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A Song of Lion's, Stag's and Heroes (NO SV, You are Joffery!)
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Joffrey 1: A Small Beginning
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
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- He
Joffrey 1: A Small Beginning
It was… a small thing, to just stand and wait. A small thing indeed, do no know what may become of your life.
You were born a Prince, a Prince of a kingdom that was fractured for decades by war and rebellion, brought together again, by the Blood and Iron, and Ferocity of your father, Robert Baratheon.
He defeated Rhaegar on the Trident, after all, destroying any hope that the Targaryen line had to maintain their power.
It was he, who threw the Wayward Dragons' across the sea, to be hunted by daggers in the dark, so they could never threaten your family's rule again.
It was he, who ruled the Seven Kingdoms with an iron hand, a rule that would later extend to you.
You are Joffery Baratheon, Son of Robert, Prince of the Iron Throne.
And you are destined for Greatness.
At least that's what your mother tells you.
And Mother is never wrong.
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The level of Canon fluidity. Do you want Canon to stay straight and narrow, or let it go nuts.
[]No, Destiny is Set in Stone, only the strongest of wills may change it, a will only the gods have (Canon is set in stone, no matter what you do to change it.)
[]Destiny is a fickle thing. The only fate is the one we make. (Even the slightest change is enough to change the world.)
[]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
AN: Well now... Another ASOIAF quest. Hopefully, it does better than the last one.
As for Well... Let's just say that @Cyberphilosipher was involved in telling me not to do it to focus on La Chanson.
I have no regrets... only memes.
It was… a small thing, to just stand and wait. A small thing indeed, do no know what may become of your life.
You were born a Prince, a Prince of a kingdom that was fractured for decades by war and rebellion, brought together again, by the Blood and Iron, and Ferocity of your father, Robert Baratheon.
He defeated Rhaegar on the Trident, after all, destroying any hope that the Targaryen line had to maintain their power.
It was he, who threw the Wayward Dragons' across the sea, to be hunted by daggers in the dark, so they could never threaten your family's rule again.
It was he, who ruled the Seven Kingdoms with an iron hand, a rule that would later extend to you.
You are Joffery Baratheon, Son of Robert, Prince of the Iron Throne.
And you are destined for Greatness.
At least that's what your mother tells you.
And Mother is never wrong.
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The level of Canon fluidity. Do you want Canon to stay straight and narrow, or let it go nuts.
[]No, Destiny is Set in Stone, only the strongest of wills may change it, a will only the gods have (Canon is set in stone, no matter what you do to change it.)
[]Destiny is a fickle thing. The only fate is the one we make. (Even the slightest change is enough to change the world.)
[]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
AN: Well now... Another ASOIAF quest. Hopefully, it does better than the last one.
As for Well... Let's just say that @Cyberphilosipher was involved in telling me not to do it to focus on La Chanson.
I have no regrets... only memes.
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Joffery
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
Name: Joffrey Baratheon
Alias: None
Title: Prince of the Seven Kingdoms, Heir to the Iron Throne
Age: 5
Languages known: Westerosi Common
Faith: Faith of the Seven
Fighting Ability incompetent: You are horrible with a blade (-20 to all combat rolls)
Diplomacy: Competent: You know your way around words and wisdom. (No roll bonus)
Martial Ability: Incompetent: You are not your father, you are just a young boy who knows little in the way of war. (-20 to all combat rolls)
Stewardship: Incompetent: You know that gold makes the world go around. But that is about it. (-20 to all Stewardship rolls)
Intrigue: incompetent: You can't understand the plans of other men. And that is dangerous. (-20 to all Stewardship rolls)
Trait:
The Antlered Lion: You are the Son of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister… though even now, people question the auspiciousness of your looks. (You are a child of Cersei Baratheon and Robert Baratheon… though your parentage comes into question. But no one says a thing… just yet.)
