"Chance meetings of long-separated friends is the Creation's way to tell you you're currently fucked and need all the help you can get."
-The Unauthorized Additions to the Two Hundred Heroic Axioms, Author Unknown.
Ah, right. We're fighting against the First Company. Great.
At least this would be over sooner than I expected. Maybe I would still have time to go over my notes for the upcoming exams. A silver lining, right?
This time, we were playing "Capture the Flag". I assumed this was meant to simulate some nebulous situation where we would have to raid the enemy's camp for vital military intelligence while making sure they wouldn't be able to do the same. Or something.
It taught us how to simultaneously commit offensive and defensive maneuvers, so maybe it wasn't meant to simulate anything other than a really involved war game.
That said, we were as Lieutenant Nauk so colorfully put it, in deep shit. Firstly, Lieutenant Garram would quite predictably not be joining us. That was unfortunate: Garram was a bit of an ass, but he was a reliable ass. In absence of any other candidates, he had been the one everyone assumed would get the Captaincy when we inevitably lost this game. That also left one of our lines without a commanding officer.
I'd expected Sergeant Hakram to finally get the promotion, but he'd apparently flunked one of the language courses. Again. That was getting a little suspicious, not that anyone asked my opinion. He was competent enough to assume command, I knew enough from the few talks I'd had with him over the months. There was just... no drive in him to do it. As a former HR manager, I was a little perplexed and irritated with him wasting his talent instead of climbing the corporate-, ahem, -Army ladder higher, but maybe he was just naturally unambitious. At least he made an excellent Sergeant. The southern wall would have collapsed even faster during the previous inglorious exercise if he hadn't picked up the pieces of his line after Garram's failure and helped me defend it. He was no slouch in a fight, either: as far as I remembered, he'd been the last cadet from his line to go down, though I hadn't quite seen the details. I'd been a little busy.
So instead of that, we were getting a transfer from... somewhere. Nobody knew much about our new Lieutenant, aside from their name. "Callow", huh. Whoever came up with that for their name either had an imagination of a particularly unintelligent snail or didn't even care enough to try. It cheered up my countrymen at least, and even I couldn't help but be cautiously optimistic: the only realistic way a Callowan was getting a lieutenancy was if they proved their loyalty and competence to the Empire, i.e. served in the Thirteenth Legion, the one organized from the fresh recruits in the wake of Conquest. In other words, they were bound to be competent and experienced, having actually served in the Legions before, but not having attended the War College.
Apparently, someone saw it as a mistake to be rectified, so they were transferred here to expand on their education. In fact, if my logical reasoning was correct, they might be the shoo-in for the promotion to captaincy. That was certainly unorthodox for what I came to observe about the Praesi Empire: they generally didn't trust their Callowan recruits to do the job right, the casual racism on an institutional level notwithstanding. So, it was someone who impressed the upper echelons of the Legions so much they'd changed the way things were usually done and sponsored a Callowan. If I cared about my military career, the new Lieutenant was the one I needed to latch on to get propelled up the ranks together with the rising star.
Aside from that, our situation wasn't exactly to be envied, so I decided not to dwell on it. The rotation for this exercise meant that we were technically on the offense, with Captain Juniper and the First Company fortified in one specific old fort of the many scattered around Ater's countryside, while we were positioned in the nearby valley, though I wouldn't expect that to remain true for long.
Captain Juniper was a cautious leader, true, but she's proved several times she could act quite aggressively when her opponent presented a weakness. And well, our company was nothing if not one big, glaring weakness.
Honestly, I believed an attack would be coming as early as this evening, a few hours after the game officially started, though Lieutenant Killian thought it would be tomorrow morning at dawn when our latest rotation of sentries would be at their least attentive. That was certainly viable. We'd spent a few minutes discussing the possibilities and how our line would play into them, then agreed on a course of action: one of my tenth would be assigned to the sentries' watchtower for the first half of the night, while another one from the tenth she commanded directly would cover for the rest of it, sending someone to wake us both up a few hours before dawn.
We had been busy preparing some surprises for the other companies since a few weeks ago, but, unfortunately, we'd never been able to implement them. That was fine; I hadn't been quite sure we'd be able to reliably come up with something until the last two or three conjoined drills we ran together, so it'd probably have been just us giving away the surprise before due time.
Now I just needed to choose a watchman from my tenth. I figured Chris could use some toughening up.
I was going to his tent to tell him the wonderful news, ( and maybe see the hope in his eyes die a little ) when I thought I heard a familiar voice from somewhere nearby, coming from the south:
"-ant Hakram?"
I turned around and looked in the direction of Hakram's line. Their tents were the closest to the southern end of the camp, positioned closely in a half-circle so that they could serve as a speed-bump for the attack from that side, the narrow gaps left between the tents on both outermost edges for soldiers to squeeze through, so I had to do just that to see-
"That would be me," Hakram said in his usual rumbling voice. "You're our new lieutenant, then?"
