Supermerica: A riot quest

Pacific Zone

A golden tear lands on some gorillas making them more intelligent.
The tear splits in midair and once it hit its targets, which were escaped gorillas from some zoo with terrible security, mostly cause there was no one to act as security, also the locks sucked, they probably would've gotten out even if there were people there

Anyway it sinks into their brain meat, altering neurons and making the gorilla's learn things like "Math" and "Meaning" and "Crippling existential dread", also gave them the ability to talk
They also gain the ability to envision weak points, in individuals, plans, and all kinds of things, as long as they can see it

They're then, approached while beating a multitude of travelers into a bloody pulp for attempting to steal their bananas, a strange Raccoon-Trash-Man creature thing had come to greet them, with a walking factory close behind, they were too busy brutalizing their enemies to notice the giant building coming towards them, they made a collective mental note to improve their ability to keep calm
"Hi I'm Raccoon-Trash-Ma-"
"State your business plainly abomination or my brothers, sisters, and I will tear that mouth off of you, we know that it's structurally weak in the specific muscles holding your jaw, your form is haphazardly put together"
"Okay, I'm simultaneously insulated and very scared now, but okay" Raccoon-Trash-Man pulled out some notes from the pocket of a jacket the Living Factory made for them and started to quickly read through them

"We would like to cordially invite you to join the Living Factory's LEAGUE OF CAPITALISTIC GAIN to grab control of this world's slowly forming trade economy and resources for personal benefit and cause the Factory wants to, we've been watching from afar with binoculars and decided your people would be valuable assets to the group"
The intelligent apes pondered the offer, and one asked "What is in it for us?"

The Living Factory leaned over and Raccoon-Trash-Man hopped inside, the gorilla's could hear the abomination talking with the screens, planning out a good way to convince the gorillas, though they thought the creature was just talking to itself since they couldn't see the screens reply inside

Raccoon-Trash-Man came out once more and said "We promise to help protect your bananas and we can mass produce useful items for you and your people, we could even find a luxury habitat and make lesser copies of it for your housing, how does that sound?" As an example the Living Factory spat out a bunch of lesser copies of some bears from its PRODUCT-CHUTE, which splattered on the ground cause it was standing up
The gorillas nodded and shook Raccoon-Trash-Man's hand

In the distance Beppi could sense a disturbance "Some people just became my enemies and I don't even know them"

The Living Factory
- Leader of the League Of Capitalistic Gain

Raccoon-Trash-Man
- Co-leader of the League Of Capitalistic Gain

Demo-Rillas
- A bunch of gorillas that escaped from a zoo, blessed with human intelligence by a golden tear, alongside the ability to talk
- Love bananas and also for some reason classic literature
- They all have the psychic ability to see the weak points which make it easier to destroy things, such as living creatures, structures, and plans
- Have joined the League Of Capitalistic Gain

Drop a golden tear on a spider.
It hits its mark, and it began to grow, change, becoming humanoid, it now stood straight up, wearing a fancy black suit, rose red gloves, and wore a red heart shaped mask, they ran around causing some trouble, stealing chocolate, sleeping around with anyone willing, and amassing a large hoard of valuable stuff in its base, located in a abandoned casino called "Basically Stealing" the formerly most honest casino in the country, it only got business thanks to the novelty of its name, barely scraped by
Lore aside, the blessed spider mutant that called themselves Valentine was laying on the front counter eating stolen chocolate until they heard a large noise like something big getting closer, they ran up to the window and saw the Living Factory marching towards their hideout

The spidery-seducer proceeded to pray to the multitude of chocolate brands that they enjoyed that the thing wasn't coming to eat their house, but the Factory stopped and lowered itself, allowing Raccoon-Trash-Man and some Demo-Rillas to step out and then through the door of the casino
Valentine quickly stood back up and leaned on nothing to keep their cool image "Hey whats brings you guys to my hideout?"

