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This was pretty much the first thing I ever wrote. It was shit. Go read some of my other stuff, I've got much better since then.

Scraped from here. I'm in a... silly... mood, and just got hit with this plot-bunny. Don't worry -- I haven't abandoned my other thread; I just want to exorcise this bunny a bit. Also, it's too silly not to write and post. Let's face it -- I'm fairly sure that nothing like this has been...