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Get Ya Krumpers On (Ork Riot Quest)

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[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X]How?: Grab a gun from the loot pile, find the nearest Trukk that's headed for the River, and shoot anything that isn't Orky you see!
-[X]Where? The River
Hunter531 threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 95
95 95
 
[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X] Grab da biggest thin' from da pile; now it's me choppa. Zen charge some umies to try me new choppa.
-[X]Where? The River
Varder threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: choppin' time? Total: 33
33 33
 
Considering your roll, I suspect you are about to run into battle using a limb as your choppa, and wish your next Ork only the best.
 
[X] Spend Biggness
-[X] Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.

@Planetary Tennis if I get a squig or Gretchen can I paint them a color? Same or different? If I steal a Purple Ork'z gun will that gun have untraceable shots cuz it's Purple?
And more importantly, can I shoot the same round I craft my gun in?

[X] Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab a hummie Sniper Rifle, Magnoculars, a heavy shotgun, and some scrap to kitbash with your gun into a propa Ork'z supa powerful snipa shoota!
-[X] Back by the tree line near the River. Once gun completed climb a tree and take shots at important looking humies in their funny pointed hats.
Doccer threw 2 100-faced dice. Total: 190
93 93 97 97
 
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[X] Spend Biggness
-[X] Paint yerself purple: purple now da only color, ya so sneaky I already lost ya.
-[X] Get some Squigs: some Squigs ta help in da fight.
-[X] Get some gretchen: like Squigs but mur annoyin.

[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X]How?: Get me some and my boyz some weapons, close quarter weapons, shoota ect and start causing mayhem behind the humie line while being sneaky though
-[X]Where? The City

accidentally rolled another one ignore the second roll
Woltaire threw 2 100-faced dice. Total: 88
61 61 27 27
 
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Doccer said:
[X] Spend Biggness
-[X] Paint yerself blue: blue now da only color, ya luckia roll 2 dice.

@Planetary Tennis if I get a squig or Gretchen can I paint them a color? Same or different? If I steal a Purple Ork'z gun will that gun have untraceable shots cuz it's Purple?
And more importantly, can I shoot the same round I craft my gun in?

[X] Do Somethin Else
-[X] Grab a hummie Sniper Rifle, Magnoculars, and some scrap to kitbash with your gun into a propa Ork'z supa powerful snipa shoota!
-[X] Back by the tree line behind the Orkz.
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[X]Run into the Enemy
-[X] Rip da door off a wrecked trukk, get on top a trukk and krump everything that ain't green.
-[X]Where? The River
Chiperninerm threw 1 100-faced dice. Total: 42
42 42
 
[X]Spend Biggness
-[X]Become a Weirdboy

[X]Run into the Enemy
-[x] How? Find da truk wit the biggest dakka in it, an' make sure it gets der fast! C'mon! We've got a krumpin' to get to already!
-[x] Where? To da city!
Spicy Serious threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: LET'S GET TO DA KRUMPIN ALREAD Total: 30
30 30
 
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