Raccoon-Trash-Man "Me and my frien-"
A Demo-Rilla corrected the abomination "Business partners"
The Living Factory made some whirs and whistles that if translated meant "BUSINESS-FRIENDS!"
"-Partners, have seen that you're quite sneaky, and quite charismatic, and your main goals in life are just material pleasures, like my business partners"
"Why thank you"
"Also that you..... have mind control abilities" The abomination started to get worried "Do you make people slee-"

"WOAH WOAH WOAH... woah! No, I just use it to mess with folks and gain an advantage in fights, like a wise person once said, consent is sexy"
"... so did you get consent from the people you stole from and or killed because you kept stealing stuff?"
"Another wise quote I know of is murder and theft are okay"
"I'm starting to feel like you're quoting yourself"
"Yes"

A Demo-Rilla growled out impatiently "Get to the point"
"Oh- oh right, would you like to join the League Of Capitalistic Gain? We even got membership badges" Raccoon-Trash-Man smiled as he held up a poorly made badge with LOCG written on it in marker, it's just a wrapper with a clothing pin through it
"Tempting, but I'll pass"
"We also can make an indefinite amount of chocolate if you wish"

Outside, the Living Factory produced more bears as an example of its copying ability
"WHERE DO I SIGN?!" Valentine pounced forward with a stolen pen held high

Meanwhile, in the mountain zone
"OKAY, WHO THE FUDGE IS PLANNING TO MAKE A TRADERS GUILD?!"
"P-pardon miss Beppi?"
"I can feel it in my gut, there are capitalists gathering"
"Are you sure that feeling isn't those potentially expired rations we ate earlier?"
"Positive"
GRUMBLE
"Nevermind, you're right, it was food poisoning"

Valentine
- Spider blessed with a humanoid form and intelligence, for some reason was given a black suit that fits them perfectly, red gloves, and a red heart mask during transformation
- Has 8 limbs in total, 6 arms, 2 legs
- Sneaky and charismatic, a master thief with style, also loves chocolate
- Can create webs (Despite not having a spider's abdomen, spinnerets, or any bits that could generate the stuff, possibly just conjures it or hides the hole well) of two types, a red web and a black web, also climbs on walls
- Red web makes those that come in contact with it infatuated with Valentine temporarily, good thing Valentine avoids pursuing relations with anyone under the effects of it, they can its effects off and on at will and even be selective with who it manipulates, black web is just very sharp whenever they want it to be
- Member of the League Of Capitalistic Gain

Basically Stealing
- Abandoned casino with a neat vault and a novelty name
- First base of the League Of Capitalistic Gain
- Also Valentine's first hideout

The League Of Capitalistic Gain
- A group of individuals trying to start a trade empire, gain a bunch of wealth, and generally become rich as fuck
- Led by the Living Factory
- Most of the members are Demo-Rillas

Mountain Zone

A golden tear lands in Yellowstone but this time, a Lava Dragon is born.


Yellowstone/Magma-Hive
X - A large swathe of forest with a couple geysers, trails, some ranger sheds, and the other things Yellowstone has, except the staff
- A large area of burnt and scorched land

Yellowstone Dragon
- Long serpentine being made of living lava
- Many randomly placed small claws and thrusters across body
- Can exit earth's atmosphere
- Hangs out in orbit among the debris and False Stars

Somewhere in the Mountain Zone, Hank bandages his injuries. After acquiring a pair of circular red glasses, a mask, a black trench coat, and a matching black bandana, he goes on to get into a fight with 66 people and Jebediah, a rogue scientist who is also capable of great feats of violence and kinda looks like Jesus.
Hank enjoyed using his ability on those folks in the club, but considering how he relied too much on it and ended up getting his ass flung across the country, luckily his ability was still affecting those people in the club and he wasn't hurt too much by the impact, he was even brought back to perfect help thanks to some dudes who called themselves the Rowdy-Brothers

