A Dragon of the North VIII: Whispers of War

[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)
 
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)
 
[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)

Means nothing to Robert, but I want to make Rhaegar, Joffrey and Arthur spin in their graves even faster.
Generate a renewable energy resource for all of Westeros in doing so.

WAIT.

Holy fuck I just realized what we're about to do.

Next update we're likely going to get to execute Joffrey, and then turn around and get legitimized as Robert' real son.

CHESSMASTER BOBBERT STRIKES AGAIN
 
[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)
 
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Chessmaster!Bobby always comes out ahead.
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)

I understand why people would want to keep the Stormcrown name, but Robert has been so good to us. Why don't we take on the Baratheon name and give him one last honor? We can always make our second son take on the name of Stormcrown. I want to give BBB this at least.

So that he isn't remembered as a complete fuckup.

[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)
 
[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)


Time to take the throne. now I wonder if it would be better to take the Baratheon name. It may help later if we try not to shove the fact that we are a bastard in the realms face and maybe make it easier to deal with the Stromlands. On the other hand I like Stromcrow name better.

Who wants to take bets on the reaction from Rob and Catelyn. I think it will help our relationship with Catelyn but it will most like double the amount of Rob's salt. Just when he was starting to come around too.
 
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[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)

Anybody who votes otherwise is dead to me! T_T

Also, MAGNIFICENT Droman. I don't think I was blowing smoke when I said this was your best piece of writing!
 
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)

Droman, I love you.

I am of course dying from feels/laughter/etc... because of all of this but I love you for it all the same.
 
You all realise that there are two people still living besides Jon and Robert that knows the truth right? I really want to accept but it feels like the truth would come out at the most inconvinient time possible and what will Jon say to the rest of the Starks?
 
You all realise that there are two people still living besides Jon and Robert that knows the truth right? I really want to accept but it feels like the truth would come out at the most inconvinient time possible and what will Jon say to the rest of the Starks?
Truth requires proof.

If this is sold hard enough, as seems to be happening, it makes those seem like the false claims. Besides, why would Howland try to fuck us?
 
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown .
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown
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If possible it would be fantastic to take on both names. Just as Oberyn's house name is Nymeros Martell, so should our name be Baratheon-Stormcrown.

Otherwise, please, please, please consider taking the name of Baratheon.

Not only will it smooth things over with the rest of the realm (so that it doesn't look like a bastard is inheriting the Iron Throne), it will also do what we can for Bobby B. In another world we would have married his daughter and become his son-in-law.

Let us become his son of the spirit even if we can't be of his body.
 
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[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)

Seriously though: those who used to believe we're just an attack dog will be careful around us from now on. I mean, who will believe it's a coincidence Joff was 'removed' just before we got legitimized?

On the subject of the name: never really liked the Stormcrown name anyways.
Jon Baratheon is a go. Plus it'll make Rhaegar turn around in his grave for maximum irony.
 
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Aw fuck it you only live once, well unless you're Arlan.

[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)
 
If possible it would be fantastic to take on both names. Just as Oberyn's house name is Nymeros Martell, so should our name be Baratheon-Stormcrown.

Otherwise, please, please, please consider taking the name of Baratheon.

Not only will it smooth things over with the rest of the realm (so that it doesn't look like a bastard is inheriting the Iron Throne), it will also do what we can for Bobby B. In another world we would have married his daughter and become his son-in-law.

Let us become his son of the spirit even if we can't be of his body.
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You make a good argument, dude.
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Yeah switching vote now.
 
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)

Check the rolz room @Charcolt and I fucking called it. I just didn't think Droman would be so generous. Thank you BASED DROMAN!!!
 
Seriously though: those who used to believe we're just an attack dog will be careful around us from now on. I mean, who will believe it's a coincidence Joff was 'removed' just before we got legitimized?
Not 'just' before, I'm pretty sure we'll still have his heart's blood on our hands when we kneel in front of him to be legitimized.

No way we ain't ripping Joffey's heart out of his chest and shoving it in his mouth.
 
[X] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)
 
[] Accept, as Stormcrown - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Stormcrown of Harrenhal. (Sigil remains the same)

Baratheon would make things easier but Jon fought for that name and after Arlan said that about being our second...

Edit: Convinced.

[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)

It does screw all our songs though.
 
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[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)
 
Well that's awesome. Also, although I'm not on the whitelist, throwing support behind Baratheon. Let's give Bobby B this.
 
just didn't think Droman would be so generous. Thank you BASED DROMAN!!!
Baratheon would make things easier but Jon fought for that name and after Arlan said that about being our second...

I'm not going to descend into pestering people about this, so I'll just say this final bit:

The knee jerk response is to pick Stormcrown, and it is a fine choice. It does stay true to what we are, which is neither truly Stark nor Targaryen. It is also doing Arlan honor and establishes us as our own man. So those of you voting for Stormcrown, I get it.

But we're also a pragmatic fella, and inheriting as a Baratheon avoids a succession crisis a la Renly or the Storm bastard. More importantly through, it gives Robert Baratheon our honest regard for the magnanimity that he is showing to us today. The man's gone from one fuckup to another and this might be the only decent decision that he makes. He's lost Stannis and his niece and nephew and his so-called children too. In a kinder world, he would have been our father in law and frequently has stated that he would have liked for us to be his son.

So let us return a gift just as great and give him a reason to keep living.

Let's give him the son he's always wanted.
 
[X] Accept, as Baratheon - You will be legitimized before the eyes of gods and men by King Robert Baratheon and High Septa Dana Wells as Prince Jon Baratheon of Harrenhal. (Sigil changes to Baratheon standard, though quartered with gold and white in honour of your maternal house)

Robert is willing to overlook the fact that Raegar spawned us to take us on as his own son.

So, I'm willing to take his name as Jon's own. Through us, we'll bring honor to his name, and his house. Continue the dynasty.

Plus, it kind of addreses the Renly issue. Someone named Baratheon on the throne is less a shock than someone named Stormcrown on the throne.
 
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Why, why must this glorious shit happen when I am on my phone, and will remain so for two and a half days more?:cry:

I want to write a reaction post so much right now, but this fucking phone!:mad:
 
...hmm.
@Droman, just asking here, would it be that any kids we had as Robert's 'son' would have the last name Baratheon so as to ensure smooth succession? Or could we do as Satar suggests and take both names but have one as the main one used most of the time? Just wondering, since I know a lot of people don't want to lose Stormcrown and want to honor Arlan, but also want to give Robert pretty much the best outcome he could have in this scenario.
 
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