Sci-Fi Ancient Legos [Worm/Stargate]

This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas. Features Lego Spaceships. (FF.net rating T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a comfy chair joke.)