Didn't seem very Rowdy in Hank's opinion, they were pretty nice, and before he left they even let him keep some clothes for his journey back to his.... not really a home, the proper title should be "Outdoor slaughterhouse"

And soon he arrived back at what we would call Nevada
After searching he learnt Tricky commissioned the help of some dude named Jebediah, turns out Tricky wanted to improve his DJ gear and Jebediah specializes in a lot of things like the smartypants he is, the Jesus look-alike even knew a bit about machines which is why Tricky got his help

Hank is gonna break into his home and beat up people till they agree to lead him to Tricky and his boombox, HE MURDERED 30 PEOPLE FOR THAT THING IT'S HIS

And so he arrived at an abandoned department store with a couple barricades, which he easily smashed through with his fists, a couple guys attempted to stab him but he shoved the splinters and wood from the barricades down their throats before they could even do so
Hank punched the rest of the barricade away and stepped inside, grabbing a baseball bat mid-swing, ripping it out of the goons hand and proceeding to break the jaws of everyone surrounding him

After leaving multiple dead or dying goons laying on the ground he dropped his bloody baseball bat, he looked at a thing that the knowledge he was inexplicably awakened with identified as a chainsaw, and he loved it, as much as his boombox, he then proceeded to beat the good holding it till his skull caved in, Hank used the chainsaw on the rest

But then something unexpected happened, a bespeckled man hit Hank in the face, he landed an actual hit, Hank went for a swing with the chainsaw but it only grazed the scientists side, he was Jebediah, and he does not like that kinda thing
The resulting battle between led to both being battered and bruised, but Hank came out victorious, and dragged Jebediah away to interrogate him

He wants to know where Tricky will pick up the speaker upgrades, and Jebediah is gonna suffer till he gets that info

Jebediah
- Looks like Jesus, is not Jesus
- An intelligent individual with a variety of knowledge in multiple different fields, such as mechanics, chemistry, physics, and biology
- Great at murdering people
- Dislikes Hank

Central Zone

A golden tear lands on the skeletons of a pack of dead wolves, instilling a desire for that sweet, sweet bone marrow from the living.
After that happened, awhile later some travelers went through the woods trying to find supplies to scavenge, and came across a group of hulking figures covered in dark green fur with eyes glowing a brighter shade of green

Their bodies had bits without any flesh, simply sections of bones
One stepped forward, their midsection nothing but a spine and ribs, the traveler tried to run but with a sickening crunch the ribs split open like a sideways maw and dug into their unlucky meal

The rest were dispatched as quickly and as brutally by the newly dubbed Marrowolves, who dig through the flesh of the bodies to chew on the marrow

Marrowolves
- Large hind leg standing wolf men with dark green fur and glowing light green eyes
- Love eating bone marrow from the living and scaring the shit out of people, also howling at the full moon
- Some sections of their body have no flesh and are just bones
- Can manipulate, grow, and shrink their skeletal structure at will, the degree of which depends on the individual Marrowolf's skill, they mainly utilize this for murder

The Rowdy Brothers try planting some new crops.

"Face me knave, for I shall defend my master's homestead and brothers till my very last caw"
The only reply was silence
"You may seem unmoved by threats, but know I can surely destroy you with my mastery of the arcane arts!" Feldari summoned a death hex
Still more silence
"F-fine I admit it, I cannot defeat a warrior such as yourself, just please, take me instead of the others spare them from thy wrath!"
Feldari was now on his knees begging for the scarecrow to spare the Rowdy-Brothers while said brothers were busy planting the new crops

Cletus sprinkled the tomato seeds in the shallow lane "What's that big ol doll for?"
Billy scooped soil over and onto the seeds "To scare off unwanted crows, don't want them eating the crops, and the death hexes work as a defense but I don't know if dead birds laying all over the place is a good thing, so I made that thing to scare them"

"YOU SILENT DASTARD, WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"

