Anime Academy
- Thread starter CoreBrute
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Are non of you slightly curious as to what is in the package?
KnownParadox
Not a sphere
- Location
- Canada
I am!
[X] "You called me a weeb ninja wannabe." She starts sniffling with sad eyes. "That was so mean!" [Requires Self-Awareness 2]
[X] 21/09/1997
[X] "You called me a weeb ninja wannabe." She starts sniffling with sad eyes. "That was so mean!" [Requires Self-Awareness 2]
[X] 21/09/1997
Kanata.EXE
Programmer
- Location
- Indonesia
Inserted tally
DarkKing98
Certified Village Idiot
- Location
- USA
It'll fuck us over on this social link. The hell should we?
- Location
- England
I never said that.
Also,by that logic, aren't you concerned making her cry by calling her a ninja weeb might negatively affect any potential relationship?
WildCardFool
A Reaction Pic for nearly every occasion
- Location
- Earth
[X] "You called me a weeb ninja wannabe." She starts sniffling with sad eyes. "That was so mean!" [Requires Self-Awareness 2]
-[X] 21/09/1997
-[X] 21/09/1997
- Location
- Toronto, Canada
New [X] "You called me a weeb ninja wannabe." She starts sniffling with sad eyes. "That was so mean!" [Requires Self-Awareness 2]
-[X] 21/09/1997
If we broke one of the rules already, might as well break the other.
-[X] 21/09/1997
If we broke one of the rules already, might as well break the other.
KnownParadox
Not a sphere
- Location
- Canada
Maybe offer more incentive to do other things, or add more options, or both.
- Location
- England
Hmm, I see yes. I guess offering a trait wasn't very helpful, as you all haven't gone through the Trait tutorial, and thus don't know how helpful they can be.
And in the end, there were only 2 options and 2 questions. I should probably have at least 3 options per question. Thanks for the advice.
Fall Season-Kunai Clash
- Location
- England
[X] "You called me a weeb ninja wannabe." She starts sniffling with sad eyes. "That was so mean!" [Requires Self-Awareness 2]
[X] 21/09/1997
"Ok please, stop crying." You say as the tears pour down the small's ninja's face.
"I-I-I'm not crying." She says, wiping her face, weapons still in hand. "This is j-just my water Justu, Waterfall of M-M-Mystery."
"Uh…" You pull out the package you had. "Will you stop cry-performing your Jutsu if I give you a present from Tori?"
"Ooh-ooh, gimmie!" Tears vanished faster than the ninja, Jad takes the wrapped package. She starts unwraping it carefully, before glaring at you. "You didn't open this, did you?"
*Special Scene Code accepted*
"Uhh…" You say nervously. "Of-of course not." You say. You were confident that you had sealed up the wrapping as securely as Tori had. There's no way anyone could tell. Just stay cool man.
"You sure?" She leans in close to you, her deadly eyes inches from yours. "It would be rude to look at someone else's secret present." You feel a sharp blade at your neck.
"Of course." You say, doing your best not to gulp. "What monster would do that? Tori told me not to after all."
She stares at you for a couple of seconds, her face impassive.
"Good." She finally steps back, weapons sheathed. "Glad to see you can be relied up in confidential deliveries of such importance." She says, her back turned, with package hidden from you.
"Yup." You smile and point your thumb up. "You can believe it-I mean me." Then your eyes widen in horror at your Freudian slip. "Believe me. I meant believe me."
The girl freezes still. You feel the air around you go cold, almost as if icicles form around you.
"You did see it…" She says, her words like an icicle dangling above your head.
"I-I, I mean, maybe I saw a glimpse…" You admit. "But-but, I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, I mean, if that's what you're into…" Oh god I'm die. Not like this. I had so much left to do. Evils I wanted to vanquish. Conquests to add to my harem/reverse harem. I was going to take the sports team to finals. I never even saw Your Name-
"It's not what you think!" A sudden screech knocks you out of your morbid thoughts. Jad is waving her arms around frantically, blushing furiously as her eyes go really wide.
"A-and even if it was, there's nothing wrong with appreciating a good love story-" As she swings her arms arounds, she drops the package in front of you. It opens, revealing the cover.
