Sometimes Food is Good:
-[X]Kidnap them: You are going to cut out the middle man, and maybe see if they can get themselves out of a situation where they are in danger. Rolled:
D100 => 70
You looked at Iruka who was cross at the words you had just told him. "You want to what?"
"Kakashi isn't teaching students this year, and Team 3 will be the last team announced due to your shinnanigans. I'm very much exercising the rights as their sensei." You replied. "There are some things that must do if the kids are going to survive."
"Yes, and forcing them into a dangerous situation, no matter how controlled, is an excellent idea." Sarcasm was dripping from his voice. "However, there is something you are missing. They will try to kill you to escape."
You smiled. "You're acting like Shiro, Iruka, that is not something I consider a compliment."
Iruka gritted his teeth. "Must I remind you of Ayako's adventures?"
"I'm not trying to steal the bloodlines, or trying to harm them." You replied. "I just want to surprise them."
"They won't know the difference," Iruka replied. "No wonder you Jounin have a minimum sanity requirement because you are all insane."
You frowned. "I take offense to that Iruka, you aren't a jounin, you don't get to judge us and our quirks."
"Yes, and kidnapping children is truly a normal thing a ninja should do," Iruka stated. "Are you trying to emulate Orochimaru?"
That made you squeeze your hand into a fist. "I'm trying to make them be better." You stated as you allowed chakra to leak out. "Never question that my friend. You may care for their safety but know this. I care for their safety as well… even more than you."
You left Iruka silent and thinking.
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-[X]To a Restaurant: You are hungry, they will be too, so might as well kill two birds with one stone Rolled:
D100 => 91
"What the hell is going on!" Naruto screamed as you finally let them go from their woody, snaky prison, at the table you were waiting for and pulled off the black bags over their heads. All three of them looked completely confused at what they were seeing.
Hikaru was nice enough to give you his best table, and leave the windows open so you could send them down without causing a scene at the main entrance.
Every one of your genin was disoriented, well in various stages of it, because as they all looked like they had been through this kind of kidnapping before.
Naruto was completely awake, not even a hint disoriented, while he seemed ready to throw hands and otherwise protect his new teammates, even Sasuke, which interested you. The two were rivals of a sort, but that was just because they hated each other. Perhaps they came to some sort of agreement. His swearing, anger, and frustration also seemed evident that this was not the first time he had been kidnaped or held against his will.
Sasuke seemed a bit stranger, his breathing was calm, as he struggled to think of how he can help. There were situations where being calm and remaining calm was something that was needed. And while he was frozen, he was not losing his senses.
And Yakumo… she was just frozen, her eyes changed into dark pupils. Her Beast was quietly helping her, in the only way that it could, knowing the situation.
"Oh. I see you enjoyed the ride over. My apologies for that, but it was the only way to keep it a surprise." You stated as you looked at the plates being brought in front. "Ah, excellent timing."
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?" Naruto screamed, standing and pulling out a single Kunai, preparing to try and defend himself and escape.
Sasuke then spoke, more courageous now. "Yes, are you Yamato-Sensei?"
That made Naruto pause. "Wait, this guy is our sensei? He's…" He pauses, holstering the knife and thinking. "He's-"
Was at a loss for words at the change of composure. You smiled, your Stoney face and calm demeanor were throwing him off. After all, it seems that he never had been in this kind of situation.
Yakumo, or her beast spoke. "Hm, something tells me that you were trying to be completely random, and to both meet us, and see how we reacted to a chaotic situation?"
You nodded. "Yes. And you all passed it wonderfully."
Everyone was silent. "Now, let's eat." You said as you grabbed some chopsticks.
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Sasuke was still confused. In fact, you had expected him to be angered, trying to do everything in his power to escape, to stop you from trying to take control.
However, the bizarreness of the situation was so complete, that he could do nothing but just go with the flow.
It was working well for Naruto and Yakumo.
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