whatever other institutional failing kept them from matching the Youma, then trying to teach them a spell or two that would work better still wouldn't be enough.

Holy, Holy Weapon or Cursed Weapon might all have worked but they demanded the user either have a strong spirit or a strong sense of faith. The Kanto mages seemed to focus on knowledge, which was a perfectly fine choice outside of this specific issue.

And the Kansai mages freely frolicked with demons and kept bound spirits under their command. They'd be able to use the spells...

But Areru didn't trust them with the power they already had.

"...I suppose we're at something of an impasse, then," Areru slowly got out as he considered the situation. It was... not good. At all.

"Perhaps less so than you may think, young Ginji," Konoe said with a small shake of his head, a wheezing laugh in his voice. "The Youma may be outside the scope of those I can command but I believe there is another avenue of assistance my school may offer."

Areru tilted his head slightly as he thought on the old man's words. Konoe was offering the assistance of his school, though, and not his association...

"You mentioned the girl's throwing about a significant amount of power, hmm?" Konoe leadingly asked. "And power is something that comes to the rest of us with practice but, more than power, one must have control. And that, young man, is something that we most certainly can teach!"

"...Somehow? I have a hard time seeing Sailor Moon track down and defeat a Youma while she's been polymorphed into a rabbit," Areru told the old man, his voice a flat deadpan.

"That... those are ermines," Konoe said with a small cough. "And that is a punishment inflicted upon those who would reveal the secret of magic practiced by an associate school in Wales."

"That's... not great. But I suppose it's better?" Slightly? Somehow?

"I like to think so," Konoe agreed. "Here? We simply erase someone's memories."

"...We're done here," Areru declared as he stood up, a scowl overtaking his features.

"Excuse me?" Konoe asked, confusion clear in his tone. "Young man, is there-"

"The mind is man's final sanctuary," Areru cut in with a dark hiss, colors leeching out of the dim room as he glared into Konoe's hidden eyes. "That you and yours would violate it is inexcusable."

"I don't- Where is this coming from?" Konoe asked, the man fumbling to regain control of the situation as Areru relaxed the hold he kept on his nature.

"Look at the 'new' blood in your school, old man," Areru demanded, one arm waving towards the buildings beyond Konoe's window. "How many of them look like the men you've tasked with keeping your secrets? How many of them were born to single mothers, women who would say they don't remember the conception of their child?"

"You would dare-?!" Konoe started to shout, power welling up around the man.

Areru would have none of it. He refused to tolerate the man demanding face to assuage the fragile egos of those with powers that none should be trusted with. He raised one hand and snapped his fingers, just once-

And the magic that Konoe was attempting to call upon was Silenced.

"Keep your monsters close and chained, old man," Areru told him, a dark promise in his words. "If I find them in Minato? You won't be getting them back."

Konoe Konoemon reached out, one hand clutching at his throat as his lips moved, to demand something of the dragon, to further dig his hole ever deeper, Areru did not know. The teen snapped his fingers again-

And appeared on the surface of the moon. The dragon exhaled, his breath lost to the vacuum of space, and balled his hands into fists.

The Kansai kept the spirits of tortured animals. They created the spirits of tortured animals.

The Kanto relied upon magics that, by simple association, meant they couldn't be trusted to keep their word. What did it matter if they made a promise to someone if they could just try and rip that promise from someone's mind?

The teens lungs tried to reinflate, tried to draw something from the emptiness around him, and failed.

Why were both of the magic associations in Japan so...

Worthless?

Looking up, to the Earth hanging high overhead, Areru felt some of the tension bleed out of his body.

Konoe would get his magic back in a few days. Areru hadn't Locked the spell. He'd been reacting rather than actually working with a plan. Hell, he'd been far too close to relaxing his disguise and just... slamming one scaly fist through the man's desk.

Memory magics, mind magics, the whole damned school of Enchantment... that was the most insidious art. It was just... vile and disgusting.

Areru knew magics that would raise the dead and he considered them a more acceptable choice!

Looking at the Earth, Areru worked his jaw back and forth. He couldn't believe that Konoe seriously thought that anyone, anyone at all would entrust children to his...

Care...

Areru gritted his teeth as his irritation spiked again.

People did trust Konoe. People sent their children to his schools, unaware of the mages in the shadows that would... violate their minds if they saw something they weren't supposed to see. Or if they learned something that it would be more convenient for them to forget...

Sliding one hand down his face, Areru felt his frustration growing. He was trying to be delicate, to avoid making too many enemies, but...

Well. At least having enemies would mean he actually stood for something.

Pointing at the Earth, his hand moving in a lazy circle, Areru needed to calm down. He had something important he planned on doing around midnight and he couldn't be yelling or shouting when he went to do it.

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Several hours later, just a little after midnight, the Areru that had stayed home slowly opened a box that had been delivered earlier that day by mail. It came from an address he was familiar enough with, and the box itself was covered in various different stickers and colors of tape.

The first thing he extracted from the box was a letter. Which he would get to in a moment.

The next thing was... a small stuffed animal? A black dog with red eyes... and two heads? It had a little red cardboard heart attached to it with the letters 'Ty'.

Finally was a small card. One that had a long phone number and PIN code on the back. An international prepaid phone card.

Slicing open the envelope, a sheaf of paper and a few photographs fell out. Areru set the letter to the side for a moment to look at the pictures and a soft smile spread across his face at the sight.

