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"You know it really suck to die….", I monologued as I found myself floating inside a pitch black void as though it was made entirely out of darkness. I am or rather was a cook in my previous life I made some pretty good money compared to the local pay rates, and on the day before I was...

This story is dedicated to the Pathstriders of Nihility out there. May we all find what we're looking for someday. Chapter 1: Names And Nameless As I close my eyes, familiar chords begin to ring in my ears for the thousand thousandth time. Each note is like a caress, coaxing my emotions into a...

Prologue: When one thinks of hell, images of rivers of fire and brimstone come to mind. To the more scholarly type, they would think of Cocytus's freezing winters, or the various tortuous realms of the seven rings. In truth, Hell around August was relatively balmy, not unlike the scorching...

1: It's About Time... or not. The first thing he felt was as if all the air in his lungs was abruptly emptied. His stomach burned in pain and his body went flying uncontrollably, the ground sank and large amounts of earth were forcefully displaced. The situation was confusing and chaotic...

Light of the 40th century Deep in the primordial void where neither light nor darkness painted creation. Where concepts originated and from whence they ceased. In the void both above and below the infinitum of the Absolutionism where unclaimed souls go to die, a golden soul pulsed with...

I've never written fanfiction before. So please consider that when offering constructive criticism. This one's a self-insert, but we're pretending I'm completely clueless about the HP universe. I'm not some teenager or child either; I'm an adult, landing a gig teaching DADA in year 5. And, of...

Chapter 1 An Abomination Thrice Over! The empire celebrated the birth of EmperorShaddam's first child on the planet Kaitain, the official residence of the ruling family of House Corrino. The first fruit of the union between the young Emperorand his Bene Gessreit wife, Lady Anirul. The planet...

Monsters, the very idea of them scares us as children. As we grow older some of us seek out stories of them now thrilled by the fear we had before. Others of us hideaway, I was a mix of both. Horror movies quickly bored me so I went for the stories rather than nonsense that I could look at and...

Welcome to the recruitment drive created by Admin: Kuro. All of you will be erased save one. Now, entertain me with your flailing, I've got a bucket o' boredom, complete popcorn and a side of impatience. But where's the butter? Eh, the portions of your soul that flake off can be my butter! Now...

'What the hell?...Since when do dreams look this realistic?' 'Wait, who is she?...And why does she look so familiar to me?' 'Oh good god no...This can't be happening to me!...And that boy with the orange hair...great...Why do I get the feeling that I am about to go on a journey that I never...

It's not often that one considers it, but the chaos that a single mind holds is broad. It's an organized system of thoughts that contains within it the hopes, dreams, and desires of a singular soul; the idea of which was just fleeting ephemeral speculation on the metaphysical in the world we...

So this is something that has been poking my brain for awhile now so I thought to post here so people can see the madness that goes on in my head. ~X~Story_Start~X~ [50 Years After Mother's Awakening] The year was 2011. Just weeks after an entity known as the Simurgh initiated a...

The noise of the city roared around me as I groaned. That had been a nasty fall. I reached up to the back of my head and thankfully felt no wetness. I opened my eyes and examined my hand to confirm. No blood, that was good. I slowly moved the rest of my body as I took stock. My back was in pain...

As far as I could remember, waking up had always been painful. I could wake up with my face embedded into the pillow, crushed against the wall or just in a generally painful position which I’d somehow grown used to over the course of my uneventful life. Today proved to be no exception as I...

Galaxy Spiral Prologue -or- Barry's Horrible, Terrible, No-Good, Very Bad Idea. --- "An area of note in the Mystic Ruins are the extensive lands recently set aside as a Chao Garden. A Chao Garden is a special nature reserve for the mysterious and elusive species known as Chao. A peaceful...

A Certain Mimicked Iteration Chapter n: Does Anyone Even Copy Kamachi's Fall Out Boy-Like Long Ass Chapter Titles? (Does Fall Out Boy Even Do Those Anymore? Does Panic! At the Disco? And Didn't Panic! Disband? I Am Old) — Sous-Titre_Dans_Une_Autre_Langue. There are few openings to a story...

In time long ago, even more ancient than the great war, before anything was brave enough to crawl upon earth, there were already several developed species and worlds rich in history and technology. In such times, there exist but a few truly advanced star-capable civilizations that have mastered...

We partake in a considerate amount of tomfoolery. LOG-2-001. 302 Stellar Cycles BRE (Before-Rift-Event.) [USER IDENTIFIED: SUB-COMMANDER SHOCKWAVE.] Hm. [REMOTE CONNECTION TO SOL-CLASS FRAME ESTABLISHED.] One moment, I was seated in a command throne, situated in the center of an...

Day 1 Captain's log, don't know which year. And this is how far I can take the Star Trek reference because I only watched like three movies. I am not boldly going anywhere either, at least not anytime soon. How to start? This is my personal log, so I kind of doubt anyone else will ever read...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PxRwgjzZw RYOMEN SUKUNA WINS BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING "Tch, come on…" X. Fester stared at her phone silently as the blue light illuminating her face made her look more pallid than usual, thumb occasionally swiping upward once, twice, thrice. What the...

[System diagnostic completed complete download of foreign memories . error. error!’] [Correction, not for memories but forgot memories unlocked. Downloading additional abilities on locking spark, limiter removed body limiter removed restoring to all critical systems.] Oh my head feels like a...

Caught up in the aftermath of a suicide attempt by a being far beyond the mortal ken, a man from a different Earth is transported to a universe not his own. With a form not his own, she now tries to stop a war she hopes is not destined to come. While juggling the abilities, responsibilities, and...

Disclaimer: This story will feature the use of drugs as a coping mechanism. The views expressed by the SI on the subject are not my own, and should not be taken as good, healthy, or rational behavior. One: Mysterious Transfer Student Is Mysterious "Well then," the young-looking teacher said...

Here's chapter 1: I am Hammer! So a bit of an MCU AU. The mutants are present in the world, along with corporations like Oscorp. So a mix of marvel but 80 percent MCU. This is a villain SI/OC so expect bad behavior. There's a lot someone with dubious morals and an international weapons...

Here's chapter 1: Into the Shadows. So seventh story, my pen name is JollyHippopotamus on A03, SB and FF - which unfortunately is too long of a name for here it seems. Slowly crossposting things here as well. Unlike my story Panacea's Remedy which is more fast and loose and not taking itself...