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Green Iz Best: One Ork in Earth-Bet In the World of Earth-Bet, where super-powered Heroes and Villains are the reality, and immensely destructive beings known as Endbringers regularly attack locations around the globe, There are plenty of strong foes to fight. As one orkoid from the 41st...

A/N: Hello, this is my first quest! if I do something wrong, please tell me! thank you! Anyways here's the summary of the quest! Three Magical Families, the Einzberns, the Matous, and the Toshakas all came together to make the holy grail war, a way to make access a path to the Root, now...

Hello! As I post short stories (typically no more than 5 posts/chapters each) I will link them to this page, along with a short description (Expect a lack of canon conformity and Shenaniganry to abound. This is for fun, after all) . As this will be the start of a collection of short snippets...

Sakura sat bolt upright and looked around. She was in Ichiraku Ramen. Sasuke sat across the table from her. And she had drooled on the paperwork they were both filling out. Sasuke glanced up. "Good, you're awake. Now that we've both finished, how about lunch?" ...Something was wrong. Sakura...

Well hello there awesome peoples! thought I'd join the club over here and put my story up here, previously on SB, now on QQ and as of tonight SV. Do note though that initially, I'm only bringing about half the story over, as I wish to avoid any chance of drama and will be running a fair bit...

▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ Newspaper Mama ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ An atypical self insert into Worm

TL;DR: A little crackfic written with (not made by) selfmade predictive writing software. Hey, since there are a lot of users who use both SV and SB, someone might recognize this... thing. Since I have no life, I decided I have enough time to post this here too. Link to original in SB. - If...

A/N. I needed to write something lol. Wuxia Taylor. --- "Good evening Skidmark, I would like to join the Merchants as a new tinker. My specialty is power enhancing drugs. That make people super humans. Anyway, since my basic "Body Refinement Pill" requires a lot of marijuana, and everyone...

Description: This will be my poor, poor SI's cracky misadventures as a PA Commander throughout the multiverse. Alright, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. All aboard the Crackship, choo choo! The chapters will likely be shorter than my other stories. Call it an experiment. First snippet should be...

Hello SV! I did another quest. This time, it's a PMAS quest, except- well, you'll see. This is Puella Magica Est Systema Iam Confractum, or, Magical Girl The System Is Already Broken. It takes place in a slightly altered PMAS setting, but the rules for the PMAS universe apply here as well...

TERRIBLE XIANXIA QUEST AKA How to set Fantasy China on fire.. It is a world where might makes right. And the Haves are practically gods and the Trash-mob Have-Nots are well ... Trash. Unfortunately for you you are Trash. You don't feel like Trash but people in your homeland will give you a...

It was dark. So Dark... I tried to move but I never could. I couldn't even open my eyes. So I decided to go to sleep. ZZZZZZZzzzzz.... As time passed. I hear familiar voices all around me. I was also moved around a lot. I could sense 'things' being added to my body. I didn't...

Hello everyone! I wanted to do something light, fun and most definitely cracky and I thought of this scenario: You are a Chocobo and you are tired of only eating Greens. It's time to change! It will be by spotting one too many delicious-looking food disappear from your life one too many times...

Summary: Taylor awakens with a contagious, warped view of society, and the power to transform into legendary fighters from other worlds. (Crack). Chapter One: The Demon of a Thousand Masks ... Or, Wrestling. SO much had happened these last few weeks. I’d seen car ‘parked’ in the...

[A/N: I have zero plans for this. It's 100% spontaneous. I sat down writing a while ago, decided the idea was promising, and I, once again, equally spontaneously decided to make it into a Quest, because why the fuck not? In either case, don't expect great things from this. Maybe the humor will...

Ancient Legos Story Description: This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Ancient Legos is written for laughs and humor. A Self Insert story, Weldon is a teenager living in Brockton Bay on Earth Bet. Somehow without triggering, he starts getting... Ideas...

It was the year 20XX. The year against the dread Abyss had just reached it's sixth year, and things were not going well. The Atlantic had since fallen, and the Indian Ocean seemed poised to soon follow suit. The Pacific lanes were still held, but the top brass agreed: If they did not have any...

Please don't take anything you see here seriously, I am suffering from an acute lack of non-drunk cells and I decided I wanted to get a bit of writing in. I may or may not wake up in the morning and regret everything. Conversely I may decide to continue. Summary: When I woke up as a child, a...

How to Contract Your Magical Girls My name is Kyubey#38, one of the many humble guardians of the world as we know it. We are the incubators, warriors that combat the entropy induced demise of the universe by granting wishes to girls and turning them into magical girls, pushing them to grow up...

SV in Shirou's Head. (Fate Stay Night UBW) - Crossover On indefinite hiatus... The Universe Cracks Up...CYOA V3 (Semi CRACK, fluffy Goodness ) SI - Fantasy - Crossover In proggress A Flash of Time (A PMMM crossover) - Modern - Fantasy - Crossover In proggress ROB? Right...as if! - Crossover...

=== The missive came less than a month after Aizen was sealed away. Shunsui had been sitting with Juushiro in the hospital when the messenger came, emerging from a maw of twisted space only to crash through the window, scattering broken glass across the floor. Now, one of the nurses was...

Introduction With The Scientist almost halfway done, I decided now's the time to post the other fic that I project will be similarly short. In addition, alot of the shorter fic projects I have will be finished soon. I want to start tying up loose ends on a lot of my high concept fics. — Numen...

Worm belongs to Wildbow. This is fanfiction, not any kind of attempt to fix what may or may not be broken. This is meant to take something that touched on greatness and go another direction, sneak around and poke greatness somewhere ticklish. Can't call it crack yet, but I can make predictions...

Dogs. Dogs have been a part of humanity's story for quite a long time. From the earliest earliest wolves to the tiny, shivering and overly aggressive Chihuahuas. Dogs have played a major in the everyday lives of humans. As companions, friends, and alarms. They have even been labeled 'Man's Best...

Fourth This is a Crackfic, meaning the story is not intended to be taken seriously. Taylor Hebert usually triggers in her Locker. But what if an out-of-context being interfered? Features Queen Administrator Taylor. Fanfiction.net rated T because of light, Worm-style swearing and a proportions...