Two little kids. Twins. Wearing kneepads and elbow pads and big plastic helmets were pushing around a pair of bicycles. Not riding them. Pushing them.

James and Jamie, Areru's half-siblings in the states.

Reading through the letter, obviously from his mother, the smile just grew wider and wider. The bikes had been purchased with the money Areru had sent to his mother for Christmas. Apparently, James and Jamie both were really, really thankful for their 'Brother Ary' for getting the bikes for them.

Flipping the letter over, Areru actually found a crayon drawing of a bunch of stick figures. With their bikes. And the words 'Thank you!' written in different colors.

That would be going on the fridge later. Areru desperately needed something good after the day he'd had.

But that could wait, at least for a few minutes. More immediately, Areru had something he needed to do.

Picking up the phone from its cradle, Areru held the prepaid card up before his eyes as he painstakingly input the digits, then input the PIN when it asked. Then he had to input another string of numbers!

Still, in short order he had the phone ringing.

"Hello?" a woman's voice answered in English. "Who is this?"

"Hi, mom," Areru said, in English, into the handset. "Finally got your letter."

"Ary!" the woman shouted, right into his ear. "It's been so long! Oh, you have got to tell me, how have you been? How's school going? Are you and your father getting along?"

"I'm alright," Areru said. "And school's alright, too. Can't say much about my father. He works so much, I can't even remember the last time I saw him..."

The two didn't get to talk very often. International phone calls were expensive and getting the times to line up with a twelve-hour timezone difference was a pain.

But, some days?

It was just worth it.
 
When your Modus Operandi is lambasted by a Void Dragon as being cruel, you might want to reconsidering it. Once you pick up your dignity from the gutter.

Well, it's time for the Senshi to be taught how to Magic by the cake delivery guy.
 
Reading through the letter, obviously from his mother, the smile just grew wider and wider. The bikes had been purchased with the money Areru had sent to his mother for Christmas. Apparently, James and Jamie both were really, really thankful for their 'Brother Ary' for getting the bikes for them.

Flipping the letter over, Areru actually found a crayon drawing of a bunch of stick figures. With their bikes. And the words 'Thank you!' written in different colors.

That would be going on the fridge later. Areru desperately needed something good after the day he'd had.
Enchant that art with permanence and indestructibility. Nothing is more valuable to this Void Dragon.

Also, Kanto learned of a new threat of great power. Forcibly suppressing someone's magical power for long periods of time will surely get their panties in a frantic twist. Then again, such association have slipped so far down the slide that they are halfway through the 4th layer of Hell.
 
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Kar'Yashlan played around with the "Magician Hat" she had got after that weird Dungeons and Dragons Adventure. Being a human, a male human of all things, it had been difficult and different but interesting. Sure she had keep "himself" celibate during that experience but she had many things to distract her at least.

The fact she literally had to be reborn as that human and live decades as him had been... well not what she had expected.

Maybe asking Lord Lucifer Morningstar for a Quest to become stronger now that Alchemist was missing had been a bad idea. The very powerful being
had decided to make things difficult to her. It had almost been like an actual reincarnation, until Kar'Yashlan, as Presto the Magician as he was in that life, was in his eighties and decided to have a heroic death saving both the world of Dungeon and Dragons and Earth.

Then she woke up back into her female Fallen Angel body only she still remembered how to do Magician magic and still had the Magician hat.

She didn't remember everything, just the magic she has cared to Master.

Just for a laugh she pulled out a small kitchen sink from the hat and threw it at the annoying demon that had not stopped trying to talk to her.

"Go away Etrigan, I am not in the mood for whatever you want!"

To her surprise the rhyming demon listened and left without complain.

Mmm, the Fallen Angel wondered what the dragon girl was doing, probably hanging around that horrible pink cat life goddess?

AN: Kar'Yashlan is very old but lacks actual good life experiences by how old she is, Lucifer wanted to give her that, and he made her into Prestro because the magic in that Dungeon and Dragons cartoon is quite busted.

Kar'Yashlan specifically was in basically the canon timeline including the unaided episode "Requiem". Like the canon Presto she chose to stay. After all the choice was between losing all his magic and living as a normal kid or get to learn actual magic that might help get Alchemist back?

Also she was basically like the canon Presto only her hat have her a lot of fire themed things as the first pick. Sometimes it was useful like getting a can of oil and matches, or a torch or oil lamp when a light was needed.
 
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"...We're done here," Areru declared as he stood up, a scowl overtaking his features
Harry Potter fanfic trauma triggered.
When your Modus Operandi is lambasted by a Void Dragon as being cruel, you might want to reconsidering it.
That said, he's assuming worse things than the "legitimate" use of wiping memories of magic are going on. Which, yeah, there are a bunch of people running around with opportunity, motive and the perfect roofie means on them but we don't actually know if the crimes are happening.

Maybe the Kanto Magic Association has policies and methods to detect and follow up on memory removal spells to check for misuse? Frankly, they don't look like they are that organized, but who knows.
 
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The big thing that people forget. The Yoma destroyed the Silver Millennium. The Silver Millennium where magic was plentiful, everywhere, and on multiple planets. The Yoma scoured the solar system clean. That is not a weak enemy.
A bit of correction.

They do fuck the regime really bad.

But the one that scoured the Solar System is the Silence.

It's Sailor Uranus' (I think?) final reset button.
 
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