Of Royal Blood - The Legend Of Zelda

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Let's not be too ridiculous here; she's asking us as a friend to basically admit everything about herself.

[] How are you holding up so far?
[] How did you survive what happened?
[] What have you been doing all these years?
[] What's it like living with the Sheikah?
[] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[] Chosen of the goddesses?
 
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[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] How did you survive what happened?
[X] What have you been doing all these years?
[X] What's it like living with the Sheikah?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[X] Chosen of the goddesses?
 
[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] How did you survive what happened?
[X] What have you been doing all these years?
[X] What's it like living with the Sheikah?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[X] Chosen of the goddesses?

Huh, relevant questions that actually provide useful information. Neat.
 
[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] So I guess you're the girl I used to know when I lived at the Castle with my father?
[X] So what actually happened to you after your father passed away?
[X] How did you escape the castle and wind up at Kakariko?
[X] Ask about her time with the Shiekah?
[X] Ask her why Link wound up alone in the forest for so long?
[X] So, any plans for the future? Like, what you want out of life?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?

I fleshed out the question list to make it better and more informative. I hope it worked.

[X] What have you been doing all these years?
We already know what Zelda has been doing all these years. She has been posing has a teacher while in hiding and building up her skills. admittedly they were the wrong skills since being a teacher and researcher got her into this situation in the first place.
 
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The Sheikah are going to be hostile to Link and Ganondorf aren't they? At least until they learn the whole story and Link somehow accidently activates the Triforce of Courage on his left hand.
 
Manic Dogma said:
[X] You're a horrible liar, a good teacher, and a great friend.

I might just be hopelessly clueless, but jesus fuck that sounds like some horrible period cramps. I know they're bad, but is that bad normal or does Zelda just have it really awful?
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oh boy time for menstruation facts.

Some people get it worse than others.
TMI again, but horrible leg aches up to the middle back plus normal uterus stab/shedding pains and 'lower vomiting' are my usual. Cramps and horrible stabbing pain goes away after two liquigel advils on the first day. But usually my left leg continues to feel sore for longer. This makes the act of walking for a long time annoying.
Which I got the day after the update Zelda got hers. Someone should rub her lower abdomen, it helps.

Some women get nauseated, hot/cold flashes, headaches, really wild mood swings that make period jokes feel ashamed, sore breasts, and feeling extremely tired or craving a certain food. Maybe even while vomiting.
Having it super super bad can be due to a kind of disorder/condition or illness. My cycle is far from the worst, but even I sometimes got sent home from school her just didn't go for the first day of it. Feeling hot and cold while sweating as you stare into the school nurse's bucket with your knees on your chest feeling like your about to die; all because you're too fucked up to remember if it's the Tylenol or Motrin that tries to kill you. Bitch just give me the ibuprofen one I have no time for children brand names.

This went more in depth than expected.

[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] How did you survive what happened?
[X] What have you been doing all these years?
[X] What's it like living with the Sheikah?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[X] Chosen of the goddesses?
 
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ImmortalsBlade said:
Sheik rushes out in front of you frantically waving her arms as she tried desperately to think of some way to salvage the situation "N-No no no no, I-I meant Zelda, not me! I... I mean I'm really touched you would say such nice things about me but-"

She pauses, before glaring at you. "HEY! What do you mean I'm a terrible liar?!"

You give her a flat look.

Her anger melts into nervousness "I-I mean w-why w-would you think I ever lied to you?"

Your expression doesn't change.

"Come on, I-I don't have anything to hide!"

Still keeping the same expression.

"STOP! STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK!"

You don't.

"LINK WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?"

You are uncompromising.

Sheik slumps forward, utterly defeated.
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Legend of Zelda, Tsundere Princess of All Ham.

ImmortalsBlade said:
Sheik stands up straight, closing her eyes and bringing up a hand to her chest. Her braid seemed to come undone, golden hair flowing in the gentle night breeze, looking like it was made of starlight in the gentle glow of the moon even though you knew it was covered in dust from the road and she hadn't had time to fix her braid. Her eyes opened, glowing rubies set into flawlessly carved marble. A commanding presence settled on her, one that naturally drew the eye regardless of anything else around her. The change in demeanor was so sudden, so immediate, that suddenly you didn't feel like you were standing in front of your dorky friend. Suddenly, a small part of your brain thought that maybe there was a merit to those beliefs people had...

"I am Princess Zelda Saria Ilia Hyrule, Chosen of the Goddesses and sole heir to the throne of Hyrule." She says, spoken so softly it was barely above a whisper yet her voice carried with all the power of a mighty river.
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She must have used all of her life's coolness to pull that off.

[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] How did you survive what happened?
[X] What have you been doing all these years?
[X] What's it like living with the Sheikah?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[X] Chosen of the goddesses?
[X]...Did you ever see the Nemesis? Do you know anything about him?

Added a question about who the Great Nemesis is.
 
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ImmortalsBlade said:
Sheik stands up straight, closing her eyes and bringing up a hand to her chest. Her braid seemed to come undone, golden hair flowing in the gentle night breeze, looking like it was made of starlight in the gentle glow of the moon even though you knew it was covered in dust from the road and she hadn't had time to fix her braid. Her eyes opened, glowing rubies set into flawlessly carved marble. A commanding presence settled on her, one that naturally drew the eye regardless of anything else around her. The change in demeanor was so sudden, so immediate, that suddenly you didn't feel like you were standing in front of your dorky friend. Suddenly, a small part of your brain thought that maybe there was a merit to those beliefs people had...