*Special Scene Unlocked-Fujoshi No Jutsu*
There it was. A comic made by fans of a series-commonly called Doujinshi-where fans could draw their own adventures with favourite characters. All completely non-canon, and usually all in good fun.
From the cover you could tell this 60 page volume was likely a bit…passionate.
"Look ok, Naruto and Sasuke were made for each other!" She shouts out, grabbing the book, holding it like a life preserver. "They were each other's first kiss, and Naruto waited around for years longing for Sasuke. The sexual tension was in every ink blot-you see it too right?" She asks hopefully.
Well. What do you say?
[] "Um, Actually, if you read all the issues, and the author's notes in the letter sectios and interviews, it's clear that the writer always intended Hinata and Naruto to be OTP." [Support the canon ship with nerdy knowledge. Gain Trait-Otaku]
[] "You're so right! The way they gaze into each other's eyes when in battle-the passion is almost obscene. Can I read that after you're done?" [Appreciate the beauty of boy on boy love. Gain Trait-Yaoi]
[] "Uh no. Obviously the one real ship is [Write-in]. I've got like 5TB of fanfiction to back me up." [You've decided to support a Crack Ship as the OTP. Write-in your crack ship, as long as at least one of the participants is Naruto or Sasuke. Besides that, anything goes. Gain Trait-Sailor]
Well. I wonder if anyone predicted that? I'm curious what you guys thought putting that code in would have unlocked. Let me know.
Also, here are the Trait explanations:
[X] 21/09/1997
"Ok please, stop crying." You say as the tears pour down the small's ninja's face.
"I-I-I'm not crying." She says, wiping her face, weapons still in hand. "This is j-just my water Justu, Waterfall of M-M-Mystery."
"Uh…" You pull out the package you had. "Will you stop cry-performing your Jutsu if I give you a present from Tori?"
"Ooh-ooh, gimmie!" Tears vanished faster than the ninja, Jad takes the wrapped package. She starts unwraping it carefully, before glaring at you. "You didn't open this, did you?"
*Special Scene Code accepted*
"Uhh…" You say nervously. "Of-of course not." You say. You were confident that you had sealed up the wrapping as securely as Tori had. There's no way anyone could tell. Just stay cool man.
"You sure?" She leans in close to you, her deadly eyes inches from yours. "It would be rude to look at someone else's secret present." You feel a sharp blade at your neck.
"Of course." You say, doing your best not to gulp. "What monster would do that? Tori told me not to after all."
She stares at you for a couple of seconds, her face impassive.
"Good." She finally steps back, weapons sheathed. "Glad to see you can be relied up in confidential deliveries of such importance." She says, her back turned, with package hidden from you.
"Yup." You smile and point your thumb up. "You can believe it-I mean me." Then your eyes widen in horror at your Freudian slip. "Believe me. I meant believe me."
The girl freezes still. You feel the air around you go cold, almost as if icicles form around you.
"You did see it…" She says, her words like an icicle dangling above your head.
"I-I, I mean, maybe I saw a glimpse…" You admit. "But-but, I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, I mean, if that's what you're into…" Oh god I'm die. Not like this. I had so much left to do. Evils I wanted to vanquish. Conquests to add to my harem/reverse harem. I was going to take the sports team to finals. I never even saw Your Name-
"It's not what you think!" A sudden screech knocks you out of your morbid thoughts. Jad is waving her arms around frantically, blushing furiously as her eyes go really wide.
"A-and even if it was, there's nothing wrong with appreciating a good love story-" As she swings her arms arounds, she drops the package in front of you. It opens, revealing the cover.
*Special Scene Unlocked-Fujoshi No Jutsu*
There it was. A comic made by fans of a series-commonly called Doujinshi-where fans could draw their own adventures with favourite characters. All completely non-canon, and usually all in good fun.
From the cover you could tell this 60 page volume was likely a bit…passionate.
"Look ok, Naruto and Sasuke were made for each other!" She shouts out, grabbing the book, holding it like a life preserver. "They were each other's first kiss, and Naruto waited around for years longing for Sasuke. The sexual tension was in every ink blot-you see it too right?" She asks hopefully.
Well. What do you say?
