Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
You know, push ups, sit ups, exercise?
Amateur Intelligence Agent [Inactive]
- Thread starter Nightingale
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You know, push ups, sit ups, exercise?
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
Alright, I was throwing you a bone here, but that's okay. Do some damn situps...
Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
What bone? Are you refereeing to the note, because spying on Alexander sounds REALLY stupid, since he is both a veteran spy and beats us at everything.
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
*chuckles* You tend to over-complicate everything. *chuckles a bit more, bursting into unadulterated laughter*
Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
Then simplify it for me.
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
You do know the series of mathematical procedure known as PEMDAS, right? I'm sure you can simplify it yourself. In all seriousness, I'm throwing you a bone here, and if you play it smartly, could reward you.
Even a veteran spy let's his guard down sometimes. Especially when most their attention is focused on the person their meeting.
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Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
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D.D. Spectator
Strongest in the land
- Location
- Unknown
[X] Find some different (specifically not from Alex) clothes to wear, shave our hair, and get a hat.
-[X] Follow Alex.
-[X] Follow Alex.
PewPewBangBang
Ork-wielding gun
- Location
- Earth
[X] Find some different(specifically not from Alex) clothes to wear and get a hat.
-[X] Follow Alex
--[X] Try to stay in crowded areas and blend in. Don't ever stick out or stand alone, don't stare at Alex, instead look at him out of the corner of your eye. Never be closer then a block to him while you are following him. Remember, it is better to lose him then be discovered. Walk casually, the the whole running from cover to cover thing from the movies only draws attention to yourself. That said, keeping trees, bushes, buildings, ect between you is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as you aren't obvious.
--[X] If you do lose him, immediately head back to the hotel.
-[X] Follow Alex
--[X] Try to stay in crowded areas and blend in. Don't ever stick out or stand alone, don't stare at Alex, instead look at him out of the corner of your eye. Never be closer then a block to him while you are following him. Remember, it is better to lose him then be discovered. Walk casually, the the whole running from cover to cover thing from the movies only draws attention to yourself. That said, keeping trees, bushes, buildings, ect between you is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as you aren't obvious.
--[X] If you do lose him, immediately head back to the hotel.
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Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
[X] Find some different(specifically not from Alex) clothes to wear and get a hat.
-[X] Follow Alex
--[X] Try to stay in crowded areas and blend in. Don't ever stick out or stand alone, don't stare at Alex, instead look at him out of the corner of your eye. Never be closer then a block to him while you are following him. Remember, it is better to lose him then be discovered. Walk casually, the the whole running from cover to cover thing from the movies only draws attention to yourself. That said, keeping trees, bushes, buildings, ect between you is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as you aren't obvious.
---[X] If you do lose him, immediately head back to the hotel.
----[X] Buy a map.
Why shave our hair if we are buying a hat?
PewPewBangBang
Ork-wielding gun
- Location
- Earth
The best way out is direct. Not always the safest or the fastest, but the best
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Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
You're joking, right? I mean- I can't....
Th-this is the situation playing in my head...
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MC: Damn, how am I ever going to fool that person into believing I'm a lost tourist? If only I had a convenient map and an accent...
*Looks down to the ground, where a convenient map and an accent were placed.*
MC: That's convenient. *Brushes off the accent, and slaps it on, suddenly gaining a Cockney way of speaking.*
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
I was wondering why they thought a haircut was a good idea, Alexander has seen your face. It would be a pointless waste of such beautiful hair.
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
What the hell is you definition of "Best", considering safest and fastest are kind of the focal points of "Best" results...
D.D. Spectator
Strongest in the land
- Location
- Unknown
Simple, if we shave our head and wear a hat, even if Alex spots us he wouldn't see we our bald now. When we're done, we throw the clothes into some river or trash and switch into our first pair of clothes. Finally, when Alex comes back we just give him an excuse for being bald.
The reason for the hat is it hides our face a little and hair might stick out so we still want to shave it.
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
*Claps hands* You logic is just impeccable, my friend. So here's the rundown of things, we shave our head, so Alex Doesn't know we're bald, for some reason. Then we throw perfectly good clothing into a river, or trash bin an make haste back to the hotel, bald and naked, because I think it's highly impractical to carry an entire different set of clothing with us the entire time we're tailing him.
And then when asked why we're bald (and naked), we explain that we felt like our head was being suffocated by our hair, correct?
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D.D. Spectator
Strongest in the land
- Location
- Unknown
How many bullets should I shoot you with? 1,2,100?
Steps
1. Get new clothes, shave hair, wear a hat.
2. Follow Alex
3. In case you are sawn, get out of sight. He most likely won't know it's us if we are careful and our hair won't show from our hat cause we our bald.
4. Once back, change back into the provided clothes and throw the new ones into the river or some place Alex won't see.
5. Tell Alex we wanted a haircut.
PewPewBangBang
Ork-wielding gun
- Location
- Earth
My definition of best is leaves no baggage behind.
Cause see, if, you're THROUGH, you will leave no evidence behind in your work.
Gedit? Ge-Ill just leave now.
Also edited because Im sleepy and I cannot brain while sleepy
PewPewBangBang
Ork-wielding gun
- Location
- Earth
"you sell maps?'
Alex: You look familiar.
Us: Quala Hasbuano amigos?
Alex: No comprehendos senorita
Us: Hasbueno. HASBUENO
Alex: I don't know where this place is. There is a guide online, you might want to google it.
Not included: The mustach that I forgot to put in
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
All good, my friend. I can hardly brain myself when sleep, as shown on multiple instances.
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So the consensus is getting a haircut? As weird as that is...
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
There's a reason I like you guys. *chuckles*
Dark Ness
Rises Where Silence Dies
- Location
- The Primordial Soup
No, only D. D. Spectator voted for that. I think it is completely unnecessary, because, unless we have pink hair or something, him seeing our hair isn't going to be a big deal. If he is close enough to see our hair and/or focus on us, we are caught anyways. Shaving is pretty much pointless, it would be better to dye it anyways, since that would differentiate us from our normal self more then shaving it and putting a hat on top.
Nightingale
Lord Tickle-Toes
- Location
- Beyond the Sea
D.D. Spectator
Strongest in the land
- Location
- Unknown
[X] Find some different(specifically not from Alex) clothes to wear and get a hat.
-[X] Follow Alex
--[X] Try to stay in crowded areas and blend in. Don't ever stick out or stand alone, don't stare at Alex, instead look at him out of the corner of your eye. Never be closer then a block to him while you are following him. Remember, it is better to lose him then be discovered. Walk casually, the the whole running from cover to cover thing from the movies only draws attention to yourself. That said, keeping trees, bushes, buildings, ect between you is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as you aren't obvious.
--[X] If you do lose him, immediately head back to the hotel.
-[X] Follow Alex
--[X] Try to stay in crowded areas and blend in. Don't ever stick out or stand alone, don't stare at Alex, instead look at him out of the corner of your eye. Never be closer then a block to him while you are following him. Remember, it is better to lose him then be discovered. Walk casually, the the whole running from cover to cover thing from the movies only draws attention to yourself. That said, keeping trees, bushes, buildings, ect between you is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as you aren't obvious.
--[X] If you do lose him, immediately head back to the hotel.