For reasons unbeknownst to you, a mysterious patron has given you a Gamer system which could propel you to unthinkable heights, given time - but even this may prove inferior against the full weight of the Ruinous threat you and your world face.
You and your band of lowlife miscreants have, for lack of any better judgement, decided to go off to a presumably uninhabited pocket dimension in the multiverse and start a colony.
Also, your name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.
Shenanigans inbound.