[] "Um, Actually, if you read all the issues, and the author's notes in the letter sectios and interviews, it's clear that the writer always intended Hinata and Naruto to be OTP." [Support the canon ship with nerdy knowledge. Gain Trait-Otaku]
[] "You're so right! The way they gaze into each other's eyes when in battle-the passion is almost obscene. Can I read that after you're done?" [Appreciate the beauty of boy on boy love. Gain Trait-Yaoi]
[] "Uh no. Obviously the one real ship is [Write-in]. I've got like 5TB of fanfiction to back me up." [You've decided to support a Crack Ship as the OTP. Write-in your crack ship, as long as at least one of the participants is Naruto or Sasuke. Besides that, anything goes. Gain Trait-Sailor]
Well. I wonder if anyone predicted that? I'm curious what you guys thought putting that code in would have unlocked. Let me know.
Also, here are the Trait explanations:
Otaku
You appreciate the fine things in life...aka, the nerdy things. Whether it's anime, video games, movies, or whatever, you are passionate about something. However, because popular culture thinks you're all the same, you've been lumped together under one lump sum, even if you have never played a video game or seen an anime besides DBZ.
Thankfully, that means you will have the opportunity to spout off nerdy trivia. It may not always be helpful, and it might annoy people, but the option is always there.
Some modern anime like having Otaku Protagonists. It resonates with the audience for some reason.
You appreciate the fine things in life...aka, the nerdy things. Whether it's anime, video games, movies, or whatever, you are passionate about something. However, because popular culture thinks you're all the same, you've been lumped together under one lump sum, even if you have never played a video game or seen an anime besides DBZ.
Thankfully, that means you will have the opportunity to spout off nerdy trivia. It may not always be helpful, and it might annoy people, but the option is always there.
Some modern anime like having Otaku Protagonists. It resonates with the audience for some reason.
Yaoi
You appreciate the beauty of boy on boy love, and like to help it along when you can. Having this trait does not mean you yourself are gay, nor does lacking this trait mean you have to be heterosexual. It does however offer you the opportunity to both gush about your male ships, as well as try to create pairings in real life, when you get the chance. Why don't they realise they would be perfect for each other, if they just didn't have girlfriends or wives?
You appreciate the beauty of boy on boy love, and like to help it along when you can. Having this trait does not mean you yourself are gay, nor does lacking this trait mean you have to be heterosexual. It does however offer you the opportunity to both gush about your male ships, as well as try to create pairings in real life, when you get the chance. Why don't they realise they would be perfect for each other, if they just didn't have girlfriends or wives?
Sailor
"I hear you like...'ships'. And you like to...'ship people'. Together. You'll even get on...crack-ed ships. I hear you'll even 'go down with your ship'.
Well I don't know what you are talking about, or why those all had parenthesis around it, but it's good to have a marine minded person on board. I guess we can trust you to be in charge of nautical vessels. I'll be sure to let the anime people know of your special skill."
-Your teacher is a bit outdated. But hey, it could get you on a boat! Now how do you steer this thing...
"I hear you like...'ships'. And you like to...'ship people'. Together. You'll even get on...crack-ed ships. I hear you'll even 'go down with your ship'.
Well I don't know what you are talking about, or why those all had parenthesis around it, but it's good to have a marine minded person on board. I guess we can trust you to be in charge of nautical vessels. I'll be sure to let the anime people know of your special skill."
-Your teacher is a bit outdated. But hey, it could get you on a boat! Now how do you steer this thing...
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Pathetic King
"I Speak To The Audient Void."
- Location
- Colorado
[X] "Uh no. Obviously the one real ship is [Naruto x Sasuke x Giant Flying Spaghetti Monster]. I've got like 5TB of fanfiction to back me up." [You've decided to support a Crack Ship as the OTP. Write-in your crack ship, as long as at least one of the participants is Naruto or Sasuke. Besides that, anything goes. Gain Trait-Sailor]
JoshieWoshie
Mister Doge
[X] "Um, Actually, if you read all the issues, and the author's notes in the letter sectios and interviews, it's clear that the writer always intended Hinata and Naruto to be OTP." [Support the canon ship with nerdy knowledge. Gain Trait-Otaku]
We're all nerds here.
We're all nerds here.
- Location
- England
Damn it, there's always one person who brings religion into this.
