[X] Go home with Cinder
Yon thought about things for a moment, impulses him pulling his brain this way and that as he tried to work out what was best to do. There was actually a part of his brain that was stone sober, but when the wasted part of his brain tried to query for help it got back a message that amounted to 'Do you want a decision or to live?'
Yon grabbed a nearby glass and belched into it, the remains of whatever sugars and other compounds within sizzling from the gases his body was expelling. Someone handed him a glass of water, and he realized that it had been Cinder somewhat belatedly. That was nice of her.
That decided it for him. He smiled and asked, "You wanna suck me off?"
She ran her fingers delicately across the line of his jaw and said, "Fuck yeah rock star! You've given me the most entertaining shift in years, and I want to experience what kind of motor you've got under the hood to keep running after all the shit you shoved in your tank."
She leaned in close to him a bit and let her tongue extend from her mouth to trail across the opposite side of his face from where she was holding him, rubbing her mouth clit across his nose before flicking the appendage back into her mouth so fast it almost made a whipcrack. She whispered into his ear, "Also, when you're slamming your cock into my mouth I'm getting off too, unlike lame ass bitches."
For a brief and dangerous moment Yon's mind flashed with the image of Lady Va's mouth open wide to take his cock all the way to its base. The image mingled with a pair of outcomes, one where she was choking on him for all of the times her antics had got him beat up, and another one where she was flush with pleasure, her pussy slick and twitching. He dismissed the imagery as being more trouble than they were worth, somewhat aided by the fact that his brain got hung up on trying to decide whether or not it was more proper and ladylike if she waxed porcelain smooth or if she maintained a carefully trimmed and styled patch of pubic hair. The trail of thought soon went to 'pubic bonsai' and he was able to drop the whole thing as absurd.
Yon was fairly certain that while this was going on he was wearing a stupid smile on his face, and thankfully Cinder seemed to understand that he was not exactly all there, since she straightened back up and announced, "However, before all of that we're going to have to get you cleaned up. Come on up big guy, we're going to need to flush some of what you drank out before you stick it in me. The Prince seems to like me, but not enough that I can go play in the Grandfather's Garden and expect to come out with a dick instead of cancer."
What an odd thing to say. Whatever else he had to think on got thrown out as he discovered that much of his sense of balance had been delegated to the chair he had been sitting in. He put more focus towards digestion, and also with all the water he was being given he put focus into just shoving as many toxins into his bladder as possible. He also cranked up his internal spiritual furnace since he had a steady supply of water.
He somewhat lost track of where he was while doing that, but eventually his attention was drawn back to the outer world by a tongue sliding across his ear. He was in some sort of shower area with his pants down, while Cinder was behind him with one hand under his shirt, the other holding his dick, and she was licking his ear while breathily whispering, "Just let it all out."
So Yon did, and he immediately felt better as he no longer had to devote an enormous amount of mental effort towards not literally melting into a pile of goo. The gain in mental acuity allowed him to comment, "Oh! That's why it's called No Night Light!"
Shaking and squeezing him playfully to get out the last drops of brightly green glowing liquid, Cinder said, "That is the joke, although pretty sure the only guys I've ever seen drink that stuff stopped pissing years ago. A shame the tiles are sizzling too, glow in the dark cum is so much fun to play with."
Yon had to process two things then. The first was that the tiles in the shower area did in fact seem to be bubbling slightly, although that might just be from the grout not having been cleaned in a while and the toxins reacting with the mildew rather than the ceramic itself being attacked. The second was that he had a very attractive and basically naked woman showing him affection while holding his penis in her hand.
"And we're off to the races!" Cinder cheerfully announced as Yon began to become erect from her attentions. "A full flush before the main event though."
She reached over and turned on the tap to the shower, washing the concentrated toxins down the drain and letting Yon drink from the spray. It wasn't particularly efficient to just flush so much without properly breaking it down and integrating it, but then again very little of what he had consumed had been properly prepared so there wasn't much loss in the end. If anything the big thing had been the practice he had picked up in using his Iron Kettle Belly techniques.
Actually, the biggest thing was that a woman was showing him the sort of attention he had been craving since puberty.
Even though he was now mostly free of intoxicants, everything became blurry after that as Cinder led him into a little room with a cot. He knew he frustrated her for a time with his endurance, before they switched things around and he impressed her with his endurance. By the time his memories began to become sorted again, they were both lying on a thin sheet on the floor, covered in sweat. Cinder was half asleep and playing with herself and the mess Yon had made between her thighs, while Yon was staring at the ceiling contemplatively.
There was a part of him that wanted Cinder, Va, and even his subordinate Yue to all be naked and kneeling before him, worshipping his body and the pleasure it brought. He dreamed of all their bellies swollen with children, breasts heavy and leaking milk. It was an alluring fantasy, but eventually he pushed it aside for reality. A question was eating at him.
"How was I?" Yon asked idly.
Cinder hummed for a moment before she said, "Honestly? It was obvious that you were a virgin before this, but you learn quick, are pretty agile, and I've fucked machines with less endurance. So you're solidly above average, and for the first time you're definitely up there."
"Thanks," Yon replied honestly, before he paused in thought and then added on, "And thanks for the honesty. I'm sure there are lots of men who wouldn't accept anything less than being told they were the best ever."
Cinder rolled over a bit to kiss Yon on the cheek. "You earned it. There's something sweet about you."
Even though she had started to play with his dick again, Yon focused on that statement instead and said, "I think we have similar backgrounds. I was a servant for years, and I've always been under the control of people more powerful than me."
Cinder purred at that before she said, "Yeah, thought so. You've moved up more than this little slave, but you're still a switch who knows how to bottom to avoid being beat down. Very sweet."
Continuing to play with him while they lay there, Cinder then added on, "Maybe too sweet. So you know, I had fun and I would like to see you again, but let me be clear. You're not that special, you're not The One, and Piggy gets annoyed if we show customers too much attention, or if guys like you start getting jealous. And when Piggy gets annoyed, people get hurt. Clear?"
"Crystal," Yon replied with full earnesty. This was like a weird mirror version of the talk Va had given him all those years ago.
"Good. And don't get any simpering, besotted ideas about trying to buy me from her. Bartending is a damn better job than whatever I would be doing as a soldier-boy's house-slave," Cinder explained as she began to slide herself atop Yon's sprawled form as her fingers roused him back to attention. "I'm pretty safe mixing drinks and working the stills."
Yon's brain stopped.
"You have access to the stills?" He demanded.