Teaching the Next Generation To Blame Danzo: A Jounin Sensei Quest (A Naruto AU)

[X] Plan Team Beep Boop
-[X]Shiro Hyuuga
--[X] Sasuke Uchiha
--[X] Shikamaru Nara
--[X] Shino Aburame

They will either become the greatest team ever created or become the ones that will take over/destroy the world, either way it will be fun.


Shiro is... Special.
He's from another one of Mangooses quest where hes a reincarnation of a alien(?) AI, last I read it had him being taken captured.

Changing my vote because I want something funnier.

[X] Plan Team It's all Danzo Fault

-[X] Ayako Kurama
--[X] Sasuke Uchiha
--[X] Shino Aburame
--[X] Yoshi

Choosing this because I want Ayako students to think she's crazy for saying the one of the people that the Hokage trust the most is at full for terrible things until Sasuke finds out that it was his fault that his clan got slaughtered and his brother became a traitor and for Shino to find out that his adopted brother (he has one or and unofficial adopted one who was taken to become a roots agent, it's explanation more in the anime during the fourth shinobi war) was taken from him because of him.

Yoshi is thrown in because two of his teammates were screwed over by Danzo so he's questioning what he did to fuck up his life and is coming up blank.
 
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[X] Team Orphan

[x] Plan Simple, Straightforward, Sane

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Oh shit, both of the AU characters are from the reincarnation quests Magoose ran! I totally forgot their names and the fact that we ended up aiming for being Kakashi's mom in the first one.

...does this mean Danzo has a wife?
 
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But also the au is a little bit different as they are not reincarnations.
 
[X] If The Puppy Eyes Won't Do It, The Genjutsu Will
-[] Ayako Kurama
-[] Ino Yamanaka
-[] Yakumo Kurama
-[] Kiba Inuzuka

Sane Reasons To Vote For This Team:
Kiba and Ino have been friends for years, which should ground her domineering attitude somewhat, and Ayako is the best Genjutsu teacher Ino could hope for. Additionally, any bad reputation the Kurama's might have should be handily offset by that adorable Inuzaka pup that's partnered with Kiba. And with Ino and Kiba by her side, Yakumo has little to fear.

Insane Reasons to Vote For This Team:
Ayako doesn't take anybody seriously- Ino takes herself very seriously. The trolling will be rolling.
Kiba can talk to dogs. And other less cute animals. Ever played Divinity: Original Sin and asked a doggo where the evil necromancer lives?
Some family-funtime-trauma-bonding with Yakumo and Ayako!
 
[x] Plan Taunt the Happy Fun Ball
- [X] Random
- [X] Random
- [X] Random
- [X] Random

Not to call anyone out but all other options are boring and lame
 
[x] Plan Taunt the Happy Fun Ball
- [X] Random
- [X] Random
- [X] Random
- [X] Random

We are insane and we like it
 
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Danzo knows it's all his fault
And therein lies the tragedy of this Danzo. Or rather in this AU.

Danzo knows everything he's doing is wrong, and he is acting out in grief rather then clear realpolitik. Everything he's doing dishonors his wife's memory and puts his children and nation in grave peril.

But he does it anyway, because it is easier then accepting that his wife is dead, and he will never see her again.
 
Would've loved a Danzo-Sensei option choice tbh
I actually did make one for one of his kids.

Then I said no because their story was going to be interesting to see from another perspective.

Especially when Yoshi is actually one of Danzo's Grandkids.
 
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Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Aug 10, 2022 at 4:50 PM, finished with 47 posts and 19 votes.

  • [X] Team Orphan
    [x] Plan Taunt the Happy Fun Ball
    - [X] Random
    [X]Plan Dare to be Badass
    -[x] Yamato
    --[x]Naruto Uzumaki
    ---[x]Ino Yamanaka
    ----[x]Yoshi
    [x] Plan Simple, Straightforward, Sane
    -[x] Yamato
    - [X] Uchiha Sasuke
    - - [X] "From what I've seen, what Sasuke most desperately needs is therapy. As has been pointed out, I actually go to mine. I bet I can get him started there."
    - [X] Uzumaki Naruto
    - - [X] "Have you seen his form? Kid's not a genius that can intuit everything by seeing it once. He needs training."
    - [X] Hyuuga Hinata
    - - [X] "Someone needs to ground this team, and I think Hinata can pull it off."
    [X]Plan Unstable Position
    [X] Plan Team It's all Danzo Fault
    -[X] Ayako Kurama
    --[X] Sasuke Uchiha
    --[X] Shino Aburame
    --[X] Yoshi
    [X]Plan Welcome Back to the Fold
    [X] Team Orphan
    -[x] Yamato
    -[X] Naruto Uzumaki
    -[X] Sasuke Uchiha
    --[X] "In addition to failing every team we've sent his way for years, Kakashi has never had the experience of being a normal genin. Sasuke will benefit more from jonin who's approach to his training is less dependent on the boy developing the sharingan. In addition, given the boys temper, a jonin as deliberately antagonistic as Kakashi will likely make the boy in a more uncooperative mood. It would be a shame for the boy to be held back entirely because we stacked the odds against him. Yamato will bring a professionalism sasuke can respect, and has the benefit of having to master Mokuton from scratch to help him guide his pupils along the path of self growth, as well as actual teaching experience, which is more important than a transplanted sharingan when it comes to sasuke's development. "
    -[X] Yakumo Kurama.
    [X] These kids will be the death of me
    -[X]Shiro Hyuuga- the outcast
    --[X]Hinata Hyuuga- the shy
    --[X]Shikamaru Nara- the lazy
    --[X]Yakumo Kurama- the ridiculed
    [X] If The Puppy Eyes Won't Do It, The Genjutsu Will
 
Suddenly I wondered, how would Team 7 develop in this new and strange world?

[X] Canon What Canon
-[X] Kakashi Hatake
-[X] Naruto Uzumaki
-[X] Sasuke Uchiha
-[X] Sakura Haruno

Also, approval voting:
[X] Team Orphan
[X] Plan Simple, Straightforward, Sane
[X] If The Puppy Eyes Won't Do It, The Genjutsu Will
 
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