There Are Only Three Levels

If you got in a fight with someone over a clash of ideals, what would you do next time you saw them?

  • Apologize and try to make amends

    Votes: 28 6.6%
  • Mock them to prove the folly of their beliefs

    Votes: 26 6.1%
  • Give them the silent treatment

    Votes: 33 7.8%
  • Be respectful but remain firm in your ideals

    Votes: 290 68.6%
  • Punch them in the face on sight

    Votes: 46 10.9%

  • Total voters
    423
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i mean, levelling a heart( or the chart) might, rather than change the heart, make the heart into a smaller chart conveying a balance of different emotions.
 
Ah. Yeah, that seems considerably less creepy.

Probably not worth spending Levelite on, if it only applies to one heart.
 
I'm not sure that's true, because I'm pretty sure Lori would have done it if she could.

Which is a slightly convoluted way of saying that sounds like a classic Lori move.
Idk, at the end of the day Lori is insane yes, but also fair. All challenges we've seen so far have been beatable with the exception of non loot minion break rooms n the like, which is fairness to the minions. I don't think she'd level up heart / love like that. Not by force. She probably WOULD however, make it an ever present and advertised option with incredible strength boosts or items for doing so. Pay to win amirite?
 
IIRC we were planning to upgrade the Warp Bed so we could get Zoro as a fourth party member. Action Economy Ahoy!
 
Sorry for the two week hiatus, my good chumps. I'm tryin' my best here. You know how it is with those crazy authors who make their wild-ass stuff and, uh, mental health.
 
...as far as I can tell, going on long hiatuses from whatever we do because our dystopian modern world is steadily eroding our sanity is now the norm, not the exception. No apology is necessary; the idea of being at all upset at someone for needing some time to pull themselves back together... that's for politicians, managers, and other similar sorts of suit wearing overpaid subhuman sociopaths. Hope you feel better soon Carni, for your own sake.
 
...as far as I can tell, going on long hiatuses from whatever we do because our dystopian modern world is steadily eroding our sanity is now the norm, not the exception. No apology is necessary; the idea of being at all upset at someone for needing some time to pull themselves back together... that's for politicians, managers, and other similar sorts of suit wearing overpaid subhuman sociopaths. Hope you feel better soon Carni, for your own sake.
Well said, and take all the time you need, Carni. We'll be here when you get back. :)
 
In search of Door Meat
[X] Refill party SP.

-[X] Ask Bingus and Zoro if they'd like to exchange positions vis-à-vis party members.



Estelle and Zoro head off to restore SP in the currently-nested Bonus Room and debate who should be out for now. Since you can't join them, you use your i m a g i n a t i o n to predict how this probably goes down:







Hey, looks like you guessed right! Estelle returns with Bingus and full SP across the party.

[X] Take Estelle's extra inventory slot in the gif and put it into her real one.



Unfortunately, your clever suggestion simply leads to the author going back and fixing the gif error retroactively. (Shenanigans: 10+2 SHENANIGANS) With the extra inventory slot retconned out of existence, you instead opt to take one of Estelle's inventory slots out of her inventory and put it in another inventory slot, just to see.

Estelle watches you do this to her precious inventory slot, baffled and horrified, but she decides to roll with the punches just this once and examine the inventory slot's menu:



Seems this item can be used to give anyone an extra Inventory Slot, including the person you just took it from. It can also be leveled up. What in the world would leveling up an inventory slot do, you wonder?

-[X] Go find more doors to grill.



Estelle no longer has the slots for it, so you put the Warp Bed in your inventory for now. All three of you head back out of the conquered Bonus Room and into the dungeon proper. The now-sleeping Gororo guard is still blocking the Bar & Grill door.



You head toward the free item room (one use) (used) in search of more delicious Door Meat. As far as you're aware, there's only one door left on the floor, and it's this one. Every other doorway is mysteriously empty. Seems that doors and healing are both hard to come by in Lori's Keep.







You're not positive you can do this, but for the sake of delicious Door Meat, it's worth a shot!

[] What will you do? (Write-In)

 
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[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.

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[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
 
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[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Put pack the inventory slots where it belongs. Can't be robbing the mouse of a class feature.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Put pack the inventory slots where it belongs. Can't be robbing the mouse of a class feature.
 
Couldn't we take zoro's item slots and add then to our own? He's not using them, and we need them.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Shenanigans time! Intimidate the door with your Totally Rad singing skills into falling off its hinges!
-[x] Repeat for five turns or until there's results.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Put pack the inventory slots where it belongs. Can't be robbing the mouse of a class feature.
 
[X] Instead of grilling the door, take the Lori's Bar and Grill sign and grill that instead. Gotta have variety in your diet, after all.
[X] Put pack the inventory slots where it belongs. Can't be robbing the mouse of a class feature.
 
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