To see-
"Lieutenant Callow," the voice agreed. I still couldn't see them from behind Hakram's broad back, but I already had a sinking suspicion-
Sergeant Robber was loitering nearby, back from his scouting patrol. He was what you probably imagined when someone said "goblin" in a fantasy setting: sharp, pointy teeth, constantly showing in a leering grin; a nasty sense of humor, a penchant for violence... Robber had that constant air of shadiness surrounding him, which I supposed made him a really good scout. That, or a decent serial killer. I wasn't quite sure of the distinction in the Legions, though.
I walked closer while Hakram was introducing him and shooing him away to report to Lieutenant Pickler, the feeling rising with each step-
Until I finally managed to see who was standing in front of the mountain of an orc that was Hakram.
"So which company did you transfer from, Lieutenant?" Hakram asked, only to be interrupted by me.
"Catherine," I asked, absolutely bemused. "What the fuck are you even doing here?"
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Catherine was our newest Lieutenant. Catherine. My friend from the orphanage. The one who wasn't due to take the exams for admission for a few more months, if what I remembered about her plans was accurate.
That didn't make any sense whatsoever.
Oh, she was looking at me, somewhat surprised and... angry?
"...It's so good to see you too, Tanya," she said excitedly. "I'm so happy to finally meet you again, Tanya. Hello, how have you been? I've been juuuuust great."
Oh, she was being sarcastic.
Hakram coughed uneasily.
"I'll, uh, leave you to your reunion." And then he walked away, the traitor. Where was he going? This was his Lieutenant! At least show her to the Captain's tent, you, you-
Ah.
From my experience, I needed to find him again, and quickly, before I became a scornful lover who'd run away from her girlfriend to the Legions only for her to pull connections and find me again or some such nonsense. Hakram has an overly active imagination and a penchant for the gossip he could've employed much more effectively for the good of the company. Like finally getting promoted, for example.
I pinched my nose.
"Right, right," I said. "I'm sorry, Catherine, I was just... very surprised to see you. Pleasantly surprised," I added hastily before she started again.
She stopped glaring at me with that somewhat scarily intense look, so I must have said something right.
"Wouldn't figure that out from what you said."
I opened my mouth to apologize, but she waved it away.
"It's fine," she shrugged. "I wasn't expecting to find you here, either." She muttered something about having a talk with someone later, but I had no idea what that was about. She cleared her throat and came closer, her expression somewhat sheepish.
"Also, while I'm here," she said in a lower voice. "I'm Lieutenant Callow, not Catherine."
I arched an eyebrow.
"One of the conditions of my admission, you could say," she elaborated. "I'll explain later, as soon as I clear up some small things with my generous patron."
So she did have a patron. How she found one I had no idea, but I hoped they weren't just taking advantage of a young impressionable woman.
That would be quite unacceptable, she was my friend, after all. Also, there was a faint hope that she hadn't gotten her position just by nepotism. Otherwise, we were even more screwed than moments ago.
I peered at her for a few seconds. Her uniform was a little mismatched, not quite entirely fitting her, but she looked like she at least generally understood how to wear it. The sword she wore on her hip, however, was obviously high quality, if relatively unadorned. A fire motif?
She looked a little taller, somehow, though I didn't think an inch she grew since I'd last seen her was to blame. I felt... something when looking at her. It wasn't anything tangible I could put into words. The closest I could come up with were, weirdly enough, recognition and... acknowledgment.
Her eyes seemed a little older, too, though that might've been just my imagination. Perhaps we weren't fucked just yet, though I still held a healthy dose of skepticism. Even if Catherine knew what she was doing, one decent Lieutenant wasn't going to change the fact we were officially the worst company going against the officially best one.
"In that case," I said slowly. "We might need to hurry and catch up with your Sergeant, Lieutenant Callow."
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After finding Sergeant Hakram and dum- gently redepositing Catherine back on him, I quickly excused myself and resumed my duties. We could always reminisce together... later, once we were back in the College. For now, we had a job to do, hers arguably more important than mine, since she had to lead nineteen other cadets to my nine.
One could argue it was my social obligation to lead her around the camp and answer her questions as the closest friend she had in the camp, which was probably what Hakram had assumed I would have done without asking me first, but I didn't really do favoritism. Any organization, doubly so a military one, would do better if its members didn't overly fraternize with each, that was a simple logical fact. I always used to thoroughly separate my personal affairs from my job, without messy feelings or irrational impulses getting into my way when it was time to make hard decisions, and I wasn't about to break away from such a useful habit.
Unfortunately, not everyone thought like that, but I long since resigned myself to acknowledging my coworkers' shortcomings and either picking up the pieces after them or punishing them accordingly, according to their position relative to me. A pity-
She had her own Sergeant, he could show her the ropes, and that was that.
The sun was already setting. Once the night came, the games would officially start, which was quite sadistic of whoever came up with the exercise: a night assault in the forest was a foolish affair with many, many ways to go wrong, but just because it was stupid of the enemy to try it didn't mean we shouldn't safeguard against the possibility. Which meant a rotating night watch after a long day spent trekking and setting up the camp. To be fair, that would be exactly what was expected of us in the future, once we finished the College. Military life was glamorous like that.
