Omake: Supreme Chancellor Hondo Ohnaka
The Grand Convocation Chamber of the Galactic Senate had seen many things in its long, storied history. It had witnessed heated debates, broken alliances, and backroom deals that could shake the very foundations of the Republic. But today—today was something different. Today, the Senate, in all its infinite wisdom (or folly), had just elected Hondo Ohnaka as Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic.
Silence reigned.
Then, from the central podium, Supreme Chancellor-Elect Hondo Ohnaka cleared his throat and adjusted his newly acquired very expensive Chancellor's robe, which he had already customized with gold trimmings and just the right amount of pirate flair. He glanced at the gathered senators, his ever-present grin spreading even wider.
"Ah-ha! My esteemed colleagues, my friends, my… generous investors," Hondo began, clasping his hands together in mock humility. "I must say, this is truly an unexpected turn of events! Not that I doubted your wisdom, of course. No, no, you are all brilliant! Visionaries! Even those of you who thought this was a joke—well, the joke is now running the Republic!"
A few scattered chuckles. Some senators were still too stunned to react. Others were whispering furiously, likely already planning how to navigate this unusual development.
Hondo pressed forward. "Now, I know what you are thinking! 'Hondo, how did you get here? How did a humble businessman, a modest entrepreneur, a respected Senator of the Outer Rim rise to the highest office in the land?' Ah-ha, my friends, that is a wonderful story!"
He spread his arms wide. "You see, I simply did what any good politician does—I bought a planet! Totally legally, of course! And let me tell you, it was a bargain—an Outer Rim beauty, hardly any taxes, just a few, eh, minor pirate problems! But did I complain? No! I rolled up my sleeves—figuratively speaking, I do not actually roll up my sleeves—and I got to work for my people! And when my dear, dear constituents needed a strong leader, who else could they turn to but their most trustworthy benefactor?"
Someone in the crowd coughed, possibly choking on the word trustworthy.
"Now, I understand that some of you may have… concerns about my leadership." Hondo waved a dismissive hand. "You may ask, 'Hondo, will you loot the Republic?' To which I say—of course not!" He placed a hand on his chest, looking deeply, deeply offended. "My friends, I would never steal from the Republic! That would be dishonest! I will simply ensure that business is… profitable for all! I am nothing if not a fair and reasonable businessman!"
A few senators from the Corporate Alliance and Banking Clan looked intrigued. The Jedi delegation, on the other hand, looked increasingly disturbed.
"Now, let us discuss policy!" Hondo continued, stepping away from the podium to casually drape an arm around the nearest senator on his podium.Wich was Bail Organa as the former and now relected Vice Chancellor , who stiffened like a board. "First order of business—cutting through bureaucracy! Too many forms, too many regulations! How can anyone make an honest—or highly creative—credit in this Republic with all this red tape?"
He winked at the Neimoidian senator from the Trade Federation, who suddenly looked like he regretted supporting Hondo's nomination.
"And let us not forget security!" Hondo clapped his hands together. "The Republic is plagued by lawlessness! Pirates, smugglers, bounty hunters—terrible people! Disgraceful! We must deal with them!" His grin widened. "And as someone with extensive experience in such matters, I believe I am uniquely qualified to handle them! Perhaps even offer a… buyout option, yes?"
More senators were now openly muttering. The Jedi delegation was whispering among themselves.
"And finally!" Hondo raised a single finger. "We must improve diplomacy! The Republic has too many enemies! The Separatists! The Hutts! The Mandalorians! The Jedi!" He paused, glancing at the Jedi representatives. "Ah—did I say Jedi? My mistake! You are my dearest friends, of course!"
Master Windu pinched the bridge of his nose.
"So, my dear, dear colleagues," Hondo said, stepping back to the center. "You have made your choice! You have put your trust in Hondo Ohnaka, and I promise you, I shall not let you down! Unless, of course, it is profitable to do so—but let us hope it does not come to that!"
He threw his arms wide. "Now, let us get to governing, yes? And, ah, while we are at it—does anyone know the exact size of the Republic's treasury? No reason! Just… curious!"
The Senate erupted.
Supreme Chancellor Hondo Ohnaka simply laughed.
It was going to be a very interesting administration.
PS:Ah i see yea lets not split the vote
[X] Refuge in Audacity