Attractive: You are absolutely stunningly beautiful. So beautiful in fact, people can't stop looking at them. (+10 to diplomacy rolls)
Alias: None
Title: Prince of the Seven Kingdoms, Heir to the Iron Throne
Age: 5
Languages known: Westerosi Common
Faith: Faith of the Seven
Fighting Ability incompetent: You are horrible with a blade (-20 to all combat rolls)
Diplomacy: Competent: You know your way around words and wisdom. (No roll bonus)
Martial Ability: Incompetent: You are not your father, you are just a young boy who knows little in the way of war. (-20 to all combat rolls)
Stewardship: Incompetent: You know that gold makes the world go around. But that is about it. (-20 to all Stewardship rolls)
Intrigue: incompetent: You can't understand the plans of other men. And that is dangerous. (-20 to all Stewardship rolls)
Trait:
The Antlered Lion: You are the Son of Robert Baratheon and Cersei Lannister… though even now, people question the auspiciousness of your looks. (You are a child of Cersei Baratheon and Robert Baratheon… though your parentage comes into question. But no one says a thing… just yet.)
Attractive: You are absolutely stunningly beautiful. So beautiful in fact, people can't stop looking at them. (+10 to diplomacy rolls)
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[X]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
[X]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
also the link that you posted in the dragon valaryia quest is broken
also the link that you posted in the dragon valaryia quest is broken
[X]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
Welp. Let's see if we can turn friggin' Joffrey into as much of an awesome Guy and Ruler as Viserys in Exiled Dragons.
Welp. Let's see if we can turn friggin' Joffrey into as much of an awesome Guy and Ruler as Viserys in Exiled Dragons.
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
Uh...
Well... I'm not saying you can... but... It's going to be hard to top Viserys.
I mean, stopping the Apocolypse and Euron kinda is going to be hard to top.
THatWhichWillBe
The Squiddly One
- Location
- In The Darkened Deep
[X]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
- Location
- Sweden
[X]Destiny is a fickle thing. The only fate is the one we make. (Even the slightest change is enough to change the world.)
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Nenshou Yuuki
I will fail you in every way
- Location
- London
...Oh dear lord...
[X]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
[X]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
I know.
After all... Cyber tried to stop me... He did.
Well actually he wanted to do a wildling quest, and focus beyond the wall.
But... Well, I wanted to whip that snotty shit into a man of destiny again.
Inb4 Ned Turns into Bright Noa.
THatWhichWillBe
The Squiddly One
- Location
- In The Darkened Deep
To all the people choosing Destiny Is Set In Stone: PFEH, I say, P F E H.
If we can't give the GM conniptions by derailing the entire plot, what's the point, really.
If we can't give the GM conniptions by derailing the entire plot, what's the point, really.
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
Some people just want to try and change Joffrey from his evil and stupid mother, abusive/negligent father, his distant uncles.... and his own violent nature.
Which is fine.
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Nenshou Yuuki
I will fail you in every way
- Location
- London
I just want to see how your dice will butcher the plot.
Basically how I imagine the options is that we're on a station platform and the canon option we'll just be getting on a normal train.
Semi canon we're on the same platform just entering a different train.
Non-canon we're on a different platform, entering a different train and someone's planted a bomb on the tracks.
- Location
- Califoirna
Maybe we'll change him into a least neutral lion at best......kinda hope he at least turns into a very likable but insane person or king....you know one of those characters you like cause their the fun kinda crazy.....but the kill you in a brutal and horrific way while making a joke at your demise....
[X]Destiny Has Been Broken: This is not ASOIAF you know. The Beginning has changed. Only you can decide how it ends (Special "Mother and Kingdom Status Turn" Unlocked.)
Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
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It will always Bucher the plot, it just depends on how fast or slow the plot is butchered.
Yes. That is correct.
Different train, different location, and different stops.
I call it the Hitchcock Train.
You know something is wrong... but you don't know how, or why, or when it went wrong.
Well... that's the thing. In most of the scenarios, I've planned. Joff will be slightly unhinged, mostly due to stress, pressure, and neglect from Robert and his own office as prince.
As for the other stuff... Well, you'll see.
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Magoose
SV's Questing Fanatic
- Location
- California USA
- Pronouns
- He
Well he's going to be average anyway...
Just how insane his situation is... now that is going to be fun.
Nenshou Yuuki
I will fail you in every way
- Location
- London
Last time we chose this on a ASOIF quest we ended up with Tytos the Chad
Last time we chose this on one of your quests we ended up with an evil Jedi order.
Let Chaos Reign.
Inverted Fallecy
Beware the Dialogue that Spews Forth!~
- Location
- Somewhere behind a Screen.~
[X]Destiny is a fickle thing. The only fate is the one we make. (Even the slightest change is enough to change the world.)
... Magoose... Another one? Um, I don't know how to feel about this, but okay...?
... Magoose... Another one? Um, I don't know how to feel about this, but okay...?