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I'm a Tank and I'm going to fight the Wither King solo. You lint licker, you ain't soloing anything, go be regular and get a squad. Nah nah. ¾ Goldor's, Reaper Mask and All for One Dark Claymore? You made the gear, you don't got faith in me? Zero percent. Go call it a day and git back to...

"Erase, delete, eradicate, and beautify." Those were the words that every Lycoris agent held onto, a reminder of the peace they ultimately served to preserve. It was through them that the serene veneer of public safety in Kyoto was maintained ever since the end of the Fourth Corporate War. They...

This introduction may change as time goes on, as I will answer common questions and address issues here, as well as announce the status of the story should it change. Check here first if you have any queries. I can't promise that you will always find an answer, but I'll try :) Yet again this...

*Disclaimer: I own nothing of Nintendo, Intelligent Systems, the work(s) of one Melvin Kaminsky and friends, or the work(s) of certain Misters Chapman, Idle, Gilliam, Jones, Cleese, and Palin. I'm just here to be amusing. Additionally, the events depicted are to be imagined in the visual style...

//Had this silly idea forming in my head for a while and since life is starting to stabilize again I decided I might as well start it. //Will probably start bringing other quests out of dormancy over the week, though I will probably put slightly more focus into this one for a bit because it's...

SV Begins, No SV: You Roll the Dice and the Story Takes off from There: How did that one story begin? To be, or not to be, that is the question? Or was that a middle? Oh who cares, you have to get up soon. A Dream was nice, but you needed to get up. Now you awaken, feeling a bit on the...

“So you just appeared in the Senate building? Out of.. ” Master Windu made a show of studying his pad. “. and I quote here, ‘literal nowhere’.” “I’m told there was a flash of light.” I said, shrugging. “I wasn’t there for that part.” “With no trail, a fresh ident file, no credits, and some...

Introduction (character creation, part 1 of 2) "No, my father didn't fight in the wars," you told Old Ben. "He was just a navigator on a spice freighter." The short, stout, bespectacled old man took a pull of his wine and sighed. "That's what your uncle told you. He didn't hold with your...

You walk through your newly acquired offices, elation filling your every step. This was your kingdom; your millennia of payment had paid off. You have struggled and scrapped and finally saved enough credits to acquire your corporation. Located in the 8th spoke of the great wheel, an area perfect...

//Rereading one of my older quests from Spacebattles put me in the mood to write something silly. //I consider this a crack quest, so it's in no way meant to be taken seriously. I'm just morbidly curious to see how far this concept goes. --------------------------------------------- You are...

//Was combing through some old discarded drafts and plot bunnies and found a chapter and a half of a fic idea I started but forgot about. I felt it was silly enough to keep going, so I decided to finish the partially written chapter and start posting it here. Note that I'm not the best writer...

"I appreciate the concern Mr. 'But what if they come after you', but all the guards have said the coast is clear and this is the safest room in the building." "As of right now, I'm the safest man in the world!" As a nod to irony you would have shot him as he ended that sentence, but...

It was madness. 10,000 years of it. Your brothers, every last one of them fell into this madness. And unfortunately, they never came out of it. Ten. Thousand. YEARS OF THIS! If they didn't wear helmets you would almost think they were daemons of Slaanesh, with how hormonal they were. It was...

... ... Early ... Praha An irritating buzz fills Ragna's ears as her phone vibrates her bedside table and she gropes around for it with jet black armoured fingers. When she finds it she flips it and jabs at the scratched screen with a claw until she hits the right part and the alarm stops. Then...

//I had this silly/stupid idea for a while, but I wanted to wait until after I got back from vacation to start it. ------------------------- You are Emerald Sustrai. You’re currently seven years old, and before your current situation you were best described as a street rat: An orphan trying to...

A/N: If someone would please make a custom 'non-violence' or 'violence not included' tag, that would be much appreciated. Hello and welcome audience to the 198th Terran Forestry Race! In this event, teams will compete over a ten year period to grow the tallest, most productive, and/or other...

So let's play a game. First, take the title of an existing game. Then change one letter of that game's name, and tell us what the new game is about. Let me start by offering you an example. Rainbow Sex: Rogue Spear- it's a visual novel about the romantic lives of LGBT special forces...

>//. THEY HIRED YOU Nothing more than a simply recovery op. Tag and bag. A capsule to be poached from another corp. Heavy security- but you're the best, are you not? That's why they pay you the big bucks. Prove your rep ain't hot air. >//. YOU FUCKED UP Capsule was breached on extraction. You...

:P (Figured I'd make a thread for people who are wondering what the heck, or wanting to complain about it)

//Another quest? I must be a madman. //This is a revival of a concept I tried first on MotK (a touhou forum) and then on SB. Both died out for unfortunate reasons and I honestly wish both were able to continue. Since I still enjoy the concept, I figured that perhaps third time's the charm...

The topic of states, modern and premodern conceptions of citizenship, and the concept of sovereignty throughout time has fascinated me ceaselessly. I have come to see the deeply rooted disparity that marks the world: the yawning chasms which cause misfortune, conflict, and destitution between...

@Noob5674 Wherever you were, it wasn't where you ended up. You wake up on a beach of sorts, if a beach had a boat graveyard right beside it. No memories, and you're a kid that somehow knows many skills like that one movie protagonist that became a meme. @ForgottonFuture Words. Words that...

Game premise: Several members of SV are simultaneously inserted in WORM, with OOC knowledge, granted powers of their choice, unaware of each other's presence. Hilarity ensues. Based on Bellial666's Worm Pileup. 4 Player Maximum is the starting limit. IC Discord Channel: Discord - Free voice...

Hello and welcome to Pokemon Insurgence. Some may know me from my Let’s Play of Pokemon Zeta, which has been stuck in limbo for a long time. Since I have been feeling like doing something Pokemon related for a long time, I finally decided to give it another shot with a Let’s Play, this time with...

Alright guys... I will try this again.... Rules are. Simple... Write in colour if you want Sasuke to hear you. The post must have atleast three likes or positive rating for him to hear you.... If sasuke Dies....... Well we'll cross the bridge when the time comes... Now on with the Quest...