[X] "Um, Actually, if you read all the issues, and the author's notes in the letter sectios and interviews, it's clear that the writer always intended Hinata and Naruto to be OTP." [Support the canon ship with nerdy knowledge. Gain Trait-Otaku]
What? What?
I like Naruhina.
What? What?
I like Naruhina.
- Location
- singapore
[X] "Um, Actually, if you read all the issues, and the author's notes in the letter sectios and interviews, it's clear that the writer always intended Hinata and Naruto to be OTP." [Support the canon ship with nerdy knowledge. Gain Trait-Otaku]
- Location
- Boston
Otaku are overdone in anime, especially compared to shippers. Also, an anime on the high seas sounds fun, especially if it isn't One Piece. Having said that, who's the most obscure Naruto character out of everyone he's met? Hmm...
[X] "Uh no. Obviously the one real ship is [Naruto&Yota]. I've got like 5TB of fanfiction to back me up." [You've decided to support a Crack Ship as the OTP. Write-in your crack ship, as long as at least one of the participants is Naruto or Sasuke. Besides that, anything goes. Gain Trait-Sailor]
EDIT: The idea of having five terabytes of fanfictions about nothing by Naruto and Yota being friends tempts me like nothing else, especially since five terabytes of text is a METRIC FUCKTON. Seriously, it takes one byte to encode a single letter, so five terabytes is 5,000,000,000,000 letters. Assuming the average word is about 5 letters long, that's a trillion words of nothing but pure Naru&Yota fanfics, to say nothing about the rest of our MC's Naruto-related collection. If we pick this, our MC will be a bigger naruto fanatic than the fujo we're talking to, by at least a few orders of magnitude, and will not even live long enough to read the vast majority of his own hoard.
[X] "Uh no. Obviously the one real ship is [Naruto&Yota]. I've got like 5TB of fanfiction to back me up." [You've decided to support a Crack Ship as the OTP. Write-in your crack ship, as long as at least one of the participants is Naruto or Sasuke. Besides that, anything goes. Gain Trait-Sailor]
EDIT: The idea of having five terabytes of fanfictions about nothing by Naruto and Yota being friends tempts me like nothing else, especially since five terabytes of text is a METRIC FUCKTON. Seriously, it takes one byte to encode a single letter, so five terabytes is 5,000,000,000,000 letters. Assuming the average word is about 5 letters long, that's a trillion words of nothing but pure Naru&Yota fanfics, to say nothing about the rest of our MC's Naruto-related collection. If we pick this, our MC will be a bigger naruto fanatic than the fujo we're talking to, by at least a few orders of magnitude, and will not even live long enough to read the vast majority of his own hoard.
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- Location
- England
Isn't Yota an undead child brought back by evil magic?
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By the way, I will be counting all Crack Votes as one vote regardless of the write-in choice, just to be fair. Then, unless there's a clear majority, I will randomly select one. Or maybe just support all Crack ships. We'll see.
- Location
- Boston
Yeah, but before the Impure World Zombie Apocalypse, and before the main plot of Naruto started, Yota died, was brought back to life as a test subject for the IWR, and befriended Naruto and co. He also saved Naruto from drowning, or something. Oh, and he erased everyone's memories of him before the story started which is why no one remembers him, which means that from a Doylian perspective, he was basically retroactively inserted into the canon.Isn't Yota an undead child brought back by evil magic?
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Screw it, if you're down for it, so am I.
By the way, I will be counting all Crack Votes as one vote regardless of the write-in choice, just to be fair. Then, unless there's a clear majority, I will randomly select one. Or maybe just support all Crack ships. We'll see.
Also, what are your thoughts on my edit?
Kanata.EXE
Programmer
- Location
- Indonesia
[X] "Um, Actually, if you read all the issues, and the author's notes in the letter sectios and interviews, it's clear that the writer always intended Hinata and Naruto to be OTP." [Support the canon ship with nerdy knowledge. Gain Trait-Otaku]
- Location
- England
It's fanfiction, but that doesn't mean it's all words. Fanfiction could also mean fan comics, or fan animations, and images use up a lot more bytes than letters. Besides, he said 'like 5 TB' which means he could be exagerating. Or he could be telling the truth, and will need massive OPness to be able to read his own collection.