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A new fic because my muse is fickle.:p BATTLE AGAINST THE DARK Notes: This is a crossover about Battletech with Front Mission and one another secret one. The main protagonist is a Self-Insert sent in the Battletech Universe by a ROB. This story is a little crack and have been inspired by the...

In this Quest, you play as a Genie, a normally non-sapient minor spirit bound to an item called a Focus and magically compelled to obey the orders of your item's owner. In your case, your [] Lamp (No bonuses or maluses) [] Bottle (+Physical Strength +Common Sense, - Magic, - Tech) [] Clay Tablet...

A place to create all my plot bunnies and stupid ideas. Also crack. Inspired by @RexHeller's plot bunnies thread. Plot bunnies: Kyousuke's bizarre adventure: In which life for Kyousuke gets extremely wierd. Homuminator: Homura comes back from the future as a terminator. A girl and her...

Worm is owned by Wildbow. This is an alt power Taylor with a smattering of butterflies. And cats. Maybe. The bullies at Winslow had been following me everywhere. Nowhere to go that gave me privacy, nowhere to be free of petty torments they concocted each week. I was so sick of it that I...

Just an idea prompted some time ago by a silly idea. I regret nothing. :V In the bright moonlight, a war raged in the city of Fuyuki. It had been inevitable, and while there had been skirmishes leading up to it, tonight was when it had begun in full. In the fenced in backyard of a particular...

Numen Presents Tay Lor Heb An illustrated Worm 38,000 BC spin off Wait, who? This Quest takes place in the same universe as my 38,000 B.C. (Worm AU) fic. It is highly recommended that you catch up by reading that fic first. The story only portions of this Quest will be added to 38,000 B.C. as...

I've been far too serious for far too long, and need to sling crack to feed my inner child. So, this. Disclaimer: I do legit say fuck a lot. I am also a high functioning alcoholic with anger issues, so don't think I'm trying to be cool or edgy or anything. :V --- It's dark, I have a...

Numen presents Grail-kun! The random wish granter's Quest! (Worm AU) Introduction You my friends, are the collective conscience and cognitive process of Grail-kun! Doraemon-wannabe Wish granter extraordinaire! This is an open thread, catch up on the latest chapter, jump right in! Partly...

You can feel yourself fading. It won't be long now. Already your vision starts to go dark. Your fingers and toes start to go numb and the numbness slowly starts to encompass your limbs. You cannot move and when you open your mouth to scream, all that comes out is a chocked gurgle. The stench...

You wake up to something exploding literally in your face. Or rather, an explosion happens, and now you're standing amidst the aftermath. The room you're in is completely and utterly wrecked. Shame, because it looks like it was very well-furnished beforehand. Even now, as you make these...

The midday sun today is hot. I am reminded that, no matter how hollow and pointless, the rays of the sun burn just as brightly. *OOF!* Exclaims the text in capital letters, as my trainer hits the side of my face in a painful jyuuken strike. I am left sprawling on the ground. The ground is...

To Mortal Men doomed to die from Hades, Yama, Izanami, Anubis, Osiris and the other gods of the dead. Mortals! After being reacquainted with the mortal world by the way of new worshippers, we are a little surprised by how we are portrayed in fiction so far. We understand you fear the sunless...

so one day ROB got bored and decided to troll the world. He appears on every TV,Laptop, ect. And says "greetings I am ROB a entity that gods see as a god and I'm bored so, poof, if you have questions about your new world please call 999-9999-9999 to learn more goodbye." As this ends all women...

After getting bored after writing a Harry Potter SI that almost didn't have any magical power, I decided to do the opposite. I Am Invincible. - a overpowered godlike Harry Potter Self-Insert cracky power-wank one-shot. You were warned...

This quest doesn't have any reason to exist, and that is why I am writing this. ~•~ "Hey Hibiki!" "Hey Hibiki!" ". . . What?" "You're not just trying to get a chance at some extra shut-eye, aren't you? You're doing something else, I can tell." You look at your assailant from...

A Girl and her Demonic Shinai A Taiga fanfic Chapter 1: The start (Duh) It was a fairly average day in Fuyuki, Shinji was being an asshole, Issei was accusing Rin of somethingorother as usual, and Shirou had blown a hole in his shed (again). However, while it was a fairly average and boring...

AN: At times I get a bit annoyed at my writing style since there is often a lot of build up, plot, etc before the action happens. This makes for a good story but it can get to be a bit of a slog sometimes. This story is my effort to write something that has very little of that. No big set up. No...

You're lounging in a decrepit sewer pipe that is only a small part of a sprawling sewer system that spans the grand city you live in but have never seen because you are a literal piece of shit. What do? [] Continue being a piece of shit. [] Drink Redbull, Acquire Wings. [] Turn into a werewolf...

Born of inspiration from the Planetary Annihilation SIs on this site and SB by @Faith, @Drich, @TikiTau and others I offer up this little train wreck. Log 1 I can't remember which I noticed first, the wail of the trucks breaks or its headlights shining down on me. It doesn't really matter...

Two shimmering beings circle one another, drifting through the void. They travel at speeds that should be impossible, ignoring such paltry things as physics, asteroids, and small celestial bodies. Over the course of what could simultaneously be described as an instant and all eternity, they...

Welcome to the Crack Thread! This is pretty much a dumping ground for funnies and one-liners that aren't really appropriate to dump elsewhere. The first crack thread reached 400 pages and started to get a little long-winded. Time to refresh ourselves, hmm? FOR SCIENCE!!!

[Take Worm CYOA with The Gamer and Power Manipulator as base, add D&D, Pathfinder, PS:T and BG. Stir gently. Play some nice music, maybe read it some poetry. Once it has calmed down, blow up the universe beside it. When it recovers, add monsters. Repeat last two steps as needed. Enjoy while...

Hello everyone. This is my first time as a QM so please be gentle:oops::p. This quest will focus more on the narrative side so I'll be playing fast and loose with the mechanics. I'll only ask for dice rolls on actions that are really big (like turning Fouquets golem into a giant pile of...

Notes: I forgot to post this here, so I'll be patching this up, yeah? I could also use some help on patching up on Warcraft lore, because I really just want to use the ones from before the MMO came around, but I never played the RTS and well, here I am. Well, hope you enjoy the show. Oh, and...

Path to Victory – A Severus Snape Story AN: The premise is simple. Snape snapped after the werewolf incident and triggered with path to victory, aka Contessa's game breaking shard. It's not very serious but I don't think I'll let this turn to crack. Either way; I'll keep at this until I'm bored...