"I am Princess Zelda Saria Ilia Hyrule, Chosen of the Goddesses and sole heir to the throne of Hyrule." She says, spoken so softly it was barely above a whisper yet her voice carried with all the power of a mighty river.

"And a complete dork." You helpfully aid.

The illusion breaks, Zelda puffing out her cheeks as they turn crimson. "I- I AM NOT A DORK!!" She shouts, stamping her feet.
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Can she teach us how to do this?

Not very good at making questions for writeins. halp.
 
Joshrand1982 said:
[] Ask her why Link wound up alone in the forest for so long?
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You already have a good idea of this. Link's father went mad with grief after his wife's death by incredibly awful disease and left to live in the wilds with his son.

Also, guys, this is an opportunity for you to ask every possible question you want of Zelda. Please consider that when writing your votes. Kinda want the next update to be of a decent length...

The Zog said:
Added a question about who the Great Nemesis is.
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She only knows he's called William the Just.
 
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Just gonna add this for consideration:

[X] How hard was it to pull off that introduction?
 
ImmortalsBlade said:
Also, guys, this is an opportunity for you to ask every possible question you want of Zelda. Please consider that when writing your votes. Kinda want the next update to be of a decent length...
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My list is already pretty long but I will repost it here since people seem to be ignoring it. I am also adding other people questions to it since they make sense to me.

[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] So I guess you're the girl I used to know when I lived at the Castle with my father?
[X] So what actually happened to you after your father passed away?
[X] How did you escape the castle and wind up at Kakariko?
[X] Ask about her time with the Shiekah?
[X] What have you been doing all these years?
[X] So, any plans for the future? Like, what you want out of life?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[X] Chosen of the goddesses?
[X] How hard was it to pull off that introduction?
[X] You do realize that you will have to tell Ganondorf who you are now right?
[X] How mad are the Sheikah going to be when they see us when we reach Kakariko?
[X] Do I need to plan on buying some armor for when they try to kill me?
[X] Do you know anything about the Fierce Diety the Empire worships?
[X] The ruins you research, are you looking for anything specific?
[X] Impa's the one who raised you, right?

17 questions long so far.

I fleshed out the question list to make it better and more informative. I hope it worked.
Adhoc vote count started by Thors_Alumni on Apr 26, 2017 at 8:33 AM, finished with 30 posts and 13 votes.
  • [X] How are you holding up so far?
    [X] How did you survive what happened?
    [X] What have you been doing all these years?
    [X] What's it like living with the Sheikah?
    [X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
    [X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
    [X] Chosen of the goddesses?
    [X] Uhhhhh...... What's your favorite color?
    [X] How are you holding up so far?
    [X] So, any plans for the future? Like, what you want out of life?
    [X] You're a horrible liar, a good teacher, and a great friend.
    [X] Nope! *teasing grin*
    [X] What's your favorite color?
    [X] How are you holding up so far?
    [X] How did you survive what happened?
    [X] What have you been doing all these years?
    [X] What's it like living with the Sheikah?
    [X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
    [X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
    [X] Chosen of the goddesses?
    [X]...Did you ever see the Nemesis? Do you know anything about him?
    [X] How hard was it to pull off that introduction?
    [X] How are you holding up so far?
    [X] So I guess you're the girl I used to know when I lived at the Castle with my father?
    [X] So what actually happened to you after your father passed away?
    [X] How did you escape the castle and wind up at Kakariko?
    [X] Ask about her time with the Shiekah?
    [X] So, any plans for the future? Like, what you want out of life?
    [X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
    [X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
    [X] Chosen of the goddesses?
    [X] How hard was it to pull off that introduction?
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[X]...Did you ever see the Nemesis? Do you know anything about him?

Why is everyone ignoring my addition? The question which could tell us something about the main antagonist.
 
ImmortalsBlade said:
She only knows his name, she never saw the guy.
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Okay, then. Changing vote.

[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] So I guess you're the girl I used to know when I lived at the Castle with my father?
[X] So what actually happened to you after your father passed away?
[X] How did you escape the castle and wind up at Kakariko?
[X] Ask about her time with the Shiekah?
[X] What have you been doing all these years?
[X] So, any plans for the future? Like, what you want out of life?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[X] Chosen of the goddesses?
[X] How hard was it to pull off that introduction?
[X] You do realize that you will have to tell Ganondorf who you are now right?
[X] How mad are the Sheikah going to be when they see us when we reach Kakariko?
[X] Do I need to plan on buying some armor for when they try to kill me?
[X] do you know more about Willaim the Just than the normal person, like his armies and top subordinates. I figure that the Sheikah would keep their ear on the ground.
[X] Do you know anything about the Fierce Diety the Empire worships?
[X] The ruins you research, are you looking for anything specific?
[X] Impa's the one who raised you, right?

Added more questions. What does everyone think?
 
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The Zog said:
Okay, then. Changing vote.

[X] How are you holding up so far?
[X] So I guess you're the girl I used to know when I lived at the Castle with my father?
[X] So what actually happened to you after your father passed away?
[X] How did you escape the castle and wind up at Kakariko?
[X] Ask about her time with the Shiekah?
[X] What have you been doing all these years?
[X] So, any plans for the future? Like, what you want out of life?
[X] How did you leave the village? Wouldn't think the Sheikah would be keen to let you wander off.
[X] What actually gets you about what those people were saying?
[X] Chosen of the goddesses?
[X] How hard was it to pull off that introduction?
[X] You do realize that you will have to tell Ganondorf who you are now right?
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I just added a couple more questions. And don't be afraid to add some of your own to the list.
 
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