There was also a little problem that the First Company was disciplined and skilled enough they could possibly pull it off, which was why Killian and I were so on edge.
I sat back against the tree on the edge of the forest bordering our camp, resting for a few minutes after the clamor of the day and thinking idly whether I should check up on Chris once again or go straight to bed, the ground under me not exactly damp, but not completely dry, either. It was almost pleasant in a way, considering these days I spent most of the time under the scorching sun of the rest of Praes. I wasn't exactly sure how this forest could exist in that environment, but the weather in this part of the continent could be described only as "fucking weird". I'd been told there are some parts of Praes that are semi-regularly pattered with ice storms, independent of the time of the year or trivial concerns like the temperature of the air and humidity.
I closed my eyes for what seemed like a moment, but it must have been a bit longer since when I opened them again, the sun was no longer there. Well, shit. I cursed inwardly, more than a little upset by my own lapse in discipline. It wasn't like I could expect anything from my troops if I didn't even meet my own standards.
I sat up straighter, stretching out my spine and reviewing the timeline to figure out whether I still needed to get back to my tent. Probably not. I could still visit the watchtower and check our defenses one more time.
Our first plan was to set up camp on the hill to have an easier time watching for the First Company. Glad that got shot down. The forest grew almost to the summit, patrolling that side would have been a nightmare. You could argue that our current setup wasn't much better, but at least there were fifty feet of clear ground between us and the forest now, and the side of the hill served as a natural wall to protect our camp from another side. It wasn't nearly as vertical as I'd have liked, and Juniper could always get her mage line on top of it to bombard us from above, but that'd require her to divide her forces, if only-
"You've been avoiding me today," she accused me.
I sighed. So we were doing this, looked like.
"Yes, Catherine, that's exactly what I was doing," I told her, turning to face her, but not standing up yet.
She seemed taken aback by my frank admission, maybe trying to figure out whether I was being sarcastic. I wasn't. Sarcasm and I weren't good friends. Which was weird, in hindsight, I never had any problems with veiled threats and hiding implications underneath a facade of geniality.
"Why?" She asked, and... well, shit. She was genuinely upset. "Some horseshit about protecting my identity? Because I'm pretty sure that was blasted to Hells already."
I hummed a little, not exactly disagreeing with her on that point. For whatever reason she needed to keep her real name secret, that ship sailed, drowned, then caught fire while still being underwater.
"Catherine," I slowly started. "Why would you want me around on your first day in the Legions?" I was assuming, but I felt pretty safe in my assumptions. Catherine simply didn't have enough time to earn her rank by serving normally.
"I don't know, maybe so that you could show me around, catch up with me on our lives in the last few months," she listed sarcastically. "Vouch to our Captain that I'm reliable?"
"Are you?" I asked her idly. "Reliable, that is."
She stared at me, speechless.
"Catherine," I said, not unkindly. Or at least, as not unkindly as I was physically capable of. "We are in the Legions. As your friend, I am honestly very happy for you achieving your life goals and moving up in your life." Even though I wasn't exactly delighted to be here myself, I left unsaid. "But as a Sergeant of a Company you've applied into through less than honest means while skipping two ranks, I cannot help but feel a little apprehensive. And when we are out there on an exercise, I'm a Sergeant, not your friend."
She grimaced but said nothing. I took that as an invitation to continue.
"To be clear, I don't doubt your aptitude for applied violence," And I really didn't. Catherine had been quite quick on the draw on the rare occasions we discussed anything even remotely related to the military back in the orphanage. It wasn't just a passing fancy to her, she really had taken up to study everything she could find in the library. I hadn't even had to prod her that much for her to get started. "I don't even mind that you felt the need to acquire a Lieutenancy-"
"I didn't," she interrupted. "Bla- My patron decided that."
Well, that answered that.
"Either way, I don't mind," I repeated. It would be pretty hypocritical of me to be bothered by that, considering my track record. "You just have to earn it the hard way now. Without engaging in undue nepotism." More of it, that is. "Helping you out would only shunt your growth as a military officer, in my opinion."
She looked mollified by that, at least a little.
"Well," she chuckled. "I can accept that. At least I know you didn't decide you hate my face." Catherine made an expression that I learned to associate with trouble, but before I could say anything, she walked closer to the tree I was sitting by, leaning on it and looking down on me, grinning. "It's because I'm too Callowan for you now, isn't it?" I didn't like where this was going. Something I felt about it must have shown on my face because her grin just got wider. "Oh, is that it? You just found yourself a pretty Soninke girl while I wasn't around. Was she-"
We heard a shout of alarm coming from the west, and suddenly, I had a terrible feeling that for once in my life, I had to thank Being X for a timely intervention.
A/N: err. Happy Valentine? This is my second draft instead of the usual fifth or seventh, soo, what I'm saying is that I might rewrite it later. Feel free to comment and criticize, I feel I didn't really get Catherine right this time around.
Next chapter: Proverbia.