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Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest

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[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape

FOR GORK AND MORK!! AND ZOGG AS WELL!
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.

Listen, I've heard all dis muck about building a giant snake outta bones. And sure, dat sounds cool, but where's it end? Zorbag gets eaten by a big snake, so we build a bigger snake. Then dat gets eaten by a bigger snake, so we builds a bigger snake? What if dat gets flattened by an even bigger snake? It's escalation, boys - dat means there's gonna be lots of scales. An' I tell you where it'll end - M.A.D. Massive animal decoration! Just imagine future generations of boyz growing up under da shadow of M.A.D., never knowin' if today'll be da day the bones fall - coz frankly I've seen Ragpak's construction skills, an' they're shaky at best. No offense, Rags.

No, lads. We needs to return to simpler and more wholesome times, by huddlin' around dis big glowy pit an' tossing in loadsa stupid critters ta watch 'em squeal and burn. Dat's da proper way to honour da old boss, an' also between you an' me it sounds like a lot more fun than tyin' vine-knots fer a big bloody arts an' crafts project.
 
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[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.

To the Pit! To the Pit!

THROW THEM IN THE PIT!

Doesn't throwing our enemies into the radioactive death pit sound fun?
 
It seems that the snake is winning so far, which makes me sad. Surely there should be more eagerness to commemorate esteemed deeds at this place of honor?
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.

Time for pit.
 
It will be interesting if weirdboy shows up and brings up the bone snake to life.
Adhoc vote count started by BungieONI on Feb 14, 2023 at 5:12 AM, finished with 79 posts and 71 votes.
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