[X][Project] The Merchants practically wrecked your shop in broad daylight in the middle of the boardwalk. You won't let them do it again.
-[X][Project] Guardian. A biomantic beast should provide adequate protection while you're away. You'll construct a true horror worthy of protecting your property, within legal bounds.
--[X][Project] Plan Boss Monster. People already know we can biotinker. Might as well make something as obviously threatening as possible to discourage intruders from even trying. And give it the power to back up the threat if needed, while also having nonlethal options. See how many of the following we can stuff in.
---[X][Project] Use plants and insects for a base, maybe a nice crab if we can catch one. Plants and insects lack souls of their own, making them more malleable and easy to manipulate, while a crab would be a good base creature for armor, legs, and claws.
----[X][Project] Really look for that crab, maybe buy one, and make sure it's a BIG one. Even if we somehow can't find it, still make the guardian crab-shaped.
---[X][Project] Make it out of mostly Woodsmith Armor, and give it some branches with leaves that it can use to recharge itself and keep itself healthy using sunlight while hibernating, and maybe disguise itself as a normal topiary when not in use.
---[X][Project] Make the core primarily out of Wardstone (for [Safety of Home]), with smaller amounts of phsycocite, crystal flesh, iron, and chloride. It's programmed using arcane rhyme that simultaneously gives it needed abilities.
---[X][Project] Reinforced armor plating made from woodsmith armor grown in Ironwood Soil, steel, and Pandore alloyed alchemical. Further transmuted and enchanted with skin (and maybe scar tissue) and cast iron mana, and an arcane intonation.
----[X][Project] "Egg > Egg > Plant > Graphite > Titanium" might also help make the armor denser. Maybe combine that with Thaum > Keratin > Graphite ('Shell').
---[X][Project] Bioelectric vines! Grab enemies, and then taze them into submission! Slap on like six of them for handling gangs of thugs.
---[X][Project] Gravity-manipulating organs! Let our horror inexplicably be able to float! Or pin enemies down under their own amplified weight!
----[X][Project] This uses "Riftgecko Mutation" obviously
---[X][Project] Give it a voice that uses "Soulshaking Dirge" and "Spirit Pressure" to intimidate and demoralize enemies.
---[X][Project] Spider spinnerets! Lay traps and tie up captured opponents for the police!
---[X][Project] Bizarre and nonsensical biology! It's actually held together with magic, so why should it need a normal circulatory or digestive system? Operation 'Make Panacea Fall Over' is GO!
---[X][Project] Big pincers! We want it able to wrangle those hunks of junk the Merchants call vehicles. If we're feeling mean, make the claws out of Hellforged material or Voidmetal or something else nasty.
----[X][Project] Hmm, yea, we ARE feeling mean. Alchemical add Thunderbolt Iron and Pandora's Iron to the claws, and give it "Fractal Blade", "Supermass", "Massless Detonation", "Precise Cut", "Vital Shock", etc. based mutations. And sharpen them using Arcane > Crystal Quartz
---[X][Project] Give it a bigass cannon on it's back, Genesect style! Fires a huge disintegration lazor beam of Sand+Chrome+Chloride+calcium mana.
---[X][Project] Uses traits from carnivorous plants, to make up for not having roots and symbolically increase aggression.
---[X][Project] Use value transfer (techsteal or normal, whichever seems most appropriate) alchemy: A smartphone (so we can remote control and monitor it), some steel armor plating, some heavy hydraulic equipment (for crushing strength), a fully grown tree from our forest acre, a high-quality sculpture of a crab, a megaphone, headlights (from a broke down junk car, bought from a scrapyard probably), large gardening shears, mundane metal weapons, high quality mechanical bearings and joints, a pile of chains, a large red OFF switch, and a large extremely durable and solid bolder.
---[X][Project] Integrate internal chamber full of (synth-)healant and some misc. liquid manas, such that it can keep itself alive and regenerate even if grievously injured, and maybe spray it on us if we're unconscious and dying.
---[X][Project] and a bazillion other mutations mostly related to generally making an organism better and more powerful and giving it a swiz army knife of abilities.
---[X][Project] Name it The Dread Eternal Topiary of Greater Doom.
[X][Project] Dig out a large secret cavern (reinforced with Hardcrete Creation) underneath our Forest Acre, and make a similar garden we have in the basement but much larger and higher quality, structured in a way to allow for large scale farming as well as full-sized trees. A large tree that connects both the surface (looking like just a normal very large tree there) and the cavern provides artificial sunlight via a gold-based bioluminescence mutation, and given natural-rain-like irrigation using tin-based magic.
[X][Advanced] Something Else (Write-In)
-[x][Advanced] Given how powerful this thinker memory is... Acquire an external hard drive, the kind that's basically a very large USB stick for making backups but with a separate power cable, and power it with Brain > 'Zap' + Eldritch Relay > 'Zap' + Lightning Vision > 'Zap', then while doing that continuously plug it into a computer and download an offline copy of the entirety of wikipedia onto it so all of it passes through the mana. Let's make that thinker power EARN it's S rank.
[X][Advanced] Do an experiment on how long a tree that is just a sphere of wood can survive without those things and in darkness but supplied with liquid plant mana injected into it via symbiont, and how healthy it can stay that way and any issues being kept like that long term would cause. This is kind of important if we want to make much of our equipment out of living wood, and not carry around gant pots of dirt or have big leaves we have to make sure get enough sunlight.
[X][Advanced] make a large runic array of pure lithium dust and lithium-gemerald dust mix consisting of 9 golden spirals (thaumic collapse) going into a 8-Simplex ('declare perfection') with a single spherical rock placed in the center and a small emerald at each corner of the simplex, and on a flat ground of only rock so no non-rock-aligned concepts are anywhere nearby for it to be mixed up with.
[X][Advanced] Test this arcane spell, for some added shop protection:
I speak to place an arcane ward
Make it lasting, make it hard
I impose by eldritch shard
Holding you in low regard
In rhyme spun as a master bard
Those who threaten hereby barred
It will hostile advance retard
Unless dissuaded by cannard
May that all their thoughts be bared
And unwelcome bodies marred
With flame and heat it will bombard
Against all who enter may it guard
Unless you present the correct card
Anointed with an great sow's lard
And it was not since unpaired
Those who present that will be spared
But all others they will be snared
As zinc's and ruby's curse transferred
Protective magic will leave you scarred
Into a crisp you will be charred
Once only ashes will discard
Ignited as if soaking tarred
By firewall around my yard
[X][Simple] Attunement chain: Chlorine > Fulgurite > Tektite
[X][Business] Make use of Lisa.
- [X][Business] She wasn't too keen on looking like a cape, but we make an outfit for her for true attunement and set bonus reasons, what should it look like, and should it try to hide her identity at all or try to look like mundane civilian clothes or something else?