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Alex had been having a nice night until the car crash. He had sat around the campfire with friends, alternately joking around and sharing personal emotional stories. A few plans had been going through his head on the drive home about showering and doing a load of laundry so his out-of-town...

Xerath I The change was startlingly immediate. The rage that dominated our ages long conflict in the dark abyss, the bestial fury that allowed my foe to shrug off bolts of lightning and dark magic with infuriating ease, the sheer dogged fervor that made him a veritable whirlwind of blades and...

the one where Jushiro and Shunsui ship it Word count: about 1500 Status: incomplete, part 1/? Ships: Byakuya x Renji, Ukitake x Kyoraku Notes: I make a new thread and this is the first thing I post? — Kuchiki Byakuya, Captain of the Sixth Division of the Gotei Thirteen, is in love with his...

Your conscious mind stirs. You probably shouldn't have one of those. With the senses that, according to your form, you shouldn't have, you look over your realm, and recognize it with the mind you got somewhere as being and belonging to you. Within your realm, your will is inviolate. Outside...

It took less than a week after Cadence and Shining Armor's wedding for Equestria to go completely to hell. Twilight was busy with her books, as always, when Rarity of all ponies staggered in through the door. The normally fabulous and fastidious pony looked like... well she looked like hell...

Ahh Brockton Bay it's been so long. I remember the last time we were here. Well, I was here. The entire team's changed since then. Hmm I wonder how Kurt's doing. I gaze around at the what's left in Leviathan's wake. It's a sight to behold. Thousands of people milling around with no hope in...

Universe 78246M72647ME (Groundhog Day) Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania 02/02/1993 7:58 a.m. Phil Connors was miserable, but with nothing else to do, and after waking up yet again today, he decided to rob a bank. Sitting on the curb across the street from the bank, Phil waited. He didn’t really care...

//Rereading one of my older quests from Spacebattles put me in the mood to write something silly. //I consider this a crack quest, so it's in no way meant to be taken seriously. I'm just morbidly curious to see how far this concept goes. --------------------------------------------- You are...

WARNING: THIS QUEST WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS TO RWBY. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. In this quest, you play as Salem, Queen of the Grimm, at the start of canon! Everything will likely be horribly derailed! Or Spacebattles will finally get their dream and conquer the world even though they make really...

"Ma'am, I'm afraid we will have to arrest your daughter." "What?" Annette Hebert asked. "She's twelve years old, why would you need to arrest her?" "I dunno," Armsmaster said, glaring at the young girl from behind his visor. "But she's kinda sus."

They woke up staring at the ceiling. Sleep was not technically necessary for them anymore, but it was still refreshing to enter a rest cycle on occasion. They remained laying on the bed for several minutes, cataloging the passive data they had gathered while they were unconscious. There had been...

Dad was waiting for me when I got home, so as soon as the door was opened he immediately bombarded me with questions. "Taylor where were you?" Then he looked a bit closer and asked in a much more panicked tone. "Why are you wearing a bright red miniskirt!?" And now came the big one. "Why are...

Cross-posting this from SB for more EXPOSURE. You can find the Spacebattles thread for this story here. If you couldn't guess from the title label, this is a comedy and crack-played-mostly-straight. This is NOT based off of Yandere Simulator, as Hearts Aflutter is. Sophia x Taylor. Yes...

Perched on a tree branch, the navy blue pegasus watched the sleeping dinosaur. Her name was Sai. She enjoyed long naps on top of soft clouds, soaking in hot springs to sleep, and killing things she didn’t like. Such as the sleeping dinosaur that was a hundred times her size. The sleeping...

It was Valentine's Day, and our four lovely starters were making chocolates for the Commander, as was base tradition. There were a great many tales as to how exactly this tradition came about. Some say it all started with a Kansen with an exceptionally great love for the commander (depending on...

Pick your name: (you can only select from the following options) Derpo Derpa Asgasdfasd Now pick your hairstyle: Stupidhair Stupidhair2 Coolhair (selecting this option means you will also start the game with only 3 toes on each foot) Now pick a special ability: Just kidding there are no...

The Emperor was old, so old in fact that there was more hair in his beard than could be found atop his crown. In all his years, he had many children, and grandchildren, and great-grandchildren, through many different women if one might add. Not that being married to more than one woman at once...

Applicant. Budget. Rejection. Applicant. Turnover. Rejection. Applicant. ...Overqualified? Rejection! Applicant. Underqualified! Rejection! ...Applicant... Lifespan. Rejection. APPLICANT! Unprofessional! Relaxation. ...Lacks goals. Rejection. ...Applicant. Youth. QUOTA! ...Employment.

Lying on the roof makes you intimately familiar with the sound of your own heartbeat. In the cold, sharp air of the night-time Brockton Bay, it was pulsing too loudly under your skin. Despite the cold snap against your face, the spider silk costume was growing unbearably hot. You told yourself...

Summary: We all know what happens when Rin summons future Shirou, but what happens when Shirou summons future Rin. Shirou was transfixed by the man in red fighting the man in blue. The man in blue had a wicked spear and Shirou somehow instinctively knew that Spear held a wicked curse. Even...

Prologue Homura Akemi was a broken husk, laying atop the bed the Incubators had made her. She had lost everything once more. She had regained Madoka, only to be forced to watch as what had replaced her came down from the sky. Forced to look upon her greatest failure. As if she hadn't been...

As Writer hath given permission and TC hath requested and pledged, so mote it be; Will of Terra continues here. See proof of handoff if doubts exist within your mind. Previous Thread (TheJustWriter's Will of Terra): Will of Terra (Earth-chan! Taylor) Fantasy - Superhero Will of Terra...

A/N: This is all @TCGM's fault. Date Point: 1969 As Apollo 11 touched down on the surface of Luna, Sol tossed and turned in her sleep, briefly rousing from her billions of years of deep slumber into a state more akin to REM sleep. As the sun dreamt, certain parts of reality echoed in time...

Emma glanced around the classroom as she entered, looking for Taylor and found her sitting at a work table all by herself. Mr. Carmichael hadn't arrived yet. Perfect. Emma smirked as she sauntered over towards Taylor and sat down next to her. Emma sweetly said, "Hi Taylor. How are you doing...

You died that day. Whatever the reason, the old you is dead. Either by truck, murder, or even a flowerpot, you died. Thankfully, the great deities of Isekai granted you a second life, complete with a CYOA! Unfortunately for you, you've forgotten every detail about that CYOA, and now have to...