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Side-Axial Dimension 58&#$)#&%AH5 I messed up. For a first thought after waking up in a new, planetary-sized body, it’s not a good sign. Imagine being put at the controls of a machine you’ve never seen before, but somehow know how to operate. Ten million buttons, dials, levels, gauges...

It's funny how often something occurs. Call it a cliche all you want, It's bound to happen one way or another. 130 thousand do see themselves injured by this and may die from said thing. "What is he talking about?" You may ask. Trucks. Or as many people jokingly refer to it, Truck-kun. The...

“So you just appeared in the Senate building? Out of.. ” Master Windu made a show of studying his pad. “. and I quote here, ‘literal nowhere’.” “I’m told there was a flash of light.” I said, shrugging. “I wasn’t there for that part.” “With no trail, a fresh ident file, no credits, and some...

The Extraordinary Life of King Mychel Bolton I, the Conqueror, the Wondermaker, the Father of Dragons by Archmaester Yandrew of the Citadel, 513 MC What can be written of King Mychel of a Hundred Titles that a thousand other learned men have not already said? It is well known by this time that...

Harry almost dies in his cupboard just before the first day of primary school. His magic reaches out for something to save him, and find the sims interface. This is a crack idea that I had that will be full of fluff and worldbuilding, and played semi-seriously. Crossposted on AO3 and FFN...

A/N: I finally did it. Partake in my madness. You know, it's times like these that I need to reevaluate what life choices I made to get me here. And by here, I mean inside of a 40-meter tall biomechanical superweapon that's the world's only real defense against abominations that don't belong...

This started out as a silly idea building on a silly idea, that being a comment I made on @mp3.1415player's excellent fanfiction Distance Learning for Fun and Profit... After posting that comment, my Muse immediately smacked me with a "what-if" that just wouldn't let go. What you have here is...

So this originated as a silly little idea in a Discord conversation and my muse decided "hey why don't you make this into a whole abomination". This also marks my first foray into Worm, while my beta reader thinks its fine I do apologize if any characterization seems weird at any point...

"When you trust in the Void, the Void will grant you all you desire." Attributed to Nef Anyo upon his elevation to the Corpus Board of Directors. "The only good thing to come from the Void is the Tenno, not that you'll ever catch me saying that to their faces." Recording of Alad V to his pet...

So far, I've been posting this in my ideas thread. But now that I've written the third chapter, I think it's time that I gave this fanfic its own thread. The initial inspiration for this fic was mariagonerlj's tendency to draw comparisons between HameFura (a cute shoujo anime with a...

Alex had been having a nice night until the car crash. He had sat around the campfire with friends, alternately joking around and sharing personal emotional stories. A few plans had been going through his head on the drive home about showering and doing a load of laundry so his out-of-town...

Xerath I The change was startlingly immediate. The rage that dominated our ages long conflict in the dark abyss, the bestial fury that allowed my foe to shrug off bolts of lightning and dark magic with infuriating ease, the sheer dogged fervor that made him a veritable whirlwind of blades and...

the one where Jushiro and Shunsui ship it Word count: about 1500 Status: incomplete, part 1/? Ships: Byakuya x Renji, Ukitake x Kyoraku Notes: I make a new thread and this is the first thing I post? — Kuchiki Byakuya, Captain of the Sixth Division of the Gotei Thirteen, is in love with his...

Your conscious mind stirs. You probably shouldn't have one of those. With the senses that, according to your form, you shouldn't have, you look over your realm, and recognize it with the mind you got somewhere as being and belonging to you. Within your realm, your will is inviolate. Outside...

It took less than a week after Cadence and Shining Armor's wedding for Equestria to go completely to hell. Twilight was busy with her books, as always, when Rarity of all ponies staggered in through the door. The normally fabulous and fastidious pony looked like... well she looked like hell...

Ahh Brockton Bay it's been so long. I remember the last time we were here. Well, I was here. The entire team's changed since then. Hmm I wonder how Kurt's doing. I gaze around at the what's left in Leviathan's wake. It's a sight to behold. Thousands of people milling around with no hope in...

Universe 78246M72647ME (Groundhog Day) Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania 02/02/1993 7:58 a.m. Phil Connors was miserable, but with nothing else to do, and after waking up yet again today, he decided to rob a bank. Sitting on the curb across the street from the bank, Phil waited. He didn’t really care...

//Rereading one of my older quests from Spacebattles put me in the mood to write something silly. //I consider this a crack quest, so it's in no way meant to be taken seriously. I'm just morbidly curious to see how far this concept goes. --------------------------------------------- You are...

WARNING: THIS QUEST WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS TO RWBY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. In this quest, you play as Salem, Queen of the Grimm, at the start of canon! Everything will likely be horribly derailed! Or Spacebattles will finally get their dream and conquer the world even though they make really...

"Ma'am, I'm afraid we will have to arrest your daughter." "What?" Annette Hebert asked. "She's twelve years old, why would you need to arrest her?" "I dunno," Armsmaster said, glaring at the young girl from behind his visor. "But she's kinda sus."

They woke up staring at the ceiling. Sleep was not technically necessary for them anymore, but it was still refreshing to enter a rest cycle on occasion. They remained laying on the bed for several minutes, cataloging the passive data they had gathered while they were unconscious. There had been...

Dad was waiting for me when I got home, so as soon as the door was opened he immediately bombarded me with questions. "Taylor where were you?" Then he looked a bit closer and asked in a much more panicked tone. "Why are you wearing a bright red miniskirt!?" And now came the big one. "Why are...

Cross-posting this from SB for more EXPOSURE. You can find the Spacebattles thread for this story here. If you couldn't guess from the title label, this is a comedy and crack-played-mostly-straight. This is NOT based off of Yandere Simulator, as Hearts Aflutter is. Sophia x Taylor. Yes...

Perched on a tree branch, the navy blue pegasus watched the sleeping dinosaur. Her name was Sai. She enjoyed long naps on top of soft clouds, soaking in hot springs to sleep, and killing things she didn’t like. Such as the sleeping dinosaur that was a hundred times her size. The sleeping...

It was Valentine's Day, and our four lovely starters were making chocolates for the Commander, as was base tradition. There were a great many tales as to how exactly this tradition came about. Some say it all started with a Kansen with an exceptionally great love for the commander (depending on...