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Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest

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[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.

Avin a ded ard Ork watching over us makes us ded ard too, specially if da Ork is as brutally cunning (or wuz he brutally cunning?) as Zorbag. We can even call da statue after him, the ZorbagOrk. Gork for short, which feels roight for some reason
 
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[x] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake.

Snake powers! I am obligated by my opiophillic nature to vote for snake powers.

Also, Zorbag's reign may have been brief, but he successfully established both succession procedures, and the initiation of religion. This is worthy of remembrance.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake.

He'z da biggest so he'z da Boss!
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

Let's be real, here: Snakes are zoggin' cool.
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

Snek!
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them


We need that lucky pit energy.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.

The Pit Hungers
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

I want Snake like Orks, imagine having tusks that can produce venom. heck i'll just take some cool Snake bone armor
 
SteelWriter77 said:
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.

I want Snake like Orks, imagine having tusks that can produce venom. heck i'll just take some cool Snake bone armor
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SNEK NOBZ!!!

Hell yeah.
 
Making the tactically brilliant choice to propose a write-in in a quest run by a GM notorious for extremely being picky about accepting write-ins, after there has already been over a page of votes. However, I have the BEST IDEA EVER for how to improve the "big pile of rocks" plan, so full steam ahead and damn the torpedoes!

[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape, With Glowy Eyes. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.
-[X] Using highly advanced remote manipulators (I.E., grots tied to long sticks), get two especially glowy rocks from the pit. If the glowy rocks are placed in the rock pile vaguely where eyes would be, it will be even more like Zorbag is watching them, and also look zoggin' cool!

broke: No heroes watch over us.
woke: Zorgbag watches over us!
bespoke: Zorbag watches over us, and his gaze sometimes makes birds fall from the sky!
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape, With Glowy Eyes. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.
-[X] Using highly advanced remote manipulators (I.E., grots tied to long sticks), get two especiallyglowy rocks from the pit. If the glowy rocks are placed in the rock pile vaguely where eyes would be, it will be even more like Zorbag is watching them, and also look zoggin' cool!
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.


FEED DA PIT
 
[X] Kill Stuff And Make A Big Pile of Bones Shaped Like A Snake. The orks agree; that snake was zoggin' cool. Bones are also shaped like snakes. Therefore, if they make a pile of bones shaped like a snake, that's like doubly-snake-like and they might get the snake's powers.
 
Hmmmm.

Maybe if we FEED DA PIT a whollllllleeeeeeeeeeee buncha boars and squigs and grots and snakes and birds and the weird fungus and teef, the pit might spawn us a Lucky Boy!

Raded out mega ork!
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.
 
[X] Pile Some Rocks Up In A Vaguely Orkish Shape. Maybe if they get rocks and bits of fallen masonry from the ruined factory and pile them up into a shape, that'll be like Zorbag is still watching over them.
 
[X] Sacrifice Lotsa Stuff To The Pit. To honour Zorbag and how good he was at hunting, clearly they need to hunt a bunch of animals (maybe somewhat smaller than that snake) and throw them into the glowing pit. That way, Zorbag's luck will pass to them.

Pit Stuff!
 
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