Bleach: Derailed

"Everything is Ichigo's fault" is your argument.
Yes. It literally was. That's the EXACT argument she used to force him to take over her duties in Karakura the very next day.

ecause guess what. If she's so incompetent that she can't tell the difference between a strong human's Spiritual Power from that of a Hollow's I extremely doubt she deserved to get a Hollow hunting mission. Also, if Ichigo can dull her senses, that means they weren't any good in the first place.
Furthermore, Ichigo's Reiatsu was a massive white noise for Rukia, she was in his room that was impregnated by years' worth of Reiatsu from an usually powerful young man. She gets better at tuning out his bullshit reiatsu, but the massive amount of it never changed. It's the first thing pretty much everyone Ichigo meets notes about him for Christ's sake.
 
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Weak Hollow is still weak. Hell, couldn't she just use Shikai and then used flash step and swing to kill the thing in one hit before Ichigo even had the chance to reach the damn thing?

Not to mention that the mask isn't exactly the smallest weak point in the world.

Someone with enough strength to defeat a low level arranacar but not enough to defeat a weak hollow? It's pathetic.


And that makes it even worse! She should have taken care of the thing as soon as possible the moment it became clear that lives were in danger!
"Everything is Ichigo's fault" is your argument.


And this is a better explaination of why that happened. Because plot demanded it to do so.

Because guess what. If she's so incompetent that she can't tell the difference between a strong human's Spiritual Power from that of a Hollow's I extremely doubt she deserved to get a Hollow hunting mission. Also, if Ichigo can dull her senses, that means they weren't any good in the first place.

To put it simply, Rukia was over her head as the plot screwed her over in favor of giving Ichigo powers.

ITT SV Competence is alive and well.
 
ITT SV Competence is alive and well.

It's just another example of the fundamental attribution error. Rukia is not SV, therefore her failure at the beginning of canon is inherent to her in someway (expressed as "Rukia in the beginning of canon is incompetent"), and it doesn't have anything to do with the circumstances.

In a hypothetical Rukia quest, we'd totally blame the stupid escort (Ichigo) for blinding us spiritually and then putting us in "save the mortal" vs "kill the hollow" situations, and there would be a sizable faction saying we should have just let him get eaten. :V
 
In a hypothetical Rukia quest, we'd totally blame the stupid escort (Ichigo) for blinding us spiritually and then putting us in "save the mortal" vs "kill the hollow" situations, and there would be a sizable faction saying we should have just let him get eaten. :V
To be fair, it's not like that wouldn't also be a pretty "Bleach Derailed" moment.
 
It's just another example of the fundamental attribution error. Rukia is not SV, therefore her failure at the beginning of canon is inherent to her in someway (expressed as "Rukia in the beginning of canon is incompetent"), and it doesn't have anything to do with the circumstances.

In a hypothetical Rukia quest, we'd totally blame the stupid escort (Ichigo) for blinding us spiritually and then putting us in "save the mortal" vs "kill the hollow" situations, and there would be a sizable faction saying we should have just let him get eaten. :V
No, an SV Rukia quest would have us at Captain level power as a 20th seat.
 
Does rukia ever realize that Kaen Shiba is related to ichigo in canon?
When will Ishin regain his power?

So there are at least three captain strength soul reapers in Karakura Town, with two living soul reaper/ Quincy hybrids. Throw in the two pure quincies, multiple full bringers, and the visored and you have a living death trap for hollows. Just an idea to keep Yuzu and Karin safe, since hollows would see them as a banquet, we could try several things.
We could start by awakening thier latent shinigami Powers, and unlock ishin
We can then get our spiritually aware school friends to keep on eye on them, then contact Urahara's candy shop to befriend them as friends of the family and help them with thier grief. Together that would give them protectors that could protect them while we are not there.
Finding a way to befriend the Ishidas would also be a good idea, Ishin is already friends with Uryus father.
They also seem to have cell phones that can at as hollow radars, we should try to get a pair for both of them, and a way to call for help just in case.
If these prerations aren't enough maybe we should look into getting them some mod soul filled stuffed animals.