Jeremiah sighed at Feldari's outburst before continuing to hand out a couple sacks of produce to the Oldville representative sent to pick up the stuff, the guy reached into their back and handed the eldest brother a medkit just in case of cuts or stuff like that
After that trade was finished Jeremiah quickly turned around and ran towards Feldari to stop him from committing a suicidal but powerful death hex ritual to defeat the scarecro- AND OH GOD THAT WAS TOO CLOSE!
Feldari nearly activated it, thank god Jeremiah took the sickle away

Rowdy-House
X - Also growing a bunch of potatoes thanks to Billy
- Also growing a bunch of produce thanks to Billy with some assistance from his brothers

East Zone
A golden tear falls on a Venus Flytrap in Washington DC.
Drop a golden tear on Lincoln Memorial.
A pair of Bbq cultist pilgrims had set up an unfolded table with chairs and commentated on the grand event occurring before them, as a large mass of vines and plant based jaws clashed with a giant lincoln statue spewing fog from the orifices on his face

"Here today we got ourselves a wonderful fight Milo, this big stone bearded fellow who reminds me of a goat is facing off against a mutated venus flytrap monster"
"That's right Martin, right now the statue is attempting a german suplex an- STRAIGHT INTO THE WATER WOOO! He just slammed that creature into that big ol rectangular pool thing"
"Which seems to be a poor decision as the flytrap lord has drunk the pool and is spewing it out in a pressurized stream which cut off the foggy fellow's arm"
"They're pausing for a second now, the flytrap is using its sweet scent to hypnotize many people and bugs! I can feel the desire to obey but luckily I've got a strong will"
"I don't have that Martin, tie me to the chair, NOW!"
"Already am bud, and by the way it seems that scent from the flytrap is now making those mind slaves fight that statue"
"And those guys are getting stomped by the statue and melted by the fog, seems to have acidic properties to anything that user wants it too, even slightly melted the arm and stuck it back on like clay"
"Oooo big guy has just picked up an abandoned gasoline truck, I don't know what those are bu-"
"I DO, THIS IS GONNA END IN A-"

After the explosion both the lincoln monument and the flytrap were annihilated, falling to pieces on the ground

"Welp its a draw folks, see you all next time"
"What do you mean next time?The bodies of the only other viewers are scattered, charred, and near us, they're just chunks"
"Yes"
"So what was the poi-"
"Yes"
"I heard you the first tim-"
"Yes"
"You're fucking with me aren't you?"
"YES"

Choose your course of action

[] Have the League Of Capitalistic Gain set up their first supply store filled with lesser versions of luxury items, their empire shall start small

[] Hank finds Tricky once more after the interrogation of Jebediah

[] Oldville starts planning how to deal with those Marrowolves eating peop;e

[] Drop a golden tear on a member of (INSERT FACTION)

[] Write-IN

I got a couple power ideas laying around, lots of abilities saved for potential but unlikely later usage

Silver Disc
- User can summon a silver floating platform underneath their feet, which they can control with their mind
- Though the user can extend tendrils and silver growths from the disc itself, the shape of the body remains the same, and if it is harmed enough the ability is destabilized until the disc heals
- Growths can separate from disc and float by themselves, but that takes more concentration
- Disc is unsummoned when the user steps off for more than 10 seconds

Teef
- Makes sets of sharp teeth grow on red fleshy stuff within line of the user's sight, and control said teeth, useful on people
- Line of sight also means in reflections too

Ragdoll
- User gains an incredible amount of durability for as long as they stay limp and make no attempt to move, others can throw them around and make em flop but that's it
- Joints become very flexible when limp

Fighting Fortress
- User is a stone giant version of themselves, a living fortress with tiny windows, the inside of their body is bigger than the outside, and a holy order of loyal smol knights themed after the user operate the defenses, with a large armoury, such as cannons, catapults, muskets, and boiling oil
- User can summon a gate leading into their inner pocket dimension at will
- User can summon building themed tower shield and a large stone mace