At the very least point out what Ichigo's mother and father are to Uryu, pointing out that he is not the last Quincy, and his sister's could use some protection. They should be able to use the Quincy arts, and realizing he has distant family might put him into a better frame if mind. Heck the fact that a Soul Reaper went AWOL to marry a Quincy and then followed that with defending and protecting them might make himess hell bent on hating soul reapers. He is after all extended family in a way, and our sister's could use a such a steadfastly loyal family member. And both families are already in the same business, even if ones a hospital and the other just a clinic.

Edit: Wait, if the twins were born after Ichigo could they also have hollow or fullbringer Powers? They are descended from a pureblood Quincy and a Captain level royal shinigami at the very least though. They should be able to defend themselves with the right training.

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Does rukia ever realize that Kaen Shiba is related to ichigo in canon?
I don't think she ever put the pieces together, only that Ichigo looks like Kaien.
When will Ishin regain his power?
He's got, I think, a year or so left? If I remember correctly, the Quest starts a year before canon right? Because Isshin's power comes back when Grand Fisher returns for round two, and gets insta-ganked by Captain Dad.
So there are at least three captain strength soul reapers in Karakura Town
Two for the moment sadly, Isshin isn't available.
Throw in the two pure quincies, multiple full bringers, and the visored and you have a living death trap for hollows.
And that's why Karakura Town is a Juureichi. Also, the Fullbringers haven't awoken to their true nature yet.
We could start by awakening thier latent shinigami Powers, and unlock ishin
That's a Bad Idea(tm). Not the least of which being that it would be either Karin or Yuzu in Aizen's sights as a Plan B if the process succeeds, and if not, Ichigo just killed one or both of his sisters and due in to the Gotei 13 to stand trial for interfering in the human world and attempting to create Shinigami. As for Isshin, his issue is resolved in another year or so, so no need.
then contact Urahara's candy shop to befriend them as friends of the family
Urahara is already in contact with Isshin.
Finding a way to befriend the Ishidas would also be a good idea, Ishin is already friends with Uryus father.
...that might be difficult considering Uryuu would just want to kill Ichigo as a Shinigami. Isshin and Ryuuken aren't exactly friends, but it's close enough.
At the very least point out what Ichigo's mother and father are to Uryu
That requires IC knowledge Ichigo does not have at the moment.
protecting them might make himess hell bent on hating soul reapers
Considering that the Soul Reapers more or less orchestrated the death of closest family member at the time, I seriously doubt that Uryuu's hate-boner for Shinigami will eventually fade in this quest like it did in canon because Ichigo is no longer around him to bridge that gap.
Wait, if the twins were born after Ichigo could they also have hollow or fullbringer Powers?
IIRC the hollow that was within Masaki was transferred to Ichigo when he was born. I think that was when Masaki and Isshin began the slow as fuck process of regaining their powers.
 
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-bald man insists, and you start to laugh. It's just so ridiculous! After a moment the woman chuckles weakly
Pfffffffft, surprise Madarame!

-"three rows?" You ask, only to be shoved into your seat. "Because you're not having a drinking contest without
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The hell is a bount?
Consider yourself Blessed Child.
 
He's got, I think, a year or so left? If I remember correctly, the Quest starts a year before canon right? Because Isshin's power comes back when Grand Fisher returns for round two, and gets insta-ganked by Captain Dad
I think his powers might have been tied in keeping our hollow infection under control while we were alive, so it might come back earlier than that.
The hell is a bount?
Anime filler.
 
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inb4 Ichigo is a Drunken Sword master
the more he drinks, the better he is
:V
 
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Were a hot temperd young man who just came out after drinking and is being insulted by a small,annoying woman whom we already apologised to.
Nothing can go wrong :V
 
Aren't those the ones with those doll-like things from that story arc?
 
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